Chapter 729: The Wonderful Emperor
"Since our emperor took the Rejuvenating Pill, his temperament has become the same as that of a child. I like to be lively, and I like strange and rare things. My favorite thing is to watch juggling, oh no, it's spells. Yes, yes, yes, it's a spell. Wait a while, as long as you make him happy, then you can go on the next road, and you will definitely not be able to spend a lot of gold.
But let's be clear first, the rules, I will divide half of the money I got when the time comes. ”
Typical speech between liars. Tang Xuanzang didn't have any doubts at all, and was sure in his heart that this so-called national teacher was a liar. The naïve emperor who bullied others, this person's character is not good.
But there is still a rejuvenating medicine in this world? brag?
Therefore, Tang Xuanzang didn't take all this to heart, he also wanted money, and he didn't refuse to be rewarded by the emperor, but he wouldn't deceive people and use such a shoddy and ridiculous trick. He is an upright exorcist, and his three apprentices are all powerful people, and by the way, he shows his hands and doesn't shock the emperor?
This is not a fraud, but a performance skill, and the sharing of spoils has become a "profit sharing", and the introduction fee must always be given, right?
Looking at it this way, Tang Xuanzang is not an elm pimple head, but he still has some tricks. The concept of stealing is also quite smooth.
The palace is not bad, very heroic, the gold and red of a water, a large water spray square at the door, and a few people kneeling on the ground at the door. It is said that if you lose the game, you will be punished.
Needless to ask, I guessed that these people must have lost the game with that emperor.
Playing games with the emperor, if you don't lose, you have to lose.
However, the three demons behind Tang Xuanzang glanced at each other, and they all discovered that this palace was abnormal.
The demonic aura! The majestic demonic aura is even much stronger than the demonic aura on Zhu Gangguan and Sha Wujing.
"Senior brother, why is it so strange here, it turns out that there is a demon! This momentum does not seem to be weak, and it will only depend on you when the time comes. Zhu Gang suppressed his voice and leaned over to Sun Wukong's side and said.
Sun Wukong was silent, there was more than just a little demonic energy in his eyes and perception. He can also see the deeper things.
Pushing open the golden palace gates, what attracts the eyes and ears is not a solemn picture, but like a lively circus, full of jugglers in fancy costumes. And at the farthest end of these jugglings was a high platform, on which instead of the emperor's dragon chair, a huge wooden horse, on which a chubby young man was riding and laughing.
"That's our majesty. You just think he's a child, coax him, coax him to be happy, it's a lot of gold. Okay, I'm going to help you get it through. The smiling Jiugong Zhenren whispered a few words in Tang Xuanzang's ear, and then trotted to the high platform. reported the arrival of Tang Xuanzang and his entourage.
For a moment, the surrounding music stopped. The emperor, who was riding on a huge wooden horse, also rushed down with a happy expression. Then he opened his arms and said to Tang Xuanzang, who had not had time to salute, to "hug".
This can confuse Tang Xuanzang at once. You're the emperor, okay? Come down and see people for the first time, and you want to hug them directly? What kind of thing is this!
But when Tang Xuanzang was so stunned, the emperor was still unhappy.
"Don't give face, don't you put on a show? Hmph, let's say, it's said that you are an exorcist, what skills do you have to show me. ”
This condescending tone is unpleasant. But Tang Xuanzang is used to it. He has a very correct mentality, he came here to make money, and he is preparing for his long journey to the west in the future, so what does it matter if he is quiet? Besides, he is the emperor in the first place, and this attitude is good, and the emperor cannot be expected to be full of enthusiasm for the monk.
The emperor wants to watch juggling, Tang Xuanzang can't, he doesn't even know spells. But he has his own way, the three demons under his command, which one is not powerful and powerful? Playing with a broken white blade of the flesh palm, or what kind of meat palm hole in the ground is not easy and pleasant?
"Your Majesty, wait a minute, my apprentice will bring you the most wonderful performance soon!" Tang Xuanzang was about to turn his head and let his three apprentices come out casually and show their hands. But he didn't expect to be directly interrupted by this emperor.
"What? You really look down on people? You're here, and you're reluctant to let your apprentice come out and fool me? No, you have to do it yourself, or you will look down on me, and I'll cut off your head!"
Behead?!
That's not very friendly. Tang Xuanzang is not the Monkey King, he can open another one if his head falls off, he doesn't have this ability. hurriedly begged for mercy, saying that he definitely did not look down on the other party, but because his apprentice had already learned and excelled, and his performance was absolutely wonderful, which would definitely satisfy His Majesty.
"No! I'm going to watch you play tricks! If you don't want to, you're looking down on me! Drag me out and cut me down!"
In this case, the crises that have been encountered in the past three years are different. In the past, they were all monsters, bandits, and beasts, but now in Tang Xuanzang's eyes, these are ordinary people, how can people kill people? This is contrary to the concept he upholds. But you can't just get your head cut off, right?
"Wukong, save me!
The only thing I can rely on is my "apprentice". But these apprentices' attitude towards Tang Xuanzang and their sense of identity are very strange, and they even wish that Tang Xuanzang's head would be cut off like this. In this case, they also have excuses, for example, because they were worried about hurting innocent mortals, they couldn't rescue Tang Xuanzang and let Tang Xuanzang die, etc. It doesn't matter if it's useful or not, there are arguments to come up with anyway.
"Your Majesty, I'm willing to show you my means, I was just joking with you just now, don't you think it's funny?" Tang Xuanzang was in a hurry, and seemed to be following the emperor's words to say this, to provoke the other party, let himself go first, and then think of a way.
Of course, the real people of Jiugong on the side seemed to be quite enthusiastic, and laughed loudly and said that Tang Xuanzang was really joking with His Majesty, and it was really funny. Even the wonderful emperor hesitated on his face, and finally decided to give Tang Xuanzang a chance to perform, but he also said that if it is not good-looking, he will cut off his head later.
Tang Xuanzang, who got the opportunity, hurriedly pulled the three apprentices to a small room to discuss, he was also smart, and knew that he still had to use the strength of these apprentices to tide over the difficulties, so he didn't mention a word at all why he was in crisis just now, but no one among the three apprentices helped him.
Sun Wukong shrugged his shoulders, and a talisman was attached to Tang Xuanzang's body. This is a very simple little spell called the "Golem Charm". There are two main and secondary cards. The main talisman is attached to the caster's body, and the secondary talisman is attached to the recipient's body. After the effect is generated, what the caster does, the recipient will follow what he does, and even control some of the caster's mana methods.
"Go ahead, just go out like this, I'll help you shake that bullshit emperor!" Sun Wukong said, but a hint of cunning flashed in his eyes.
(End of chapter)