Chapter 101: Hades!
"Why did you want me to report to Hades after I died, and when I was the all-round master of the latest chapters, mention your name, and who is Hades?" the old merchant asked very carefully, and even used "you!", for fear that one would accidentally stab the poor ghost in the heart again.
The old pig demon thought for a while, looked at the young face again, and said, "I don't know who he is, but I only know that he is a person who is in charge of life, so I only let you die in front of Hades and tell me the name of my pig weight, just because I don't want to live, I am too tired to live, it is meaningless!"
"How can it be meaningless! It is said that it is better to die early than to live, and when a person dies, there is nothing, just like the lights have gone out! If you have anything you can't think of, just tell me! See if I can help you!" The old merchant said very enthusiastically, and it is the common disease of every strong person to help the miserable weak.
"You ......" The old pig demon pig weighs eight, I wanted to say that it was forgotten, but after thinking about it, it is very likely to hurt people's hearts if he says it like this, he likes to kill people but doesn't like to hurt people, especially stabbing people's hearts, he will never do it.
In order not to make the young man in front of him sad again, the old pig demon pig Chongba had no choice but to speak, "I have lived in this world for tens of thousands of years, I have seen all the winds and waves, I have also passed through all kinds of winds and waves, I have drunk all kinds of fine wine, what a beautiful woman!
"So that's the case! Don't worry! We don't have much in the cultivation realm, just a lot of women, or I'll help you find a daughter-in-law! Let her give you a bath, laundry, cooking, and warmth!" The old businessman was very enthusiastic about making Zhu Chongba a month old.
This pig weighs eight is ugly, so there will be no woman who wants it, and now someone has come to say that he wants to find a daughter-in-law for himself, which makes his originally cold heart burn up!
It's a woman! This is the reason why Zhu Chongba is hiding here and waiting to die, ugly, no woman loves, no woman hurts! It has become Zhu Chongba's distress, and now suddenly such a person said that he wanted to send a daughter-in-law to himself, and the fool also wanted it!
I only heard Zhu Chongba, and said a little shyly, "Do I really have a daughter-in-law? But I'm so ugly!
"There will be!" the old merchant nodded affirmatively, and immediately praised, "Looking at your incomparably clear eyes, I know that you are a very gentle man, although you look a little, but you are very gentle!
"Am I gentle?" said Zhu Chonghachi a little unconfidently, his tone was very unconfident.
In order to cheer up the old pig demon pig Chongba, the old merchant showed him his treasure haha mirror, and sure enough, the pig in the mirror was a handsome and cool pig, especially the jewel-like eyes were very charming. The old merchant also said at the right time, "You are very handsome and cool, and you are the only one who is so handsome and cool! How can a man as charming as you be wanted? I am afraid that those beautiful women will frown and be ashamed of themselves when they see you, and turn their heads in shame!"
"No wonder! Every sow demon who saw me frowned, turned her head and left? I finally understood!" At the old businessman's words, Zhu Chongba suddenly had an epiphany, and the confidence that had lost 10,000 years immediately returned, and his spirit was suddenly shocked, and the lazy expression on his face immediately disappeared!
It's just that this domineering little bit leaked, and the pressure on the old businessman increased a lot, which made the old businessman sober up, it turned out that he was caught by this demon, and he began to want to eat himself!
I'm scared to death just now! Just now I used a haha mirror to deceive this 10,000-year-old pig demon? I just wanted to sell the hair removal cake in my hand! Cold sweat kept pouring out from the old businessman's back!
The old pig demon pig Chongba didn't notice the old businessman's inappropriateness, and now he was thinking about how to find a daughter-in-law, and then give birth to a lot of piglets for himself!
The old businessman will not think about it at such a critical time! Otherwise, his life will be gone, and he will be eaten by this old pig demon again!
This is the old businessman's greatest ability, what is the mana cultivation, in this cruel cultivation realm, it is really not enough to see, the strong have their own strong hands, there is no strongest, only stronger!
Merchants don't practice any powerful exercises at such a time, this is the business of the nobles! In terms of cultivation exercises, it is not something that a businessman can afford! There is no time to cultivate, it is normal for merchants to buy them, and everything else is!
The poor old businessman has no top-grade spirit stones to cultivate, and he wants to do business with these top-grade spirit stones to return to his roots!
