Chapter 325: Ambiguous Design
Xu Dong really felt helpless about such a thing, if he didn't agree to Lin Xing's three sisters, these three sisters would die with their will, and he couldn't watch them die in front of her.
He felt that this incident echoed the rumors, and he was secretly '' something, intending to bring me Xu Dong down, maybe there was another earth-shattering 'yin' conspiracy behind this, but there was no 'revealed' clue yet.
Anyway, he couldn't get out of the "Suiyang Palace" so easily tonight, he gritted his teeth and promised the three sisters to come to them once tonight.
"Big Jin Yan, Second Jin Yan, Little Jin Yan, go and prepare a pot of soup, I'm really a little tired today, let me take a bath to get rid of my fatigue, and then ......"
Seeing that the emperor finally agreed to them, Er Jinyan and Xiao Jinyan, who had just broken free from the palm of death, immediately came back to life, and they quickly made a basin of hot water and asked the emperor to soak it quickly.
Xu Dong took out three 'jade' boxes from the treasure bag, and poured some of the contents of the three 'jade' boxes into the soup.
Da Jinyan said with a smile, "Your Majesty, let our three sisters rub your back, 'rub' and 'rub' your shoulders, the emperor dedicates himself to our three sisters, how dare we snub the emperor." ”
The other two also responded on the sidelines, "Yes, our three sisters also have to fulfill their responsibilities as concubines." ”
As soon as Xu Dong got into the bathtub, the three sisters also jumped in, beating their backs, 'rubbing' their shoulders, and pinching their necks, and they were very busy.
Xu Dong thought, this is probably the largest bathtub in the world, it is simply a bath, and the design of this bathtub is too fucking evil, the bottom of the basin is high on all sides and low in the middle, and the depth of the water is almost up to his shoulders.
The soup dripping with the 'essence' Chinese liquid was a little viscous, making the basin very slippery, and the four of them were displaced as a whole to slide towards the middle recess, and the three sisters were all relatively tall, almost on par with Xu Dong.
In order to maintain balance, the three 'women' and Xu Dong are tightly connected, but danger always exists, if one of them does not stand firm and slips, all four of them will be pulled crooked in the water.
Xu Dong doesn't know if the word "pickle girl" was created by later generations because of this kind of mandarin duck bath, anyway, he is now enjoying this ambiguous scene that is both stabbing and exciting, and makes people a little nervous.
"Da Jinyan, who 'made' this bathtub, it is simply ingenious, so I admire this person's design genius a little. ”
"Hee-hee. Da Jinyan said, "Don't hide it from the emperor, this thing is dug out by the concubine, and the concubine is nothing else, just to make the emperor have a little fun, and there is a feeling of being at home in the 'Suiyang Palace'." ”
Xu Dong began to feel a little 'excited' Da Jin Yan, as a concubine everywhere in order to please the king is not only understandable, but also a concubine's duty, he thought of the twelve Jin Hairpin on Wuliang Island, they are all like Da Jin Yan.
After soaking in the soup mixed with "'essence' Chinese liquid" for half an hour, Xu Dong's 'essence' strength regained its vigor, and the three 'women' were so intimate and ambiguous with him that he had already made his blood boiling.
"Almost, we...... Let's get out of the bath. ”
Da Jinyan said, "Your Majesty, is it almost the same, you said that it doesn't count, and you have to wait for the concubines and other sisters to be tested." ”
"How to check. Xu Dong's face suddenly turned red to the base of his neck.
He thought that the three 'women' were going to 'touch' his lower body, or some other out-of-the-ordinary move, but they were just climbing on his neck at the same time to test whether his strength had really been restored.
"Your Majesty, the concubines and the other three are all pressed on you, and if you can carry the weight of the concubines and others out of the bathtub, it proves that you do have the ability to even control the three of our sisters. ”
Oh, yes.
Xu Dong said, "You don't know what I do, I've been practicing for all these years, and I'm playing in vain, don't say that three 'women', that is, ten or eight 'women' are not under my words, if you don't believe it, just wait and see." ”
Saying that, he carried the three 'women' on his back and walked towards the bathtub, to be honest, no matter how heavy the three 'women' were, and it was even lighter when they floated in the water, the key was that the soles of his feet were slippery, and he just took a step and quickly slipped back.
He tried more than ten times in a row, and the last time he had taken four or five steps, but he didn't grasp a single toe, and he slipped to the center of the tub alive.
The three 'women' sneered, probably because he looked funny, like a clown performing antics and even he couldn't help laughing out loud.
Xiao Jinyan said, "Your Majesty, 'the carriage is not pushed, the cowhide is not blown', the emperor said how powerful he is, this will not be 'exposed' after the actual test, so, just to test the emperor is unfair, to see if the three of us can take the emperor out." ”
After speaking, the three 'women' changed to carry Xu Dong, Xu Dong thought to himself, the bottom of this basin is so slippery, my weight is not much lighter than the three of you combined, see what you have to 'get' me out.
One of the three 'women' held Xu Dong's head, one carried Xu Dong's feet, and one supported his waist in the middle.
"Hee-hee. Xiao Jinyan said, "Your Majesty, didn't I say, 'The carriage is not pushed, and the cowhide is not blown', now I have seen the kung fu of our three sisters." ”
Xu Donggang imagined that they would admit defeat, and Da Jinyan said, "Your Majesty, don't listen to her nonsense, she just blows, in order to prepare for the emperor's presence, we have been practicing in this bathtub for many days." ”
Er Jinyan said, "Yes, Your Majesty, these episodes were all thought up by my sister, and both of us are stained with her light, Sister said, 'If you want to grasp a man's heart, you must first grasp a man's appetite'......"
Xu Dong had to admire Da Jinyan's talent in his heart, as well as this intention to please him, so "If you want to grasp a man's heart, you must first grasp a man's appetite", this 'woman' is not simple.
The three 'women' carried Xu Dong out of the bathtub and walked to the inner bedroom, where Xu Dong was secretly taken aback when he saw the furnishings in the bedroom.
In the middle of the bedroom there is a large 'bed', this 'bed' is very special, not only made of any material, all as transparent as crystal, you can see that there is water inside, and there are a few small golden 'colored' fish swimming in the water.
In the past few years, Xu Dong can be said to have slept in all kinds of 'beds', stone 'beds', wooden 'beds', and ivory 'beds', but he has never seen this kind of "water 'bed'" full of water underneath, and he really wants to experience the taste of being a royal 'girl' on a water 'bed'.
"Da Jinyan, this idea must have come up with you, only you have the hollow mind to come up with such a good trick to deal with me, I can be regarded as convinced of you. ”
Da Jinyan smiled and nodded, Xu Dong looked at her smiling, and immediately felt a little pain in his heart, thinking to himself, the concubines and nobles in the harem are almost full of 100, it is rare to have a 'girl' so attentive to him.