Chapter 43: The East Window Incident
About an hour or so, just halfway through the ritual in the Spirit Washing Pool, a disciple on the first floor of the Spirit Stage suddenly stood up, holding his stomach, his lower abdomen was in unbearable pain, his face was flushed, and he jumped out of the Spirit Washing Pool naked, and just jumped out of the lower body and couldn't help but let out a fart, and then the picture changed instantly.
I saw a thousand miles of water, and pulled out all the food I had eaten in the morning. And since this disciple jumped out, the rest of the disciples also jumped out of the Spirit Washing Pool.
All of them have unbearable pain in the lower abdomen, and they are diarrheal. The important place of the battle hall, regarded as a sacred spiritual pool, instantly became a public toilet. The white fairy mist shrouded in the spirit pool, at this moment, the red, yellow, and green colors were floating all over the filth discharged by the disciples.
Some of the disciples picked up the clothes next to them, put them on briefly, and then ran out of the spiritual washing pool with their stomachs covered and went straight to their residences. What's more, I couldn't find my own clothes, so I took out a piece of clothing, no matter where I wore it.
Covered with his lower body covered and ran out with his bare ass, and a disgusting smell filled the air.
Lei Bulang scolded: "Damn!" He has been in the Spirit Washing Pool for more than ten years, and it is the first time he has encountered this kind of thing, if he is blamed from above, he will definitely be punished heavily.
He took a bath dragon treasure fruit from the jade spirit box at the moment, and when he looked closely, he found that it seemed to be a little abnormal, but he was only in the spirit period, where could he see the doorway, guessing that Zhu Haiquan likes to be funny on weekdays, but he didn't see him today, patted his head, and greeted the eighteen generations of Zhu Haiquan's ancestors in his heart.
He hurriedly arranged for manpower to clean up the filth of the spiritual pool. There were some disciples with a slightly similar physique who directly collapsed and fell into the spiritual washing pool, and they were also salvaged and settled.
Lei Bulang directly took the remaining dragon treasure fruit, rushed out of the spirit washing pool and went straight to the residence where the master was, so that the master could find out.
As soon as I walked to the door, I saw that many female disciples in another spiritual bathing pool were also running in rags, and now everywhere I looked, there were people running, completely messed up.
I can't say that I have suffering, and I want to die, so I greeted Haiquan and the whole family again.
Zhu Haiquan is now resting under a mountain cliff, watching the mountains overlap and undulating, planning his future life. He wants to open a gambling house and spend the rest of his life in peace with his cultivation method, and he will definitely be able to live a very wonderful life.
He remembered the hands and feet he had done on the dragon treasure fruit again, and laughed out loud. He knew that the sect was already in chaos at this moment, and it was just convenient for him to escape, so as not to be caught by the Law Enforcement Hall.
Suddenly he sneezed, and secretly scolded the fool in his heart for scolding me. After resting and preparing to continue the journey, I wish Haiquan to hide farther away, and the farther away from the forces of the Battle Hall, the better.
The reason for this incident was that Zhu Haiquan knew that there was going to be a ceremony to accept apprentices, so he went to the nearby Xiuzhenfang City a few months ago and bought a medicine. This medicine is called "Immortal Squat", which is a colorless and odorless laxative, which is refined from some common spiritual herbs in the cultivation realm.
Because of the pharmacological conflict, the "immortal squat" produced with the cooperation is just like the croton powder in the secular world. Although the toxicity is almost negligible, it will cause low-level cultivators to have a violent outpouring for several days in a row.
The name "Immortal Squatting" is also more in line with the situation, it is really not okay not to squat, Zhu Haiquan has been planning for a long time, just to steal a large number of spirit stones from the Spirit Washing Pool, and when he escapes, let the disciples who take the Bath Dragon Treasure Fruit cause chaos, so that he can slip away smoothly.
