Chapter 108: Obedient Water
The carriage was bumpy all the way, and Wei Yunqi in the carriage stared at the Khitan general with a pair of eyes: "You really don't say the whereabouts of this official seal?"
The general ignored Wei Yunqi, just scolded, and Zhang Bairen walked outside, leading the carriage and looking at the scenery on the ground slowly. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Little brute, you have the ability to let go of Lao Tzu and have a fair fight with Lao Tzu. ”
"Little rabbit, are you a man or not, you can only plot against others. ”
"Bastard, you let me go...... You let go of me, you have the ability to fight with me alone. ”
The Khitan generals were aggrieved in their hearts, not ordinary aggrieved, but very aggrieved, empty of force but didn't know what was going on, they were actually held by others, this rope was extremely weird, let themselves exert their strength, and they couldn't break free.
"I'm not a man in the first place" Zhang Bairen was really annoyed by this Khitan and couldn't stand it, so he said silently.
Not a man?
The Khitan leader and Wei Yunqi were both stunned, looking at the white and tender Zhang Bairen, if it was said to be a girl, it was not impossible.
"I didn't expect Your Excellency to be a woman, disrespectful and disrespectful," Wei Yunqi bowed his hand and made an apology gesture.
"Who said I was a woman" Zhang Bairen's forehead was full of black lines.
"It's not a man, it's not a woman, so what are you?" Wei Yunqi was stunned.
"I'm a child, I'm just a child, I'm a boy, of course not a man" Zhang Bairen pouted, and in the middle of the fight, everyone came to the place agreed with Song Laosheng before.
Looking at the sun, Zhang Bairen said, "It seems that we are going to spend the night here today." ”
"Little sir, if we don't go looking for something, why do we spend the night here and delay time?" Wei Yunqi said with a little anxiety.
"Wait for someone" Zhang Bairen smiled, the trapped immortal rope twisted, passed through the big tree, and hung the Khitan general on the tree, and then the rope intertwined back and forth, turning into a big bed, Zhang Bairen climbed up and fell asleep.
Looking at the sun, there was still some time before the mountain set, and Wei Yunqi had to go to pack up the firewood and prepare for the night.
"Bastard, let go of me!" the general kept scolding.
Early the next morning, Zhang Bairen climbed out of the big bed, and looked at the Khitan general hanging from the tree with a pair of eyes.
Looking at Zhang Bairen at this time, the Khitan generals were still in good spirits, and although they hadn't eaten for a day, they still had the strength to scold.
"Little gentleman, why didn't you plug this person's mouth last night" Wei Yunqi crawled out of the straw with dark circles under his eyes.
"Consumption consumes his spirit, today is time to concoct him" Zhang Bairen began to concoct medicinal materials, Wei Yunqi didn't know where to get the dry food and handed it to Zhang Bairen, Zhang Bairen shook his head and continued to concoct medicinal materials.
It wasn't until noon that he saw a carriage coming, Song Laosheng stopped the carriage from a distance, looked at it for a while and didn't find anything abnormal, before he came over and said, "What's the matter?"
"This is Wei Yunqi and Master Wei, this one...... The Khitan captive, his tone is very hard, and I am trying to find a way to make him speak," Zhang Bairen tinkered with medicinal herbs.
"I've seen Master Wei," Song Laosheng saluted.
"He, Yujuluo disciple Song Laosheng!" Zhang Bairen said.
"I've seen Your Excellency," Wei Yunqi returned the salute when he heard this.
Song Laosheng looked at the Khitan general and turned his head: "Hard mouth, let him taste torture, you will know what it means to be powerful, the little gentleman hangs him like this, he will not let this guy open his mouth at all." ”
"Let's eat first!" Zhang Bairen looked at the Khitan generals on the tree and said with a slight smile: "Have you ever heard of a magical potion called obedient water?"
"What is that?" Song Laosheng was stunned, Wei Yunqi held the steamed bun, and looked at Zhang Bairen curiously with a pair of eyes.
Zhang Bairen smiled innocently: "Good water, that is, no matter who you are, as long as you drink this water, you will be confused, and he will do whatever he is told to do." ”
"Could it be that Mr. Xiao is talking about puppetry?" said Song Laosheng.
