Chapter 26 Basic Operations
Xiaoqing was so frightened that she didn't catch her breath, and coughed vigorously while holding her chest.
Before, he was just out of the same door as the Buddha cultivator in Putuo Mountain in the South China Sea, but now he is even more ruthless and directly saves the true Buddha of Xitian Rulai.
What do you mean?
I know that it's normal for you to brag about it, but you can't be so mad that you blow it with your eyes closed!
"Miss Ben vaguely remembers you saying that it would be nice if it had something to do with that Buddha cultivator in the South China Sea, otherwise she wouldn't be helpless. ”
"That's the memory of the poor monk has not yet been opened. ”
"Miss Ben just heard that you were quite scruptuous, and she didn't even have the courage to go out of the cave to collect herbs. ”
"That is because the strength of the poor monk has not yet recovered, so he has to do it as a last resort. ”
"Miss Ben just saw that you don't even know the most basic cultivation knowledge......
"The strength is too strong, how can you care about these innocuous little things?
Ye Cang gritted his teeth and deliberately stretched out his injured wrist in front of Xiaoqing.
In other words, I used my blood to dissolve the poison of the water mangweed, which proves that I am a god and Buddha!
Just ask if you're afraid?!
Just ask you if you accept it?!
Xiaoqing shook her head slightly and sighed softly.
"You bluff me with nonsense, because you are afraid that I will not be able to get over the hurdle in my heart, and it will not be good for you in the future, right?"
When did the snake spirit IQ go online?
Ye Cangyun smiled lightly, insisting on persuading people with the truth that silence is golden.
"Don't worry, I won't say that I'm good to you in the future, and I won't beat you and kill you, even if the master comes back and exposes your cowhide!"
Xiao Qing glanced at Ye Cang, picked up the long sword from the ground, and retracted it into its sheath.
The stone in Ye Cang's heart finally fell to the ground.
It stands to reason that he has repeatedly helped Xiaoqing, and Xiaoqing will not continue to retaliate.
The problem is that the snake spirit's nerve knife doesn't make sense!
In case Xiaoqing thinks of that membrane again, her brain is hot and she doesn't miss her kindness, who will she reason with?
In this way, the knot in the little young girl's heart has finally been untied, very good, with such a state of mind, her cultivation will definitely go to the next level. ”
Before Ye Cang finished praising it, Xiao Qing's angry gaze shot over again.
Can you praise people wrong?
Ye Cang began to doubt life.
Xiao Qinghuo stood up and pointed at Ye Cang, shaking with anger.
"You unconscionable bastard, can this knot be untied......? If I do, you're not going to admit it?!"
Ye Cang blinked, pointed to Xiaoqing's lower abdomen, and asked tentatively, "Didn't you mean to say that you have a child?"
Xiaoqing bit her red lip and nodded emphatically.
Ye Cang's mouth was wide open, and the sound of Sanguan Duang no longer existed.
You can get a child out with an embroidery needle, and adult stores all over the world are going to close down, so let's not bring such an unreasonable one!
Ye Cang stabilized his mind, leaned in front of the pretty snake spirit with a flushed face, and said with great certainty: "Don't worry, this situation will never happen." ”
"Why are you so sure?" said Jonna, if there was ...... Broken by a man, it is very likely to ......"
Xiaoqing thought of Jiaona's whispered words, lowered her eyes, and really didn't have the courage to say the following words.
Ye Cang covered his heart, eager to bang his head against the wall.
Jiaona, the physiology teacher, is so irresponsible!
You have to explain to Xiaoqing how to use to get a big belly, even if the embroidery needle in my hand is blessed with cotton cloth that day, it can't go against the sky!
And Xiaoqing, you are also a snake spirit, after so many years, how are those brothers and sisters who have children reluctant, don't you have any points in your heart?
Xiao Qing saw that Ye Cang was about to collapse, her eyes were red, and she felt a little self-pitying.
