Date of interview: Unknown

Location: Unknown

Interviewee: Gao Hai

Chinese name: Gao Hai

English name: gaohay

Wolves Gang Ranking: Sixth

Occupation:

student

Handyman

Gao Hai: "Ouch, ouch, light, light, it hurts me."

Me: "What's wrong with your face, it's swollen like this, it's been cooked."

Gao Hai: "It's not Nangong's stinky mother-in-law's fan...... Ouch ouch ......"

Me: "No, she's not going to be so ruthless, you're not going to do anything to her."

Gao Hai: "Oh, she asked me how her new sunglasses were, and I said they were no different from her bra, just as flat, and she hit me."

Me: "Uh...... I don't think she's hitting hard enough."

Gao Hai: "What are you talking about?"

Me: "Oh, nothing, I said she was really heavy, haha, yes, you are strong, how can you be beaten so badly by her, you are not a self-proclaimed peerless martial arts genius in a hundred years, since the Xinhai Revolution, no one has been able to challenge your status in the rivers and lakes."

Gao Hai: "That mother-in-law said that since Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, she has disdained to deal with people in the rivers and lakes.

Me: "...... That's right, seriously, with the strength of your body, it won't swell like this."

Gao Hai: "In the past few days, my yin and yang are out of tune, my internal strength is ups and downs, and my posture is slightly poor."

Me: "Speak human words."

Gao Hai: "Excessive masturbation, the kidneys are not good."

Me: "...... Ahem, self-inflicted, can't live, but what do you often say about internal force, internal force, is there really an internal force in this world, according to the explanation of modern medicine, Chinese medicine has almost been overthrown, what martial arts in the human body, acupuncture points, tendons, and veins, yin and yang, the five elements, what internal strength, internal force, should be confirmed to be non-existent, why do you still say that there is internal force?

Gao Hai: "You don't understand this, right?Azhen.Although the system of modern medicine is indeed quite complete.But it doesn't completely mean that Chinese medicine and martial arts are wrong.In fact.In this world.There are really such martial arts masters.But.In the vast majority of people.Modern medicine is not wrong.Only a very small number of people have the ability to fly like the eaves and walls.Especially in modern times.With vector mechanics, The spread and development of the theory of relativity and quantum mechanics in China.

Me: "Martial arts has a half-dime relationship with quantum mechanics and the theory of relativity."

Gao Hai: " Of course, it has a relationship. Let's put it this way. Those so-called kung fu masters in history, such as Bruce Lee, Huo Yuanjia, Du Xinwu and the like, they all rely on the striking force of muscles and bones to fight. These can only be regarded as external forces, and they do not involve internal forcesIt is a kind of particle that can move. This kind of Qi usually gathers in the dantian of people.And then because people can make the cold and heat of Qi uneven through the way of exercise, resulting in a force difference, so that Qi begins to move along a certain channel inside the human body.This energy channel is called 'tendon vein'. The movement of Qi particles produces pressure that makes people's hands, palms, legs, The foot and other parts have enough power, and this kind of Qi runs along the tendons and veins in the human body, and you can imagine the movement of electric current in the circuit, and the dantian of the human body is equivalent to a power supply with voltage."

Me: "I'll go, this can be ruined, but what kind of Qi are you talking about?"

Gao Hai: "I don't know this, Wang Chongyang, Huang Shang, Zhang Sanfeng and others also built models for Qi. The 'infinitesimal' is a unit of length in Buddhism. That is, it is equivalent to the size of an atom. After Wang Chongyang established the martial arts of martial arts, martial arts flourished, and new masters continued to come out before and after. Martial arts developed to a very complete height. This system of martial arts covers almost all martial arts phenomena, and can even use quantitative formulas to calculate each person's one move and one formula. Even at that time, Zhang Sanfeng swore that from now on, there will be no martial arts in the world, that is, any martial arts in the world can be explained in a formulaic wayZhang Sanfeng developed martial arts to a peak, and people at that time thought that the end of martial arts had come."

Me: "Later."

