Chapter 55: An Awkward Day
Unconsciously, Bei Yao and the two walked to the door of the Chunfeng Building, looking at the men who went in in twos and threes in front of them, Bei Yao couldn't help but have a bad idea.
Anyway, I'm a man, so it seems that it's a good experience to go in and play~
Funny face.
The woman who was busy recruiting guests on the side of Chunfeng Lou suddenly brightened up, and hurriedly rushed past the guests she had just recruited and rushed towards Yu Shi, Bei Yao watched the woman who flew over and left alone first.
She didn't say a word, and the woman who made it was a little embarrassed, but soon she began to be coquettish to Mi Shan.
The voice made people sound numb: "Young Sect Master~ You haven't come to see the slave family for a long time, since you saved the slave family, the slave family has missed you all the time, and the slave family is just a person who is outside to solicit guests, but he has not served anyone~"
Yu Lin (Bei Yao) suddenly felt that the other party was going to do something bad to him, and immediately flashed to the side: "Wait, don't touch me with your two bun breasts, I don't like buns, I like papaya!"
As if he didn't feel that he was refusing enough, he added: "By the way, girl, who are you?"
Two knives, so that the girl wanted to cry without tears, in a fit of anger actually rolled her eyes and fainted on the ground, Yu Lin did not help her, but curiously poked her face a few times with her hairpin, and made sure that the other party really fainted before getting up and calling someone to help her.
The crowd who watched the whole process couldn't help but cast a contemptuous look at Yu Shan.
There is a girl who throws herself into your arms and doesn't want it, and she faints with her sister, this is simply a scum among men!
But...... If you can't beat it, who will make him the young sect leader......
I can't afford to provoke it, so I will retreat first.
Yu Lin didn't plan to go into the Spring Breeze Building, but he silently continued to walk towards the front.
Bei Yao, who was hiding in the shadows, couldn't help but secretly breathe a sigh of relief, fortunately she reacted quickly, otherwise the stinky woman would have come closer, and she would have been unable to help but slap her away.
It's so annoying, it's so annoying, I get goosebumps all over my body when I think about it, so hurry up and go back to take a hot bath to calm down.
The smoky aroma, the damn buns, the damn soft body, Bei Yao was already scared stupid today, the first time she encountered this kind of soft woman who seemed to have no bones.
That feeling is terrifying!
Next time, I will definitely not be curious about anything in this kind of building, it is too terrifying, it is simply purgatory on earth!
There is another point that makes Bei Yao extremely afraid, that is, the woman's body temperature is too low, so cold that she thinks it is a snake.
It may be because the body temperature of Okushi is too high, but it is normal for most men to have a high body temperature.
- Mengyu Taoist teaching.
눈_눈 Although Beiyao thinks that this sentence makes sense now, why does she always feel very dirty, very much something.
She suspects that Mengyudao is driving, but she has no evidence.
Back in the small bamboo building, Bei Yao and Yu Lin threw themselves on the bed together, the small wooden bed couldn't withstand the pressure of two people at the same time, and it creaked uncomfortably.
"Forehead ......"
Bei Yao and Yu Lin looked at each other for a long time, and laughed helplessly: "Hahahaha, I almost forgot that I am not one person now." ”
Sure enough, you can't be the same as before, you can lie in bed and be a salted fish at any time.
Ah, in the same way, Yu Lin will not prepare meals at any time, and Bei Yao is the only pity for this.
"Why don't you try to bring Silence back again?"
Bei Yao shook his head and decisively rejected this plan, if Yu Lin came back, would it still be Yu Lin himself?
Bei Yao didn't dare to guarantee, and he couldn't guarantee that he would be the same as before, and he was about to lose his soul.
"Forget it, that's fine. ”
manipulated Yu Lin to fetch himself a large bucket of water, and then used his Bei Yao's body to take off his clothes and jump into the water, massaging his shoulders.
"Ah~hahahaha~ It's so comfortable, I just feel a little sour......"
Sure enough, it's better to pinch it with the soul of Yu Lone, at least I won't feel sour.
Wait, it feels...... To sour hemp?
"I'll drop a good girl!" the sense of touch was connected again, and Bei Yao sighed uncomfortably lying on the edge of the wooden basin.
But as soon as he looked up at Yu Lone's body, Bei Yao's bad idea came out again, "What is the difference between men and women?"
I couldn't help but laugh evilly: "Oh roar roar ~ next ~"
Yu Lin took off her clothes and walked into the wooden basin, Bei Yao felt that her eyes were very sore and spicy, and she finally understood what was different.
"Damn, what about a little spicy eyes. ”
Turning around, he pretended that nothing had happened, and continued to let Yu Lin pinch Bei Yao's shoulder.
With the hot water and just the right massage, Bei Yao was about to fall asleep comfortably, of course, she did fall asleep, and when she heard her body purring softly, Bei Yao's soul in Yu Li's body suddenly reacted.
Pick up your body, wipe it gently, put on the clothes you had prepared, and just go back to the water and start washing your body.
“...... How do boys take a shower?"
Bei Yao was surprised to find that she didn't know how the boy took a bath.
"Or ...... Call the disciples outside?" shook his head decisively, and he couldn't throw his face out if he killed her.
"Hmm...... Or just treat it as a woman and wash it like that?"
Holding his cheeks, Bei Yao couldn't help but think of the words of his master Mengyu Daoren: "I heard that people who can't wash clean will have all kinds of terrible diseases!"
For example, you can't have children, irregular moon tides, baldness, frequent urination, urgency, and so on. ”
Shivering, forget it, or close your eyes and take a shower.
After grinding and chirping for a while, Yu Silent scrubbed himself with a red face and changed into a neat plain clothes.
After asking the disciples outside the door to help deal with it, Yu Lin (Bei Yao) threw himself on the bed and rubbed the quilt in his arms.
I realized that it was a bit inconsistent with the character of Yu Lone.,I had to let go of my hand and cover it again.。
After half an hour has passed......
Bei Yao couldn't help but scream in her heart: "Ahhhhh
Yu Lin (Bei Yao) was very entangled now and glanced at his body, only to see that his body was in a deep sleep, and his sleeping appearance was extremely beautiful.
Yu Lin (Bei Yao) said expressionlessly in his heart: "...... It must not have been me, I don't remember that I had such a good sleep. ”
After being entangled again and again, Yu Lin (Bei Yao) finally couldn't help but hold the quilt and rub it satisfied, then closed his eyes and covered the quilt and fell asleep.