Chapter 53 One Center, Two Basic Points

"Master, I'll give you a shoulder massage!" Concubine Xiaomei was not far behind, so she stepped forward to serve the third pig.

"Master, I'll give you a thump on the back!"

"Master, I'll twist your feet!"

Little Red and Little Green also did the same, and came up to occupy a seat.

"Haha!haha!oh!tap!tap!little green!you're in the wrong place!oh!! oh!!" Pig Tousan cried out with great enjoyment!

"Little Green, you are so bold! You dare to screw that place in the pig master!" Xiaohong laughed softly, her hands were not honest, and she began to twist the pig's big ears!

"Oh!! oh!! !! hurt! Xiaohong, you have a hand!ah!" The pig's head hurt three times and was happy, a big hand pulled out of Xiao Tao's body, and a backhand, and hugged the bad Xiaohong in his arms.

"Little goblin, I've caught you now!, I don't dare to do it!" the pig head scolded fiercely, and his big pig's trotters also used force, grabbing one of Xiaohong's centers, and making it bad.

"Oh! Ah!! it hurts!Ah!Tap!Brother Pig!I won't dare next time!" Xiaohong couldn't stand the old pig's torture and began to beg for mercy.

"Oh!Yo! Xiaohong, aren't you usually very good at fighting? Why did you admit defeat as soon as you came up this time, Brother Pig! In my opinion, Xiaohong pretended to be too powerful this time!" Xiao Tao was unwilling to be favored by Xiaohong like this, and teased.

"Oh! Sister Peach, you don't know! One of the people's centers is still in the hands of the pig master, of course the people are going to surrender, unlike you, who was only caught by the pig brother with two basic points, of course it's so easy!" Xiaohong is a master who doesn't suffer, and suddenly mocks Xiao Tao for not giving it a lot.

Xiao Tao is a ruthless character, I saw her look back slightly, and she made a seductive look at the pig's head three, and the old pig suddenly let go of one of Xiaohong's centers, and the big pig's trotters returned to Xiao Tao's sleeve.

Xiaohong who watched it was secretly ruthless in her heart, this goblin would be shot to death by Brother Pig sooner or later, hum!

Seeing that the atmosphere was not good, Xiaomei came out to play a round and said, "Okay! Okay! Sisters! We're going on a trip today! Do you want to prepare again! Prepare! Dress up! Dress up! See what else is left behind?"

"Oh hey, I dropped a golden hairpin, I have to go back to the room to find it!" Xiao Lu didn't want to get involved in the dispute between them, Mingzhe was the king to protect himself, so he flashed and fled towards his boudoir.

"Oh, by the way, my lips are not red yet, I have to go back first!" Xiaomei also flew out.

At this time, Xiaohong also understood, so she said, "Oh, Brother Pig, you have damaged someone's place, you go back to repair the ......" Before she finished speaking, Xiaohong covered a red center with her hand and walked out slowly.

"Hey, hey, they're all gone, little peach! Why don't I'll peel off your peach now! I'll have to put it back on later, hehe!" said Pig Head San with a lewd smile on his face.

"Brother Pig, people are coming to relatives today! Let's talk about it another day!" Xiao Tao realized that something was wrong at this time, and she also wanted to escape.

"What's the other day, if you don't change the day, it's better to hit the day again! We're going to hey now! Hey!" "Pig Head San is not stupid, her little peach's relatives didn't just come the day before yesterday, they have already left, and now they put the meat in their hands, if they want to eat it again, they have to wait for the evening."

"Then you have to be gentle!

"Don't worry, baby, I'll be gentle!" the old pig opened his mind with this excitement, and the two pig's trotters began to take off his hands up and down against him.

"Brother Pig, go to the toilet at your house first!hehe!" As soon as he saw that his body was free, Xiao Tao would not be stupidly stabbed here, and ran out with a flying body, and came to pee.

"Damn! I blame myself for being too anxious, I should talk to Xiao Tao'er more, this lesson, I can't do it again next time!"

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"Brother Xiong! Look at Gao Laozhuang in front!" Hei Jiao pointed to the front, and said to Chun Shen with a flattering face, "There is now occupied by the three pigs' heads, this pig's head three was originally named Zhu Bajie!

"It's really unproductive, I can't even grab a woman!" "As soon as he had the opportunity, he began to fight Heijiao, so that Heijiao would lose a little more impression points in front of Chunshen.

