Chapter 330: Bragging and Fartting
The restaurant in Jinhong Cottage is not big or tall, just such a low two-story building, and the three stores are so big. /.qb5、m
Usually this place is also deserted, because after all, there are only a few people who can afford to drink, if it weren't for the proprietress of this house is a charming **, usually talk openly, and make harmless jokes with guests, which stabilized some rich old customers and stabilized a little money.
Today is different, there are many diners who come to drink at noon, and there are even more children who come to drink.
In less than a quarter of an hour, the wine tables on this floor were filled.
is still a bunch of slaves, although it is very eye-catching, but as the proprietress Ma ** still came to Shen Binfeng's side very enthusiastically, and entertained, "Uncles, what are you drinking in this small restaurant, there is a twenty-year-old daughter red, thirty-year-old bamboo leaf green, forty years of seven-step down, fifty years of three-step drunk, the price is cheap and absolutely fair!"
"Just give me fifty years of three-step drunkenness. Yao Hong waved his big hand and ordered the best three-step drunk very arrogantly.
Ma ** was not polite, and he didn't ask Yao Hong how many jars of wine he wanted, so he said directly to Xiao Er, who was wiping the table, "Man, let me go to the wine cellar to bring twenty jars and fifty years of three-step drunkenness, and then give the masters at each table to plate our side dishes, beauty tofu, strong male roots, acacia broad beans, crispy yin ghost beef......"
Shen Binfeng saw that this boss lady's mouth was as fast as Chu Xiong's serial shooting, and he immediately frowned, and he was very displeased, but seeing that some of the slave soldiers under his command were looking at the boss lady's big ass and the two hills on her body stupidly, he couldn't say anything, why these slave soldiers were all people who had just come down from the battlefield, and now they eat and drink well, as long as the dishes in this store are good, it will be done.
It didn't take a while, and the dish was served to Xiao Er.
Yao Hong just tasted it roughly, and praised, "Well, this dish is really fragrant, so delicious." "It's just that he is only shallow, and it is fragrant and delicious, these ordinary good words, if he can spit out a sentence in his dog's mouth, 'This is the color, fragrance, and taste, the best of the best,' the custodian lady Ma ** will look at him differently.
Shen Binfeng was very steady, a jar of small wine, he just tasted it lightly, and then he didn't drink more, just buried himself in eating vegetables, but these slave soldiers under him were not honest masters, and they just drank a few glasses of turbid wine and began to blow.
"Jia Nu, you killed a few enemies this time, but I have ten lives on my hands, hehe. Enu said proudly.
When Jia Nu heard this, he immediately became unhappy, and said, "This time I went out, if I didn't suddenly feel sick to my stomach during the battle, I would have been preempted by you, otherwise, I would also be ten heads, but although I only got nine at a time, but overall, I still have one more than you, because I killed two more enemies than you during the battle last night, haha!!"
"It was dark last night, and there weren't many torches on the earth city, and I, an archer, didn't see many people, so you had the first place as a sword and shield soldier, otherwise, your name as a slave should be mine. Yi Nu said very unconvinced, and the original smug mood disappeared all at once.
The proprietress Ma **, who didn't want to serve food and wine all the time, was interested, and she was not polite, this big ass sat very unceremoniously on the side of the slave, filled a bowl of wine, and saluted, "I didn't expect that the big brother is the hero of our defense of the city this time, I killed so many enemies, come and do it, I salute you, old lady!"
"Good!。 Jia Nu's brain was hot, and he took a big wine bowl and took a sip of the full glass of wine.
The proprietress Ma ** was very timely, and praised her: "Ah, big brother, you are really a good amount of wine, I didn't expect you to suffocate a big bowl of the best wine in our store, this is really rare in ten years!"
"What is this, slave A can drink, and slave B is not bad, come, I will give the proprietress a drink." Saying that, Yi Nu came to do it first as a respect, and drank a large bowl full of turbid wine in one gulp, and he lit up the bottom of the bowl very sassy when it was over.
The proprietress Ma **'s eyes rolled, and she suddenly paid attention to it in her heart, and immediately drank a big bowl of wine again, and said, "Good amount of wine, the men who come from the battlefield are different, enough for the masters!"
Yi Nu couldn't stand the praise, and bragged very proudly at the moment, "Of course, I killed more than a dozen men of the enemies of the Tianhuo clan on the battlefield, you don't know, how dangerous our battlefield was at that time, one is not careful, he will lose his head, and the original Bingnu behind me was cut off by someone, and now he is drinking under Jiuquan!"
"Oh, that's dangerous. The proprietress Ma ** patted the hill on her chest at the right time and exclaimed, which suddenly stirred up the waves on her chest, and the eyes of these slave soldiers were straight.
