In another world, the Spark Continent.

The flowers are fragrant, the grass is fragrant~ The mushroom village is full of simple villagers working hard, talking and laughing, and the yellow hair hangs down and is happy.

Until one day.

"Stealing chickens!!"

"Catch that chicken thief!"

The seventeenth roar came from the place where Aunt Wang lived next door, and the originally peaceful village suddenly became a mess.

"Catch him! Catch him! The old lady has raised more than 20 chickens, and now there are less than 10 left!" Wang Da Niang shouted loudly, and ran through the whole village with a feather duster and chased the black shadow in front of her, all over the streets and alleys.

"Kill a thousand knives, the old lady doesn't believe that she can't catch up with you this time!" Aunt Wang said, pinching the trick with her right hand, exhaling a breath in her mouth, and shouting: "Change, fire!" I saw a small spark flickering on the tip of her right index finger, and then threw it at the feather duster, which caught fire.

Aunt Wang shouted, "Damn chicken thief, suffer death!" The feather duster was swept around twice in the air by her, and smashed towards the black shadow in front of her like throwing a discus.

"I'm a good girl, it turns out that there is really a tough woman with chicken feathers as an arrow, but you can snap and pop. "The chicken thief, that is, Qiao Guang, the protagonist of this article, saw that the middle-aged woman behind him who was not very charming moved his real character, and he didn't dare to let go into the water.

Qiao Guang was no longer limited to the road on the ground, he looked left and right, and saw that there were a few small pits in the wall, just enough to step on his foot, Qiao Guang jumped up, bounced left and right twice, like a nimble monkey, and jumped on the roof of the house.

Aunt Wang's feather duster fell into the air, she looked angrily at the masked young man on the roof, and was about to jump up with her, but thinking of her not very graceful figure and huge weight, she still forgot it.

"Isn't it just stealing a few chickens from you, as for the eldest sister?" Qiao Guang leaned on the roof, leaned out, and smiled.

Aunt Wang became even more angry when she heard this, this not very glamorous slut thief of chickens, obviously just got cheap and sold well, she said angrily: "Your old lady is embarrassed to say how many chickens? The old lady is about to be stolen by you to only a few chickens! Can you not always steal from me, can't you patronize other people's houses with so many people raising chickens around here?"

Qiao Guang looked at Aunt Wang with a look of surprise and said, "Oh, Auntie, why are you doing this? It's all a village, why do you push the villagers into the pit? I've never seen you so shameless, and you teach people to steal chickens! Hmph, teach bad children and grandchildren for the old disrespect!"

Aunt Wang was so angry that she almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, who is this shameless? In a hurry, Aunt Wang grabbed the slippers under her feet and smashed them at Qiao Guang. Qiao Guang dodged with a smile, and then "unintentionally" added a little force to the shoes, and the shoes flew to the chicken farm of Lao Yang's family next door, scaring the chickens who were drinking water and flapping their wings.

"Aunt Wang smashed the chicken with her shoes!" Qiao Guangwei screamed and ran away laughing.

"You ......" Aunt Wang was so angry that she stomped her feet, but she was helpless, and she had to go to Lao Yang's house to get her shoes.

Qiao Guang doesn't care about this stubble, Lao Yang is very good to him, he is willing to go to the beauty of adults.

Qiao Guang held the chicken in his left hand, jumped on the roof for a while, made sure that no one caught up, then returned to the ground, skillfully got into a small alley, took off his mask, took out the sack and stuffed the chicken into it, took the hat and changed into a coarse cloth shirt, and did not forget to carry the hoe, don't put a sickle at his waist, and look no different from the peasant uncle facing the loess with his back to the sky.

After succeeding, Qiao Guang was in a good mood, humming a small tune and walking around slowly, greeting the elders when he saw them on the street, very polite.

"Uncle Zhang, are you still playing chess today?"

"Hey, yes, Xiaoguang, you can come with you another day. ”

"Gotcha. ”

"Uncle Li, remember not to drink so much wine, Aunt Li will come to scold you again later. ”

"Shhhhhhh ”

"Grandpa Hu, this car is quite heavy, I'll come, I'll come." ”

"Oh, it's Xiaoguang, it's so good, it's so good! Xiaoguang, you're not too young, do you want grandpa to introduce your granddaughter to you?"

