Chapter 13: Washing the Pulp Body
The voice in his ear was gentle and a little complaining.
"Yuanshan, you said you want to be excited, even this kind of small hotel I came with you... What else do you want from me?"
"It's been five years, and I haven't even conceived once, how can I explain it to the Hui clan?"
"My family is already urging me to find a new one, but we have been born and died together for so many years, and I am reluctant... But if it goes on like this, it's not going to happen, right?"
“......”
The woman whispered for a long time, and the big man of the lion clan let out a sullen 'um', and sighed helplessly: "What can I do, the reproduction power of our tribe is not good... You can't blame me..."
The woman sneered: "Then you mean to blame me?
The lion clan man was also angry, glaring and shouting: "That little guy hasn't even grown hair, if you want to get a mouth, you can go..."
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a knock on the door.
"Does this dilapidated hotel still have door-to-door service?"
The leon clan man didn't want to deal with it, but thinking that an outsider could relieve the embarrassing atmosphere, he walked over and opened the door angrily, and saw a huge and straight nose at a glance.
"Damn, my daughter-in-law said that casually, are you serious? and took the initiative to come to the door, this is to play double dragons and phoenixes with Lao Tzu?"
The lion man almost blew up his lungs, the golden beard under his jaw was cocked, and he raised his fist and was ready to hammer it.
Emperor Zhu Wuhuang reacted very quickly, and as soon as the door opened, he took a step back, and shouted affectionately: "Brother Yuanshan..."
A sentence shouted by the eldest brother was extremely smooth, as if he was familiar, Zong Yuanshan raised his fist and was stunned: "You know me?"
Great Zhu Wuhuang nodded with a bright smile: "Who in the Explorers Association doesn't recognize you... By the way, and sister-in-law... The famous first beauty of the swan clan!"
"Since you know Lao Tzu, do you still want to take advantage of Lao Tzu's daughter-in-law?"
Zong Yuanshan's beard was even higher, and before he could figure out how to teach him a lesson, there was a giggling sound from his daughter-in-law behind him.
"Yo, the little guy's mouth is so sweet, but my sister can't be called a beauty, our sister is called beautiful... Looking at you like that, it should be from the academy, right? It just so happens that she is also enrolled this year, and I will introduce you to you... Distant mountains, why are you blocking that, let people come in!"
Zong Yuanshan is not afraid of the sky, but the husband is not happy, he was already guilty, and when he met his daughter-in-law, he was really useless, and he reluctantly moved his body, and he couldn't help muttering in his heart, if this little rabbit cub really wanted to play any tricks, he would be sorry for himself if he didn't break all three of his legs!
Emperor Zhu Wuhuang walked in with a smile, and not long after, an exclamation sounded in the room, followed by a whirring panting.
After a while, he walked out with a smile on his face, and helped the two who were already horny to bring the door to the door, with an extra animal skin pouch in his hand, which jingled in his hand, and the room was gone, and he left directly.
Judging from the efficacy of primary laxatives, I love a piece of firewood must be a boutique, I hope the bed in this small hotel holds...
1500 resentment is worth 500 worship value, and ten high-level vitality stones have been exchanged, if calculated according to purchasing power, a full 100,000 yuan, even if it is placed on the previous earth, it is a huge amount of money!
It was only then that he realized how important the remarks at the end of this seemingly waste pill were - I love a piece of firewood, primary, to stimulate the desire to mate and increase the chance of conception by 20%!
Were you blind before?
This is to increase the chance of conception, for those big races, it is simply a supreme treasure! Not to mention ten high-grade vitality stones, I am afraid that the best vitality stones can be exchanged.
But now that the signboard has not been played, the two of them are in a hurry to go to the doctor, and they just bumped into it, and it is good to be able to earn this, and when they feel the effect, and then help publicize it, that is the time to really make a fortune!
......
With money, you don't need to look for this kind of small hotel anymore, and you can directly find a chain, standard star hotel in the most lively area of the snack street.
This is the trade of the Munk people, named after the protagonist in the prehistoric biography "Journey to the West", according to them, it is the ancestor of our family.
"Why don't I call you a senior brother?"
Looking at the big word 'Wukong' on the signboard, Emperor Zhu Wuhuang complained endlessly, but it was also a little kind.
That's a well-known character in his previous life.
The conditions of this hotel are much better, full-time private waiters, each with an independent entrance and private private space, the price is also good, a high-level vitality stone starts, if it is not just a windfall, the big Zhu Wuhuang does not even have the courage to come in and see.
I went around the room first, and traced all the high-grade disposable utensils back to the source, and made a few double values, which can be regarded as taking back some books, and then sat down on the bed and stuffed the primary myelin cleansing pill into my mouth.
It melted in his mouth, and a stream of fire ran straight down his esophagus, and before he could react, it had already reached his stomach, and then he felt that the whole person was ignited, and every muscle and pore on his body exploded in an instant.
It was a pain that was indescribable, but after the pain reached the extreme, it made him a little numb, and it was only after a few seconds that his eyes went black!
The whole person completely lost control of his body at this moment, and only a trace of clarity remained, feeling the pain of the body being burned at all.
"Damn, I thought it would hurt, but who would want it to hurt so much?"
"I can't faint! The remarks are very clear, the longer you are awake, the better the effect!"
At this time, the innate stubbornness of Emperor Zhu Wu played a role, and he forcibly persevered under this torture that was ten times more painful than Ling Chi.
One minute, two minutes... Ten minutes, twenty minutes... One hour, two hours...
After five hours, he had lost a lot of weight, and his clothes were completely stuck to his body, and the sweat and grease mixed together, soaking the bedding under him.
With a hoarse scream, Emperor Zhu Wuhuang collapsed on his face, panting heavily.
After a long time, he trembled slightly, supported his body with his elbows, and then supported him with his palms, and then sat firmly on the bed.
"Well, why is it so sticky? it stinks..."
Stretching out his hand, his palms were covered with gray grease and a disgusting smell, and he quickly got up and rushed into the bathroom and jumped into the large bathtub.
"Ah, everyone has become handsome?
While rinsing, I looked at the mirror next to the bathtub a few times, and found that my whole person was slim, and there were a few more resolute lines on the original chubby face.
It took more than half an hour to wash off the grease on my body, and when I returned to the room, I looked at the dirty bedding that was not at all presentable, and it was estimated that I would have to lose money.
Next, it's the Providence Pill!
What kind of racial abilities can you awaken?
Hell knows!, but it's better than the foodie talent now, right?
As for the others, the same as the name of the elixir, it depends on the will of heaven!