Chapter 19: Lord Hades' Troubles
Originally, it was a shocking fairy battle of ghosts and gods.Under the "trouble" of the ghost pawn and He Shouyuan, it evolved into an exhibition match.Even the competition of the cheerleaders in the audience was more exciting than the battle of the immortals.Of course.Compared to the competition between the cheerleaders in the human world, it was still far behind.After all, they were all temporary cameos.Not professional cheerleaders.
The Ten Halls of Yama are more aggrieved.Today is the Jizo King Bodhisattva.No.Now it should be called the Jizo King Buddha.The Ten Halls of the Yama are in the blessed land of the Jizo King Buddha and the Jizo King Kan Dashan.In fact, the Ten Halls of the Yama are singing solo.After all, the Jizo King Buddha is a master of the Tao.Naturally, it will not be as unbearable as the Ten Halls of the Yama Kings.
The underworld is originally a place where uncles don't love and grandmothers don't love.The king of the Ten Palaces is also a self-motivated immortal.I hope to be able to leave this bitter place and seek a position in the heavenly realm.It's just that they are all low-level immortals who don't have a backstage and no strength.Otherwise, they won't be assigned to the underworld to be an official.If it weren't for the fact that the King Buddha of the Earth is stationed here.Heavenly Court is not good, and his officials are too ugly.And he also pays some salaries regularly.
However, the only big man in the underworld, the King of the Earth, has been elevated, and the people are leaving, and the King of the Ten Palaces has no hope, so he has to go to the mouth of the King of the Earth in the name of celebrating his Buddhahood.
Here is an explanation.Why did the King of Jizo become a Buddha still have to reply to the Jade Emperor.Although the Buddha Tao has actually been divided into two factions, the Jade Emperor is after all the acting ruler recognized by both groups.The King of Jizo became a Buddha naturally wants to say to the Jade Emperor, the nominal emperor, hey.Dude, I have become a Buddha.Come and say hello to you.
The Jade Emperor didn't dare to force it.After all, he was the number one person in the West.He really didn't dare to offend.When he saw the King of Jizo, he also had to say affectionately: Come on, come here, what else do you bring?
Let's go on to talk about the Ten Palaces of Hades.
The Ten Palaces of Yama originally wanted to use the Buddha light of the King Buddha of the Earth to see if they could ascend to the throne.
The ten lords of Hades are not handsome in the first place.For the sake of congratulatory gifts, their faces are even greener.Originally, there was still a little heroism, but now it is gone.But there is really no treasure in the underworld.Although the gods have the ability to make something out of nothing.But that is just a trick that works for mortals.The ten halls of Hades definitely don't have the ability to conjure up one or two peach fruit trees and ginseng fruit trees.
Finally, King Qin Guang is a little clever.He wants to just let our brother a few directly.Give it to others some affordable ones.Just give it to the spirit stone.The other nine people are amazing.Sure enough, it's the eldest brother.Such a high idea can be thought of.Admire and admire.
The idea was come up with, but what about the spirit stone, the heavens are pitiful, these ten Yama lords have all been officials in the world, they are known for their uprightness, they don't take bribes at all, even if they have a little benefit, they have been looted by their little ghosts. Hades is better than the little ghost" is how it came about.
King Qin Guang suddenly broke the last table that the Hades Palace moved out.Finally made a decision.No.Raise funds.Usually let you fish out the oil and water.Now let the gentlemen bleed.How can you do that?You must let them vomit out what they had eaten before.At the beginning, the Yama lords called the civil servants in the underworld to the office one by one to do ideological work.From the latest trends in the heavenly court to the rampant corrupt officials in the human world.Finally, they all began to discuss whose family Chang'e would spend on.After saying it in the heavens and on the ground.The lord of Yama blushed and said his intentions, should you take some spirit stones to your boss.
The civil servants were still wondering just now, hey, what was wrong with the manager of Hades, could it be that they also intended to compete with the Jade Emperor and the Pure Altar Envoy for Chang'e. No, the Jade Emperor needless to say.
Of course, this was what the civil servants thought after they didn't hear the last words of Lord Yama.
After the Yama princes were about to blush, or they had already said their intentions, the civil servants collectively had a stomachache, and they all scolded the Meng Po tea chain store for having a problem with the early production today.
It's easy to be deceived for a while.It's impossible to be deceived for a lifetime.Especially Lord Yama.Don't think that people's IQ can be bullied by you.Remember that we are your leaders.You just wait to wear small shoes.
These words only turned around in the mind of the Ten Palaces Yama King and disappeared.Forget it.We've been good officials for a lifetime.We don't care about the little people.As long as they hand over all the spirit stones in the family.You see.We're also good officials who are sympathetic to our subordinates and can shush and greet our subordinates.
