Chapter 1: The Super True Buddha System
Hangzhou Jinshan Temple, outside the courtyard gate.
The abbot, Zen Master Lingyu, handed the Zen staff and the golden bowl to the little monk opposite, with a sad face.
"Fahai, for the teacher, I will hand over the treasure of the town temple to you, and I hope that after you go down the mountain, you will subdue the demons and subdue the demons, and cultivate the positive fruit as soon as possible!"
Ye Cang looked at the rusty Zen staff and the golden bowl with a gap, and the corners of his mouth twitched sharply.
Just these two things pawnshop don't give ten cents, and return the treasure of the temple?
"The apprentice is dull, you can keep the treasure of the temple for your own use, and give me the incense money in the temple. ”
Lingyu's face was covered with black lines.
I didn't know what was going on? I'm not sending you down the mountain, I'm expelling you from the school!
Losing the two of you is because of the master-apprentice relationship for more than ten years, and you are still thinking about incense money, what about your face?
"Since you don't want to, okay, you can go!"
Ye Cang grabbed Lingyou, who was about to turn around, and laughed twice.
"After thinking about it, let's take it, after all, this is your heart, and it's not good to live up to it. ”
Without waiting for Lingyou to reply, he snatched the Zen staff and the golden bowl.
Glancing at the master and the senior brothers with a disgusted face, Ye Cang felt that there was no need to say goodbye, so he went straight away.
Zen Master Lingyu was relieved that this scourge was finally over.
In the past twelve years, Ye Cang has been lazy and cheating and cheating, not to mention cultivating to the first level of Arhat, and he can't even recite Buddhist scriptures smoothly.
What made Lingyou even more unacceptable was that this thing was drinking and eating meat in the back mountain the day before yesterday, and was bumped into by pilgrims.
If such a villain is not expelled from the division, where is the face of Lingyou, and where is the face of Jinshan Temple?
In fact, Ye Cang was also very helpless.
Crossing into the parallel world of war and chaos, he does not complain, and he also recognizes Fahai who has become scolded by everyone.
But crossing without giving a gift package is crazy.
If it weren't for Ye Cang's use of the common sense of his previous life twelve years ago to fool Lingyou, making him mistakenly believe that the Buddha was reincarnated and accepted as a disciple, he might have become a wild dog's supper long ago.
On the quiet mountain road, Ye Cang held the chicken leg and sighed: "I'm too difficult!"
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Super True Buddha System, and since then he has been blessed by the heavens to protect the Ten Thousand Worlds, and the mana is boundless and the sea has cracked!"
Ye Cang's hand shook immediately, and the chicken leg fell to the ground.
Through the gift package, I finally got you waiting......
Wait, the Super True Buddha System???
I really don't want to be a monk!
"Ding! The system and the host have been bound, and from now on, the host will mainly promote the Dharma and universalize all sentient beings, and if you violate the precepts halfway, the system will be unbound immediately!"
After a long time, empty joy, untie it, untie it, it's too boring to live a lifetime of abiding by the rules and precepts.
In addition, if the system issues a task to prevent Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian from intersecting across species, things will be a big deal.
Ye Cang didn't want to make a bond with the goblins, and he was frantically tempted on the verge of death.
He picked up the chicken leg from the ground, blew on the blades of grass on it, and was about to feast on it when the cold voice of the system sounded in his head again.
"Once the system is unbound, the host dies immediately!"
Smack!
The chicken thigh fell to the ground again.
Ye Cang was stunned for a long time, and the fragrant words spit out from his mouth: "I am a grass mud horse....."
"Ding! The host is a person selected by the system, and he should have great concentration and great self-cultivation, speak ill words, and reduce his life expectancy by twenty years!"
Ye Cang pursed his lips and was about to put a few cruel words, when a series of simplified Chinese characters appeared in his mind.
Host: Ye Cang (Fahai)
Merit Value: 1
Lifespan: 42(62)
Mana: 1
Raffle Cards: 0
Notes:
1. Once the system task is released, the life value of 20 will be deducted if it is rejected or the task fails;
2. Merit value and life value can be converted into each other, and the ratio is tentatively 1:1;
3. The merit value or life value can be converted into mana value in one direction, and the ratio is tentatively 10:1;
4. The final interpretation right of the above settings belongs to the system, and there will be no prior notice if there is any change.
Ye Cang's eyes were melancholy like the moonlight on a cold night.
"System, do you deduct life value if you scold in your heart?" Ye Cang asked tentatively.
"Ding! Out of sight is pure, and hearing is clear!"
"That's good!" Ye Cang nodded, and the fragrant words converged into a surging river in his heart.
System: "......"
Ye Cang glanced at the chicken leg that was about to say goodbye, except for reluctance and remorse.
The day before yesterday, when I ate secretly, I was leisurely, and I might be able to mix in Jinshan Temple until I was old.
No matter how strict the rules and precepts of the temple are, you can drill the cracks, and the real Buddha system has no way to do it!
Bite!
Mission: Rescue the venomous little green snake
Merit: +10 (1)
Life Value: +10 (42)
Mana: +1 (1)
Raffle Cards: 1
Ye Cang only felt a gust of cold wind passing overhead without restraint.
Scold and deduct 20 life value, risk your life to treat poisonous snakes, and increase your life value by 10...... Systematic math is taught by physical education teachers.
In the grass, a small cyan snake about a foot long slowly crawled out.
Under the sun, the rippling green of the snake's body makes people feel cold from their hearts to their feet.
Even if Ye Cang had dealt with snakes when he was a veterinarian in his previous life, he was a little frightened when he encountered this product.
Ten thousand poisons, just rush this prefix, you know that it is extraordinarily ruthless.
The little green snake was also taken aback by the big living person who appeared coldly.
It quickly straightened up, revealing two long, thin fangs.
However, due to a serious illness, this fierce operation consumed the only strength it had.
Smack!
The little green snake lay on the grass softly, and its body twitched.
"The old man Confucius is right, usually don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning, don't you be embarrassed this time?"
Ye Cang pinched the snake's head and lifted it up, carefully observing what was wrong.
The little green snake seems to have suffered a great humiliation, and struggled with all his strength.
"It's not honest to discuss life with Hades, if it weren't for the pressure of the task, buddy would stew you!"
Ye Cang's hands trembled wildly, and after the little green snake's vertebrae were misaligned, they hung down softly like noodles.
Soon, Ye Cang found the crux of the problem - the tail of the little green snake was swollen with a large piece.
"What is wrong with me, it turns out that the deferens is blocked. ”
Ye Cang stuffed the little green snake into the cloth bag and began to look for the dandelion.
The problem of the little green snake is very easy to deal with in the previous life, and in this world, it takes a lot of effort.
Ye Cang first threw the dandelion into the golden bowl and boiled a bowl of medicinal liquid.
In order to prevent the little green snake from not cooperating, he wrapped the snake's head with a piece of cloth and tied it twice with a fine hemp rope.
When everything was ready, Ye Cang wrapped the embroidery needle in a cotton cloth to clean the little green snake.
At first, the little green snake struggled hard, but then he accepted his fate, except for convulsions from time to time, he basically did not resist.
Ye Cang hadn't forgotten to apply dandelion liquid to disinfect it.
This is called exquisiteness, this is professionalism!
After finishing the treatment, Ye Cang wiped the sweat on his forehead, a little apprehensive.
First of all, the irrigating utensils are not professional, and the efficacy is reduced by half, and secondly, the anti-inflammatory and bactericidal effect of dandelion is not as good as that of antibiotics, in case of infection......
Snakes are not human, and wound infections are basically over!