A slave looked at it, B slave actually robbed most of his limelight, three bowls of wine in his stomach, his brain was suddenly dizzy, the wine worm on the brain, plus a little bit of the opposite sex on the sperm brain, he flicked his sleeves, and exposed a big scar on his arm and said, "Look, this is the scar I just left on the sound of war, if it weren't for the quick arrival of the master's flying arrows Lord Chuxiong, it blocked it for me, otherwise I would have been drinking with Bingnu in Jiuquanzhi today!"
"What is in the way, it is obvious that our master Lord Chu Xiong is extremely skilled, and he directly shot the enemy who was going to cut you to death, you can still sit here, how can you say that you are still our armor slave, the number one sword and shield soldier, why do you have no eyes at all." Slave Xiao Ding was very unceremoniously sarcastic about the slave, although Xiao C had died under the enemy's knife, but he did a good thing, that is, he pulled Xiao C on the battlefield, this life-saving grace, although Xiao C can no longer pay it back, but he remembers it.
"Oh, this isn't Xiao Bing, who was almost smashed into meat by a big hammer, you are a person who wants others to save you, kill the enemy and kill a few like this, if Bingnu didn't save you, he himself was hit by someone else's secret arrow, otherwise it was not you Xiao Ding who was sitting here drinking, but his old C. Jia Nu unceremoniously revealed Xiao Ding's bloody scars, and he would not be polite at all to Xiao Ding who interrupted him to brag in front of women.
Xiao Ding put down the sprinkling bowl in his hand and said loudly, "What you said is very reasonable, if it weren't for Lao C, how could there be this rotten life of my Xiao Ding, so I don't allow you to step on Lao C's corpse like this to fight for merit, and speak to me politely in the future, you can look down on me Xiao Ding, but I don't allow you to look down on Lao C like this!"
"Yo...... You've got a lot of hair,......"
"What's the noise, why don't you drink and eat quickly, let's go and find a house for the master, Lord Chuxiong." Jia Nu was about to taunt a few words, but was interrupted by Shen Binfeng very domineeringly.
If you continue to make such noise, you will have to use a knife, in case someone dies, then when you go back and see Lord Chu Xiong, he Shen Binfeng, the position of the first captain, will be stopped.
As soon as Ma ** heard that there was a business opportunity, he immediately recommended himself and said, "It turns out that you are going to go out to find a house next, and I also have a big house to sell here, but I don't know if your master can afford it!"
"How big is that, my master has a lot of men, and if the house is not big enough, our master will not want it. Shen Binfeng was drinking a little wine, and asked with great interest, if this business could be successful, he wouldn't have to run around looking for a house.
Ma ** chuckled, patted Shen Binfeng's big shoulder and said, "Don't worry, the house I introduced is big enough, and there is no problem with living in one hundred and eighty people casually, it is the mansion of our former water chief, and it must be worthy of the heroic master of your family!"
"Well, that's good, as long as the house is big enough and the feng shui is good enough. Shen Binfeng nodded without thinking about it, this is very different from his usual steady and steady him, from the gentle pat of the boss lady Ma **, Shen Binfeng felt that his brain immediately warmed up, and he spoke a lot more straightforwardly.
"Of course, it is the mansion of the patriarch of the Tianshui clan before yesterday, sitting in the north and facing south, there is water in the east and west, warm in winter and cool in summer, and there is a big martial arts arena in the mansion, which is the most suitable for a brave person like your master, Lord Chuxiong. "Ma ** is right, that mansion is the blessed land of the former patriarch of the Shui clan.
But a strange thing happened to the previous water chief, that is, all the men living in the mansion have lost the ability to give birth, and even the domestic animals raised by the family have lost their fertility.
This kind of strange thing caused a sensation in the entire Jinhong Cottage twenty years ago, and even the three-year-old children in the distant countryside knew about it, and the water patriarch at that time found thousands of ways, but they couldn't crack this Dongdong.
The reason why Ma ** dared to be such an enthusiastic intermediary was that she relied on this group of outsiders and didn't know the hidden secrets, but the current water patriarch gave a gag order more than ten years ago, and all the people of the Tianshui clan could no longer mention this old matter, for fear that he would dare to do this sterile thing.
Shen Binfeng, who was a little bit down by the proprietress Ma **, didn't know that he had fallen into someone else's trick, and now he was drinking bowl after bowl of turbid wine handed over by Ma **, boasting to her with a big tongue how wise his master was, how much a god and martial arts could fight, and Ma ** sneered in his heart, what kind of master has what kind of minions.
Hmph, it's just a bunch of ** people.
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