Why don't you make a sound when you walk?!

This is what Dahua wants to say most at the moment, of course, Dahua didn't say it.

Because it's so frightening.

Dahua is now afraid that if she says one more word, her brain will be broken by this old monk.

The old monk looked at the big flower with a smile at the moment.

Especially the piece of rice paper that Dahua was holding in his hand.

Although it is written in a mess.

But I can vaguely guess what Dahua is going to do.

Mom sells batches~

This is what the old monk wants to say most at this moment.

It's too poisonous.

It's worthy of being a demon, it's simply unprincipled, and there is no lower limit, and such a vicious and vicious way can be thought of.

The anger in his heart was close to bursting, and the smile on his face became brighter and brighter.

It's this big flower that looks at it with a smile, and it's a little panicked.

"Amitabha, what did this donor just say, can you say it again to the old man?"

The old monk asked with a smile.

"No... You're nothing!"

Dahua stammered.

"It's just that I met an old monk who practiced evil law a few days ago, and Ben Ji plans to understand him directly for Tianxingdao! The panic on Dahua's face dissipated, and he said with a solemn face.

Close to Zhu Zhechi.

has been following Xuanzang for so long, and I haven't learned anything else, but I have learned ten out of ten by talking nonsense.

"Amitabha, I see, I don't know what kind of demon monk it is?" The smile on the old monk's face became even brighter.

Wrinkles crisscrossed the face like furrows, looking like dead tree bark.

Shaking her head, Dahua suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

The head is still there, proving that the old guy has not yet discovered himself, fortunately, fortunately, the courage has gradually become a little bigger.

"This monk is the abbot of a temple, but he is the same as right and wrong, good and bad, killing countless lives, the most important thing is that he doesn't understand the harmony of yin and yang, and he is full of contempt for female creatures, that is, his dogs are all male, you say that they are hateful?!"

Dahua stared at the old monk and couldn't help but scold.

The old monk nodded with a smile, which made Dahua's courage become bigger and bigger.

"Not only that, but I also found out that this old guy has a dragon yang fetish!" Dahua said in a low voice.

The expression on the old monk's face suddenly froze.

"Don't believe it, just because the last time I saw this, this old monk wanted to castrate the chicken on various charges, but fortunately the chicken ran fast, you said this monk is not evil?"

Dahua said to herself.

The old monk didn't speak, but Dahua didn't pay attention to the old monk's expression at the moment.

To put it simply, say hi.

I can't control my mouth at all.

"Not only that, but they also imprison some female goblins in the temple, who knows what they usually do!"

Dahua glanced at her mouth and said in a weird way.

Old Monk ...... (￢_￢)

I couldn't help but shudder, and Dahua suddenly felt a little cold.

But Dahua didn't care, when he fled, he was not in good health, and he would always shiver inexplicably, and this familiar feeling was directly ignored by Dahua.

"And also, Jingci'an—"

"Bang~"

The big flower suddenly flew upside down, and the whole chicken was embedded in the wall.

"Bang~"

Trying to pull out his mouth, the wall has been poked with a big hole.

"What are you doing to Limbe?!"

Big Flower was furious.

How could this old monk be so shameless.

Say do it!

How can such a thing be done?!

"Amitabha, you evil beast will be arranged for Lao Ke again, and today Lao Ke will definitely castrate for you!"

The old monk sneered.

I wanted to endure it.

Wait until Xuanzang's bastard comes back to clean up together.

But after seeing the evil animal of the big flower—

The old monk said that he couldn't bear it anymore!

Amitabha, if you don't castrate this chicken today, Lao Qu will let the whole world know Lao Ga's Dharma name!

Dahua was stunned for a moment——

How did this monk recognize this chicken?!

It's not scientific!

The skin of this chicken has been changed.

I remember that the bald man told himself an allusion.

Pandas and pigs are also creatures that eat and sleep, sleep and eat, but the treatment is completely different.

Why is that?

It's not because pandas have an extra set of skins than pigs.

So the year of the sao -

The money to buy skins is absolutely not saved~

"Master, what are you talking about, why don't I understand it at all~"

The expression on Dahua's face froze, and then returned to normal, looking at the old monk with a confused face.

In the words of Xuanzang's bald man.

Probably, it's time to perform real acting!

Big flower gambles again, betting that this old guy is cheating on himself, as long as his acting skills are hard enough, there is nothing he can't do.

"Dahua, you evil beast are still playing with the old man?!"

In an instant, the Buddha's light shone, the Zen sound bursts, and at this moment, the old monk came to the world like a real Buddha.

Dahua has a sigh in his heart~

"Master, I think we may have some misunderstandings, I don't call us Dahua, I call Dajin. ”

Dahua said and kept shining her golden feathers.

Labor and management have changed their skins, isn't labor and management called big flowers, what?!

"Amitabha~"

"Bang~"

The palm of his hand fanned over without hesitation with a thick Buddha light.

Dahua felt her mouth crooked.

"Like Xuanzang's kid, there are many lies, Lao Qu let you know what the Dharma is boundless today!" the monk said angrily.

"Master, Xuanzang is again-"

"Bang~"

"Master, oh you-"

"Bang~"

"Master, can you stop slapping your face all the time?" Dahua asked with a sad face.

If you want to fight, can you fight symmetrically on both sides, this is especially always fighting on one side of the thief hurts!

"Bang~"

The face that was already red and swollen was slapped again!

Large-flowered ......

"Thief bald, don't think that this chicken is afraid of you!"

"Oh, it hurts, it hurts!"

The big flower was choked by the neck.

The next moment, Dahua was horrified to find that the bald man was constantly looking for something behind his ass.

A chill instantly rushed from behind his ass to his head.

Something that cannot be described is even more motionless.

"Old guy, how good are you playing?!"

Dahua felt like she was about to pee.

The lower body of labor and management is happy, what the hell does this bastard want to do?!

"Evil animal, where is the source of your sin?!" the old monk asked with a confused look on his face.

Why can't I find it?

Could it be that the old man has always misunderstood?

Big Flower, this evil animal is actually a hen?

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Fuck off, hen crows, why don't you let the rooster lay eggs!

And so on –

The old monk's expression was stunned, and he said that there seemed to be a little chicken in the temple who kept calling his hemp a big flower.

The old monk was stunned.

"Squeak~"

The door opened, and the next moment Dahua and the old monk looked at the door in unison.

Xuanzang looked at the scene in the small courtyard.

This scene is very strange at the moment-

Dahua pouted her buttocks, and the old monk's eyes stared at Dahua's ass tightly, this scene-

It's just spicy for the eyes!

And the old monk also saw Xuanzang for the first time at this moment, and-

The pig's trotter that Xuanzang is holding in his hand?!