Chapter 148: Laughing at Maitreya's Awkward Joke
A few minutes passed, Xiao Qingfeng suddenly jumped away from the laughing Maitreya, pointed at the laughing Maitreya who was still immersed in joy, and held his stomach and laughed. Xiao Maitreya saw that Xiao Qingfeng was suddenly like this, and then he suddenly remembered what he was doing just now. Thinking about it, I almost didn't embarrass myself to death.
It turned out that this guy was excreting the reincarnation of grains just now, and occasionally when he looked up, he happened to see the boulder plane not far in front of him. At first, he was just a little curious, feeling that the chaotic lines on it seemed to be a little similar to the small stone tablet.
When he looked more closely, he gradually saw that this should be a group of portrait patterns, and soon he found that these portrait patterns were very bizarre, all of them looked like mutilated patterns without heads. Originally, his practice of kung fu was the supreme Buddhist skill "Bodhicitta Method", and he also believed in Buddhism in his heart like meditation, so he was relatively familiar with some mythological figures of Buddhism.
Of course, this is also the reason why he was able to call out the names of the sixteen Arhats, which even Xiao Qingfeng didn't see at that time, maybe this is also the will of heaven in the dark.
However, what Xiao Maitreya never expected was that he might be too devoted, or he was too excited at the time. He even forgot what sacred and important work he was doing just now, and he didn't even wipe his buttocks, so he directly lifted his pants and stood up subconsciously.
And that's not all, after he stood up, he adjusted the angle of observation several times before and after, left, left and right, in order to see all the portrait patterns clearly. In this way, he unreservedly trampled on all the yellow and white things he had just produced.
Originally, Xiao Qingfeng was also overly concerned at the beginning and forgot about him. When I saw those mutilated portrait patterns, I didn't have the heart to think about anything else.
However, after he passed the photo to the lone wolf, he suddenly smelled a foul smell, and then he discovered the embarrassment of laughing Maitreya who couldn't bear to look at it directly. On a whim, Xiao Qingfeng even pressed the shutter of the camera continuously, leaving a few classic photos for Xiao Maitreya.
This time, he only laughed angrily Maitreya and screamed, angry and annoyed. When he finally cleaned his body and shoes, but found that Xiao Qingfeng was secretly taking pictures of him there, he immediately chased after him again, and begged Xiao Qingfeng to delete all the photos for him.
In the end, it took him a lot of effort to get Xiao Qingfeng to agree to his plea. But the premise is that from now on, he will keep a considerable distance from Xiao Qingfeng, and he will never be allowed to get too close, so as not to be smoked by the smell on his body.
The two laughed quietly for a while, and Xiao Qingfeng suddenly said seriously: "Although in a popular sense, these sixteen Arhats cannot be regarded as any Buddha, but they can barely talk about the past. The portrait patterns of these sixteen Arhats all have no head position, which also alludes to the hidden saying that the six Buddhas have no heads.
Since it has found the corresponding answer here, it proves that this hidden sentence is not a deliberate patchwork of man, but we have not completely deciphered its true meaning. ”
Laughing Maitreya said: "Yes, people nowadays generally only know what the eighteen arhats are, and few people have heard of the early sixteen arhats. In fact, the Sixteen Arhats were mainly popular in the Tang Dynasty, and it was not until the end of the Tang Dynasty that the name of the Eighteen Arhats slowly came into being. This also just confirms the secret implied by this place, which is a past event in the Tang Dynasty. Then since the headless nature of the six Buddhas is real, the remaining self-image of the seven views should also have a corresponding existence. It's just that with this six
The Buddha has no head, and the same tricks are mysterious, confusing. ”
After the two of them discussed and decided, they immediately flew to the Tianshu Peak where the Seven Views of Self Statue were formed. There, after making sure that they were safe, the two searched seriously for more than two hours, but still did not find anything valuable.
This time, the two of them turned over almost every decent stone one by one, and they didn't find any clues such as similar strange lines.
After resting on the top of the mountain for more than ten minutes, the two of them took a careful turn, but still did not gain anything. Seeing that the time was almost noon, under the urging of the lone wolf, the two had to choose to give up and retreat down the mountain.
When he arrived at the place where the car was parked, Xiao Qingfeng first asked Xiao Maitreya to call the lone wolf in advance and asked him to prepare lunch at the hotel. Just when Xiao Maitreya took out his mobile phone to make a call, Xiao Qingfeng suddenly opened the car door and jumped in by himself.
It was only at this time that Xiao Maitreya finally understood that Xiao Qingfeng deliberately teased himself and left him here. Fortunately, this place is not far from the provincial road next to it, thinking about the strange smell on his body, laughing at Maitreya himself is speechless. In desperation, he had to run to the edge of the provincial road, hailed a passing taxi, and returned to town.
Not to mention that Xiao Qingfeng deliberately threw him off, that is, after he got into the taxi, it didn't take long for the driver to notice that something was wrong.
I just saw the tall man and gloomy face of the laughing Maitreya, and I didn't dare to say anything, but the people lowered the four windows in order to facilitate air circulation. This time, I choked the laughing Maitreya enough, but I didn't take care of it, so I couldn't get out of the car and run back by myself.