Gao Hai: "The martial arts system created by Wang Chongyang and Zhang Sanfeng has lasted for a long time, so to speak, it has been close to perfection, but later, some martial arts that violate the martial arts of athleticism have appeared one after another. Dongfang, who learned to kill people with embroidery needles, was undefeated, and he could actually use a needle to attract a rain of arrows flying in the air, so that the rain of arrows would deviate from the direction. Realizing that Wang Chongyang's kinematic martial arts is only suitable for low-speed states, and when the speed is high to a certain extent, the mass of the object increases, and the resulting gravitational force is huge enough to attract nearby objects.

Me: "In that case, Linghu Chong is the equivalent of Einstein."

Gao Hai: "What's more, then there is the quantum martial arts that completely subverts the martial arts of athletic power, the relativistic martial arts has impacted the martial arts of athletic power, and almost beat Wang Chongyang's theory into a ball of mud.

Me: "How?"

Gao Hai: " According to Wang Chongyang's kinematics system, the larger the diameter of the meridians of the human body, the more Qi particles pass through at one time, the greater the power of the internal force, and the more lethal it can produce to people.”

According to Wang Chongyang's martial arts, Qi cannot penetrate objects. Obstructions such as walls.It is impossible for Qi to kill and injure characters hiding in the rear.But the gloomy xiao mixed palm violates this theorem.Even if a person hides behind a shield and other obstructions.The gloomy xiao mixed palm also makes the people hiding behind the breath and blood fall and suffer.Finally、It is Ling Bo Weibu.Ling Bo Weibu is even more outrageous.It directly breaks the locality of athletic martial arts.According to the theories of Wang Chongyang and Zhang Sanfeng.As long as you know how much a person's internal force is, how much his strength is, what is his reaction speed, and so on, you can know all the next roads.But Ling Bo Weibu does not conform to this theoryBecause the number of paths of Limbo Microstep is unpredictable, every time you calculate the number of paths that Limbo Microstep caster will take, the moment you attack him, his position will change randomly, and you will never be able to attack him."

Me: "The principle of quantum uncertainty, but isn't that microscopic?"

Gao Hai: "This involves another theory, that is, symmetry theory, and the reason why the quantum uncertainty principle is only manifested in the microscopic and not in the macroscopic is because each quantum has its own uncertainty, and their uncertainties cancel each other out, and finally manifest itself as a phenomenon after neutralization, and that phenomenon is some phenomenon at the macroscopic level, such as gravity and the like."

Me: "I don't understand."

Gao Hai: "Let's give you an example, if a dog sees a bun on the street, what will it do?"

Me: "I must have run straight to that bun.

Gao Hai: "Of course there is, for example, the dog goes to the city center for a walk and then comes back to eat the bun...... And so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on,

Me: "You're right...... I seem to see what you mean. You mean, every quantum uncertainty is like the dog's choice, and the dog will choose to go straight ahead."

Gao Hai: " Yes, although the dog has the possibility of going around to the left and coming back to eat the buns.There is also the possibility of going around to the right and coming back to eat the buns.But these possibilities can cancel each other out.In the end, after all kinds of possibilities are canceled, it will be manifested as a straight line running to the bun.Of course.The dog is not necessarily a very strict straight line.It may be that it is crooked and swaying when running.There is a small amount of shaking between the left and right.It is not an absolute straight line.The same is true of quantum.After the possibilities between various quanta are canceled, what is manifested is a relatively certain macroscopic phenomenon.This is the principle of symmetryAll the possibilities cancel each other out and become a more certain value.Of course, the closer you are to the middle straight line, the more you can tolerate small changes, and the greater the tolerance for small changes.This is like a high mountain.The macroscopic phenomenon that manifests itself in the end is often relatively close to the peak.But it is not necessarily the peak.It may be a little bit worse.Ling Bo Weibu is also the principle.When his caster is attacked by an external force.The caster's trajectory will deviate a little bit.For example, if you punch Duan Yu in the chest.Under normal circumstances, he will definitely retreatBut if all the Qi in his body has come to an agreement, and the whole is in a state of uncertainty, then, it is possible that Duan Yu has not retreated, but retreated to the left, which is completely contrary to your common sense."

Me: "I'm still quite confused, but I can barely figure it out, but if you follow the uncertainty principle, then it is possible for Duan Yu to fly into outer space after being beaten, or even fall into the center of the earth."

Gao Hai: "Of course, but the farther you fly, the less likely it is. For example, according to the uncertainty principle, even if you sit here and don't move, it is possible that all the atoms in your body will suddenly be emitted into space, but this probability is too low and too low, and it may not happen until the day the universe ends."

