Chapter 211: Lu Xiaoyuan hasn't beaten me for many days
Framed.
This is definitely a false accusation.
Mu Changshou looked at Zhou Ye with wide eyes, as if in disbelief.
Made, Senior Brother Grass Spirit, you disappointed me so much, I didn't expect you to be such a Grass Spirit, is it really not painful for you to lie like this?
"Senior sister, don't believe Senior Brother Caojing, how could I, Mu Changshou, say that Senior Sister is ugly?Who doesn't know that my Senior Sister is the number one fairy in the Wood Realm?" Mu Changshou hurriedly explained.
He was terrified.
He didn't want to be punished by the love of his senior sister.
Lu Xiaoyuan's face was gloomy, obviously angry.
"Senior sister, don't believe the little junior brother, this guy is very ghostly. Zhou Ye said lightly.
He himself is not afraid of Lu Xiaoyuan at all.
It's a big deal to get beaten.
Made, after resisting a beating, is a good grass spirit.
Whoever is afraid of whom, come!
"Senior Brother Grass Spirit, you stain my innocence!" Mu Changshou is so angry.
Didn't you just smile gloatingly, why was you still dragged into the water?
It's excessive, it's really good excessive.
"What the hell is going on?" Lu Xiaoyuan asked with a dark face.
She has a lot of bottom lines in her life.
can't touch her Lu Xiaoyuan's family, can't say that her Lu Ye is a senior, after all, her Lu Ye has always thought that she is a little young, and another point is that she Lu Xiaoyuan is ugly.
My Lu Xiaoyuan is obviously so cute, but he actually said ugly with a clear conscience, is he looking for death?
"Senior sister, that's the case, this morning, I was idle and bored to chat with the little junior brother, chatting and chatting we talked about you, senior sister, I sighed at the time, I said that the senior sister is beautiful, with a lovely face, looking at it I feel happy. Zhou Ye blew a few handfuls blindly.
Anyway, don't care if it's true or not, you can pull Mu Changshou into the water and get beaten together.
Mu Changshou was heartbroken.
Oh, my God.
Senior Brother Grass Spirit, you're too much.
You're here to make me live long and die.
But the little junior brother was not convinced, he directly said that Lu Xiaoyuan was very ugly and very narcissistic. Zhou Ye said, there was a feeling of anger in his tone, as if he was angry because of this passage.
Lu Xiaoyuan felt very comfortable.
Seeing no, the little grass spirit can really speak.
However, when Lu Xiaoyuan's eyes were on Mu Changshou, her little face became gloomy.
"Little junior brother......" Lu Xiaoyuan suddenly pulled out a smile.
That smile is a little weird, and there is a hint of murder.
Mu Changshou panicked.
"Senior sister, Senior Brother Grass Spirit is making things up, Senior Sister, listen to my quibbles!" Mu Changshou said loudly.
"You still want to quibble?" Lu Xiaoyuan glared at him.
If Mu Changshou was not a junior brother but another living being, then Lu Xiaoyuan would have already beaten him at this time.
But Mu Changshou is a junior brother, and the relationship between the two sides is deep, so he can't be beaten directly because of one or two sentences.
You have to have enough evidence.
"Little junior brother, don't say it, little grass spirit, you say, is there such a thing?" Lu Xiaoyuan turned his head to look at Zhou Ye, and a smile suddenly bloomed on his face.
Zhou Ye glanced at Mu Changshou.
See no, this is the benefit of using routines.
Just blow a few words, and this attitude will be different.
Little brother, you are still young, today is the first lesson that Senior Brother will give you, the name is 'Learn how to shoot a good sycophant'.
"Senior sister, there is indeed such a thing, but I have educated the little junior brother, and he has already realized ......" Zhou Ye said, and before he could speak, Mu Changshou suddenly spoke.
"Senior sister, I have something to say!" Mu Changshou stared at Zhou Ye with an unkind gaze.
Since your senior brother Cao Jing is making things up, don't blame me for Mu Changshou for not being trustworthy.
Zhou Ye watched Mu Changshou.
The two looked at each other and communicated silently.
Zhou Ye: I warn you, don't mess around.
Mu Changshou: Senior brother, you made it up first.
Zhou Ye: Don't worry, isn't Senior Brother excusing you, don't worry, you won't be able to stand any punishment.
Mu Changshou: I'd rather punish you a little more than let you go ashore, senior brother, how comfortable it is in the water.
Zhou Ye: Thank you so much.
At the end of the silent exchange, Mu Changshou said loudly: "Senior sister, when you went out to comprehend the law that day, Senior Brother Grass Spirit said that you were a deer and dog thief. ”
"Huh?" Lu Xiaoyuan took a deep breath.
"Little grass spirit, you ......"
Lu Xiaoyuan looked at Zhou Ye, his gaze changed from soft to sharp, and the ghost knew what he had experienced in his heart.
"Senior sister, don't get me wrong, the three words deer and dog thief here are not the kind of meaning you understand. Zhou Ye didn't panic at all, and even thought of a way to save himself.
"First of all, the deer is your surname, and secondly, this dog, everyone knows that the dog is loyal to the owner, in the world, the dog is a good friend of humans, and it is called a dog. ”
And this thief does not mean that he is a thief who stole it, but there are many meanings in it. ”
"For example, when I call Senior Sister Deer a deer and dog thief, I am actually praising Senior Sister. Zhou Ye said without blushing and without a beat.
"Really?" Lu Xiaoyuan asked after scratching his head.
She couldn't figure it out.
I don't know how Zhou Ye is laughing wildly in his heart.
"That's right. Zhou Ye said solemnly.
Mu Changshou was completely convinced.
Senior Brother Grass Spirit is too powerful, this can be fooled.
