Chapter Fifty-Eight: Eating is like purgatory, and chatting is like a whimsy

The master smiled: "Sijiu, you have a very high understanding, better than the senior brothers." Over the years, in order to repair the destroyed foundation of cultivation, the teacher usually needs to go out to collect medicinal materials and materials, and he can't take care of them.

In the future, you have to help the teacher keep an eye on them, and help them more in the future. You don't have to be modest, they start early, but their achievements in the future will not be too high, and they need your help.

By the way, it seems to be an eventful time lately, so don't go down the mountain to satisfy your appetites. ”

Forty-nine responded, and then said goodbye and withdrew.

When I met the senior brothers who were discussing what to order in the restaurant for a while, I expressed the meaning that the master was not allowed to go down the mountain at will.

Sijiu keenly found that the senior brothers not only secretly swallowed their saliva, but also revealed a half-dead gaze in their eyes, and then sat still, waiting for the senior brother to cook.

In the words of the second senior brother, the senior brother's cooking skills are really good, that is, chop the cooking materials, add some ingredients at will and stir and stir, it is no different from feeding pigs, well, pigs may not be willing to eat, every time you eat the rice of the senior brother, it is the same as suffering.

Sijiu wondered, in that case, why didn't the other juniors cook?

As a result, the fourth senior brother sighed, the senior brother's food is like pig food, and he suffers from eating food, and the other disciples don't cook as well as pig food, so eating is not a crime, it is seeking death.

Speaking of this, everyone stared at Sijiu with burning eyes, with expectation and hope in their eyes.

As Sijiu shook his head and said that he didn't know how to cook, everyone's eyes dimmed, especially when the senior brother shouted to eat enthusiastically, everyone's eyes were full of pain and disgust.

When Sijiu looked at the food in front of him, he realized that although he had lowered his expectations for Senior Brother's cooking skills as much as possible, thinking that it might be very difficult to swallow, the moment he saw the "meal", Sijiu suddenly realized that he still overestimated Senior Brother's cooking skills.

Whoever it was, looking at the basins of swarthy and slimy things in front of them, was more like the excrement of some kind of animal than something for people to eat.

Sijiuqiang endured it, not letting his thinking diverge, so as not to affect the normal operation of the stomach, otherwise it would be easy for the stomach to twitch.

However, no matter how you look at it, the appearance of this "food" is difficult to arouse people's appetite, and this kind of means that can handle the ingredients in their original form and make it absolutely impossible to judge the type of ingredients can be said to be earth-shattering.

Sijiu looked at the senior brothers, the amount of rice was smaller than the other, and each was more modest than the other, a friendly scene of brother loving brother and brother.

In order to save face for the senior brother, Sijiu took a spoon and filled it a little more, which immediately won the praise of the senior brother.

But when Sijiu noticed the gloating expressions of the other senior brothers, he finally understood that he seemed to have made a mistake.

After he took a bite, he finally knew what wasabi was called, what was called doomsday, no matter how he tasted it, he would never be able to taste what the senior brother used to cook, the taste was extremely complex, super salty, very bitter, spicy and nastic, and sweet.

It is estimated that this level of "deliciousness" is poured to the pine and cypress trees outside the door, and the pine and cypress trees will probably pull out their roots and escape.

Sijiu was a little suspicious, he probably, maybe, almost, maybe he was eating, it was rice.

He glanced at the senior brothers, and found that several senior brothers were sitting precariously, eating very little, like everyone's ladies, eating slowly and methodically, as if everyone was losing weight.

It was not appropriate to spit it out in the mouth after eating, so I had to swallow it hard, and then the things in the bowl did not dare to taste it, so I swallowed it hard. However, the aura in it can also be used, and it still has a slight advantage over ordinary food.

Holding back his nausea, Sijiu looked at a basin of water on the table, and said to the third senior brother who was closer to the basin: "Third senior brother, help move that basin of clear water over." ”

The third senior brother took a look, sighed, gave Sijiu a spoonful, handed it over, and said by the way: "This is not clear water, this is the porridge made by the senior brother."

Scarcity is expensive, so you know, it's expensive. ”

Sijiu brought it over, and sure enough, there were rice grains in it, and after taking a sip, he found that the rice was actually hard.

The senior brother sneered: "This, this, I was almost finished cooking, only to find that I forgot to put rice."

Let's get over it. They are all cultivators, and they have good teeth. ”

The second senior brother sighed and said: "Sijiu, let's practice, not only to strengthen our bodies, we insist on not being poisoned by the senior brother every day, and in the future, we will walk the rivers and lakes, and all poisons will not invade." ”

Sijiu suddenly said, "Why didn't the master come?" ”

The fourth senior brother said with a smile: "At the level of the master, it is natural to be able to open the valley."

But then again, if the master doesn't open the valley, do you think his old man can eat this thing?"

Sijiu is now beginning to suspect that this vein of people finally persevered with these few disciples, I am afraid that the master's cultivation is a big drop on the one hand, and on the other hand, isn't it that other people are frightened and scared away by the senior brother's cooking skills?

Sijiu hesitated for a moment, thinking that it was better to ask, because he remembered that when he was in the outer gate, there was a large canteen in the sect to eat, after all, the first time he ate today, he was already a little overwhelmed, so he asked tentatively: "Doesn't the sect place a canteen for the disciples of the sect, or rather, once we become the disciples of the sect, can't we go to the sect's canteen to eat?"

The second senior brother Xiahou Cong sighed and pointed at the fourth senior brother Wang Bobin: "You ask the fool who eats in the canteen." ”

Wang Bobin was annoyed and threw his chopsticks: "Second senior brother, I respect you as a senior brother, and if you do this again, I will call you second." ”

The third senior brother Mi Hongyao smiled and told Sijiu about the legend of the fourth child eating in the cafeteria.

Originally, the blink Zifeng did not open the fire, and it was the same as the peaks, and went to the sect's disciple cafeteria to eat, in order to ensure that the ingredients would not lose too much aura during the cooking period, the sect stipulated: The chef should not pursue the taste too much, so the color and fragrance of the food are also ordinary. (Speaking of which, Sijiu noticed that the third senior brother seemed to swallow his saliva by the way because of his memory?)

The fourth senior brother Wang Bobin especially likes to chat with others, and likes to get acquainted with everyone.

After his travels, he brought a three-clawed eagle egg, which had been boiled but had forgotten to eat, and that day, while chatting excitedly with people in the cafeteria, he peeled the eggshell and stuffed the yellow egg directly into his mouth.

As a result, he didn't expect it, I don't know if the eggwick itself is stinky, or if it has been stinky for a long time, but after he chewed it, he found that it was wrong, and squirted it out.

Good guy, suddenly, the entire canteen was filled with an indescribable, inexplicable stench, and the key was that all he spewed out was yellow scum......

Since then, a disgusting legend has begun to circulate in the sect:

Blink Zifeng, there is a disciple of the family, ranked fourth, named Wang Bobin, fond of eating, in order to cover up his evil, he forcibly endured eating human food in the canteen, but human food has been like poison to it, so the pain is irrepressible, squirting out the food in his belly, hey, it is really.

The fruit of the scum peak is the scum peak, the cultivation method is extraordinary, it actually eats, it is estimated that it will fight against the enemy, and when it is not defeated, it can squirt feces and urine against the enemy.

Such a tragic exercise is comparable to the legendary demon martial arts "Double Blade Nine Wound Fist" that hurts others and hurts oneself, and everyone should avoid it......

Because of these rumors, the people of Blink Zifeng fought with other peaks in the cafeteria several times, and were repeatedly frustrated, and finally had to go to the cafeteria to eat......