Me: "Much clearer."

Gao Hai: " The principle of the six-vein divine sword was finally studied by later generations, overturning the original Wang Chongyang's theory of the kinetic force of qi is particle, putting forward the theory that qi is a wave, and also proposing Huygens's theorem. explaining that the six-vein divine sword released is a kind of wave, but every point on this wave can be regarded as a new wave source, so the six-vein divine sword can continue to move forward. Moreover, the strength of the wave has nothing to do with the number of waves, it is only related to the frequency of the wave, the higher the frequency, the greater the intensity, Duan Yu's meridians are not strong, and there are not many Qi in the bodySo this also explains why the gloomy Xiao mixed palm can bypass the shield and cause damage to the people behind the shield.Ling Hu Chong created the relativistic martial arts based on the undefeated embroidery needle in the East.And Duan Yu's descendants created the quantum martial arts.Until today.Quantum martial arts and relativistic martial arts have become the two mountains of martial arts.But the biggest problem now is that these two mountains are incompatible.The current martial artists have been trying to find ways to integrate these two sets of martial arts into one.Establish a set that can perfectly encompass all the martial artsIf that set of martial arts appears, then martial arts will really come to an end, and what those who practice martial arts can do in the future is nothing more than to practice more skillfully, constantly improve their proficiency, and build their muscles and reaction speed."

Me: "The ultimate theory has a ....... of falling?"

Gao Hai: "There is no definite number yet, but according to the rumors and legends of people on the rivers and lakes, the martial arts cheats that can unify quantum martial arts and relativistic martial arts have appeared, and that set of cheats is in one person."

Me: "I guess you don't need to talk about the next thing.Miyoko.right..the owner of that set of ultimate martial arts cheats."

Gao Hai: "Hey, hey, smart, it's her."

Me: "So what are you going to do?

Gao Hai: "Of course, you can't ask her directly, if that woman is really hidden, and she has learned the highest level of ultimate martial arts, it will be terrifying."

Me: "How horrible."

Gao Hai: "Think about it, according to the theory of relativity, if the speed of any object is close to the speed of light, the mass will be close to infinity, if that woman really knows the ultimate martial arts, and then we are, and then she grabs a small pebble and smashes it into the sun at a speed close to light. Guess what."

Me: "...... This is equivalent to a small black hole of high quality hitting the sun. It will ......."

Gao Hai: "Directly cause all the hydrogen inside the sun to collapse, squeeze the inner core, squeeze the hydrogen atoms of the entire sun in an instant, and then squeeze the whole solar atom into a degenerate neutron star that exists only by strong interaction forces. and then collapse for a short time as the pebble moves away. The gravitational effect caused by the huge gravitational mass of the pebble also disappears. After that, the sun will explode instantly due to the pressure of the helium inside, and the entire solar system will be destroyed."

Me: "I feel that my heart is no longer my own.I'm afraid that Nangong Xian'er is not the most difficult woman to deal with for you.

Gao Hai: "Needless to say, it's because of this woman that I'm scared, I don't have a good night's sleep."

Me: "Forget it, it's already like this, there's no point in saying anything else, but then again, you martial arts practitioners, you have figured out the essence of Qi."

Gao Hai: "It's hard to say.The current experiment seems to be just a kind of elementary particle.It is not much different from ordinary elementary particles.It's just that the way it runs is more special.It relies on people who practice internal skills to heat up Qi through the exercise of the human body.In the dantian, it is divided into two different areas of cold and hot.The gas in the cold area is called yin.The hot area is called yang.And then a huge pressure is formed through the thermal circulation.The force generated by this pressure is transmitted to all parts of the body along the meridians.It can act on the bones and muscles to burst out a very powerful force."

Me: "How is this possible? Isn't this the same as Maxwell's demon in physics? It's almost a perpetual motion machine. It violates the second law of thermodynamics. And how can you isolate the heat from the heat?"