"Senior sister, to give you an analogy, the little junior brother is very clever and cunning when doing things, I call it a chicken thief, which is similar to the dog thief's statement, it is all praise. Zhou Ye said.
Mu Changshou glared.
I'm a chicken thief Nima.
Senior Brother Grass Spirit, you fool Senior Sister, fool Senior Sister, don't take me with you, okay?
"I see!" The Dog Thief Deer Demon King suddenly understood.
"That little grass spirit, can I also call you a little dog thief?" Lu Xiaoyuan blinked, and then asked.
Zhou Ye: "... ”
"Poof......" Mu Changshou was suddenly happy.
He wanted to applaud and exclaimed: "Senior sister has done a good job!"
"No, you can't. Zhou Ye shook his head.
"Why not, didn't you say it? The dog thief means praise, little grass spirit, I'm praising you. Lu Xiaoyuan was puzzled again.
This is obviously a compliment, why does the little grass spirit say no?
"You can't lie to me, right?" Lu Xiaoyuan frowned.
"No, I, Zhou Moucao, am so honest, how can I deceive my senior sister?" Zhou Ye waved the tip of the leaf, looking sincere.
"The reason why I can't use it is because I'm not good enough to be worthy!"
"I think you're good, little dog thief. Lu Xiaoyuan raised his little hand and poked Zhou Ye's torso.
"I also think Senior Brother Grass Spirit is very good, he is a dog thief!" Mu Changshou said, looking serious.
Zhou Ye: "... ”
"Senior sister, the word dog thief really can't be used indiscriminately, it has to be judged, my excellence is not as good as my senior sister, so my senior sister is a dog thief, and I am not. ”
"The little junior brother is also very good, and he is also a dog thief, and I am also inferior to him, so I am really not a dog thief, and I don't deserve this title at all. Zhou Ye explained.
Lu Xiaoyuan fell into deep thought when he heard this.
Mu Changshou pulled out a stiff smile.
Senior Brother Grass Spirit said that he was better than him.
He didn't believe it.
"Then how can you tell if a person is a dog thief?" Lu Xiaoyuan asked, touching his little chin.
Zhou Ye knew that the idea was coming.
Whether you can pit Lu Xiaoyuan depends on this wave.
"Excellent, the other party must be good enough!" Zhou Ye suppressed his excitement and said loudly to Lu Xiaoyuan.
"Master, for example, can be called super excellent!" Zhou Ye said.
Mu Changshou's eyes widened.
OMG.
Senior Brother Grass Spirit, you are really good or bad.
"So Shizun is a super dog thief?" Lu Xiaoyuan asked.
Zhou Ye didn't dare to answer this question.
If you say yes, then the Qingdi boss will know about it, and maybe he will be punished, if he says it's not, but this matter is not easy to solve.
"This depends on how the senior sister evaluates. Zhou Ye said.
"Hmm......" Lu Xiaoyuan nodded.
Got it.
Now I understand it thoroughly.
"I've learned new knowledge today, I won't clean you up, I'll settle accounts with you next time!" Lu Xiaoyuan waved his hand, then turned around and walked towards the house.
As soon as she left, Mu Changshou and Zhou Ye glanced at each other and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Senior brother, that's amazing. Mu Changshou gave Zhou Ye a thumbs up.
Zhou Ye was very calm.
"Little junior brother, you still have a lot to learn. ”
Zhou Ye was crazy.
Lu Xiaoyuan hasn't beaten himself for a long time, that feeling, I really miss it.
Wait a minute.
How could you have such an idea?
No, no, you must not be beaten.
I, Zhou Moucao, also want to save face.
A few days later.
In a certain realm.
The big man of the Blue Emperor cast a spell, and a water mirror appeared in front of him, and the water mirror was blurred.
When it was connected, Lu Xiaoyuan's figure was reflected in the water mirror.
"Master, what are you doing?" Lu Xiaoyuan asked.
"Is there anything unusual happening in the realm?" asked the Blue Emperor Boss.
Lu Xiaoyuan shook his head, and then said: "I asked Grandpa Shu, and Grandpa Shu said that there has been nothing abnormal recently, and everything is as usual." ”
When Emperor Qing heard this, he fell silent, and after a while, he said: "Other realms have not been peaceful recently, you should pay more attention to the situation at home, and contact him as a teacher once there is a situation." ”
"Okay. Lu Xiaoyuan nodded obediently.
"By the way, Master, I think you're a super dog thief. Lu Xiaoyuan said.
Qingdi Boss: "... ”
"Hahahaha......" Jin Thirty-six next to him laughed directly.
"Super Dog Thief~"
The Qingdi boss was a little helpless, and then asked coldly, "Lu Xiaoyuan, are you itchy?"
"Huh?" Lu Xiaoyuan was stunned.
"Master, I'm praising you. Lu Xiaoyuan blinked, his eyes full of innocence.
"I'll clean you up when I get back!" the Blue Emperor boss waved his hand and erased the water mirror.
Home.
Lu Xiaoyuan scratched his head, a little incomprehensible.
"Why is Shizun angry?"
After thinking for a while, Lu Xiaoyuan was stunned.
"Little Grass Spirit...... You're lying to me like that!"
Lu Xiaoyuan is angry.
Immediately went out, rolled up his sleeves, and prepared to clean up Zhou Ye.
Cliff side.
"Well, I'm really bored and can't get up. Zhou Ye said to Mu Changshou.
"What's wrong?" asked Mu Changshou.
"Lu Xiaoyuan hasn't beaten me for many days, I'm really ......"
Before he finished speaking, Zhou Ye felt that there was a cold feeling behind him.
When he turned around, he saw that it was Lu Xiaoyuan with an expressionless face.