Chapter 94: Xie Bi'an and Fan are helpless

The two figures were dressed very strangely.

One black and one white, one fat and one thin.

He wears a high hat like a hotel cook.

The white figure with a smile on his face, tall and thin, with a pale complexion, a long tongue sticking out, and the words "Fortune at first sight" written on the official hat on his head.

The black figure has a fierce face, a wide body and a fat body, a small black face, and the words "The world is peaceful" are written on the official hat.

These two people are holding shackles and handcuffs in one hand and mourning sticks in the other, and their appearance is very distinct.

"Brother Xie, what kind of people in this small village do you say need my brothers to hook the soul in person?"

Black impermanence is fierce, but the voice is unexpectedly magnetic, which makes people can't help but feel intimate.

I'm still very confused about today's mission.

It is rumored in the rivers and lakes that his brothers are busy with official business all day long to hook their souls here and go there to detain their souls, which is actually nonsense.

The work of the underworld is actually quite easy.

Otherwise, the Three Realms and Six Realms are so vast, even if they know how to do the doppelganger technique, they won't be able to hook it!

The soul hookers in the underworld are more to hook some special souls.

Either it is a person with a noble personality.

Either it is a cultivator who has ended his life.

Those ordinary mortals who have reached the end of their longevity will spontaneously drift towards the underworld under the attraction of the six reincarnations.

Only mortals with the most heinous sins would let the ghosts of the underworld go out.

Because such mortals have done too many bad things in their lives, they are very likely to become evil ghosts and be a party to the disaster after death.

"Brother Fan, why bother so much, we just have to do things. Bai Wuchang Xie Bi'an smiled, but his voice was unprecedentedly gloomy, which made people can't help but get goosebumps when they hear it.

"Killed by the sky, I will stab you to death!"

The voice of Yin Yin came into the ears of the two of them.

The next moment, the figures of the black and white impermanence gods changed, and a room appeared in a moment.

The oil lamp is dim.

But the house furnishings are not bad.

Just by looking at it, you know that this is a small rich family.

"I'll stab you, stab you!"

Next to the oil lamp, an old woman held a small figure and pierced it with a needle, and she could faintly see that the little man was a bald monk.

Because the ring scar is embellished on the top.

"This is what we're going to seduce this time?"

Looking at the woman's black impermanence with a fierce face, the hand holding the mourning stick was also ready to move.

"Don't be in a hurry, there's still a moment or three of time to spare. ”

Bai impermanence is to stop it.

"Kid, why are you all gone one by one~"

Then the old woman in front of her suddenly cried as if she remembered something.

"Mother, I died so miserably, why are you so ruthless!"

"Mother~"

.......

In just a moment, three or four figures came out of the old woman's body.

"Huh~"

Xie Bi'an, who was originally smiling, gradually retracted his smile at the moment.

"No wonder we brothers want to hook souls together. ”

Xie Bi'an's smiling face gradually turned into disgust.

"Brother is talking about the natural disasters that the new dynasty has just established?"

Fan Wuxu's face also became a little difficult.

The emperor lost his virtue and killed his brother and killed his brother, drought, snow, and locust plagues, and the three disasters came out together as punishment.

The number of people who died in those years was not too many, and the world was even more full of evil ghosts.

At that time, there were evil spirits like women.

Feed on human flesh and save yourself by eating it.

At that time, there were many situations where multiple ghosts softened together, but it took a lot of effort for these underworld workers.

It's just—

Listen to the woman's gibberish tone.

It seems to be the woman's sons who are all together.

This made Xie Bi'an and Fan Wusu's faces very ugly.

"Hmph, such a, what nonsense should be taken away!"

Fan Wusu stretched out his hand and grabbed the mourning stick and was about to do it.

"Hey, hey~, Lao Fan, this is a once-in-a-millennium ghast, didn't they promise to help people check one thing, so they gave this ghast to the black mountain as a carrier. Xie Bi'an said with a smile.

Fan Wusu was stunned for a moment, and then scolded helplessly.

"This old cow and old horse are really greedy for money, and sooner or later they will get into big trouble in the future. ”

The next moment, the two appeared in the door.

In an instant, the wind gusted, and the old woman who was trying to tie the villain froze, and her pupils instantly constricted.

"Oh oh~"

The red sun rises in the east, and the sound of roosters crows in the gourd village.

Xuanzang frowned.

Why is this rooster crowing so familiar?

It's kind of like the sound of a big flower!

Immediately, Xuanzang shook his head vigorously, how could it be a big flower.

Dahua's grandson was kicked away by himself, and he didn't come back for so long, he must have escaped, how could he still be hanging around the Pure Land Temple.

couldn't help but think of the woman in white he saw last night in Xuanzang's mind.

Beauty!

It's beautiful!

Even Xiao Zhuo and Lan Xin are probably inferior to each other.

It's a pity.

Xuanzang shook his head with some pity.

If it was placed in his previous life, he would definitely come forward to talk, but in this life, Xuanzang raised his head.

When will the poor monk be so awesome that he can overturn that big bald head!

For the first time, Xuanzang had the idea of rushing back to the Pure Land Temple as soon as possible, and then accepting more refusals from the task of traveling to the west with the old monk.

What Xuanzang didn't know was that in the temple here, a young man who looked a little crazy in the groom's costume also had similar thoughts to himself.

......

"Little hook, why do you think people can see this well?"

Xiao Xiao looked at himself in the mirror, and asked in a somewhat resentful voice.

"Miss, you said you wouldn't fall in?"

The little hook looked at the young man, his face trembled suddenly, and then he said a little timidly.

"But he's too good-looking, and those eyes, that temperament. ”

As he spoke, the gaze in his eyes became even hotter.

"But you said you just fancy his flesh and want to eat him. ”

The little hook lowered his head and continued to remind a little helplessly.

The expression of the dead suddenly froze.

"Yes, I really want to eat him, but if I think about it now, it would be a waste to eat him, I could have eaten him in a different way!" said with a twinkle in his eyes.

"And what is the young lady going to do?"

Little Hook asked curiously.

"I could... I can let this little monk break the vows first, and if I break too much, my heart will naturally be insincere, and then I can-" Then as if he had reacted, he suddenly looked at the little hook coldly.

"What, do I need to report back to you on what I do?"

"Don't dare!"

The little hook hurriedly explained.

"But, though, the old woman who touched the porcelain yesterday seems to be dead. The little hook opened.

"To be dead is to be dead, just a mortal. ”

"I just saw that the little monk seemed to be down there. ”

The next moment, the little hook saw that he had stood up at some point.

"Killing people under our noses is obviously not taking me seriously, I want to see who is doing the trick!"

Small hook ......