Chapter 202: Master Beauty
"Many! I've found a dozen beads now!" Chu Xiong replied innocently. \.//
Fairy Aoki's heart and eyes rolled, and he had the intention to test his IQ, so he asked lightly, "Big handsome guy, you are really amazing, you have found more than a dozen beads! The one who likes me for quite a few years, he has been looking for more than half a year, and he has only found half a drop of water, so that I can't marry if I want to, alas! I really envy your mouthful!"
"Of course, the woman who can become my Chu Xiong will definitely be the happiest person in the world!" Chu Xiong puffed up his chest and said proudly.
Fairy Aoki grinned and asked, "Big handsome man, can you show me the beads you found!
"Okay!" Chu Xiong couldn't stand the praise, and immediately poured out the dew in the gourd, but he was dumbfounded, obviously there were more than ten drops when he put it in, but it turned out to be one drop, "How can this be?
"Why isn't that like this?" Fairy Aoki asked, following his words.
Chu Xiong looked at her helplessly, and replied, "I obviously had more than ten drops of dew when I put it in! Why did I pour it out but there was one drop? This is unreasonable!"
"How can it be reasonable?" Aoki was already giggling in her heart when she asked this, but her acting skills were outstanding and she didn't show half a point.
Chu Xiong looked at her as serious, as serious as a questioning child, so he didn't care about her intentions. Originally, these little things would not have happened to him at all, he had always been extremely shrewd, and his state at this time had changed fundamentally, he had forgotten some of the past, and only remembered to ask for a house of daughters-in-law, before he didn't get along with women, his state would continue like this.
Because when Chu Xiong entered the cave door, he had already been hit by Shui Xinmei's infatuation, which is a poison that will control the minds of others, and generally this poisoned person will not have any major problems as long as he takes a little precautions, but Chu Xiong was caught defenseless.
Fairy Aoki came to an astonishing conclusion from the chat with Chu Xiong, the very handsome Yuanying peak monk in front of him turned out to be a complete fool plus **. He is said to be a fool, because he has forgotten the most basic common sense of life, water droplets can be blended, no matter how many drops of dew are in this gourd, when he pours it out, it is a drop, of course, it is okay to separate the water droplets.
Regarding Aoki Fairy's questioning, Chu Xiong couldn't think of a reason after thinking about it for a long time. So I plucked ten leaves from these grasses, put them in this gourd, and then poured them out of it, and said, "Look, I took ten leaves and put them in, and when I poured them out, there were still ten leaves." I put a dozen drops of water in it just now, but I could only pour out one drop! This! This is unreasonable?"
Looking at such a simple person in front of him, his eyes were full of longing for the unknown, and the Aoki fairy, who had always plucked the feathers, rolled his eyes, came to an idea, and said, "If I solve your problem, then what good will I have?"
"Then I will worship you as a teacher!" Chu Xiong replied without thinking about it, he still knew that he was looking for immortal fate this time, but he was wrong about the object.
When Fairy Aoki heard this, her eyes widened, and when she just wanted to refuse, she thought about it and thought that it would be good for us to accept this cheap apprentice to play, how could she say that she had never accepted an apprentice when she was so old, so she responded, "Yes!" After speaking, the drop of dew in Chu Xiong's hand turned into a dozen drops.
Chu Xiong immediately became happy, according to the number of Aoki Fairy, he turned this dew into hundreds at once, and then smiled stupidly, put them all into the gourd, and shouted happily, "Master Beauty!"
"It's Master! It's not Beauty Master! If you scream again, see how I can collect you!" Fairy Aoki blushed, and casually rewarded him with a big brain, and began to teach him a lesson.
Chu Xiong was in pain, and immediately lowered his head and became honest, and said very sincerely, "It's Master Beauty!
"Smack!"
Fairy Aoki unceremoniously pushed a palm on his chest and shouted, "It's Master! It's not Master Beauty, if you correct it again, don't blame the teacher for being unkind! Now I only used one percent of my strength to slap you! Hmph! Think about it when you look back!"
"But Master, you are indeed a great beauty! I am not wrong! Beauty, Master!" Chu Xiong blinked his eyes dryly, and said very aggrievedly, almost shedding a few tears.
