The young hero has just grown up, and I wonder who will compete with me. Chapter 22: Dogs eat bones crunchy
"Who are you?" asked the Monkey King, who was sitting in the middle of the table.
"Uncle, I am a disciple of the Refining Weapon Sect in front of the mountain, and we are neighbors. Tie Zhu replied loudly: "Originally, I was looking for the uncle to have something else, but it was rare to catch up with the uncle today to invite the uncle to the Yuan Infant Period for dinner, and I didn't dare to say anything about my private affairs, little nephew." ”
"Xiong Yi, give things to Uncle Monkey. Iron Pillar commanded.
The trembling black bear heard the iron pillar's command, and hurriedly put the mountain-like fairy rice and pills on his shoulder on the ground. An old monkey stepped forward to look through it and found that it was Xianmi and the elixir they didn't have. These are treasures to them.
"King, there are a lot of immortal rice and pills, all of which are treasures. With these newborn cubs, we will definitely survive this winter", said the old monkey excitedly.
Hearing this, the Monkey King looked at this young man even more pleasing to the eye. "Come on, come on, boy, sit next to me, drink wine and eat meat. Don't call me Uncle Monkey, my surname is Yuan, and my name is Uncle Yuan. The Monkey King laughed.
"Brother Yuan, human beings have always been cunning. I think he must have a conspiracy. At this time, the Great Sage of White Bones at the same table said in a non-yin and non-yang manner.
"He's a scary-looking, talking-bony guy, and I don't know if all the wine he's drinking will leak out. Tie Zhu thought to himself.
"Uncle Bone, what you said is wrong, I sincerely look for Uncle Yuan to come to the door, what kind of conspiracy can there be. Tie Zhu muttered aggrievedly.
It was even happier to hear Tie Zhu call the Great Sage Monkey King of the White Bones like this, why is this kid so funny: "If you call me uncle, I will call you the virtuous nephew, the virtuous nephew This white bone great sage is surnamed Bai, you have to call him Uncle the White Bone." The Monkey King laughed and was very happy.
"Brother Bai Guxian, I look at this kid... Child, what's your name?" the Monkey King asked Tiezhu.
"Uncle, my name is Wang Tiezhu, you just call me Zhuzi. Iron Pillar replied.
"Okay, I think this kid is very honest and has no conspiracy. Don't have many virtuous brothers, I want to drink wine and eat meat with peace of mind. The Monkey King said to the Great Sage of the White Bones.
"Big brother, according to the rules of our demon clan, only the strong can drink together, I think so, I have a fight with this human boy, if he wins, I will turn around and leave without saying anything. If I win, he'll have to cook our dishes. The Great Sage of White Bones looked at us with compassion for the iron pillar of our model workers.
Wang Tiezhu just wanted to refuse, and suddenly there was a group of demons around him shouting neatly, "Fight, fight", this is not the demon clan's coaxing, but in this harsh living environment, the demon clan has always respected the strong, and fights and brawls are commonplace.
Seeing Wang Tiezhu's embarrassed face, the Monkey King only thought that Tiezhu had no confidence in himself, and he was afraid that he would lose the battle and lose his life. So he relieved the siege and said: "I think forget it, I am happy today and I don't want to see blood." "After all, it's rare to meet a Terran kid who has an appetite for himself. The Monkey King didn't want the iron pillar to be eaten by this bone like this.
"If you're afraid, you kneel on the ground and beg for mercy, and tell me to get out after three times of grandpa. Seeing that Wang Tiezhu didn't dare to get up, the White Bone Great Sage standing in the hall was even more arrogant. He slammed the wine glass in his hand to the ground, and by coincidence, the wine glass bounced up and smashed on the head of the rhubarb old man who was eating meat on his stomach.
Seeing this scene, everyone on the farm thought in unison: "It's bad, this unlucky white bone is miserable." ”
Sure enough, I saw that the old man rhubarb instantly showed a fierce light, and pounced on the white bone sage who was still showing off his might, grabbed the handle of the black pot with both claws, and greeted the head of the white bone sage when it was round.