Finally arrived at the hotel, and the angry Xiao Maitreya rushed directly into the room of the three of them in one breath. When he opened the door, he saw Xiao Qingfeng standing at the door of the bathroom looking at him with a smile, carrying a big bag in his hand. Xiao Maitreya took it angrily and looked at it, and suddenly his anger disappeared.
It turned out that there was a whole set of new clothes inside, and it was a full set inside and out, and there was even a pair of sneakers with a new style. Dare to love Xiao Qingfeng went to buy him a new outfit in advance, so as not to wait until everyone arrived in the afternoon, he didn't even have a decent change of clothes. If this is to spread his ugly story, it will not be teased by Mengshan Turtle and Doll for more than half a year.
After Xiao Maitreya finished changing and washing thoroughly, he packed all the underwear he took off and threw it directly into the trash bin outside the hotel. When he saw the embarrassed laughing Maitreya, the lone wolf almost burst into tears.
At about five o'clock in the afternoon, the six mutes also drove to the hotel. After seeing everyone, Lone Wolf and Xiao Qingfeng tried their best to endure it at first, but in the end, the two finally couldn't hold back. After talking about the glorious deeds of laughing Maitreya, the whole room suddenly burst into laughter, and the straight laughing Maitreya chased the two of them all over the room.
But in the end, it was he who suffered, and he almost let Mengshan Turtle and Doll press them to the ground and pick up their pants to check.
After frolicking for a while, the lone wolf stopped everyone with a smile, and let the doll and meditation go out and open three more rooms, and the six of them would have a good rest. In addition, he asked Xiao Maitreya and the dumb man to go to a decent restaurant on the street, and directly ordered a table of dishes for the family to send to the hotel.
In the end, I symbolically bought two bottles of liquor and a case of beer and brought them back together. Since the action will be launched in the early hours of tomorrow morning, we still have some specific matters to explain and arrange at the party, so
Tonight, everyone can only eat well and eat well, and they can only have a little meaning about wine.
In the end, in order to compensate for the betrayal of the laughing Maitreya, the lone wolf and Xiao Qingfeng also specially promised that after the success of this operation, they would definitely invite everyone to have a big drink, which can be regarded as a comfort to the laughing Maitreya of others.
By half past seven in the afternoon, everything was done, and everyone began to eat and talk. From the drinking of the doll's cousin's house, to the mysterious small Taoist temple, to the three of them discovering each other's armed personnel, and finally returning to the wonderful performance of Laughing Maitreya.
Everyone first couldn't help but sigh at the old man's heroic amount of alcohol, and according to the doll, her cousin was not simple when she was young, and it is said that a pound of liquor is not a problem. It's just that this time the old woman was restrained and shy, so she didn't show it in front of a few juniors.
When everyone talked about that mysterious little Taoist temple, everyone really didn't believe it at first. is as small as Yuheng Peak, and it can still hide from everyone's eyes. It wasn't until Lone Wolf opened the special system channel and let the six people see some of the key images he had captured in the past two days that everyone really believed in its real existence.
Finally, when it comes to the wonderful discovery of the relief image of the sixteen Arhats by Laughing Maitreya, it is a bit incredible. This can't help but feel the extraordinary wisdom of the ancients, who were able to place such a large portrait pattern there without being discovered by the world for more than a thousand years.
After chatting for a while, I saw that it was more than nine o'clock in the evening, and everyone had already eaten already. At this time, the lone wolf officially announced the specific action arrangement in the early hours of tomorrow morning: the mute and the doll will carry out systematic synchronous tracking at the top of the mountain and be responsible for intercepting and jamming other signals, ensuring that within a radius of five miles from this Yuheng Peak in the entire operation, there can be no other signals that affect this operation.
The two Mengshan turtles and the prodigal son, disguised and hidden on the two wings of the mountaintop, are responsible for the safety of the two people on the top of the mountain, and are responsible for sniping all dangerous suspicious characters, especially the sniper gunners reserved by the other party, they must be decisively eliminated; Xiao Qingfeng and Xiao Maitreya are responsible for clearing the possible hidden posts on the other side's periphery and clearing away the dangers on the periphery.
The lone wolf and the little Taoist priest are the guards who directly raid the patrol, striving to stay alive in order to facilitate the surprise interrogation and get more valuable information.
Finally, the best meditation by light body kung fu, as a mobile officer, is responsible for protecting the backs of the four teammates in front of him and ensuring the safety behind them.
After successfully taking down all the light and dark posts outside, and dealing with the other party's remote control monitoring equipment, all actions will be based on the actual situation.
Then, Lone Wolf distributed some special equipment and guns to everyone. In addition to the latest high-tech multi-functional miniature watch sight device, the prodigal son also got a sniper rifle that has always been excellent, the doll also received a high-power signal processor, and the rest of the people were each with a pistol with a silencer device.
In addition, the lone wolf solemnly announced to everyone that in fact, this operation was not everyone's independent action. At that time, there will also be a capable special operations team, which will be lurking in the vicinity of everyone and supporting and cooperating with everyone at any time.
In addition, everyone's task is still the same as that set earlier, which is to only carry out reconnaissance and surprise attacks in the early stage, and the real regular operations must be carried out by the special operations team.
Of course, it is also possible to be flexible when necessary. However, the premise is that it is absolutely not allowed to rush forward, everything must be under command, and it is necessary to maintain a high degree of consistency with the overall action command.