Chapter 216
"Four is not righteous enough, the old man asks for it, the meal must be alone, and the slip must have fun, he does not understand the rules. Xiao Shi also said.
"A good meal should be eaten alone, and girls should have fun!" Yang Bai patted his thigh, "I have to make a toast for this sentence." ”
Everyone clapped and laughed, these people had killed you to death a day ago, and they wanted to cut off each other's heads, and now it suddenly seemed as if they had a friendship that had been alive for decades.
"Speaking of which, Brother Yang is really fated to meet him again this time. Master Yan said.
"It's said that there is fate, but it's a bit helpless," Yang Bai scratched his head, "I don't know how, I met three or four field soldiers along the way, all of them went west, and there were several caravans, all of which went west." I was alone, and I wanted to go to the imperial capital with a team heading east, but I couldn't find it. I walked with this group for a while, walked with that team for two days, and came here wrapped up. ”
"All to the west?" Master Yan's face changed slightly, and he quickly returned to normal.
Somehow, there was a moment of silence in the tent, and there was a brief interruption in the men's laughter.
"The gift was delivered, and they didn't say anything, so they told me to stay. Li Changwen hurriedly said that he wanted to explain the matter of giving gifts like this.
"Oh, it's good that the heart has arrived. The big shopkeeper didn't seem to want to talk about it, Li Changwen originally felt that he had a heavy responsibility on his shoulders, but when he went out and came back, everyone was interested, but Yang Bai, who didn't know where he came from, seemed to have become everyone's attention.
"What are you talking about, so fun?" Li Changwen had no choice but to say.
"I'll talk to Li, I'll talk to Li....... Xiao Shi came back to his senses, laughed, and danced.
"You have such a big tongue, or I'll tell Brother Li," Yang Bai smiled, "Just now everyone was happy, drinking and telling stories, I remembered that I used to have a friend of Beiban, a businessman, who grew up in the Eastern Continent since he was a child, and he looks like a fierce man, but he can't ride a horse and shoot arrows, and he is a good hand at settling accounts." He hated people asking him if he could shoot arrows, and every time people asked, "You are a barbarian, can you shoot arrows?" Finally one time, he transported a batch of goods to Wanzhou, and a white-faced young man walked with him, the white-faced young man is also a businessman, an authentic Wanzhou person, arching horses is a kind of magic for him, seeing that my friend is a barbarian, he asked him if he could ride a horse and shoot arrows, saying that you are a barbarian. Why don't you know how to ride a horse and shoot arrows?"
Speaking of this, Yang Bai paused, and several people around him had already covered their stomachs and forced a smile.
"My friend said," Yang Bai suddenly changed his tone, put on the expression of a barbarian man, and glanced at Li Changwen contemptuously, "Then brother, you are a Wanzhou person, are you a rabbit?"
211th floor
It was silent, the wind and sand outside the tent were blowing, people were asleep, and the occasional sound of camels beating their noses could be heard outside.
This group of people tossed all night, extremely tired, and drank another bowl of wine, and in the end, everyone was overwhelmed, and one by one they lay down on the felt and fell asleep, leaving only Yang Bai, Ji Lie and Li Changwen still drinking, staring at you Look at me, I look at you. There were only some red-hot ashes left in the bonfire, and the wine was drunk, and Ji Lie looked at the ashes in a daze. He was able to persevere because he never drank with others, but only silently drank alone. Li Changwen pretended to be cowardly, and when others provoked him to drink, he shrank his head. Yang Bai can drink, he looks like a white-faced rabbit, but when a glass of strong wine enters his throat, his face does not change.
Yang Bai seems to be a good storyteller, people who don't know still think that he said that he came out of the book, and he doesn't seem to know anything about the world, talking about Kuafu, Gu worms, and mermaids, it seems that he has seen it with his own eyes. He was not serious, and the things he talked about were all in vain and funny, and at first he sounded like a joke, and gradually his mind followed him, only to feel that the sky was high and wide, and it made people trance.
Li Changwen looked at it coldly, it seemed that everyone liked Yang Bai, men and women, without exception.
"What a youkai. He muttered to himself.
"Brother Li, go out and pee?" Yang Bai staggered to his feet, squinting at Li Changwen, his white clothes fluttering, and blurting out foul words, but it was also harmonious.
"Let's go. Li Changwen understood.
Ji Lie didn't say anything, and he didn't even look at the two of them.
Out of the tent, on the silver sand of the Hanhai Sea, the two people walked forward side by side, until they looked around and there was no one in sight.
"That's it. Yang Bai said.
"Good. Li Changwen said.
So Yang Bai burped, unbuckled his belt, and made a "shhhh.......hh
"I'll strangle you, you whore!" Li Changwen grabbed Yang Bai's neck from behind and shook it vigorously, "Are you really coming out to release water?"
"Sprinkle on the body, sprinkle on the body....... A person like me who is dressed in white can't stand the smell of my body!" Yang Bai hurriedly said, "Wait until I finish peeing....... I know you're curious and always want to ask me, I'll wait for you to ask me....... By the way, pee....... You don't want to pee after a night of drinking?"
