Chapter 285: Old Death
In the house, it is really unbelievable that people can make human voices instead of people! Chu Xiong, who is now so amused by his head show, can't turn around all of a sudden, .qВ, om
"It's not a human being but can make a human voice, what the hell is this?" In order to think about this question, Chu Xiong scratched his head, and soon his chic and flowing hairstyle was messed up, and the scattered hair covered Chu Xiong's handsome appearance.
"Hey, you idiot, you can't guess who I am after thinking about it for a long time, aren't you ashamed?" The voice from inside the door was still pleasant, but it was full of sarcasm.
But now Chu Xiong didn't understand, and asked stupidly, "What is 'ashamed', why should I be ashamed?
"You...... Don't tell me you don't even know what 'shame' is, fool!" The voice inside the door was full of anger, apparently thinking that he had been tricked by the man in front of him.
"Huh, how do you know that my name is fool!, you know, only my beautiful master knows that I call me a fool!" Chu Xiong stopped and scratched his head and asked curiously.
For a whole quarter of an hour, there was no sound coming from inside the door, what was going on, Chu Xiong didn't know.
"I thought about it for a whole quarter of an hour, and I finally understood, it turns out that you are just a fool, and you are not a fool, how can you break the prohibition I have laid down!"
"Hey, you can eat randomly, you can't talk nonsense! I'm not a fool, I'm a fool, am I a fool?" Chu Xiong blushed and argued loudly.
"Isn't a fool a fool?" why can't you understand it? I'm not wrong to call you a fool!"
Chu Xiong couldn't tell that he was sarcastic, so he had to patiently argue, "A fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, one is followed by the word 'zi', and the other is followed by the word 'melon', how can it be the same! You are really a big fool!"
was scolded by a big fool in front of his own door, and he was a big fool, and he was quite speechless and tangled inside, with an unreasonable fool, what else to say!
"Boy, if Uncle Ben can't get out of this door, where can you be fooled and presumptuous, where do you persuade you to come and go back!" This voice suddenly became a lot of vicissitudes, like the words of a person who has been in a high position for a long time, and it is no longer the original girl's voice.
"Bah, you old immortal, you kind of come out and fight with me! Shut up the obedient me. I declare that this palace is mine from now on!Of course, including all the things in the palace, that is, including you are also mine!" Chu Xiong announced his ownership very arrogantly.
What he said was very unreasonable, of course, Chu Xiong's words were also learned from Master Beauty, because Fairy Aoki had taught him before that if he wanted to get anything, he had to be justified, otherwise he would lose it even if he got it. And these seemingly reasonable, but extremely unreasonable crookedness, have become her magic weapon.
"Boy, don't think that I can't get out of the house and I can't do anything about you, I just don't want to waste my precious mana on you!
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a loud scream from above the gate.
"Ah!!h
Chu Xiong's consciousness swept away, the ghost who was originally hanging at the gate had lost an arm at this time, although the blood did not flow much, but his face had become extremely white, and the cold sweat of the bean was all over his body.
"Oh, what does his result have to do with me? He is him, I am me, you are mine now, you should listen to me, not I should listen to you. Don't think that you know how to do those forbidden techniques are great, don't you know that the so-called forbidden techniques you have arranged are completely ineffective for me? Say that you are a big fool, you still don't admit it, are you ashamed!" Chu Xiong's words are still like this, with a little bit of crooked reasoning in the truth, but the meaning is obvious, that is, we are not afraid.
"Boy, you've succeeded in me off! I'll tell you, you've succeeded, say, how do you want to die!" The voice that came out suddenly grew much older, but the killing intent in it was obvious.
(Fool, when a very strong person comes to you and says that you should choose how to die, and you beat him at that time and can't outrun him, what should you say?)
(Master Beauty, I don't know!
(Fool!) You should answer like this, first ...... Post-......)
Chu Xiong's mind suddenly flashed with inspiration, and said, "Okay! I admit that I lost, can you really let me choose to die?"
"Yes!" the voice was full of confidence.
"Then you swear! Otherwise, you will only laugh at me!" Chu Xiong said reluctantly, lowering his head a little shy, a little shy, but very serious.