After this incident happened in the Battle Hall, the heads of the pavilions were all alarmed, and Miao Sang Zhenren, as the host of this apprenticeship ceremony, was even more annoyed. Now, except for the head of the sect, all the first people who can come have gathered in Lingyun Pavilion, which is the gate of the pavilion where Lei Bulang is located, and the residence of the master Yunxuan Sanren.
Miao Sang Zhenren pinched a Bath Dragon Treasure Fruit, glanced at Lei Bulang coldly and said: "Waste! This little matter can't be handled well, what's the use of leaving you! It's the first time since the establishment of the Battle Hall that I have seen such a disgusting thing, and the outer disciple named Zhu Haiquan you mentioned really can't find it?"
Lei Blang was in a cold sweat, the clothes on his back were soaked with cold sweat, he knelt in front of a group of old monsters, and pleaded with tears in his eyes: "The disciple is at fault, the disciple is at fault, please be merciful!" Zhu Haiquan stole many spirit stones from the warehouse of the Spirit Washing Pool, and thought that he had planned it in advance, so he took advantage of the chaos to escape. The disciple really didn't expect that this person would be so vicious!"
The first Yunxuan of Lingyun Pavilion sighed and said lightly: "You must have also felt it, the dragon treasure fruit is stained with immortal squatting. This elixir is not poisonous, but the person in it will definitely be bleeding wildly. I have just arranged for the medicine hall to distribute some antidote pills, and I think that in one night, these new disciples will all be cured. ”
After Yun Xuan Sanren finished speaking, he stopped talking. You Qianran glanced at Miao Sang Zhenren coldly and said, "If there is nothing else, I will go back first and arrange for the law enforcement team to track down that disciple." As for Lei Blang, let everyone decide, the deity has to go back and teach my descendant disciple Qing Chu!"
This was said by You Qianran deliberately angry with Miao Sang Zhenren, Miao Sang Zhenren clenched his fists, and secretly scolded the old witch in his heart, his wishful thinking was all destroyed by You Qianran.
He was also angry that his grandson Xu Ning'er was wasteful, he couldn't even handle a woman, and he didn't answer at the moment, and You Qianran walked out of Lingyun Pavilion after speaking.
The rest of the people discussed, and after arranging for the Law Enforcement Hall to escort Lei Bulang away, and then arranging for three disciples of the Law Enforcement Hall to go after Zhu Haiquan who had escaped, the heads of each pavilion also dispersed.
At this moment, Zhu Haiquan didn't know that he was about to come to a catastrophe, and was ready to set off and continue all the way south. It was not the law enforcement team that was waiting for him, but the Tang drunk behind him.
After the rain stopped, the cloudy sky began to clear. Tang drunk saw that the rain stopped, secretly operated the fire spiritual power in his body, and after the water vapor on his clothes was slowly evaporated and dried, he continued on the road, also all the way to the south, not far from Zhu Haiquan.
The air after the rain is fresh and natural, and in the jungle above the wasteland, a group of thrushes slowly fly out, and after Tang drunk walked on a high slope, he already saw a person in the distance walking like himself.
You can feel that this person's legs are using spiritual power, and he is running very fast.
I saw Zhu Haiquan dressed in a gray shirt, with a golden crown in his hair, he was already in his forties, and he was a little old-fashioned with two goatees at the corners of his mouth, scolding himself while walking.
This depiction of the eyebrow birds flew by, Zhu Haiquan turned around when he heard the sound, and also saw the Tang drunk who was rushing.
He glanced at Tang Zui, especially felt that his legs were using spiritual power, and scolded: "Grass, do you want to carry it like this." The law enforcement team is here so soon!"
The two goatees at the corners of his mouth were blown up angrily, and he said tentatively to Tang Zui: "Fellow Daoist, where did you come from and where are you going." ”
Tang drunk looked at the person in front of him, but he didn't tell the truth. Just said: "The kid is wandering with nowhere to go, just in a hurry." ”
Zhu Haiquan breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that he was not from the law enforcement team of the Battle Hall. Said with an evil smile: "I thought that Daoyou was from which sect, forget it, let's go, when Lao Tzu is in a good mood, I will give you a word - get out!"