Chapter 462: The Bartender in the Wind and Snow Shop
Lu Qian shook his head and said, "I won't take you there." He took a big stride and left.
Wu Yi started his light work, and then chased after him, shouting, "Wait for me, wait for me!" Lu Qian ignored her and went straight away.
After a short walk, the north wind tightened and snow began to fall. Lu Qian rushed into the wind and snow, walked briskly, remembering that he had sunk to the bottom of the sea since then, and the great revenge could not be avenged, he was depressed in his heart, but he had no choice but to put aside his heart, but it was also a great relief?
Lu Qian traveled more than ten miles, saw a small temple on the side of the road, went in and leaned on the wall of the temple and took a nap for more than two hours, tired has gone, and went north. After walking more than 40 miles, I came to the north to rush to Changtai Pass.
The first thing I did was to find a hotel, ask for ten catties of liquor, two catties of beef, and a fat chicken, and pour myself a drink. After drinking ten catties of wine, I asked for another five catties, and when I was drinking, there was a sound of footsteps, and a person walked in, it was Wu Yi.
Lu Qianxin said: "This little girl has come to ruin my wine again." He turned his head and pretended not to be seen.
Wu Yi smiled slightly, sat down at a table across from him, and shouted, "Shopkeeper, shopkeeper, bring the wine." ”
The bartender came over and said with a smile: "Little girl, do you drink too?" Wu Yi scolded: "A girl is a girl, why do you add a 'little' word?"
Why can't I drink wine? You give me ten catties of liquor first, and another five catties, and wait for me, two catties of beef, and a fat chicken, quick, quick!"
The bartender stuck out his tongue, couldn't shrink in for a while, and cried out, "Oh, my mother! Are you serious, or are you joking, you little man, you can eat so much?"
As he spoke, he squinted his eyes at Lu Qian, and said in his heart: "People are coming for you! She drinks whatever you drink, and she eats whatever you eat." ”
Wu Yi said: "Who said that I am a little person? You don't have eyes, are you? You are afraid that I will not have the money to pay the bill?"
As he spoke, he took out a silver ingot from his bosom, threw it on the table, and said, "I can't eat, I can't drink, and I can't feed the dogs?
The bartender smiled and said, "Yes, yes!" glanced at Lu Qian again, and said in his heart: "People are really on the same bar with you, scolding people around the bend." ”
After a while, the wine and meat were served, and the bartender brought a large bowl, put it in front of her, and said with a smile: "Girl, I will pour wine with you." ”
Wu Yi nodded and said, "Okay." ”
The bartender poured her a large bowl of wine, and said to himself, "If you drink this bowl of wine, it will be strange if you don't get drunk and roll on the ground." ”
Wu Yi picked up the wine bowl with both hands, licked it a little by his mouth, frowned, and said, "It's so spicy, it's so spicy." It's hard to drink. If there are not so many fools in the world who are willing to drink it, how can you sell your wine?"
The bartender glanced at Lu Qian again, and saw that he had always ignored him, and he didn't feel secretly funny.
Wu Yi tore a chicken leg, took a bite, and said, "Phew, it's stinky!"
The bartender shouted, "This fragrant fat chicken is still clucking this morning." Fresh and hot, how can it stink?"
Wu Yi said: "Well, maybe it's because you stink, or it's because other customers in your store stink." At that time, the snow was flying, and there was no way to travel, and there were only two guests in this hotel, Lu Qian and her.
The bartender laughed, "It's me who stinks, of course I stink." Girl, you should be careful when you speak, but don't accidentally offend other gentlemen. ”
Wu Yi said: "What's the matter? If you offend someone, can you still beat me to death with one palm?"
As he spoke, he raised his chopsticks and grabbed a piece of beef, took a bite, and before he could chew it, he spit it out and shouted: "Ouch, this beef is sour, this is not beef, it is human flesh." You sell human flesh, black shops, black shops!"
The bartender panicked and hurriedly said, "Oh, girl, you are doing well, don't make trouble." This is fresh yellow beef, how can it be said that it is human meat? How can human meat have such a thick texture? How can it have such a red and bright color?"
Wu Yi said: "Okay, you know the texture and color of human flesh. Let me ask you, how many people have you killed in your store?"
The bartender laughed, "You girl loves to joke." Xinyang Prefecture Changtai is a big town, we are more than 60 years old shop, how can there be a reason to kill people and sell meat?"
Wu Yi said: "Okay, even if it's not human flesh, it's a stinky thing, and only fools eat it." Ouch, my boots got so dirty in the snow. ”
As he spoke, he grabbed a large piece of fragrantly boiled braised beef from his plate and wiped it off the leather boot on his left foot. The boots were originally splashed with mud, but when you wipe them like this, half of the boots are covered with mud, and the fat of the beef will be smeared on them.
When the bartender saw her polishing her boots with the beef that the master had cooked with great care in the kitchen, he was heartbroken, and he stood aside and sighed incessantly.
Wu Yi asked, "What are you sighing for?"
The bartender said: "The braised beef in the small shop has always been a must-have in Changtai Town, and when it comes up within a hundred miles, everyone has to give a thumbs up, and their throats are coobling, but the girl uses it to wipe her leather boots, this ...... This ......"
Wu Yi glared at him and said, "What is this?"
The bartender said, "It seems a little too aggrieved." ”
Wu Yi said: "You said that you wronged my shoes? The beef came from the cow, and the leather boots also came from the cow, so it is not a grievance." Hey, what other specialties do you have in the store? ”
The bartender said: "Of course, there are specialty dishes, but the price is not so cheap." ”
Wu Yi took out another ingot of silver from his arms, threw it on the table, and asked, "Is this enough?"
The bartender saw that the ingot of silver weighed five taels, and that two whole tables of wine and food were enough, so he hurriedly smiled and said, "Enough, enough, why is it not enough?" The dishes that the shop specializes in include carp with sake lees, white-cut lamb, pork in sauce, and ......."
Wu Yi said: "Very good, cook three pots of each." ”
The bartender said, "Girl, you want to taste it, I see that one pot of everything is enough......"
Wu Yi said with a calm face: "I said that if I want three pots, it will be three pots, can you manage it?"
The bartender said, "Yes, yes!" and he elongated his voice and shouted, "Three pots of carp with sake lees! Three pots of white cut lamb......
Lu Qian watched coldly from the sidelines, knowing that this little girl was obviously mischievous with the bartender, but in fact, she was teasing herself to interject, and at the moment she ignored her and drank and enjoyed the snow by herself.
After a while, the white-cut lamb was delivered first. Wu Yi said: "One basin is left here, one basin is sent to that grandfather, and one basin is placed on that table." Put the dishes and chopsticks over there, and pour good wine. ”
The bartender said, "Are there any more guests coming?" Wu Yi glared at him and said, "You have so many mouths, be careful that I cut your tongue!"
The bartender stuck out his tongue and said with a smile: "Do you want to cut my tongue, I'm afraid that the girl doesn't have the ability." ”
Lu Qian's heart moved, he glanced at him, and said in his heart: "Are you not looking for death by yourself, dare you say such things to this little devil?"
The bartender sent the lamb to Lu Qian's table, but Lu Qian didn't speak, just ate with chopsticks.
After a while, the lees carp, sauce pork, etc. were sent one after another, still three pots of each, one pot for Lu Qian, one pot for Wu Yi, and one pot on the other table.
Those who moved by land did not refuse, and ate them one by one. Wu Yi only tasted one chopstick per pot, and said: "Stinky and rotten, only for pigs and dogs." ”
Grab the lamb, carp, pork, and polish your boots. Although the bartender was heartbroken, he was helpless.