He didn't suspect him inside, and immediately agreed, "I swear! I will obey your will and let you die!"
"No! Your oath is useless, isn't it the same as farting! I'm a person who is about to die, but you play tricks on me like this, you disrespect the dead too much! My beautiful master said, the dead are the greatest, and I am about to die, but you treat me like this! You ......" Chu Xiong suddenly beat his hands and was silent.
"Okay! Seeing your pitiful appearance, I will make an oath! Let your death be blinded!" He seemed to be pitying Chu Xiong, and even jokingly agreed, saying, "I swear! I will obey your will and let you die! Otherwise, I will be made into a roast chicken and eaten!"
What kind of oath is this, Chu Xiong's heart is full of questions, but no matter what, this is also an oath about life and death, he immediately became happy, and shouted loudly, "My choice of death is, old death! Hehe! How about it, I'm talented!"
"You slut, don't you know that there is a saying that life is better than death!"
"Forbidden!"
Chu Xiong hadn't reacted yet! His entire body was covered by a shiny net, and he couldn't move up and down, and his smug smiling face immediately froze at this time.
"Quack! How about it, I've seen how powerful Uncle Ben is! I'm going to make you never get out of this little net in your life, Quack, if you have the ability to go! I'll mess with you! Quack!"
This voice changed again, this time it seemed to be a bird, to be precise, the voice of a parrot, the ignorant Chu Xiong understood a little, no wonder he said that it was not necessarily a human who could speak, it turned out to be a talking bird! It was really funny, "Hey, big bird! Do you want to lock me up like this for the rest of my life? Do you think it is possible......
"I'm sorry! Tell you that Uncle Ben is known as the Ninth Brother who can't be killed! It's not a big bird, how about it, awesome!" Brother Nine said proudly.
I only know that the starling is a big bird, but I really don't know what the ninth brother is. I still call you Starling, how can I say that you are also a bird, how to call it is always right!" Chu Xiong didn't know that he was saying this was an inexplicable provocation, changing other people's names, that was not something ordinary people could do.
"Boy, no matter what you say, my ninth brother, I won't want your life today, but I want something from you!"
"The art of bondage, kill!"
Under this ninth brother's self-esteem killing technique, Chu Xiong was intact, and there was no injury on his body!
"Huh, how did you get there, and how did you get out!" Brother Jiu was taken aback, he had never seen such a strange person, and he could walk freely in the forbidden technique he had arranged.
"Isn't this difficult? No, I can walk out if I want to, and I can go in if I want to!" As he spoke, Chu Xiong went in and out of this 'Heaven and Earth Net' three times, directly ignoring the forbidden technique that Brother Jiu was proud of.
"Boy, don't think that I can't do anything about you, you can be arrogant in front of me! You can't get into this door, and you can't take me either!" Regarding the invalidity of the forbidden technique, although the ninth brother was puzzled, he also understood that he had the obstacle of this door, and the fools outside couldn't get in, and he was safe.
"Hmph! You said I couldn't get in, I couldn't get in! I also underestimated me too much!" Chu Xiong said that, he took out a big hammer from the storage bag, raised it high, and slammed it against the jade gate!
"Boom !!"
After the loud noise, there was nothing to do with this jade gate, but the big hammer in Chu Xiong's hand was shattered.
"Quack! Boy, I think you still have to worry about it! The door that can trap Uncle Ben for more than a thousand years is not something that you little guy can open! Oh no! It was smashed open!" At this time, the ninth brother was very gloating and mocked Chu Xiong.
As soon as Chu Xiong saw that the 10,000-pound sledgehammer was useless, he immediately became serious, he thought hard, looking at the strange things in the storage bag, there was a voice in his heart that told him that the severed sword hidden in the far corner could smash this door open.
The fool Chu Xiong thought for a while, then picked up this black and non-slippery severed sword, and raised him high with both hands.
"Boy, I advise you to forget it! Seeing that your hair doesn't look like it's all growing, it's better to go home and eat a little more milk!
But Chu Xiong is a tendon, and his attack is a sword!
"Boom !!"
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