Chapter Seventy-Three: The Drunken Taoist Rearranges the Hero List (1)

As soon as people heard the sound outside the door, they turned their eyes to the door.

I want to see what kind of sacredness this applauded person is.

So a Taoist flashed at the door.

He staggered into the restaurant.

This Taoist priest has white hair and a long body that reaches to his chest. Hu is also snow-white. But he looked to be in his fifties. I really don't know how old he is.

The Taoist priest looked very depressed. He was wearing a robe with an unknown number of patches. The boots on his feet are also very worn. There is also a hole in the toe of the left foot, revealing a black toe with dirt.

There is also a large wine gourd hanging from the waist of the Taoist priest.

There was also a smell of alcohol on his body.

The priest glanced into the restaurant, and saw that there was still a table in the corner that was empty, so he walked over and sat down with a light walk.

Then he said to Xiao Er: "Little Second Brother, come on, come on, fill my wine gourd, and bring me two more snacks for wine." By the way, if you have salted duck eggs, bring me some. ”

The burly-shaped man couldn't help it anymore, and he said to the Taoist priest: "You drunken Taoist priest, you have drunk too much cat urine! I ask you, where is it good. If what you can say convinces me, your wine master is invited. If you can't say it, I'll throw you out!"

The Taoist priest was drunk and hazy, looked at the biao-shaped man and said, "You let the Taoist priest say, and the Taoist priest will say it." ”

Everyone was a little unsatisfied, but when the Taoist priest said this, many people put down the dishes and chopsticks in their hands and looked at the drunk Taoist priest.

The man said, "Say it quickly!"

The drunken Taoist priest said: "Because the good ones are a mess, because the good bullshit doesn't work, because the good ones are messy." Liu Yanliang and Liang Jiuyin are really like birds, they are both blind birds. ”

Hearing this, the people burst into laughter.

The biao-shaped man was originally angry with this ranking, but after listening to the words of this Taoist priest, he knew that this Taoist priest had applauded before, and it was "anti".

The man smiled smugly at the tall man he had argued with earlier, as well as at the man with the long beard.

"They all have ears, you all hear them. Haha, don't look at this chief getting drunk, this chief is the one who understands. Then he said to the Taoist priest, "Daoist, I have invited you for wine." ”

The drunken Taoist priest waved his hand and said, "No, no, no." I'm just going to tell the truth about things. If you invite me to drink, others will think that I am trying to trick you into drinking. Wouldn't that be a fart if I said that? ”

The long-bearded man put down his chopsticks and said to the drunken Taoist priest with a dissatisfied expression: "I think you are just farting." You laugh at Liu Yanliang's new ranking, you have the ability to rank one, I want to hear it. ”

Unexpectedly, the drunken Taoist priest said: "I want to platoon, it is absolutely fair and just, to the point." ”

Lin Yi and the others waited for the meal.

Lin Yi was thoughtful at the moment.

And his mind was full of Mei Mei dancing gracefully on the half-moon beach in the moonlight.

The beauty is like a fairy descending from the Moon Palace.

What's even happier is that now Su Jin'er has accepted Meimei. And Mei Mei will be able to regain her freedom after three years. It's really clear, and the bitterness is sweet.

No wonder Mei Mei dances happily under the moon......

When the Taishi brothers and sisters and the rest of the Southern Realm masters heard the words of the drunken Taoist, they all turned to look at the down-and-out drunken Taoist priest in the corner.

The people in the restaurant are in the mood again.

As martial arts people, their favorite thing to talk about on weekdays is who is strong and who is weak among the masters in the rivers and lakes today. But since Liang Jiuyin died, there is no reliable ranking. And the people in the rivers and lakes are also randomly arranged according to their own preferences. Not at all informative.

Liu Yanliang's new ranking is too controversial.

So people wanted to know how this Taoist priest was arranged.

They opened their mouths one after another, and asked the drunken Taoist priest to rearrange them.

The drunken Taoist priest ignored the gossiping crowd, he threw a pair of drunken eyes at Lin Yi, and at this moment Lin Yi turned his back to him.

The drunken Taoist priest looked at Lin Yi's back and said, "King Lin, I want to rearrange the masters of the rivers and lakes, are you interested in listening? If you are interested in listening, I will rehearse." If you're not interested, I won't line up. ”

As soon as the drunken Taoist priest's words came out, people turned their eyes to Lin Yi again.