Li Changwen was stunned, "It's a little ........"
So the two of them spit out the smell of wine, side by side to the endless Gobi to release water, Yang Bai looked at the sharp mountain shadow in the distance, and suddenly sighed lowly:
"It's really far away. ”
"If you don't drag the text, will you die?" Li Changwen couldn't understand, so he had to mutter.
"It's nothing, and suddenly there was a little bit of a commotion. Yang Bai said, "You were lying next to me and eavesdropping, right? I already realized it halfway through my speech, but it was hard to tell the truth." You're curious about what deal I made with Lord Platinum, what I had to do with her, and why I ran back here, right?"
"If you don't drag the text, will you die?" Li Changwen couldn't understand, so he had to mutter.
"It's nothing, and suddenly there was a little bit of a commotion. Yang Bai said, "You were lying next to me and eavesdropping, right? I already realized it halfway through my speech, but it was hard to tell the truth." You're curious about what deal I made with Lord Platinum, what I had to do with her, and why I ran back here, right?"
"If you are very honest, then you will explain it one by one. ”
"You probably don't believe what I said, but I'm generally not a deceitful person......." Yang Bai said.
"Look at your face like a liar. Li Changwen hummed.
"Generally, don't deceive people, if you want to deceive, you can deceive big. Yang Bai said, "Actually, I don't know the platinum county lord at all, I came to this Gobi this time, one is that there is still a lack of a map, and the other is that the owner gave me an errand business, so I copied a map and handed it over to the platinum county lord, and the joint place is Zhuyuquan." I took 800 dollars. Before I came, I heard that the platinum lord was very beautiful, and I didn't believe it, but only when I saw her did I know that what I saw was true, so I wanted to draw a picture of her, I really didn't tease her, but there was something rare in her, very beautiful, but I was afraid it wouldn't last long. ”
"Hell, what a rare thing, I think you just have a lustful heart!"
"If you only say that a woman who is as beautiful as her, how can she have seen a hundred and eighty, and beauty is not rare. Yang Bai said.
"An old guy who 'I have walked more bridges than you have walked, I have eaten more salt than you have eaten, and I have slept with more women than you have ever seen', do you think I have never seen the world? (How dare he ask...... Not afraid to scare yourself to death........ )
"It's really a little inconvenient to say......." Yang Bai said, "But what I said is true, believe it or not, the beauty of the Platinum County Lord lies in the fact that she has a kind of erratic aura, just like ...... Smoke that will drift away at any time, thin brittle glass, lonely fireflies....... Firework. ”
Li Changwen's heart moved, thinking of Bai Jin's back, the black gauze that was like smoke. He suddenly felt that what Yang Bai said did make some sense.
So I drew it, gave her the map, and my job was done. When I'm painting, I have nothing to do anyway, talking and chatting with women, normal men do this, right?" Yang Bai said, "As for me coming back here....... It's embarrassing to say, I didn't want to go all the way with you, but halfway through, I noticed faint traces of horses' hooves on the sand, large horses' hooves. ”
"Horseshoe?" Li Changwen was stunned, this thing sounded so natural, maybe it was left by other caravans.
"It was an army, about three thousand men, and they rode on war horses, without pack horses or mules. The distance between the horses' hooves is very large, indicating that they are running very fast, and the horses' hooves are deep into the sand, indicating that they carry a lot of weight, probably wearing heavy armor. Yang Bai said, "Such a large army is operating nearby, I don't know who it is, I'm worried about the danger, so I'll come back and go with you for a while." ”
"It's so good at breaking blind! Just look at the footprints, you can know this?" Li Changwen didn't believe it.
"It's so good at breaking blind! Just look at the footprints, you can know this?" Li Changwen didn't believe it.
"I've learned," Yang Bai said proudly, "it's still printed on the flowing sand, so I can't see it clearly, if it's printed in the mud, I can even see what kind of horse or equipment." ”
"Bragging, but you're pretty good. Li Changwen said that he vaguely believed in his heart that Yang Bai didn't covet the beauty of platinum, and he didn't bother to care about the rest.
This Yang Bai is as handsome as a woman, you can just look at a beautiful woman in the mirror, right?
"Come on," Yang Bai said, "Have you finished urinating?" Go back after peeing, don't let others be suspicious and think that there is something wrong with the two of us." ”
"You are a rabbit, do you still want to have a face? Is there any place on your body that is not thick? I see that you have no weakness at all because you can't penetrate the water with a knife. Li Changwen snorted, only to realize that he had already finished urinating, and had been listening to Yang Bai intently, and the two of them were standing there side by side in a peeing posture.
The two of them fastened their belts together and walked back side by side.
"Godman, do you know Bai Jiancheng?" Li Changwen suddenly remembered.
Yang Bai was stunned, "Who did you listen to?"
Li Changwen was also stunned, and crooked his mouth, "Why did you tell you?"