Chapter 340: Formation [First Update]
Hearing this, the old weasel was also calm, nodded and said, "I do think so." ”
Jiang Li gave a thumbs up and said with a smile: "Really!"
The old weasel laughed, "I'm ashamed, so what do you want?"
Jiang Li said: "Simple, didn't you say that you want to open a five-family alliance?
Jiang Li is idle and bored, and at the same time he is interested in monsters, this time he happened to bump into such a conference, so he naturally wanted to see it. By the way, ask these monsters what kind of world were humans like before. After all, youkai live for a long time, and all of them are living dictionaries, which is much faster than archaeology.
The old weasel was stunned, he thought that Jiang Li would hide a little after hearing about the matter of the five families, and at least find a way to ease the relationship between them.
Unexpectedly, this product would want to throw itself into the net!
He was worried about how to find someone to clean up Jiang Li, but he fell asleep and someone sent a pillow, and the goods crashed into the pit by themselves.
The old weasel laughed, "You want to go?"
Jiang Li nodded and said, "Ah, I want to." ”
The old weasel skin smiled and said, "Okay, I'll take you there." ”
Jiang Li said: "That's right, crows, Doudou, untie them! Let's go to the conference!"
"No, we'll do it ourselves. After the old weasel finished speaking, he kicked his leg, and the wire broke instantly, and with a wave of his hand, a gust of wind blew, and all the wires on the weasel's feet were broken.
A pack of weasels landed in the air, flipped a few heels and landed on the ground.
Then they looked at the hair all over the ground one by one, sad.
Jiang Li also noticed these hairs at this time, and slapped his face and said, "Crow, collect all the hairs." ”
The crow's eyes lit up and said, "Boss, so much hair, go back and knit me a sweater?"
Doudou followed: "I want it too, I want it too." ”
Jiang Li glanced at them and said, "Is it a bit of a good thing? What kind of sweater and pants? The brush made of weasel hair is a high-end product." These have become fine hairs, it must be better, let's make two pens when we go back, and pretend to be literati. ”
The three guys were chatting hotly, oblivious to the mood of the bare-ass weasel around them.
The guys gritted their teeth and looked at the three bastards in front of them......
Ding Ding Ding!
+100 Grievance
+500 Resentment
+1000 Grievance
+5000 Grievance
......
For a while, the next room was full of resentment!
The next moment, on the hillside, a group of hairless, bare-bottomed weasels with three humans, a hairless penguin and an eyebrow crow ran quickly.
For a time, the joy on the mountain was also infinite.
"Lead the way, can't you take a better road?
"Okay......"
......
Jiang Li looked at this group of lively and cheerful guys, and he couldn't laugh or cry. He could see that although weasels were monsters and could speak human language, their temperament was completely different from that of humans.
They don't have so many complicated minds, they scold when they want to, cry when they want to cry, they don't shy away from anything at all, and they don't have as many constraints as human beings.
Looking at the hearts of this group of guys, just like their current image, Jiang Li sighed sincerely: "I don't know how it tastes if I sprinkle some chili pepper and cumin......
For a while, the tails of the white-striped weasels on the mountain trembled, and the ones that ran were called fast.
When Li Chengjun sent Pan Yan and others down the mountain, and when he came back, he found that Jiang Li was no longer there.
At the same time, there were other weasels who were not there, as well as a note left by Jiang Li: "I'm going to solve the problem of weasels, boss don't need to worry, bye." ”
After Li Chengjun read it, he blew his beard and glared at him: "How can I not worry? You want to solve the weasel, but you have returned the list on the Internet to me." If something happens, don't you have to look for me? ”
Li Chengjun grabbed his hair, then took three dogs, a shotgun, and a dagger that shimmered with pale silver brilliance, and followed him up the mountain.
The smell of the weasel is very strong, and now that they have gathered together, the smell they leave behind is equivalent to following the back of their butts for the three dogs, and there is no possibility of losing them.
So, Li Chengjun also hit the road.
When Li Chengjun walked away, a figure appeared under the mountain, and it was Pan Yan!
It's just that Pan Yan is followed by a man, this person is very burly, standing behind Pan Yan like a mountain.
The man hugged Pan Yan's thin waist and said expressionlessly, "The monster you are talking about, right there?"
Pan Yan nodded and said, "Yes, just ...... Right there......"
The man nodded and said, "Very good, if there really are youkai there, I will fulfill my promise to you." You will be one of us, with the power you have always dreamed of. ”
As he spoke, the man let go of the hand that was holding Pan Yan's waist and strode forward.
Pan Yan said: "You said that you have no ill will towards them. ”
The man turned his head and glanced at Pan Yan contemptuously: "Of course there is no malice, I am full of kindness to them!"
Then the man kicked open the door to the lower house, and the result was ......
