Chapter 49: Let's Go Together
Asking God is the most useless skill.
In actual combat, you can't rely on the gods to defeat your opponents.
But for Taoists, inviting God is a supreme honor.
The reason is simple.
Everyone can read the Bible, and there is always a small success in reading more and memorizing more.
The same is true of spiritual practice.
But the threshold for asking God is extremely high and very accessible.
There are two very important conditions for inviting God, one is to have a golden statue, and the other is to worship sincerely for many years before it can be touched by divine power.
The first condition alone turned away nine out of ten Taoist priests.
After all, there are thousands of Taoist temples in the world, but there are very few golden-bodied statues of immortals.
There are even fewer Taoist temples with statues of golden bodies.
When everyone saw that Guang Zhenzi actually had the ability to invite God, they knew that this sloppy young Taoist priest who was as sloppy as a beggar was not small.
Set out the teacher in the view of the avenue.
I don't dare to underestimate it anymore.
Guang Zhenzi was still grinning, and her eyes looked directly at the lame Taoist, "It's your turn." ”
The lame Daoist's face was pale, and he spoke in a trembling voice: "Your Excellency...... What the hell is your Excellency?"
Guang Zhenzi shook his head, "You don't deserve to know where the trail came from, don't talk nonsense, it's time for you to ask God." ”
"I won't," the lame man stomped his foot in hatred, "I admit defeat, you win." ”
With that, he turned around and limped back to his seat.
I was extremely depressed.
I wanted to be in the limelight, but I ran into a horn that pretended to be a pig and ate a tiger, alas!
"Wait," Hiro called, "there's one more thing. ”
"What else do you want?" The lame Taoist couldn't bear it anymore, his face became even more ugly, and as soon as he turned around, he saw a black shadow flash in front of him, whew!
Immediately, I felt that my face was twitched hard, and it was so hot that it hurt.
An old face leaves a clear anthurium print.
Syllable!
Guang Zhenzi's slap was neat and crisp, and it was quite ruthless.
The lame Taoist covered his face and was furious, "You ......"
He didn't expect that Guang Zhenzi actually gave him a slap.
It's a shame!
Guang Zhenzi stood with his hands closed and said with a light smile: "Now, it's okay." ”
The lame Dao was so angry that he trembled, and he really wanted to cut off Guang Zhenzi with a sword.
But thinking about it again, he was someone's opponent, so he had to grit his teeth and endure it.
I can't pretend to be forced, I can't fight, and I was slapped in the face on the spot, and the lame Taoist was depressed to the extreme, sitting on the chair with his butt, his teeth creaking.
"It's your turn. Guang Zhenzi glanced at the seven or eight Taoist priests in the room, and said with a smile.
The Taoist priests looked at each other, speechless, and no one dared to get up.
My heart was empty, and my face was sweating.
One by one, they pretended to be deaf and dumb.
Hiro Mako doesn't intend to let it go.
is targeted by him, and there are only two ends: either compete with him, or be pestered by him.
This time, Guang Zhenzi did not play a scoundrel, but opened his bags and unfolded the burden one by one.
In an instant, everyone's eyes straightened.
But I saw that there were treasures hidden in the unsightly package, shining brightly, with spiritual weapons, pills, cheats, and Taoist scriptures......
"What I saw, it seems to be a book of "Two Rituals Sutra", isn't this Taoist Sutra lost, how can it be ......?"
"Look at that peachwood sword, it is transparent and spiritual, it must be a spiritual weapon!"
"There is a secret book of "Swordsmanship", this is a very powerful swordsmanship, Lao Tzu has wanted it for a long time!"
......
The people present are like misers who see money.
One by one, their hearts were surging.
It's not that they are unproductive, it's that Guang Zhenzi has too many treasures.
Pick up just one of them and you've always dreamed of a good thing.
"If you can win any of the trails, you can choose one and take it. Hiro Mako grinned and told the rules.
Sure enough, no one could resist the temptation.