"King Lin, why don't you listen to it. ”

"Yes, King Lin, you beat Lin Tianshu to death with a hundred moves in front of the entire martial arts. You have to be in the top three, maybe this Taoist priest will be more reasonable. ”

Lin Yi's thoughts were also disrupted.

The Taishi brothers and sisters were originally resentful of Liu Yanliang's ranking.

Look at this Taoist priest, although he is down, but he is not like an ordinary person.

The brother and sister also want to hear him rearrange the masters of the rivers and lakes.

Tai Shi Min'er said to Lin Yi: "Hehe, King Lin, you are a little interested." Otherwise, Liu Yanliang's disgusting ranking will make me unable to sleep. ”

Lin Yi smiled, and he turned around.

Lin Yi looked at the Taoist priest and said, "It just so happens that the meal has not yet come up, if the Taoist chief is interested in rearranging, I am willing to listen to it." ”

After getting Lin Yi's attention, the drunken Taoist priest nodded with satisfaction. But he didn't want to sell it yet. He shouted to Xiao Er: "Little Second Brother, hurry up and serve the wine." Without alcohol, my mind is in a mess. The more sober I am. Others see me drunk, and I see others get drunk. This is called, drunk eyes to see the world, no one is a person. Haha......"

The laughter of the drunken Taoist priest echoed in the restaurant.

When Lin Yi heard what he said, he felt that this Taoist priest was not ordinary.

Lin Yi's expression and gaze also became more focused.

People can't wait for Xiao Er to serve wine to the drunken Taoist.

The people at the table next to them brought their wine to the Taoist priest's table.

Let the Taoist priest hurry up and drink the ranking.

The drunken Taoist priest drank two glasses in a row, then stopped the glass and said, "This wine is okay, you can swallow it." Dear friends, let me say it first, when I am ranked, no one is allowed to interject or ask questions. If there are any questions, I'll ask them later. Also, I only rank among the masters in the rivers and lakes today. does not row the hidden masters, nor the fierce generals of the court, let alone the dead. Also, the masters of my platoon, maybe in the future, the martial arts at the bottom of the ranking will improve by leaps and bounds, surpassing the former, that is not known. But that's another story. I'm just in the moment. And I'm only in the top 10. ”

When people saw him say so solemnly, they promised not to interject or ask questions, so that he would stop being verbose and quickly rearrange it.

The drunken Taoist priest began to re-rank, he drank another glass of wine, then raised his hand and wiped the wine stains from the corner of his mouth with his sleeve and said, "First, Xihai Linghu hides his soul. Second, Lin Yi, the king of the south. Third, Su Qinghou of the Southern Courtyard. Fourth, the Silver Demon of Drifting Zero Island. Fifth, Zhu Bajie hopes to return. Sixth, Qin Dingfang. Seventh Soul Breaking Spear Qin Guangmin. Eighth, Tianzhu Blood Monk. Ninth, Monk Miaoxue. Tenth, the ten-mile killing field Zeng Tengyun. ”

As soon as the new ranking of drunken Taoist priests came out, the people in the restaurant suddenly became a voice of discussion.

This time, the ranking of Taoist priests has been recognized by the vast majority of people.

Some even gave a thumbs up to the Taoist priest.

Lin Yi finally got his rightful status, and the Taishi brothers and sisters and the people in the south were all happy now.

Tai Shi Min'er said to the Taoist priest in a coquettish voice: "Dao Chief, you are the right one in this row." The little woman admired. ”

The biao-shaped man laughed "haha" and said: "Dao Chief, you really seem to be drunk but sober more than anyone else." Your ranking, I'll serve. This is the ranking of the rivers and lakes. Liu Yanliang's ranking is a bird, just like Liang Jiuyin, he is a blind bird!"

Then the people in the restaurant all stood up and congratulated Lin Yi, they felt that Lin Yi was second in line, and he deserved his name.

Because Lin Yi is a party and his identity is special, it is inconvenient for him to express his opinions.

He just laughed and didn't say anything.

And he was curious in his heart, what was the origin of this down-and-out drunken Taoist.

At this time, someone asked the drunken Taoist priest.

"Dao Chief, how big is the gap between the top ten?"