Chapter 1: The World of Nine Uncles
Li Tianle!
This is his current name, he was originally an ordinary, unknown poor boy in the twenty-first century.
His favorite is Uncle Nine's zombie movie
When rewatching Uncle Nine's zombie blockbuster once, Uncle Nine performed Taoism and killed zombies, he was too excited, and a bowl of cold boiled water was sprinkled on a somewhat worn laptop.
With a "bang", the line was short-circuited, exploded, and died honorably.
When he woke up again, he had been reborn in the world of Uncle Nine and was born in a merchant family surnamed Li.
When I was five years old, I knew that next door, Lantian Town had a ninth uncle with the title of one eyebrow chief and a big number that scared people to death. Except for the excitement or the excitement.
Uncle Nine's world, the demons are rampant, and it is the safest there, of course, it is Uncle Nine's side.
The body was only five years old, and Li Letian suppressed the urge to learn art immediately.
In a world of demons and monsters, he was eaten by ghosts at the age of five in order not to die young. started to be a good man, studied various Taoist classics at home, and laid the foundation for apprenticeship with Uncle Nine in the future.
Teacher, I must worship!
When he was eight years old, Li Tianle impressed Uncle Nine with great perseverance and perseverance, and became the first Uncle Nine.
The first apprentice of the ninth uncle, Li Tianle.
When he was ten years old, Uncle Nine officially passed down the Taoist technique and physical technique.
Zombies are immortal, their bodies are as hard as iron, and their strength is infinite. Ordinary people will inevitably break bones and vomit blood if they are casually hit.
Slaying demons and slaying demons with a tough body is inevitable. Otherwise, kill the zombies, the zombies will give you a casual look, break the broken waist and lose the ability to move, and talk about exorcism, this is called giving away people's heads.
Uncle Nine is still young, the zombie plot has not yet begun, and he is not greedy. Concentrate on physical skills.
Standing pile, King Kong boxing, Uncle Jiu's stunt Baguazhang, this is what he must practice every day!
Five years of physical training, not to mention invulnerability, but not so much that zombies will break their bones when they shoot it. At the age of fifteen, he was officially exposed to Taoism. and Uncle Nine went north and south to get in touch with demons and monsters.
Draw talismans, spells, and all kinds of Maoshan exorcisms.
Only when you come into contact with these can you know that the Maoshan Road is broad and profound.
At the age of fifteen, he also began to take care of some family business, as a modern person, it was not a simple matter to get some money during the Republic of China.
The family business is booming day by day, and in just two years, he has become the richest man in Lijia Village.
At the age of sixteen, he went abroad to study!
After three years abroad, today is the time for him to return to his homeland.
"The zombie plot is also fast!"
On the vast sea, a large ship that can seat 1,000 people is moving smoothly on the sea.
On the deck, a man of eighteen or nineteen years old, one meter eight and five tall, wearing a white tight robe, with a delicate face, clear water chestnut horns, and a masculine air all over his body, muttered softly;
Tall, burly, and with his handsome face, he is a big girl killer.
A few girls next to him stared at him secretly, and when they saw him coming, they hurriedly turned their heads. The face is slightly red, and the girl is pregnant with spring.
"Handsome guy, alone?"
At this time, a slender and brightly dressed beautiful woman in a bright red jumpsuit walked over.
"Have a drink?"
The woman held two glasses of red wine in her hands and said to Li Tianle;
"Thanks, I don't drink!"
Shaking his head with a smile, he politely refused the invitation of the beautiful woman, and said, "I still have some trouble, and I am out of company!"
Exit the deck and enter a small room. Li Tianle took a deep breath and smiled bitterly.
Beauty who doesn't like it, he is not an exception.
Didn't the novel say that it would affect his cultivation! So, at the age of nineteen, he was still a virgin.
Wrong, it should be added that he was twenty years old in his previous life, and he was thirty-nine, and he was still a virgin!
