What are rivers and lakes?

It is to get the martial arts cheats and become the leader of the martial arts alliance

Or a chivalrous and happy life

The crimson maple leaves are falling, the Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, and on the way to Tianyuan Town, there are three strange people. One of them was fat, full of beards, and holding a pair of brass hammers in his hands, and this man had thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a pair of large earlobes. The other was tall and thin, with a pointed nose, dressed in gray, and holding an iron Zen knife. The last one was short in stature and had a thief's eyebrows, but he was carrying a big burden.

These three people called themselves the Three Heroes of Meishan on the rivers and lakes, because they heard that the flower thief recently appeared in Tianyuan Town, and ruined the mayor's yellow flower girl, so that he committed suicide in shame and anger, and spread in the rivers and lakes. When the three of them heard about this, they immediately became arrogant and indignant. So he went down to Meishan and rushed all the way to Tianyuan Town, vowing to capture the flower thief and let out a bad breath for Tianyuan Town.

The fat weirdo spoke first, "Our Meishan Three Heroes went out of the mountain this time, which can be regarded as giving enough face to the flower thief." ”

The thin monster snorted: "Hmph, if he dies in the hands of our Meishan Three Heroes, it will not be in vain." ”

The dwarf monster responded: "That's right, the name of our Meishan Three Heroes will definitely spread in the rivers and lakes this time." Teach those junior dolls to learn a long way!"

The three of them boasted all the way, saying that their Meishan Three Heroes were like the sky, and finally their arrogance rose, and the three of them fluttered, it seemed that the flower thief had died at the hands of the three of them, and the mayor of Tianyuan Town was grateful with two boxes of silver to thank him.

It was nearly noon, and the three of them were already talking about dry mouths, and there were bursts of hunger in their stomachs. The fat weirdo said, "I'm in a hurry, but I'm hungry." ”

The thin strange man said: "Our Meishan three heroes have been rushing for days, and now they are hungry, and they are also in charge. ”

The dwarf strange man replied: "Exactly, thinking of the name of our Meishan Three Heroes, I went to his small Tianyuan Town when the time came, and the big family with beautiful daughters did not compete to invite us to go." ”

The other two blamed the response: "Extremely, extremely." ”

The thin strange man suddenly said: "Isn't it hungry, why do I look at a fat man on the tree?"

The dwarf monster smiled: "This Tianyuan Town has not yet arrived, you talk and laugh first, how can the fat man be in the tree, he can't go up at all." ”

The fat monster said angrily: "Who said that fat people can't go up trees, there are many fat people who can go up trees." ”

The thin and short monsters laughed, "Can you go up to that big tree?"

The fat weirdo was speechless and said angrily: "I can't go up, naturally someone can go up." After speaking, he looked at a big tree in front of him and said loudly, "There is a fat man on the tree now." ”

The skinny weirdo said, "It seems that I am not dazzled, but there is a fat man in the tree." ”

The three monsters came to the bottom of the tree and looked at the fat man on the tree, and the dwarf monster said: "Look at the fat man seems to have been injured and landed on this tree." ”

The fat strange man said: "The person who can slap the fat man to the tree in the rivers and lakes must be not low. ”

"How do you know that this fat man was slapped into a tree?"

The dwarf said, "Then how do you say he got there?" ”

The thin man said, "In my opinion, this fat man must have been slapped ninety-nine eighty-one times by others before he was hit on a tree. ”

The fat and short monsters nodded and said, "Yes." ”

"Why do our Meishan Three Heroes have to beat him eight hundred and sixty-four palms to beat him to the tree, how can the person who does it be stronger than our Meishan Three Heroes?"

