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But chatting is like a lost key, and when you try to find it, he disappears without a trace. It's dangling right in front of your eyes when you don't want it. The two clearly wanted to chat, but they didn't say a word for a long time. I thought to myself, this must be done first by the man. So I thought about it for a long time, and screened out a lot of things that shouldn't be said, shouldn't be asked, shouldn't be informed, harmful of people's feelings, unrealistic, and embarrassing, and then I asked Zijun: "Have you eaten?"
Zijun was a little puzzled when he heard it, but he replied to me very formally: "Eat some"
When I threw this question out, I didn't think about how I would answer after Zijun answered. If I had followed the previous screening steps, it would have been at least another five minutes before I could answer. So I reflexively replied, "What a coincidence, I ate it too."
As soon as we said that, we looked at each other. I couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"I'll give you luck first"
"Yes"
When it came to luck, both of them were silent until Zijun's face gradually became a little bloody.
"Is this necessary?
"I don't think it's necessary, forget it, let's talk about something meaningful. You've been hit by a hidden weapon now, even though it's not life-threatening. But if I don't take out the hidden weapon, if there are three long and two short, how can I explain to Tingxiong. And there are a lot of people sent out here by the cold-eyed bats to find us, and it's hard for you to escape like you are now. ”
"It's okay, you can get it for me"
"The location is a little awkward, everything else is fine," I thought.
"It's okay with me, just don't think about it" Zijun pretended not to care, she probably wanted to encourage me.
"But it's hard to get it out with your hands," I said.
"Then what to do, can't you use your hands or your mouth? After she finished speaking, her originally pale face turned red.
"You reminded me of this, and it seems like I can only suck it out," I said.
"Ahh
"Be quiet, you'll be heard"
"Oh, you make me think," she said.
After about five minutes, Zijun frowned, pouted and said, "That's the only way, don't touch it anywhere else."
"It's strange why your expression makes me feel like I'm playing hooligan"
"You're already playing hooligan!"
"But I'm here to help you take out the hidden weapon, and besides, it's not for me to hurt the hidden weapon to hit that position."
"You're embarrassed to say, why don't you hug me, you have to carry me on your back, I see that you clearly want to use me as a shield"
"Who has time to think so much in such a short time. It's not because you're broken. ”
Zijun got angry and leaned over to me: "My foot is broken, that's because you pulled me, saying that you want to capture the thief and capture the king first, if you don't pull me, will my foot be broken?"
I thought to myself, if we don't catch the cold-eyed bat first, the two of us will be besieged and killed by the more than 100 men in black. But if I argue with her according to this logic, it is estimated that I will not be able to fight until next year according to Zijun's unyielding character, so I can only comfort myself that good men do not quarrel with women.
"Okay, okay, it's all my fault. You lean back a little bit and spread your feet apart," I said.
"It's your fault, huh. Zijun leaned back into the car seat as he spoke, which was a little bigger than just now.
By the light of the moon, I put my head between her legs where the hidden weapon was. However, with such a slight touch, Zijun reflexively pushed me away.
I can only complain: "How can I suck you like this"
"But it feels so weird! Can't you just move your head out a little?" she complained.
"You're too sensitive, too. I said. But as soon as the words came out, I felt that something was wrong, and I treated Zijun as a peach. But now I don't care so much, I push as far as I can with my hands.
I couldn't help but say, "Zijun, your skin is so good." It's not like a martial arts practitioner at all, the meat is made like water."
Unexpectedly, as soon as I said this, my brain was chiseled.