But the kings of the Ten Palaces, who have been good officials and clean officials all their lives, are obviously not opponents of the civil servants in the underworld.
The civil servants fell ill collectively on the second day after Lord Yama asked for the spirit stone.Even the assistant judge of life and death, who has always been strong, claimed that he had just traveled to Mexico.He may have had a certain type of flu.In order to avoid infecting the manager of Lord Yama.I am now quarantined at home for a few days.I will come out in a few days.Oh.That's right.Manager Yama.That system should be maintained.In the past few days since I left.You can find a few people who can repair it.Let's take a look.
The Yama Lords are all crying.Look.Look.People are sick like this, and they still remember us.It's really the caring people of the boss.I just said.The IQs of the Yama Lords are up and down.Just now when their IQs are low.No, the IQs are low to a certain extent.The IQs will suddenly explode.The Yama Lords have come back to their senses.
You bastard.
Scolding and scolding, the Hades system should indeed be maintained, and the spirit stone must be obtained.
The king of the Ten Palaces has three henchmen.The first is the assistant judge of life and death.But this girl has rebelled.In the future, she will be an enemy.Not to mention for the time being.The remaining two are black and white impermanence.Back then, ten of us promoted them.Otherwise, they would have become black and white impermanence by virtue of their memory.Those two bastards were for Taishang Laojun to refine the pill.In an operation to refine monkeys, a gourd Taishang Laojun had just refined the fiery eye pill was thrown into the alchemy furnace.As a result, the monkey was not refined.It was also refined into fiery eyes.What's even more infuriating is that the two girls actually burned the pill of the fiery eye and golden eye.Taishang Laojun was angry.Don't you say.It's really worthy of Laojun. He called the two Taoist boys over and said kindly, "You two are gifted, and you will achieve infinite achievements in the future, and it is a pity to be here with me. I recommend you to the king of Hades, let you be a black and white impermanence, and go to the world to experience and experience." Those two girls really believed it, and they came to report to Lord Yama.
Hmm, what are you talking about, it's off again, hey, hey,
After scolding the assistant judge of life and death, the king of the Ten Palaces of Yama recruited back the black and white impermanence who had recently been on a business trip in the human world and did not participate in the collection meeting, and began a unique conversation.
The Ten Palaces of the Yama King found a chair and sat down.The last table was lost by the King of Qin Guang.The only thing that separated the black and white impermanence and the Ten Palaces of the Yama was air.The black and white impermanence who had been trained in the human world for many years felt that the air was a little ambiguous.Yes.It was ambiguous.The two of them had been walking around in the human world for a long time.I knew that in addition to the relationship between men and women.There was another special sexual orientation.Could it be that the black and white impermanence looked at each other.I didn't dare to think about it again.
King Qin Guang smiled kindly and said, "Xiaobai, Xiaohei, the work has been going well recently."
Little white, little black, black and white impermanence looked at each other again, and both of them saw the horror in each other's eyes.
Hei Wuchang stammered, "This, this, Hades, I have one thing to say."
"Okay, you say, you say." His Excellency King Qin Guang enthusiastically agreed.Little sample.Dude helped you finish your work.You should give money.Hahaha.Dude is so talented.
Seeing the appearance of King Qin Guang, Hei Wuchang confirmed his thoughts even more, and he stammered even more." I've met a girl in the human world, and we're going to get married next year, no, tomorrow."
"Yes, yes, yes, I met the girl's sister, and we're going to get married tomorrow." Bai Wuchang reacted quickly, and after saying to King Qin Guang, he said to Hei Wuchang: "Brother Bai, the relationship between the two of us will be closer in the future." After speaking, he gave Black Impermanence a look.
This time it was King Qin Guang's turn to be shocked.The two of them got married on the same day.And they're sisters.Damn.I really think our buddies are stupid.Think about the color that Bai Wuchang gave to Black Impermanence.King Qin Guang is a spirit.Should it be.No.The two of them are the legendary glass glass.
I don't know anything, as long as you give me money.
"That's a good relationship, but the two of you, immortals can't intermarry with mortals, you have to dredge up if you want to do this, you know, if you want to dredge, it will inevitably cost some spirit stones, you know what I mean."
Got it, you just don't want us to get married.
"I've been in the human world for a long time, and I'm still a little uncomfortable when I come back. The black impermanence golden cicada is out of its shell.Dude slipped away.hehe.
"Wait for me." Bai Wuchang said to the Hades with a regretful face: "Hei Wuchang's body has always been relatively weak, I should take care of him as a brother, I will go and see if he needs help, no way, they are all brothers." Bai impermanence also slipped away.I'll rely on the golden cicada to shed its shell.I'll too.
King Qin Guang finally confirmed the abnormal relationship between the two, and at the same time hated the betrayal of the two.