"No, no, no, thank you, Grandpa Hu......" Qiao Guang helped Grandpa Hu push the car to his door, and quickly escaped, thinking of the little chubby girl who could eat eight bowls of rice, Qiao Guang was worried about whether her future husband would be squeezed dry.

Qiao Guang helped here and there along the way, and the villagers left a good impression on him, and praised him as a promising young man, according to Grandpa Hu's words, that is, he would definitely be able to find such a capable daughter-in-law as his tiger girl in the future - but Qiao Guang thought that this was still very debatable.

Among so many villagers, the impression of Qiao Guang is not so good, and there should be only Aunt Wang. In fact, Qiao Guang didn't do anything bad in front of her, but in the eyes of Aunt Wang, things were extremely weird, because from the second month when Qiao Guang settled in Shiitake Village, Aunt Wang began to lose chickens!

And the more Aunt Wang looked, the more she felt that Qiao Guang and the chicken thief looked like thieves, whether it was height, skeleton or fat and thin, it was simply out of the same mold, but the voice was different, but there were more people who could change their voices, how could they guarantee that the voice of the chicken thief was not fake?

Aunt Wang swore that she would definitely lift the hazy veil of the chicken thief in her lifetime and get a glimpse of the true face~

At this moment, Aunt Wang was coming back from Lao Yang's house, and her shoes hit chicken manure, and Lao Yang kindly went to help her wash them carefully, but when Aunt Wang thought of the lewd smile of this man holding her shoes, she was determined not to have shoes, and walked back with one bare foot, Lao Yang just kept following and persuaded her to put on her shoes.

"That, Huahua, you just put it on, the ground is not clean......" Lao Yang persuaded bitterly. Aunt Wang's full name is Wang Cuihua, and her nickname is Huahua.

"You old man, don't bother me! Also, don't call the old lady Huahua, it's disgusting!" said Aunt Wang impatiently.

"Okay Huahua, what you say, can you put your shoes on?"

Aunt Wang really wants to start a fire under Lao Yang's crotch, since the chicken has been stolen, let's eat roast pigeon tonight.

Qiao Guang walked over to Aunt Wang face-to-face, smiling and greeting them without the slightest unnaturalness.

Aunt Wang noticed that something was moving in the sack that Qiao Guang was dragging and there were a few rooster crows.

"Wait a minute!" Aunt Wang drank Qiao Guang and asked, "What is it in your sack?"

Qiao Guang was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "Auntie, this is the local chicken I hunted in the mountains, I am going to make a kiln chicken to eat tonight, if you want to eat it, you can come over together." ”

"Hit on the mountain?" Aunt Wang looked at Qiao Guang suspiciously, suddenly leaned up, was very close to Qiao Guang's body, looked at it, and asked, "Can you show me?"

Qiao Guang was a little embarrassed and said, "It's not impossible...... It's just that if you want to eat, I'll send it to you in the evening, why are you so hungry?"

Lao Yang felt uncomfortable when he saw Aunt Wang getting so close, so he hurriedly came up and pulled her away, and echoed: "Yes, yes, Huahua, if you want to eat, Xiaoguang will send it to you again at night, it's not good for men and women to get so close in broad daylight......"

"Then let go of your claws!" Aunt Wang shouted viciously as she looked at Lao Yang.

Old Yang let go of his hand stupidly.

When Grandpa Hu, the village chief, saw it, he also came over and shouted: "Aunt Wang, don't do anything to my son-in-law, Lao Yang takes care of your woman!"

Old Yang Le blossomed, and he was busy saying yes.

Aunt Wang was so angry that her face turned pale, and she waved her sleeves and walked away.

Lao Yang rubbed his hands excitedly, Huahua suddenly left, he quickly picked up his slippers and heeled, and shouted leisurely: "Huahua, your shoes are ......"

Qiao Guang thanked Grandpa Hu, smiled proudly, picked up the sack and continued to go up the mountain.

"I'm only a big wolf~Raise a pack of wolf cubs~White-eyed wolf~"

The song is long, and the village chief's eyes are shining: "He is worthy of the man that my tiger girl fancies, and even singing a mountain song is so distinctive!"