Chapter (36): The dumb are plotted
The doll said: "That's it, you fart Ah Lang, you are looking for trouble." Everyone already knows about our Hou Ye's rodent-phobia, and you dare to mention it. As far as you are smart, you see how skillful Brother Wolf is in speaking. Obviously, everyone understands, but you just say it yourself. Besides, you don't look at your situation, and if you have a broken gold tooth, you will be counted down by everyone. Today, if you are cheap, you will offend our Hou Ye. Hmph, don't say that my sister-in-law can't spare you when I go back, even our young master of Nangong can't let you go, hehehehe......"
Listening quietly, he raised his hand slightly, and his fingers hit the doll's laughing hole, and he immediately heard the doll laugh. I only laughed so much that the doll leaned forward and back, the flowers and branches trembled, and after a while, even tears came out of my eyes.
The little Taoist priest said: "Okay, my young master of Nangong, you can spare the doll girl." If you don't wait for a while, Hou Ye will find out that it will be bad to ask. Besides, I think the doll seems to be saying well, hehehe...... "After the little Taoist finished speaking, his flying figure swept past everyone, and he caught up with Xiao Qingfeng in front of him in the blink of an eye.
Jing Xin ignored the words in the little Taoist's words, and with a gentle flick, he untied the acupoint where the doll was pointed. The doll gradually stopped laughing and wiped the tears from the smile on her face. Then, still mischievously, he pointed to Jingxin's mouth and the position of his heart, but he didn't dare to speak.
Suddenly, he turned around again, kicked the prodigal son's ass fiercely, and scolded: "You are a dead Ah Lang, you are not as good as someone else's crippled brother at a critical time, everyone knows to help me speak, hum." ”
The prodigal son was kicked, and he knew that he was wrong, so he didn't say much. I saw a hippie smiling face walking up to Jing Xin, and like a doll, he pointed to Jing Xin's mouth and heart. Then he pulled the doll and ran away quickly, catching up with the people in front. Now there is only one person left behind who is stamping his feet and angry, and the steady lone wolf and mute man have already dragged another living treasure laughing Maitreya to the front.
Jingxin smiled slightly, and somehow suddenly felt an astringent feeling in his heart. I saw her dressed in white and slowly walking forward. Turning his face on a mountain stone on the side of the mountain road, he saw two lines of stone carvings - it is better to forget each other in the rivers and lakes.
She stood there and watched for a long time. Looking at the people who had gradually faded away, two lines of tears unconsciously fell from the corners of her eyes. At this moment, she suddenly thought of a poem that Xiao Qingfeng once wrote-Sadness:
I am about to leave, the wind and rain are suffering, and I don't remember spending a few springs and autumns together.
Silently bury your head deeply, clear your tears and turn into turbid wine, when will the wind and snow be off.
Butterflies and clouds flying, what do you want to ask for in your dreams, and you can't wait to be drunk and sad for a long time.
The end of the world, the water side;
Lone Star Guest, don't look back;
Where is life not permanent......
Jing Xin stabilized his mood a little, took out a wet wipe, and wiped his eyes. Seeing that there was no one around, a clear whistle flew and chased after him. When he got to the little Taoist priest, the prodigal son, and the doll, he broke a piece of dead branch and shot away at the three of them. The three of them were hit at the same time, and suddenly they screamed, but fortunately, the people were only slightly punished, scaring and scaring them, and they didn't use any dark energy. The three of them screamed a few times, and they were all honest.
Everyone talked about making trouble, and after ten minutes, they arrived at the third famous scenic spot of Fairy Mountain - a line of sky. At this time, the lone wolf began to show the posture of his senior old donkey, cleared his throat, and explained to everyone and the tourists around him: "This dangerous place is the famous natural danger on Fairy Mountain. It is said that Li Shimin, the king of Qin back then, when he was not yet the emperor, fought abroad for many years, and once hit us......"
At this moment, the prodigal son suddenly rushed forward and said with a smile: "Could it be that he Li Shimin came to kill our Shandong Xiangma at that time, dare to ask if this should be the place where he fought with Qin Qiong, Second Master Qin and the Demon King of the Mixed World, Cheng Biting Jin?"
The doll also followed the gag, and then said: "I think that Qin Qiong and Qin Shubao were 'horses on both sides of the Yellow River, beating one hundred and eight counties in 36 prefectures in Kyushu, Shandong, and shaking half of the sky in Shandong. I'm afraid that even if Li Shimin, the king of Qin, fought with him back then, he was not the only one, besides, there was still ....... ”
Xiao Qingfeng waved his hand to stop them from making trouble, pretended to be angry, and scolded: "Okay, you two guys should be honest with me, don't talk nonsense, and listen to Brother Wolf explain to us." ”
When the two of them heard this, they immediately became honest, stuck out their tongues, made a grimace, and stopped squeaking.