Gao Hai: " First, it does not violate the second law of thermodynamics, because distinguishing between cold and hot qi needs to be recognized by the human brain. There is information sensing in this process. We only need to exert a little force on the Qi particles, and the Qi particles will automatically converge in one place by inertia. Although this principle is very similar to a perpetual motion machine, it is not a real perpetual motion machine. You can understand that it is a kind of perpetual motion machine with very small loss, very small, and only needs chemical energy to propel a perpetual motion machine. Second, the method of isolating the reqi and the cold qi is not for everyoneOur Gao family is the family that has inherited this bloodline."

Me: "Why is it linked to the bloodline again?"

Gao Hai: " I don't know.This is a talent.Some people are born with the ability to distinguish between hot and cold qi.It seems to be a special nanodevice in our genes that isolates heat.They can surround the human dantian.Release electromagnetic force to bind particles.Form a thermal isolation layer.This genetic inherited ability.It is said that in ancient times, all people who knew internal strength were an ancestor.That ancestor accidentally fell into a valley and ended up in a cave.Then he met the machine of an alien civilization inside.Then he learned a genetic technology that can be inherited.I guess that that technology is now the reason why some people can rely on the ability to release the thermal isolation layer by luck.”

"Of course, there is also a speculation that our Gao family and some other families who know how to work internally have alien genes on their ancestors, and that alien civilization has released a large number of nano-scale micro-devices in a certain corner of our earth, and this nano-device is like a virus, and they can use the silicon and metal in the soil to reproduce themselves, and then find humans who match the genes of their owners and parasitize each other's dantian."

Me: "I'm still an alien."

Gao Hai: "One day in the cave, you always know the sentence that it has been a thousand years in the world, this sentence describes that our ancestors encountered the alien civilization technology in the cave.

Me: "Yes."

Gao Hai: "But the record is not detailed, and it's hard to say whether there is such a thing."

Me: "Anyway, I kind of get it, and you and Blue Moon, and they always beat them, and everyone is normal."

Gao Hai: "What are normal people, from our point of view, we are normal people."

Me: "...... Forget it, let's not talk about such mysterious questions, let's talk about your relationship with Nangong Xian'er, what the hell is going on with her, she is always against you."

Gao Hai: " Hey.That's a long story.To put it simply.It's all the old man of my family.Twenty years ago.My grandfather who practiced martial arts maniacs was looking for the head of the Nangong family.That is, now Nangong Xian'er's grandfather Nangong Mao competed in martial arts on Huashan.Both of them are martial arts maniacs.Each of them thinks that their martial arts are shocking and crying ghosts.Ancient and modern are unparalleled.Both of them have also studied quantum martial arts.As a result, two old men with a stubborn temper but a good relationship made a bet before the competition.Said that if Nangong loses, he will marry his granddaughter Nangong Xian'er to me.It is okay to be a concubine.If my grandfather loses.I will go to Nangong's house as a handyman since I was a child.As an assistant to the housekeeper. When Nangong's dead girl ......"

Me: "And then, your grandfather lost."

Gao Hai: "Isn't this obvious, otherwise I would be used as a mobile suitcase by that girl from Nangong Xian'er all day long."

Me: "Mourn for you for three minutes, but, in general, I think Nangong Xian'er should still be good to you, and the relationship between the two of you must be okay.

Gao Hai: "Don't. You say that because you don't know that woman is arrogant and tricky, and it's good to deal with her.

Me: "But you've been together since you were kids.At least you've been together for more than ten years.You've been able to get along for so long.You've always gotten along.At least you're childhood sweethearts."

Gao Hai: "Yes, playmates, I play toys, she plays players, we are indeed good playmates."

Me: "...... Okay, then, at this moment, how do you want to describe Nangong Xian'er?"

Gao Hai: "Demons, absolute femme fatales, little demons, poisonous dart frogs, kraits, and black widow spiders are all avoided.

Me: "Actually, I want to tell you something."

Gao Hai: "What's the matter?"

Me: "You're talking about the devil, she's standing behind you."

Gao Hai: "..."

"Mama Rong...... Oh no, Mama Gui...... Oh no, it's still a pearl and a god, it's a life, it's a name, it's a name, it's a lot of money, it's a lot of money......, it's a lot of money, it's a lot

(A pig-like scream that lasts for dozens of minutes is omitted below)

Due to the appearance of Gao Hai's natural enemies, this meeting with Gao Hai was forced to be suspended, and at the same time, I also remind you that before you say bad things about others behind your back, you must first investigate whether the person you are talking about is standing behind you.