Chapter 146: The Elder Has Good Eyes!
After a few bells, all the people in the recruiting office gathered in the square in front of the cultivation place.
"Dear disciples, today is an important day, if you are lucky......
No, if someone is capable, he will be able to do things in a place that is better than the weight of the land today. ”
Si Ming talked eloquently, and the people below listened very seriously, especially the disciples on the periphery were the most serious, because this definitely sounded like an opportunity to turn over!
On the other hand, when the elders speak, who dares not to listen?
An old man stepped forward: "Elder, I don't know what kind of test it is?"
Si Ming smiled: "You go down, I'll explain." ”
Meng Shilan walked up: "Let me explain, Elder, this weather is not good, the throat is easy to dry, the health of the elder dragon is important, if you accidentally have a cold, or what, this is not good." ”
Meng Shilan stepped forward: "This matter is extremely simple, but before that, I want to ask you some questions, some small questions." ”
The old man stepped forward again: "I don't know who Your Excellency is?"
Si Ming coughed: "Why are you here again?"
The old man smiled and said: "It's because the conditions are good, my heart has been beating, I can't stop it, if the elder doesn't let me ask, then I will forcibly suppress it."
I met another woman who could make me feel the warmth of life, and I was ......"
Si Ming immediately said angrily: "Go down! What kind of mess?"
Behind the old man came an old woman with a face full of clothes and a stiff figure: "Old man, come down! ”
Si Ming endured it, and transmitted the sound to Huangfang: "When the matter is over in a while, where did these two people come from!"
Huang Fang frowned and responded.
The old man went down, and Meng Shilan seemed to be very unconcerned: "My words, it doesn't matter, anyway, most of you know each other, but a small number of people should be new and don't know, at present, I am just a little bit more powerful than your elder." ”
Meng Shilan cleared her throat: "In this way, I have a total of three questions, and if everyone answers them correctly, I will enter the test of the second link."
The first question is, who thinks they are loving people, the kind of people who are reluctant to trample on ants to death?"
There was silence in the audience at first, and then a lot of people raised their hands.
Meng Shilan smiled: "The answer to the question is very simple, but please don't have a clear conscience, you think that you don't even dare to step on ants to death, you are really not stepping on ants, and you pay attention to the road even when walking!"
At this time, many people put down their hands, but even the old man and the old woman just now raised their hands, and they kept holding them.
Meng Shilan said again: "This is not child's play! it is to be supervised by the sect master, if something goes wrong at that time, then it will be a big problem!"
Meng Shilan looked left and right, and finally someone put down her hand.
"Okay, then I'll ask you a second question, who has ever eaten feed or something?
A bunch of people exchanged heads, and there should have been more than a hundred people who finally raised their hands, but after hearing this question, the number of people plummeted instantly.
You know, how could an immortal cultivator be able to take such a turn to eat feed?
So now there are only about thirty people left in the whole square.
Meng Shilan nodded and continued to ask: "This last question, there are men and women among you, I don't care if you are polygamous or polyandry, when your wife or husband has been pestering you in small issues, what is your solution? The rest of you don't have to let go, answer me one by one." Let's start with the one at the end. ”
"If my husband often uses some small problems to embarrass me, first of all, I will choose to endure, although I also know that women are spoiled and have a good life, but sometimes, my husband will also have such a state, let it be nothing. ”
"Next!"
"I might get tired of my husband if he did this anytime and anywhere, but I wouldn't do anything to stop him, and once he was done, it would be settled. ”
"Next!"
"If my wife were like that, I would have been patient enough to accompany her, distract her or start reasoning about her problem. ”
"Next!"
"My husband is such a person, he often has nothing to do, as if there is no novelty in life, he always asks me strange questions, but I will answer them patiently. ”
"Next!"
"My wife is usually quiet, but my wife is very smart, so the small questions that come up regularly can stump me for days, and I have to ask for answers and tell her. ”
"Next!"
"My Wife ......"
"Next!"
"My two husbands ......"
......
Finally, when I asked the front row, there were only three people left.
The young man said: "I don't have a wife, but I think that if my wife is like this often, I won't scold, and if she wants me to notice her, then I'll try to get her to notice, and if she just wants to ask questions, then I'll just let her think about it for herself, anyway, just cooperate with her, and make her great." ”
"Next!"
"Back to Shangxian, we husband and wife said together. ”
Meng Shilan nodded, while Si Ming frowned and sent a voice to Xu Xiaoteng: "Meng Shilan's trick is effective?"
Xu Xiaoteng replied: "Of course it works, these three questions seem to be messy, and even if you find that there is a big connection after careful consideration, you will feel that the problem is too small."
However, answering a question is answering a question, how to answer is how to answer, what is the answer is what the answer is, and how to answer is how to answer.
Elder Si Ming, don't say that I pretend to be profound, say tongue twisters or something, because these three issues are all related to the crane!"
Si Ming pursed his lips, did not say that he agreed, nor did he deny it.
I saw the old man say, "I was really excited just now, now I will say first, I am now the head of the family, my beautiful wife said later."
In my opinion, as long as the things between husband and wife are not important, they can do what they should do, as long as they don't hurt the peace, but since they are husband and wife, they don't need to think about these problems, because these problems are routine.
The important thing is what happens before becoming a husband and wife, because before that, you must first understand each other's habits! Although there are also fairy friends who said before, I'm afraid there is no novelty or something, in fact, I think that the fairy world lasts forever, and the immortal cultivators also last forever, who doesn't come over like this?
That's what the years look like. Okay, I'm done. ”
The old woman stood up and staggered the old man back: "This kind of thing is most likely to happen to a woman like me, so if I lose my mind, then I can't control it myself, since the old man can coax me, it means that I haven't completely lost my mind, I just didn't find the right way, thinking."
What's more, the old man just said that before determining the relationship, you must be prepared, and that is the most important thing. I have said less and finished. ”
Si Ming muttered: "This is still little, enough for people to talk about for a while, it is large, smelly and long!"
Xu Xiaoteng said: "Elder Si Ming, this is wrong, people are right! Elder is so discerning, he can get these two old living treasures!"
"What are you talking about?" Si Ming couldn't believe his ears.
Xu Xiaoteng said with a smile: "Although people are water, the truth is correct. ”
"What do you mean?"
Xu Xiaoteng couldn't cry or laugh: "Water, it's that you asked this sentence more, and I have to explain it again, this is water, which means a lot of words." ”
"You kid actually said that I talk a lot?" Si Ming glared, but Xu Xiaoteng was looking down.
Meng Shilan smiled: "Others, you may have a chance in the future, and there is a great opportunity, the question I just asked may not be asked again in the future, but you have to reflect on it yourself." ”
Then he stared at the two old men with a smile: "You two enter the second round of tests, if not, I will go to the next elder!"
Dong Ling suddenly appeared: "Haha, it's better to come than to come by chance, the next elder, just me!"
Meng Shilan nodded and said, "Both of you are in the Earth Immortal Realm, and your lifespan is probably a little unable to keep up, if you can choose, I will help you find some cultivation resources." ”