"When" there was a crisp sound mixed with the sound of bones breaking at the same time, and all the demons present subconsciously covered their heads: "This bald dog is too brutal." ”
The White Bone Great Sage in the field had no power to fight back at all, and being pressed to the ground by Master Rhubarb was a violent beating. Tie Zhu was afraid that Rhubarb would really kill people, so he hurriedly rushed into the hall and dragged Rhubarb's tail, and shouted at the same time: "Don't look at the excitement, don't stop it."
Hearing the boss's instructions, the three demons on the farm quickly got up and hugged Rhubarb, "Huang Ye is angry, Huang Ye is angry, don't be angry with this little deflated San, let's go back and eat meat." The black bear comforted the rhubarb in its mouth.
After finally appeasing the rhubarb, I will look at the white bone sage: except for one head, the rest of his parts are in the black pot of our rhubarb master...
The Great Sage of White Bones has a special body, although there is only one skull left, he is not dead, but at this moment, he no longer dares to be arrogant, and he doesn't even say a cruel word, so he runs away in the clouds.
"It's not good to mess with anyone, provoke our Huang Ye, it's disabled. Rabbit San muttered quietly, Xiong Yi and Snake Er glanced at each other, expressing their deep agreement with Rabbit Three's words.
Looking at the White Bone Great Sage who fled in a hurry, the Monkey King thought to himself, "I can defeat the White Bone so easily, but I am definitely not as rough as this yellow dog." ”
"Virtuous nephew, where is this yellow dog sacred? The Monkey King asked Tiezhu.
"Uncle Yuan, the dog is my family. It's just not very obedient. hurt the white bone uncle, and the little nephew will apologize to him in person in the future." Tiezhu said
"All domestic dogs are so powerful. The Monkey King couldn't help but look Wang Tiezhu up and down, and he really saw some problems:
First, he can't see through the cultivation of the iron pillar, in his eyes, the iron pillar is just an ordinary person, but how can he be an ordinary person who can talk to the demon king?
Second, he found that the three demons brought by the iron pillar were the ones he had beaten before, "I heard that these were killed by humans a few days ago?
"Virtuous nephew, I originally thought that the three demons of bear, snake and rabbit were killed, but I didn't expect it to be attached to you. "The Monkey King tested the wind of the iron pillar.
The mountain man Tiezhu has always been honest, and answered the Monkey King truthfully: "Uncle Yuan, these three guys made trouble when we were collecting medicine, and they followed me after being beaten by me, and now they are farming for me."
Hearing Tie Zhu say this, the Monkey King was shocked again, he looked at Xiong Yi in the Jindan period, this kind of strength is also a leader in this mountain, and the Tie Zhu family can only farm in this place?
This person can only be deeply acquainted with and not offended. The Monkey King secretly made up his mind.
"Come, wine, good wine. The Monkey King commanded loudly, "I am very happy to see my nephew today, and we will not get drunk today." ”
"Uncle Yuan, I don't know how to drink. Tie Zhu said shyly that his father would not let Tie Zhu drink when he was alive.
"How can a man not drink wine and eat meat in the world, if you don't drink, you look down on your uncle," said the Monkey King pretending to be angry
"Okay, then I'll drink less to accompany the uncle" Tie Zhu actually wanted to taste what wine tasted like for a long time, why did his father like to drink so much when he was alive.
"Virtuous nephew, you see that this white bone cultivation is not easy, his whole body is on the bones, are we... Speaking of this, the Monkey King glanced down at the black cauldron of rhubarb.
Originally, I wanted to ask Tie Zhu to return the bones to Bai Gu, but when I looked down, I saw that the bones in the pot were almost eaten by Uncle Huang, so forget it, don't talk about it. There isn't much left, and if this is said, the big yellow monkey king who is angry will not have full confidence to resist the big black cauldron.
Uncle Yuan, the old fritter in the wine field, figured out the meaning of Tie Zhu after a few glasses of wine, and said with a smile that Tie Zhu must bring him the best monkey wine in a hundred jars when he leaves. Tie Zhu was already drunk and delirious, and naturally those who came did not refuse. After drinking this meal, the guests and hosts enjoyed themselves.
"Virtuous nephew, you said that your senior brother got married, but I know that a good thing happens to be a gift. The Monkey King looked at the drunken and hazy iron pillar and said with a smile.