"You were unintentional at the time, and you were a monk, I didn't want you to be responsible, but if you really have it, if there is anything to do with the child in the future, you have to help!"
Help!
Ye Cang took a deep breath and said helplessly: "Don't mention this now, Kou Sanniangyin, you can't just forget about it, you can ask Jiao Na about the child's affairs later." ”
"That's right! That damn Kou Sanniang almost killed Miss Ben, I'm going to wipe them all out!"
Xiaoqing clenched his long sword, very indignant.
Ye Cang nodded secretly, yes, the fire line and the zero line in the snake spirit's brain are finally connected.
Xiaoqing lifted his sword out of the cave, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.
"I want to ask the city god of Tiantai County, how did he manage this side of the ghost, and there was a vicious thing in the jurisdiction where the ghost cultivator brought the water and grass to harm people across the border!"
Ye Cang stood in place, looking up at the sky.
Blue is so sky, white is so cloudy.
Xiaoqing saw that Ye Cang was stunned, and said angrily: "Why don't you leave?"
I said that this matter can't be left like this, I didn't say to die!
Kou Sanniang is about to put the four words on my face, and you still go straight to the City God Temple?
Not to mention that you have just detoxified and have not yet recovered your cultivation, even if you are at the peak of your life, people have to find ways to destroy you.
After Ye Cang described the stakes in detail, Xiaoqing suddenly realized.
"Jiao Na is right, you are a sinister and cunning person, I can't imagine it. ”
Ye Cang is going crazy.
This is a basic operation, without any technical content, you didn't expect that you have no brains, not that I am insidious and cunning.
What made Ye Cang even more unacceptable was that Xiaoqing actually had to revisit the old place and find Ye Cang's Zen staff back.
This is equivalent to directly telling the ghost officials of Tiantai County, you are ready, we are going to do something.
Don't let the door squeeze the brain? Don't go into the village secretly to shoot, this is the royal way to victory.
A small inn somewhere at the foot of the mountain.
Ye Cang straightened the hat on his head and asked Xiao Qing, who was wearing a coarse cloth long skirt with an unhappy face: "Take a closer look, can you still see that I am a monk?"
Xiaoqing glanced at Ye Cang, and said angrily: "If you don't wear a hat, no one will treat you as a monk." ”
Ye Cang was a little puzzled: "Why?"
Xiaoqing dragged Ye Cang to the bronze mirror, and his head and face were all down.
"See clearly, just the appearance of this thief's eyebrows and rat eyes, at first glance, it is a rooster and dog thief, if you are a monk, who would dare to go to the temple to burn incense and offer to the Buddha. ”
Ye Cang coughed lightly twice, looked Xiaoqing up and down, and said very seriously: "Your outfit is still too conspicuous, let's go to check Kou Sanniang in disguise, the county is full of people, in case something goes wrong, it will be very troublesome." ”
Xiao Qing glared at Ye Cang fiercely, shaking a few patches on her skirt.
"I've lowered my requirements to the bottom line, and I haven't worn such shabby clothes since I turned into a human form!"
Ye Cang's heart cut down.
Look at what I said, did you wear clothes before you took on a human form?
"Let's pretend to be husband and wife, you all said that I am a thief, you are so beautiful, are you blind or brainless, you must follow me?"
Ye Cang pressed his hands on the table and turned his head to look at Xiaoqing, looking thoughtful.
Xiaoqing took a closer look at Ye Cang, and then at his heartbroken appearance, and tapped his chin.
"You're right, you have to pick up a good-looking pear to buy a pear, generally speaking, I don't marry when I die, well, yes, but what now?"
"It's easy!"
Ye Cang wiped his dusty hands on Xiaoqing's fair and smooth face, and it felt quite good.
"Come, look in the mirror, now we're a match. ”
Xiaoqing stood there, as if she had been struck by lightning.
After a few seconds of pause, she gritted her teeth and said, "You dare to touch my face?!"