Immediately, a Taoist priest in his thirties jumped up, "Poor Dao come and try." ”
"The poor road is also coming. ”
"And me. ”
These seven or eight Taoist priests stood up one after another, their eyes shining.
Their idea is very simple, if they can win a game, they can take away a treasure, which is too profitable.
Even if you lose, it's just a slap in the face.
How can there be treasures on the face!
Guang Zhenzi immediately smiled, "Very good, Xiaodao can pretend to be forced again...... No...... It's time to try again. ”
"Everyone, in order to save time, let's go up together, and the trail will pick up. ”
The Taoist priests looked stunned for a moment, and then they became happy.
They thought that the wheel war had taken a big advantage, and anyway, it could slowly consume Hiro Zhenzi's physical strength, but they didn't expect this guy to dig a pit for himself, and he would have to fight at the same time with more than one enemy.
There is an old saying that two fists are hard to beat four hands.
No matter how fierce your tiger is, you can't fight the wolves!
"Stinky boy, that's what you said, don't regret it. ”
"Everyone went up together, and I didn't believe that he had three heads and six arms. ”
"Come!"
The Taoist priests were all gearing up.
The first competition was still about reciting the Taoist Sutra.
"The poor road comes first, "Xuan Miao Zhenjing". A Taoist priest in his thirties took the lead in asking the question.
Guang Zhenzi was calm and calm, and immediately recited: "The essence of creation is the way of the saint......
"I'm coming, the Ethereal Scroll. ”
"Look at the void and the vastness, not as good as my way......"
"The Three Virtues. ”
......
Seven or eight Taoist priests, each with a scripture.
Guang Zhenzi received the invitation steadily, and recited them one by one, but there was no confusion or pause.
I don't know how this guy's brain grows, it's a mobile library.
The Taoist priests produced seven or eight scriptures, but none of them could stump Guang Zhenzi.
Guang Zhenzi grinned, "It's time for the trail, "Ten Menopauses." ”
The hall was suddenly silent.
The Taoist priests looked at each other, unable to speak, and shook their heads one after another.
How does this compare?
The scriptures they said, Guang Zhenzi came as soon as he opened his mouth.
They have never heard of the scriptures produced by Guang Zhenzi.
"Hmph, you can't make it up. A Taoist priest was not convinced.
Guang Zhenzi shook his head, turned around calmly, and found a yellow scroll from his bag and showed it in front of everyone.
The scroll is worn and worn, and it looks like it has been stored for at least a few decades.
At the frontispiece, there are three big characters written "Ten Menopauses".
Hiro gave it to an unrelated monk to prove his innocence, and then recited it word by word.
The monk compared them one by one, and said, "It is indeed word for word." ”
The crowd was shocked.
This sloppy Taoist priest is a monster.
Have to admit that they lost.
In fact, they also thought about compiling a false scripture to fool Guang Zhenzi, but it was too difficult to compile a smooth and flawless scripture without preparation, and others were not fools, and they could distinguish the true from the false when they heard it.
"Okay, let's try the second game. ”
The second one is the main event.
There are many of them, and they rush up, making Guang Zhenzi's two fists invincible and four hands, and they have a great chance of winning.
As long as they win the second game, they can still pick treasures.
Thinking of this, all the Taoist priests were excited and showed their weapons one after another.
Guang Zhenzi glanced at him obliquely, gently pinched the wooden sword, and put on the momentum of a great grandmaster.
"Please!"
Seven or eight Taoist priests each glanced at each other, and at the same time threw out their weapons, and attacked Guang Zhenzi with a long choke.
Although they had never practiced, they cooperated well for the first time, using the numerical advantage to surround Guang Zhenzi, some attacked the upper plate, some captured the lower plate, some carried it head-on, and some attacked behind the back.
The means are endless, and there are many kinds of methods.
He who has a sword, and he who uses a palm, who uses a whisk, who uses a talisman......
There is only one purpose: to keep Hiro Mako busy!