The man looked at the empty lower room, and did not get angry, but after touching a few hairs on the ground, a string of data flashed in his eyes, and then nodded: "It is indeed the hair of a weasel, and any few DNA sticks are different, and they are hair from different weasels." It seems that there was indeed a large number of weasel gatherings here. ”
After speaking, the man turned around and pushed the door open, casually ripped off a hair and threw it on the ground, the hair grew when it saw the wind, the cells quickly divided, combined, and finally a living hound, one meter five high, with black and shiny hair, and nails like steel knives, fell to the ground.
"Chase. The man said.
The hound nodded, sniffed it, and chased it up the hill.
When Pan Yan saw this scene, his eyes were full of disbelief, and he subconsciously muttered, "Monkey King?"
The man glanced at Pan Yan and said with a smile, "You don't know me?"
Pan Yan looked at the man, then shook his head, indicating that he didn't know him.
The man nodded and said, "That's right, not many people saw my true face at the beginning." ”
After speaking, the man carried Pan Yan on his shoulder, and then strode towards the mountain.
Pan Yan asked, "I...... What shall I call you?"
The man said, "Call me Lord Qing!"
......
In the evening, Jiang Li followed the group of weasels over the mountains and mountains, and finally came to the edge of a valley in the middle of the mountains.
Jiang Li frowned and said, "Didn't you say that there would be a meeting in the evening? It's already night, I'm afraid I'm going to be late, right?"
The old weasel shook his head and said, "My lord, it's already here." ”
Jiang Li frowned: "Where are you?"
The old weasel laughed and said, "It's in the pit." ”
While speaking, the old weasel swished into the soil, and at the same time, other weasels followed into the soil, Jiang Li took a closer look, good guy, there are countless holes under these snow!
These weasels are running here to get rid of him.
Hei Lian said: "According to my years of experience, they are definitely not as simple as trying to run, there should be other mechanisms here, mechanisms that can kill you...... Well, at least they think they can kill your trap. ”
"Fight!" With a shout, Jiang Li saw a few sounds whirring around, and then eight yellow flags broke through the snow and were erected, and in eight directions, eight large flags made of animal fur were erected there, gloomy and gloomy......
Then, Jiang Li found that the surrounding environment had changed.
Originally, the scene of pine trees and birch trees towering to the sky and snow-white sky has become a black space for a hundred years, and there is no scene to be seen at all.
Jiang Li grinned and said, "Hey...... Lao Tzu didn't kill you, but you calculated me. ”
The voice of the old weasel came from nothingness: "Leave the fire, don't you? Don't worry, although we hold grudges, we can also distinguish between good and bad." You have no ill will towards us, and we have no ill will towards you, and we will not kill you. However, the Five Great Alliances have not allowed outsiders to participate since ancient times, and today's alliances are especially important, so they can't take you out.
This formation is the Yin God Array left by the ancestors, so you'd better not move around.
Otherwise, the kill is triggered, don't blame us for not reminding you!
After we finish the meeting, meet with the ancestor, and then discuss how to deal with you. ”
After speaking, the old weasel's voice became quieter, and he could vaguely hear someone asking him: "Old ancestor, can this be done?"
The old weasel said proudly: "This is what we have ever done...... Passed down from the ancestors, let alone sleepy people, it's no problem to be sleepy. Just rest assured!"
"And what should he do if he messes around?"
"I don't want to kill him, but if he doesn't listen, he'll have to bear the consequences. Let's go, everyone is still waiting for us on the other side of the mountain, today we are landlords, can we ...... Ay...... Go find a couple of hairy ones and find me a sweater or something. Remember, when you see people, you say, this is the new fashion of our old Huang family, learn from human beings, shave hair, and wear clothes. Do you understand?"
"Got it!"
After saying that, the old weasel's voice became farther and farther away, apparently leaving with a group of baby weasels.
Jiang Li smiled when he heard this: "This old guy has a way." ”
After speaking, Jiang Li slowly raised his fist and said, "Although I don't understand the formation, I know that no matter what the formation is, there should be a limit to the strength I can bear." I don't know if this formation can resist my punch......"
Just as Jiang Li was about to make a move, a sound of footsteps sounded.
Jiang Li was stunned for a moment, frowned, and said, "There are still people?"
"The footprints of the boy from the fire disappeared in front of him...... Where's this kid?"
Jiang Li raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Li Chengjun, Old Man Li?"
"Where are you, I can't see you?" Li Chengjun shouted, and Jiang got closer and closer to hearing the footsteps.
Jiang Li hurriedly said: "Don't come here, there is a ...... here Belch...... Hey!"
Before Jiang Li finished speaking, he saw Li Chengjun appear in the formation, and immediately smiled bitterly and said hello.
Then the three dogs also came in, but as soon as they came in, the three dogs sensed the danger, their tails were about to be stuffed into their buttocks, and they followed Li Chengjun tremblingly.