The Ten Palaces of Hades sent all the civil servants to the Hades Palace.Let the Hades system take care of them collectively.Whoever gives the spirit stone will be released.Don't give it.I'm patient.Wait for ten days first.As for the ten days later.One path is the eighteenth layer of hell.The other is the reincarnation gate.You can choose.I don't mind.
It's a pity that the IQ of the Ten Halls of Hades at that time was not enough. They forgot an important thing, the Hades system was written by the assistant judge of life and death, and the Yama lords also locked up the assistant judge of life and death in the palace of Hades.
The assistant judge of life and death, this rat is not an ordinary mouse, he understands that his group of people has no way out, it is impossible to escape from the underworld, ten immortals are eyeing outside, how can it be possible, okay, the assistant of the judge of life and death asked all the civil servants to make a decision to stay, to fight against the cruel tyranny of the king of the ten halls, to stay, to hand over all the spirit stones, to go out and surrender.
The decision made by the civil servants this time was unprecedentedly unanimous.In an instant, they formed a united front.Prepared to revolt in order to overthrow the tyranny of Hades.At the same time, they silently made a decision in everyone's hearts.In order to revolt.They were willing to sacrifice their spirit stones.In case the uprising failed.In case the uprising failed.Hand over the spirit stones.Lord Yama could still kill such an outstanding civil servant as his buddy.Besides.This is a violation of the laws of the Three Realms.
Led by the assistant judge of life and death, the rebel army with black and white impermanence as the vanguard was officially established, and the remaining thing was who would fight the first battle.
After making a declaration that made people cry, the black and white impermanent marshal rushed out of the Hades Palace, and began to "fight" with the Ten Palaces Hades.
As soon as the two marshals rushed out, they made a gesture that a traitor could skillfully make, and raised their hands above their heads. The rest of the matter is how many spirit stones the two of them should take out.In the end, Black and White Impermanence took advantage of the free time when the collective IQ of the Ten Palaces of Hades was reduced.Paid half of the family's spirit stones in exchange for a life.
At the same time, the two marshals also took the initiative to ask Ying to judge for the manager of Hades. Under the lure of black and white impermanence, the assistant judge of life and death, Meng Po and other leaders of the rebel army were captured alive.
The first revolt in the history of Hades ended with the victory of those in power.
After exterminating the rebel army, the king of the ten halls of Yama was very happy.Because they had gathered enough spirit stones.In their opinion, it was enough to send the King of the Earth Buddha.Depend.One hundred high-grade spirit stones.Quite a lot.Dude, ten of them smashed you with spirit stones.For many years to come.The king of the ten halls of Yama couldn't help but mutter.Damn.A hundred high-grade spirit stones wanted to send a Buddha.Dude, was there a disease in the brain at that time.Finally, they came to a conclusion.Hey.Who cut us off from the outside world.I don't know the outside market.
Later, the King of the Ten Halls couldn't help but think of the hospitality he received from the King Buddha of the Earth after sending over a hundred high-grade spirit stones.
Besides, after the king of the ten halls of Yama was sent out of the door by the pet of the king of Jizo, he immediately heard that a stupid buddy broke into the underworld, and burned the plaque of the fork and fork bridge of His Royal Highness King Qin Guang's own pen.
The King Buddha of Jizo didn't say a word to help them speak just now.The King of the Ten Palaces was depressed.Now he suddenly heard that someone dared to make trouble in the underworld.How could he not be angry.It's just that at this time, King Qin Guang's IQ was out of sync with the other nine people.I don't know if his IQ suddenly increased or decreased.
King Qin Guang stopped several Hades who were going to find someone to fight, and said, "Brother, the opportunity has come." Then King Qin Guang analyzed that the other party dared to break into the underworld unscrupulously, and burned the plaque he had diligently mentioned, which showed that people had a background.
The IQ of the other nine people, inspired by King Qin Guang, immediately synchronized with him, and finally, under the Sherlock Holmes-like reasoning of the ten people, it was finally determined that the person who came was sent by the Jade Emperor to inspect the work.
In the end, His Excellency King Qin Guang cautiously told the other nine compatriots not to reveal the identity of the other party, to pretend not to know, and to pretend to be very angry, so as to show that he has been conscientious all these years.
However, the accident still happened, and when he saw the visitor, His Royal Highness King Qin Guang showed a smile on his face, and the others asked him why he was laughing. His Royal Highness King Qin Guang said that he would sing with a white face later, and they would sing with a red face. His Royal Highness King Qin Guang sighed and said, "Hey, they are all brothers, and I will give you this opportunity." The other nine people put it off for a while, and finally "reluctantly" agreed.
However, when it was a hundred meters away from the "Chin Cha", all the Hades began to compete to play the role of white face.
What happened next is no longer needed.
(This style is addictive, and it won't be changed for a while. everyone put up with it first)