The three monsters had another tirade under the tree, and finally the dwarf monster stepped on the fat monster's shoulder, climbed the fork of the tree, and climbed up. The two monsters looked at the tree with concern below, and the dwarf monster climbed up to the fat man on the tree, and saw that his face was pale, and the blood on his mouth and nose had dried up. Seeing this, the dwarf monster shouted to the thin and fat monster under the tree, "You two be careful to catch it, this fat man is not lightly injured." ”

The fat and thin two monsters smiled: "You pushed him down, and our Meishan Sanxia naturally has this ability." ”

The dwarf monster pushed down with his palm and pushed the fat man on the tree down, only to hear the 'oops' twice, and the fat and thin monsters under the tree were smashed to the ground by the fat man. The dwarf monster held the body of the tree with both hands, slid down, and said strangely: "Why are you two down, get up quickly, Hugh is going to insult the name of our Meishan Three Heroes." ”

When the two monsters heard this, they seemed to have countless energies for a while, pushed away the fat man on their bodies, and stood up. "This man is not lightly injured, so go to the town first and find a doctor to treat him. ”

The fat and thin two monsters held the fat man on the left and right, and walked towards Tianyuan Town.

The autumn breeze is freehand, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and there is a lively scene in Tianyuan Town. After the three monsters entered the town, they were attracted by the scene in the town. On the bank of the Autumn Lake River, a flower boat was full of dusty women with heavy makeup, smiling at the three monsters on the shore.

The dwarf monster laughed: "I'm right, as soon as we entered the town, many women showed favor to us, and I think they were all afraid of the flower thief." ”

The fat and thin monsters nodded in unison: "Exactly, exactly." ”

The thin monster said: "Let's get down to business, let's go find a doctor first to treat this fat man." ”

The three monsters carried the fat man all the way forward, and the fat monster pulled a pedestrian and asked where there was a doctor and how to go, and the man said that the doctor in the town Huichun Hall had the best medical skills. The three monsters walked towards the Rejuvenation Hall, passing by an inn where the aroma of delicious dishes wafted through. The three monsters couldn't help but be hungry, and they swallowed when they smelled the aroma of this dish.

The fat monster said: "Our Meishan Sanxia has worked very hard all the way, so we should go and eat him first." ”

"This fat man seems to be sleeping, so he might as well sleep a little longer." ”

The dwarf monster rolled his eyes and said, "It's noon at this time, let's go and fill our stomachs first." ”

The three monsters drove the fat man into the drunken incense building and sat down at a table. When the second child in the store saw a customer, he hurriedly ran over to serve tea and pour water, and his eyes looked at the big burden of the dwarf monster from time to time. The thin monster said: "This shopkeeper, give us the three heroes of Meishan some food and drink." When I finished eating, I had to rush to the Huichun Hall to find a doctor to treat this fat man. ”

The shopkeeper responded: "I don't know what kind of wine and food the three heroes want?" Our store has vinegared pork ribs, stuffy yellow duck, braised pig's trotters, drunken beef, .........."

The fat weirdo only listened to the name of the dish and thought that he was hungry, and said urgently: "I want it all." ”

When the shopkeeper heard this, he asked, "What kind of drinks do the three heroes drink?

The fat weirdo said impatiently: "Come to the three altars." ”

The shopkeeper went in response, and the three monsters calmed down and looked around. I saw that most of the people in the hall were people from the rivers and lakes, there were a few bald monks eating food by the window, and there were a few Taoist priests sitting at the door, but I didn't know which mountain it was. There are also a few junior students who also hold swords, and they are discussing how to capture the flower thief in the restaurant, thinking that these people are all here for the notorious flower thief on the rivers and lakes.

At this time, the thin strange man was suspicious, and the two strange people became curious and followed the thin strange man to look together. On the large table near the window, a young man in dirty clothes, with black oil on his face, held a chicken leg in one hand and soup in the other, and chewed vigorously in his mouth. It's just that his body is thinner than that of teenagers of the same age, so it's quite funny. There was a large ingot of silver on the boy's table, which was why one person had a table. The thin weird man looked closely at the young man's white teeth, neat and neat, a pair of willow eyebrows, a small nose and a light chick, and big eyes with watery eyes.