"I didn't admit defeat, I pulled out the second chip of the little peach, hehe! I also gave him a green hat!"

"Damn! The one in Qinglou is also a green hat? I really don't know how to say hello!" The clam looked at the black Jiao with even more disdain, he was really a bad seed, he couldn't get it the first time, and he actually took out the worthless one for the second time.

Hei Jiao understood after thinking about it, knowing that this clam had misunderstood himself, he immediately explained, "The green hat I am talking about is not the top of Little Pink, I am talking about his original match Gao Cuihua, hehe!"

"Yo drink! can you still get his original match? Don't brag, you have such a small body, who will look at it?"

"To be honest, you're right, you used the ninth-rate method, but it wasn't me!" Hei Jiao didn't say it for a long time, knowing that he had missed his mouth, he simply looked down at the ground and kept silent.

At this time, the fire phoenix, who had been listening to the gossip, was not happy, and scolded at Heijiao, "You old bastard......! You know! Say! Huh!"

The fire phoenix's scolding is unpleasant, Heijiao couldn't stand it all of a sudden, and just wanted to open his mouth to scold the past, his heart trembled, this is the herald of death, he just came to his senses, the stinky bird in front of him is not something he can provoke.

Hei Jiao was helpless, so he had to sigh and say, "This ninth-rate method was used by Gao Cuihua, she raped me, not me fell in love with her!"

"Hehe! Tell me how you see each other!" the fire phoenix immediately inquired about the reason.

"Alas, since it's all about this, I'll tell you the truth! Here's the thing, I don't know the first three pigs, and when we became buddies, the old pig told me that the eldest lady in his family was the best woman in the world, especially when she wanted to roll the sheets with him, she was very fierce! It's not an ordinary fierce, but a big stomach king who can't be fed, she has to play at least seven cannons on the pig's head three a night before she is willing to rest, every time she is on the pig, the old pig said that he felt very fresh at the beginning, but after a long time, he really couldn't bear it, he was sucked by this tigress every day, who could stand it! The mana of his own body would be sucked as soon as possible!" Hei Jiao looked around, and saw that everyone was focused on his body, so he continued, " So, the fat pig came up with a way, and this method is a thief! I am already the hundredth victim! Alas!"

"Damn, you put a green hat on the old pig, and you say that you are a victim, who will believe it?"

"Yes, even I can't listen to it anymore, your lies are too substandard!" The wolf-headed snake also questioned, in his simple mind, you fell in love with a woman, you should have taken advantage of it, so you will lose money?

"It's true, I'm not lying to you, you see how my cultivation is?" asked Hei Jiao very seriously.

Xiao Hei said Hei Jiao's cultivation in a word, and said, "It's too vegetable! Only the level of Jindan's beginning, this is still the point that your stinky skin bag gives you!"

"Yes, I used to be equivalent to the existence of a human primordial cultivator! It was after being put on the flower by Gao Cui that my cultivation fell into such a field!" said Hei Jiao with a sigh.

"How is this possible? The existence of a Yuanying Cultivator, as soon as he is killed, has dropped so many cultivators? The loopholes in the lies you made up are too big, right?" the red-tailed snapping turtle also joined the queue of doubts.

"Alas! I have to blame myself, I think I am wise and powerful, chic and extraordinary, and Gao Cuihua took the initiative to give it to her arms, in line with the principle of not doing it for nothing, I did it a few more times, hehe!" The black Jiao here is still laughing, it really inherits the lewd nature of the ancestor old dragon, and the dead nature just doesn't change!

"How many times?" asked the Fire Phoenix curiously.

Hei Jiao didn't answer, stretched out his three paws, and played dumb at everyone.

Xiao Hei shook his head and said, sighed and said, "It's really useless, just three times, alas! At your level, how can you make your daughter-in-law happy in the future?"

"Haven't I been three times?" Hei Jiao immediately denied Xiao Hei's speculation, can he not object, if such a leave is really spread, how should he live in the future!

"It's not three times, it's thirty times! There's nothing to say, just you, a little snake, that's all there is to it! No matter how high! No matter how high! It depends on whether you can do it?" The red-tailed snapping turtle began to strike at the black Jiao again.

Chun Shen has been listening quietly like this, looking at Hei Jiao's obscene appearance, he knows that he has been lying from beginning to end, there is nothing to say, this Hei Jiao must have been bullied by the old pig, let me go and call the shots for him now.