Chapter 43 The host didn't ask
Lei Zhengdao saw Ye Cang wake up, extremely excited, and was about to speak, when Xiaoqing's impatient words reached his ears.
"Lord Lei, it's his problem whether Master Xie Li accepts it or not, it's your business whether to send it or not, Master has just recovered now and needs to rest. ”
In other words, put down the thank you gift and hurry away, the two of us have something to say, it is inconvenient for you to be here.
Lei Zhengdao understands in seconds.
He took out a pitch-black wooden box and put it on the table, knelt on one knee again, and thanked Ye Cang with a fist.
"Your Excellency's kindness, Tiantai County Chenghuang Temple is remembered by the ghost officials, and the Hades Supervision Department is grateful!"
After speaking, he slowly retreated to the door, turned into a cloud of black smoke and left.
As soon as he walked on his front foot, Xiao Qing's disdainful eyes smashed over.
"Pretending to be real, I wondered if you would never wake up again, and I really asked Lei Zhengdao to take the things back. ”
The window paper was pierced, Ye Cang was not polite, and said in a strange manner: "I didn't understand the meaning of ingratitude before, but now I understand." ”
Xiao Qinghuo got up.
"Who?"
"Nonsense! Who else in this room but you!"
"Say it again?"
"Do you want to do it? Come on, I have half a life left to defuse the wrath of the sky, you take it with you!"
Ye Cang glanced at the snake spirit with round apricot eyes, and did not give in.
Kick your nose in the face and don't show a tough attitude, you won't be up to heaven.
Xiao Qing was really angry when she saw Ye Cang, looked at Ye Cang for a long time, and suddenly sat down slowly, her nose was sore, and she cried.
Ye Cang was completely speechless, it seems that you are at fault first, okay?
...... with women Uh, banshee, can't be reasonable!
Actually, Xiaoqing is really wronged!
In the past few days that Ye Cang has been in a coma, she has spared no effort to take care of her.
It's just a matter of exertion, the most unbearable thing for Xiaoqing is that Ye Cang, who was in a coma, let go of himself.
In the haze, he said some inappropriate words, and some unruly behavior.
Originally, according to Xiaoqing's violent temper, not to mention breaking Ye Cang's body into thousands of pieces, at least he had to beat his parents so that he didn't know him.
But looking at the exhausted man on the bed who kept talking nonsense, she couldn't do it anyway, and she didn't even dare to scold loudly.
Who would think that Ye Cang would kill her as soon as she opened her eyes, and she didn't say anything, and pretended to be dizzy.
After a while, Xiaoqing took out a handkerchief and wiped her tears, and asked Ye Cang with red eyes.
"When the hell did you wake up?"
Ye Cang rolled his eyes and replied neatly: "Just now!"
Xiaoqing bit her red lip, her tone gradually softened, and said, "You tell me the truth, I don't blame you." ”
Ye Cang blinked, looking confused.
Seeing his appearance, Xiaoqing realized that Ye Cang was not lying, so he asked again: "Then did you have any bad dreams?"
Ye Cang shook his head without hesitation.
Xiaoqing's nose is sour again, this is a stuffy loss!
She tried her best to hold back the tears in her eyes, got up and took the wooden box, and handed it to Ye Cang.
"You also know what the underworld gave me, you are a great hero, it must be more valuable, open it and take a look. ”
Ye Cang felt that something was wrong.
He put the wooden box aside and said, "Why did you ask like that just now?"
"Oh, it's nothing! you did it unintentionally, anyway...... Anyway, we were all like that before, and I admit it. ”
Ye Cang realized the seriousness of the problem.
He thought about it for a moment with a frown, and his body trembled.
Seemingly...... It seems like...... I probably did have some dreams that male creatures would have in my dreams, and although I have forgotten the specific process, some of the images are still vaguely remaining.
Ye Cang swallowed his saliva, looked at his right hand, looked at Xiaoqing again, and asked, "I...... Did I really touch it?"
The little green ear was hot, and he hummed softly.
I'm Nima!
Ye Cang slammed into his right hand.
Xiaoqing hurriedly grabbed Ye Cang's left hand and complained: "What are you doing, just woke up, don't spoil your body, I don't blame you." ”
I blame myself! The True Buddha system is peeping at the screen, how much life value does this have to be deducted......
Uh, no!
According to the system's usual reward criteria, it doesn't seem to have decreased the life value.
Ye Cang immediately asked in his mind: "System, I committed a lust ring in a coma, you should know about this, right?"
Bite!
The host has a wrong interpretation of the transgression of the sexual precepts, and the true Buddha system does not regard it as a transgression.
Ye Cang didn't understand, and tried to make the question as specific as possible: "Then let me ask another question, can I return to the vulgar in the future, get married and have children?"
Bite!
This system is the official version of the Super True Buddha system, and it has no right to interfere in the host's private affairs.
Ye Cang was stunned for a while and said so......
"Then can I drink wine and eat meat?" Ye Cang asked again.
Bite!
This system is the official version of the Super True Buddha system, and it has no right to interfere in the host's private affairs.
Ye Cang suddenly remembered that he had exploded in the cave, and it seemed that the system meant that as long as he didn't insult it, he wouldn't be punished.
Thinking that he was abiding by the rules and precepts these days, and he was miserable, Ye Cang felt a sense of shame that he was being played by the system.
"Why didn't you say it earlier!"
Ye Cang complained in his mind, just like a resentful woman who has been alone in an empty house for decades.
Bite!
The host didn't ask.
Ye Cang clenched his fists and almost burst into tears, just like a serf who had been oppressed for thousands of years saw the red sun of liberation.
God is pitiful, he really doesn't want to be a monk.
Xiao Qing saw that Ye Cang's body was trembling, so he quickly pulled his sleeves and said softly, "What's wrong with you? Don't scare me, okay?"
Ye Cang came back to his senses and looked at Xiaoqing.
It may be that the surprise brought by the system is too great, and he is a little unscrupulous: "You really have it in your stomach, is it a human or a snake?"
Xiaoqing never dreamed that Ye Cang would turn this question over.
Her pretty face was immediately blood-red, her eyes lowered, and she replied in a whisper.
"I ...... I'm not a Heavenly Dao level demon immortal, but the speed of the child's transformation will be accelerated, and I have to ask the master how long it will take, but ...... You are a true Buddha disciple with a wide vision, you should know. ”
I know a! Uh, why do you ask this question all of a sudden? Do you really want to talk to the green snake......
Pull it down, men can't patronize themselves, and they have to be responsible for the next generation!
Ye Cang cleared his throat, and the atmosphere was very awkward for a while.
Xiaoqing was also too ashamed, she handed the wooden box to Ye Cang again to divert the attention of the two.
"Open it and take a look, Lei Zhengdao wants to give it to you behind my back, it must not be an ordinary item. ”
In the wooden box, there is a black and shiny iron plate, on which a punishment is written in seal.
Holding the iron card in his hand, there seemed to be an incomparably essence of yin power faintly.
Ye Cang looked at Xiao Qing, who was silent, and his face was darker than the bronze medal.
gave Bibo Mansion ten Nine Yin to Yang Flowers, gave the snake precision spiritual weapon Qinghong Sword, and when I came to this hero, I had an iron card......
What does it mean? Look down on people, don't you?
Ye Cang put the iron card in the wooden box and closed it with a snap.
"Xiaoqing, I don't think the matter of Shui Mangcao is not so simple, we can't forget our original intention because of gifts, so we have to inform the Heavenly Court Supervision and find out!"