Zhang Bairen shook his head: "Obedient water is obedient water, puppet technique and obedient water are not the same." ”
Zhang Bairen drank water and ate steamed buns, and the Khitan general on the tree snorted: "You don't want to fool me, I have been practicing martial arts since I was a child, and I have heard of puppetry, but this obedient water is really unheard of." ”
"You'll know in a while" Zhang Bairen finished eating the big steamed buns, stood up and picked up the bowl and began to drum, after a while with his back to everyone, he pulled off his pants and heard a burst of rushing water, and then Zhang Bairen smiled: "Fortunately, I am a child, otherwise it is really difficult to find the urine of this boy in the barren mountains and mountains." ”
"Don't worry, my obedient water is just the most simplified version, at most, it will confuse you for a stick of incense, and it won't turn you into a puppet" Zhang Bairen smiled and walked over with a bowl.
"You want to give me urine?
Zhang Bairen twisted his neck at Song Laosheng and shook his head: "Go, grab him by the neck." ”
The corners of Song Laosheng's mouth twitched, watching the trapped immortal rope fall, and then grabbed the general's head and told him to not move.
The phrase "pry open his mouth" was said by Zhang Bairen to Wei Yunqi.
Looking at the general who was constantly struggling, and then looking at the boy urine mixed with medicinal materials in Zhang Bairen's hand, thinking of the loss of his own seal, Wei Yunqi decisively swallowed the words of 'Shi Ke can not be humiliated' back into his stomach: "Dead Dao friends don't die in poor Dao, I hope the general won't blame me." ”
Wei Yunqi was indeed no less ruthless than anyone, and the iron rod in his hand was cocked against the mouth of the Khitan general, and it had been pried open in a short time.
Zhang Bairen pinched his nose and poured a large bowl of obedient water 'grunt' and 'grunt'.
"What I said is true, this is really obedient water, not to humiliate you, if you blame it, blame the seniors, blame the person who developed this potion" Zhang Bairen rolled his eyes, looked at the general's embarrassed and indignant eyes, and turned to leave.
Wei Yunqi withdrew the iron rod, only to hear a 'poof', and a mouthful of obedient water sprayed Wei Yunqi in the face.
"!" Wei Yunqi, who was a scholar, couldn't help but burst into foul language at this time, picked up the stick and greeted the Khitan general.
"Don't fight, wait until a moment and a half later, it will be the death date of this old boy," Zhang Bairen persuaded on the side.
Wei Yunqi touched his face carelessly, quickly took off his clothes, and began to rinse with water.
Looking at Wei Yunqi's tragic situation, Song Laosheng had palpitations.
"Boy, Lao Tzu and you will never die" The general was furious, eager to bite Zhang Bairen to death, and cut him with a thousand knives.
Zhang Bairen didn't speak, just sat there quietly.
After the tea time, the general's words gradually declined, and finally fell silent, Zhang Bairen smiled: "It's done." ”
"Little sir, did you really mean to humiliate him?" Song Laosheng said strangely.
"How could I do that kind of excessive thing, if I wasn't forced to do it, I wouldn't have made such a decision" Zhang Bairen shook his head and came to the Khitan general's side: "Old boy, what's your name?"
"Jeru's Banner"
"This name is weird," Zhang Bairen touched his chin: "Where did Wei Yunqi's seal and official seal be hidden by you?"
"Someone has already taken the road with a token first. ”
"How do you find out the ...... of this news?"
Looking at where Zhang Bairen asked, Song Laosheng and Wei Yunqi were both trembling, Wei Yunqi said: "It's terrifying, there is such an evil medicine in the world, and it should be destroyed." ”
"My lord, where is this, if this potion is used to interrogate and extract confessions, where can it be forcibly tortured" Song Laosheng shook his head.
"In short, this kind of harmful technique must not be spread, if the world is really big," Wei Yunqi glared.
After inquiring for a while, I saw that Yeluqi was in a trance, and there was a precursor to regaining his senses.
Zhang Bairen was stunned: "Martial arts is really mysterious, according to my prediction, it will take a stick of incense, but I didn't expect to recover my sanity so quickly." ”
"It was the king who told me to wait...... No, you bastard, what have you done to me!" Yeluqi, who was originally narrating, instantly sobered up, and looked at Zhang Bairen with a pair of frightened eyes.
"I'll go drink some more water, and I'll pour him a bowl of decoction medicine later" Seeing this person wake up, Zhang Bairen didn't bother to waste his tongue.
"I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you, you're a left-handed person, you can't die well! You actually poured me ecstasy soup" Yeluqi was furious, and his eyes were about to split.
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