Is there anything worse in the world?
Wine can numb the head and affect enlightenment, and it can't be touched until the Tao is unclear.
Outside deck
was rejected, and the beauty was stunned, this was really the first time. With her attitude, whether at home or abroad, the queue of people who have ideas about her can be thousands of kilometers away.
I didn't expect this small boat to let her eat until she was closed.
It's really strange, could it be that he, Megumi Yanagishita?
"Yes, definitely Megumi Yanagishita, I wasted my handsome appearance, but I didn't expect it to be a silver spear wax head!"
"Cousin, let's eat it!
At this time, a beautiful girl in a pale pink one-piece dress came over and said with a smile;
Maoshan Taoism, cultivation is a class!
There are strong and weak, low to high;
Laying the foundation, spinning, festering, agility, etc.! Each level is divided into front, middle, and late stages!
Tsukiki casts the foundation of the body, which can be used with simple charms. Pray for blessings and disasters, drive away diseases and save people.
There may be no difference between ordinary people in the early stage of foundation building!
In the middle stage of foundation building, there is a big gap between ordinary people, and the strength of only one hand is five hundred catties.
In the later stage, it is even more powerful!
He now has the strength of the mid-stage of the rotation!
Xuanzhao has initially stepped into the path of cultivation, and there is a glowing lotus-shaped object in the dantian position in his body. Using spells can manifest out-of-phase. Such as: flying, fire, explosion.
Now I can tell everyone that he can use the charm like Uncle Jiu, without using a candlestick to light a fire, his hand shook slightly, and he was angry.
In the realm of the ninth uncle, guess the late stage of agility, Jindan can be expected.
In the realm of Jindan, you can fly to the sky and the earth, and there are great magical powers between your hands, and your life span is greatly increased.
It may be because the aura of heaven and earth is decreasing day by day, and the aura is not enough, so Uncle Nine chose not to break through!
Li Tianle opened his luggage, and there was a change of clothes inside, all of which were bottles and cans, as well as a dark mahogany dagger and yellow rune paper.
Don't underestimate this little sandalwood dagger, it's a 10,000-year-old peach heart that Li Tianle bought at a great price!
A whole 10,000 oceans, you must know that now a piece of ocean can buy 30 catties of rice!
For the average family, an ocean can almost cope with the household expenses for several days.
When I was in China, I soaked it in black dog blood, cinnabar, and chicken blood for three years!
While abroad, he tricked a church into putting a small dagger in holy water for three years.
Foreign zombies can be killed by wooden piercing hearts, like Chinese zombies. It can be said that this little dagger zombie killer.
There are black dog blood, cinnabar, and chicken blood in bottles and jars!
Although he is abroad, he knows that this is a world of demons and monsters, and he is always ready for these things!
Black dog blood, cinnabar, chicken blood, and boy urine, pour it into a small bowl, use the vajra finger to stir a few times, take out the yellow rune paper and start drawing the runes.
Just now he asked about the pretty woman, and the smell of blood.
The smell of blood carries a bad smell, the smell of blood is the smell of blood, and the eldest aunt is just the smell of blood, where does the evil smell come from?
It made him feel that it was not so simple.
The ship will be able to dock tomorrow, and if there is something to do, tonight's deadline will definitely be struck.
If you don't want to die, you have to prepare in advance.
Lantian Town!
"Two stinky boys, two days to dry nets, three days to dry fish! One day not to beat, I think it's good to talk for the teacher!"
In a small hall, a man was wearing a white shirt from the Republic of China era, black breeches, and a pair of canvas shoes. Looking at his iconic one-word eyebrows, Uncle Nine is undoubted.
At this time, he was holding a wooden stick in his hand, and angrily pointed at the two apprentices in front of him, Qiusheng and Wencai, and scolded for a while.
I can't help but think of Li Tianle, the eldest disciple who has studied abroad for three years!