Fairy Aoki died speechlessly, Master Beauty, this is more of a ** meaning, for the meaning of the word Master, in the cultivation realm, it is closer than Mom and Dad! Having a good Master is equivalent to having a good Mom and Dad, which is equivalent to one more life. Therefore, the master is the master, and no disrespectful words can be added to it, so that it will be a great sin to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors.
But after thinking about it, the person in front of her couldn't think of common sense to infer his behavior, because he was a fool, and it was useless to tell him, so he just came down and said, "In the future, you will call me Master Beauty!"
"But why do I think it's nice to call you Master Beauty?" Chu Xiong asked in confusion.
Fairy Aoki went crazy all of a sudden, what kind of person is this in front of him! Even the master dares to contradict him, doesn't he know what it means to respect the teacher! In order not to lose face in front of others in the future, Fairy Aoki resisted the urge to kill him with one slap, and said, "It's better not to call me master, call me Fairy Aoki instead!"
Chu Xiong nodded innocently, and said stupidly, "Fairy Aoki is still a beautiful master!"
When had Fairy Aoki ever suffered such a dumb loss, he suddenly regarded Chu Xiong as a mortal object in his heart, and said with a smile, "Apprentice! You can call it whatever you want! Look at the dew you collect is too slow! Come with me and see how the master teaches you how to collect dew beads!"
"Okay! good!" Chu Xiong nodded and replied.
Fairy Aoki immediately sacrificed his sword and flew towards the immortal gate, Chu Xiong immediately became anxious, and shouted loudly, "Master Beauty, I can't fly!
What's going on? A dignified Yuanying peak monk can't even know the most basic sword flying? This is a spell that a foundation building monk can do! Aoki was speechless, so he had to lower the flying sword a little higher, let Chu Xiong come up, and take him for a ride.
Chu Xiong's legs jumped, and he came to stand behind her, and said, "It feels like this to stand on top of this flying sword......
Fairy Aoki didn't wait for Chu Xiong to finish these nonsense, and as soon as his divine sense moved, he flew towards the immortal gate with this sword.
A fierce cold wind hit Chu Xiong's body all of a sudden, scaring him into a spirit, and the two pairs of big hands danced wildly for a while, and in the hurry, he grabbed the two round Dongdong, which were very strong and elastic, and the big hands were not politely touched.
Aoki Fairy's cheeks turned red all of a sudden, she had never been so light by that man, she didn't expect that she would be such a person, she didn't expect that this apprentice would be such a person, and her divine sense swept away, and Chu Xiong's whole person was now entangled in her body like an octopus. The Aoki Fairy on top of the flying sword immediately pasted a primary-level golden gang talisman on his body and slammed into the cliff at the top of the mountain in front of him.
"Boom !!"
After a loud noise, Aoki Fairy tidied up her messy clothes, breathed a sigh of relief, and sighed, "Finally got rid of that kid!
Just when Fairy Aoki thought that Chu Xiong was killed on this cliff by his own flying sword, Chu Xiong came behind her and said happily, "Master Beauty, what was it just now! It's so fun, can you take me to play again?"
Aoki Fairy's heart immediately tightened, when did Chu Xiong come behind her, why didn't she make a sound, and immediately looked back, only to see that Chu Xiong's body was also attached to a golden gang talisman like himself, but this one of his was intermediate, much better than the one on his body.
"Tell me honestly, how many of these talismans do you have on your body?"
Chu Xiong looked down, counted carefully, and replied, "Just one!"
Fairy Aoki gave him an angry look, and said very gently, "Apprentice, I mean how many talismans do you have in your storage bag?"
"What is a talisman?" Chu Xiong scratched his head and asked in confusion.
Fairy Aoki is going crazy now, what kind of apprentice is this? You can be stupid, but can you be so stupid? It's too unmistakable to die, but in order to get the talisman on his body, Fairy Aoki endured it, and explained softly, "The talisman is this Dongdong on your body!"
"Oh, I see, that's how it is!" Chu Xiong nodded suddenly and understood.
"And how many do you have?" asked Fairy Aoki with a smile on her face.
Chu Xiong patted the storage bag, put it in the Divine Sense and counted it, and said, "1,2,3,4,,,6,,8,9,10,1,2,3,...... 10,1,2,3,...... 10,1,......”
Aoki Fairy sounded like he was counting from one to ten, and then he started counting again, shook his head, he was so speechless that he died, it was obvious that this apprentice in front of him was so stupid that he could only count from one to ten, and nothing else would be!
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