"Hey, boy! What's your name! Since you said you can give me a daughter-in-law! Then you can be regarded as my matchmaker! I have to thank you no matter what I say!"
The old merchant immediately replied happily, "I am the overlord of Xia Chu! I am a businessman! I can be regarded as a person who has seen the world, I have seen countless beautiful men, and it is the first time I have seen a handsome and boundless man like you! If you want to marry a daughter-in-law, it must be a nail on the iron plate, and it can be done!"
"En!" Zhu Chongba nodded very majestically, but the dust on his face destroyed the whole temperament again!
Thirty-six plans! In order to go! Under the attack of the old businessman Chu Bawang, he suddenly became friends with Zhu Chongba!
The old businessman Chu Bawang said to Zhu Chongba that he went out to give the woman a dowry according to the rules, so he escaped easily, and when he left, the old pig demon who had never walked out of the cave door for thousands of years also sent him out in person!
Originally, the old businessman Chu Bawang never wanted to go back to that cave to see this old pig demon in his life! It was terrible! With the little breath that leaked from his side, Chu Bawang could conclude that this old pig demon at least had the ability to cultivate through the gods, and if he moved his thoughts, he could slaughter the Yuanying monk, not to mention that he was only the one who cultivated for Jindan!
This time, in order to avenge the revenge of his co-workers, the overlord of Chu also let it go, as long as everything he can use has been used, he is short of a knife that can kill people, and this knife is this old pig demon pig weighing eight. This is also the only super demon that the old businessman Chu Bawang knows and can speak!
The little goblins in the Jindan period are not worth much, but they also need a hundred top-grade spirit stones, and the big goblins in the Yuan Infant stage can also have at least 1,000 top-grade spirit stones, and then increase the price according to the size of the matter, and the price of life and death will cost 100,000 top-grade spirit stones. The super demon is not something that can be moved with money, it depends on friendship, and if there is friendship, you still have to pay for it, this price is at least 100,000 top-grade spirit stones!
With so much money from the old merchant Chu Bawang, he bribed all his net worth to the servant of the noble Dragon Si, which was the ten top-grade spirit stones! Now he has no money!
A penny can stump a hero! But it is not difficult for the merchants, and the means of the merchants are varied! I will not tell you all about the names of borrowing chickens to lay eggs, making profits without capital, and borrowing seeds to give birth to children!
This time, the old businessman Chu Bawang also did a purchase without a book, and a simple letter could turn the black-hearted boss around! It was because the letter was written by a nobleman, and the black-hearted boss was invited to reward it! It made him very excited, and whatever the old businessman said, he thought it was!
The old merchant said that this time the nobles were rewarded not for a beautiful woman!
The black-hearted boss let him think that this must be right! The nobles have never seen anything! I still think I want to appreciate it! But women are different, every beautiful woman looks different! Only beautiful women can let the nobles come out and appreciate it!
The old merchant asked him, "What beautiful woman is there?"
The black-hearted boss said, "Yes!"
The old merchant took one look at this very beautiful woman! shook his head and said, "Your ideas are too outdated! This can only be regarded as an inferior woman! In the eyes of the nobles, she is as ordinary as the weeds on the side of the road! I have seen too much! There is nothing new anymore! So you don't have to go!"
This can make the black-hearted boss anxious, and finally have a chance, so he was wasted by himself in vain, this is not good! Dealing with people, the black-hearted boss is the best of the best! The person in front of him, who is not very well-dressed, has the right to decide whether he can enter the venue! It is equivalent to saying that the ticket is on him! He forgot to give a reward to the messenger?
As soon as he thought of it, the black-hearted boss immediately took out a top-grade spirit stone from his arms, endured the feeling of heartache, and handed it to the old businessman Chu Bawangdao, "A little care!
"Hmph!" Chu Bawang immediately knocked off the hand handed over by the black-hearted boss, and the best spirit stone also fell on the lawn in the ground, and immediately scolded, "You send a scream! If I take your piece of the best spirit stone, you let my noble master's face be put there! I'll go back and tell my master how you miser can reward with the nobles! It's too embarrassing!"
"Don't! I'm wrong! Here is a little bit of my heart! Please smile!" The black-hearted boss hurriedly admitted his mistake, and immediately took out a red storage bag and handed it to the old merchant Chu Bawang.
A smile appeared on the face of the Chu Overlord! Money! It's just a good thing!