At this time, the lone wolf continued: "It is said that he didn't know the second master of Shandong, the good man Qin, who you said at that time, and it was not all smooth sailing in Shandong. On this day, he was pursued all the way by superior enemy forces, and his elite military horses were almost lost. happened to arrive at this fairy mountain, so he immediately decided to go up the mountain and hold on, wait for the arrival of reinforcements from the rear brigade, and then wait for the opportunity to capture the fighter plane and break the enemy army. After going up the mountain, fortunately, there was an old grandmother's cave to block it first. He was able to escape to this dangerous place with only more than 1,000 men and horses. Look, this first-line sky, the cliffs on both sides are steep and almost straight up and down, like a knife and axe, steep and abnormal, and it is difficult for ordinary people to climb up and down. Only this narrow passage in the middle, although the length is only more than 100 meters, but it can only allow one person to barely pass, which is the real gateway that can not be opened. Back then, Li Shimin, the king of Qin, relied on the remaining more than 1,000 people and horses to hold on here, and finally waited for the arrival of the rescue army. Under the fierce battle, Li Shimin finally got what he wanted, turned defeat into victory, defeated the enemy army in one fell swoop, took advantage of the situation to defeat the opponent's army, and seized the territory occupied by the opponent. It is said that the offensive and defensive battle that took place here back then, although I dare not say that it was earth-shattering, but it also reached the tragic point of a mountain of corpses here. It is said that later, after Li Shimin, the king of Qin, ascended to the south of Dabao and became the emperor, he also personally sent Xu Maogong, the British prince of Heze, Shandong Province, who was called the same as Li Jing, the Duke of Weiguo, to pay a grand worship here. canonized this dangerous glimmer of heaven as a general to protect the country. And exempted the people near the Fairy Mountain from paying taxes for a hundred years, and carved a stele nearby to remember, the remnant of the stele is still there, but the handwriting on it has long been incomplete and blurred. Just on it, you can vaguely make out the limited words "above the old grandmother cave of Mount Tai", "a line of sky", "general of the protector", "British duke" and so on. ”
After a moment's pause, the lone wolf seemed to remember something again, and then continued: "As for our Shandong good man Qin Qiong Qin Shubao that Ah Lang said, he really saved Qin King Li Shimin in our YZ City, but not on this fairy mountain. It's on the dragon protection ridge thirty kilometers southeast of our YZ city, and when we have the opportunity to go someday, I'll show you off, hehehe......"
The prodigal son suddenly rushed to say: "I think that Li Shimin, the king of Qin back then, will definitely not have any supreme light skills and supernatural secret weapon kung fu." If, if he could have half the skills of our young master of Nangong, he wouldn't be chased by others all day long and run away......!
As soon as everyone heard it, they knew that this kid was doing bad again, and no one answered. It's just that Xiao Qingfeng heard it, and when he turned his face to look at the meditation that was staring at the prodigal son, he seemed to understand something. Smiling slightly, he said loudly: "I really think I've heard that there are some invisible unique secret weapons, such as the Nine Turns Plum Blossom Dart and the Meridian Soul Fixing Needle, these hidden weapons have certain latent special effects. As long as they are shot, sometimes it will be difficult to eradicate for the rest of their lives, unless their owners personally remove them. Alas, it is said that if you say too much, you will lose trouble from your mouth, I roughly understand this, but I really don't understand the incubation cycle of these poison-feeding secret weapons. Fortunately, we have a quiet sister who is a famous secret weapon, and it's okay to come, hahaha......"
After frolicking for a while, everyone let the other tourists pass first. Then, seeing that there was no one around, Mengshan Turtle took the head, and everyone crossed the sea one after another to show their magical powers, and quickly passed this so-called natural danger. looked at the fat "big meat egg" of the laughing Maitreya, and finally squeezed through the first line of diva with difficulty.
The dumb man behind the hall let out a clear roar, unleashed his bone shrinking skill, and violently exerted force, instantly passing through the narrow passage of more than 100 meters. When everyone saw the dumb and handsome skills, they couldn't help but applaud, and the dumb man smiled slightly and politely hugged everyone.
However, at this moment, suddenly the dumb man was hit hard by a person behind him, and almost knocked him to the ground. Everyone was shocked, and when they heard a dumb man's muffled snort, they saw a man in Taoist clothes with a short figure quickly passing by him, not only that, but when he swept by, he even looked back at the dumb man intentionally or unintentionally. Then he disappeared on the mountain road in front of him, and even Xiao Qingfeng and Mengshan Turtle in front of him didn't see his face clearly.
Seeing this, everyone hurriedly gathered around and asked about the mute's situation. I saw that the dumb man's already dark face had almost turned purple now, and he even burst out with foul language, and scolded: "His grandmother's, this Wang Ba Lamb, almost broke Lao Tzu's ribs." Wait until I catch him and see if I don't cripple him, I'm X fucking it!"
When everyone heard this, they were even more shocked, everyone knows it. The mute has been in the rivers and lakes since he was a child, and after decades of hard work and actual combat, although the thirteen Taibao practiced foreign kung fu horizontally, he did not dare to say that he had reached the pinnacle, but he could be regarded as an extremely hard skill. Everyone has been with him for so many years, and they have never seen him suffer any big losses, let alone be angry and rude, it seems that the plot suffered today is definitely not light. Xiao Qingfeng immediately checked it carefully, and found that except for a red and swollen bruise, there were no hard injuries such as fractures, and no obvious internal injuries were found. However, the place where the dumb man was hit will hurt for at least ten days and half a month, and at first glance, this is the dark energy deliberately left by the master of the inner family.
The dumb man then said angrily: "I don't count if this grandson sneaks up on the sneak attack, and even warns us with fucking lips, let us go down the mountain, don't continue to go up the mountain, otherwise you will be rude to us." Today, I'm dumb and I really don't believe in this evil thing! Hmph!" After that, he spat out a mouthful of thick phlegm and chased down the mountain angrily.