Chapter 207: Ren Bi
"Then do you want to talk about it?"
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Chu Xiong looked at the Giant Spirit God with such a hard mouth, and he had a posture of not saying anything about beating him to death, if it weren't for the fact that he had a pair of naturally gifted 'golden pupils' and noticed a slight twitch in the corners of the Giant Spirit God's eyes!
"There! There!" Hearing Chu Xiong's words, the heart of the giant spirit god was finally a lot more relieved! This is also the experience he summed up after doing too much as a prisoner, and he generally admires loyal ministers and despises traitorous ministers for prisoners!
The treatment of loyal ministers is not comparable to that of traitorous ministers! For loyal ministers, they will generally eat and drink well, but for traitorous ministers, it is torture to extract confessions! But Chu Xiong's next words interrupted his routine!
I only heard Chu Xiong ask, "In order to show the admiration of the great loyal minister in my heart, I have decided to make you a man!"
"What is it?" asked the giant spirit in confusion, but just hearing the name made him feel a creepy feeling!
Sure enough, Chu Xiong did not disappoint him, and immediately explained, "If you want to say that the most terrifying criminal law in this world is the human stick! I think you have heard of the human stick! It is to cut off the hands and feet of the person! The nose is cut off! The eye is also gouged out! The tongue is also pulled out! Only one ear is left to listen! And this person is much better than the human stick! Guess what a good method!"
"Brother Xiong, although I don't know about this person...... But please ...... Don't turn me into a human!" The Djinn God stammered and began to beg for mercy!
Chu Xiong immediately shook his head and said, "How can this be done! I, Chu Xiong, have always admired the great loyal ministers! I don't treat you as a human being, how can I be worthy of the fierce loyalty in your heart!"
"Don't!" the Djinn began to plead with a look in his eyes!
However, Chu Xiong didn't eat this set, and immediately said to himself, "Hey, don't worry! Come! Listen to me explain to you slowly, explain." If you want to be a perfect human being, the first step is to cut off the ten fingers on a person's hand! To be like this for you! If one hand has done it, there is a difference between one hand! Wait a minute, I'll let the bastard cut off the fingers on your other hand!"
"Brother Xiong! You have a lot of adults, so let go of the small ones! I'll say everything! I just ask Brother Xiong not to make me a human!"
But Chu Xiong didn't intend to let him go like this, he stretched out his hand and patted the big fat face of the giant spirit god and said, "Don't be afraid! Actually, the treatment of being a human being is very good! You don't have to do anything all day! Just lie in the pigsty and wait for food!"
"Brother Xiong, why did I appear in the pigsty after I became a human?......" As soon as the giant spirit god opened his mouth, he knew that he had said the wrong thing, and immediately closed his mouth!
Chu Xiong's eyebrows fluttered, and he said excitedly, "If you want to talk about the origin of this person's body, he is now on this pig's body, do you think! If you cut off a person's fingers and toes, and then pull out his tongue, and throw it into this pigsty, what do you say is the difference between him and the little pig in this pigsty!"
"There is no difference!" The Giant Spirit God really didn't want to say this, but Chu Xiong looked straight at himself like this, looking like he was going to eat people, could he not answer!
For such a captive, Chu Xiong had a very strong performance, so he continued, "That's right! Because the scientific name of this little pig is called 彘! So after cutting people into that, it will be a human being! Do you say that I am good to you, a loyal minister!"
"Brother Xiong! Am I a great traitor? I am an out-and-out traitor?" The giant spirit god did not expect that someone would treat a great loyal minister like this!
Chu Xiong pretended to scratch his head, and asked very embarrassed, "Is it true that every traitor will scold his master?
"Yes, of course!" At this time, the giant spirit god was afraid of Chu Xiong, as long as Brother Xiong said anything, he would admit it.
"You just said that you were a traitor, right?"
"Right"
Seeing that the Giant Spirit God replied so simply, Chu Xiong nodded and asked again, "Then I've been arresting you for so long! Why haven't you scolded that Jade Emperor once?"
"I've scolded! I've scolded him 10,000 times in my heart!"
Regarding this very obvious lie, Chu Xiong simply nodded his head to show his belief, and said, "Scold there now and let me hear it!"
"This ......" The giant spirit god immediately stopped talking for a while! Isn't this lifting a stone to hit one's own feet! Now he is slapping himself in the mouth! Who in the Divine Sect does not know the truth that misfortune comes from the mouth! Especially if he scolds the Jade Emperor, it is even more impossible to say! Unless he dislikes himself for living too long!
Chu Xiong is well aware of this! Don't look at the fact that the Shenren Sect is the number one force in the entire cultivation realm, and it often takes care of other people's affairs everywhere in the entire cultivation realm under the banner of protecting the weak and eliminating evil and promoting good! On the surface, he looks like a human dog, but in fact it is secretly dark! Collecting protection money is what they call taxes! What kind of window tax, poll tax, addition tax, reduction tax, and toll tax! There are as many as tens of thousands of types! Only you can't think of it, there is nothing that he can't collect!
And the Jade Emperor, the master of the Divine Sect, he is a notoriously cautious eye, don't look at him on the surface He is kind to everyone, the other is a small-bellied chicken intestine master, as long as people dare to say a bad word about him, within three days, this person will disappear in this cultivation realm.
Now Chu Xiong is forcing the Giant Spirit God to say such things! Seeing that this Giant Spirit God is silent! He immediately took out the golden scissors that the bastard threw on the ground and said, "Our traitorous minister, why don't you scold that Jade Emperor with your mouth? Don't you close it tightly like this! Now is the time for me to test you! If you really don't want to say it, I won't force you!"
As he spoke, Chu Xiong wiped the blood stains on the golden scissors on the big fat face of the Giant Spirit God, and showed a faint smile from time to time!
This is a sinister laugh! The laughing giant spirit has no bottom in his heart! He really doesn't know what to do! Alas! I really regret that I was greedy and misguided!
"I don't know Brother Xiong, why did you kidnap me, the general of the dignified god's sect, for no reason?" At the critical moment, the fat head of the giant spirit god immediately ran at a high speed, and he thought of changing the topic.
As for interrogating prisoners, Chu Xiong never had to ask and answer questions, just chatting, and then finally came up with useful news from it, and now this giant spirit god actually took the initiative to speak, this is a very good thing! Chu Xiong immediately replied in a fake manner, "This is mainly because of the ugliness you show after you are drunk, it is too ugly! So I tied you up!"
"I don't know! What kind of ugliness is going on!" As for whether he lost his temper after getting drunk, the giant spirit god really didn't know about this!
Chu Xiong didn't think about it, and took out a sound storage stone and said, "It's right here! If you want to know, just use your spiritual power to charge it! If you don't want to know, then forget it!"
"Yes!" a fierce curiosity drove the Djinn God to speak.
Chu Xiong was not coquettish, and immediately stretched out his finger to the sound storage stone, only to hear a voice from inside, saying, "The Jade Emperor is a bird! Lao Tzu, my giant spirit god is not bad! I think that Lao Tzu was the first to fight the country with that Jade Emperor Lao'er! The greatest credit in the god gate belongs to my giant spirit god, and the surname Li and Yang are all inferior to Lao Tzu! How can I say that Lao Tzu is also a great hero from the dragon!"
"Oh, then why are you just a little marshal leading 10,000 small soldiers?" this was Chu Xiong's voice.
"Of course, Lao Tzu is modest! Lao Tzu, I have never been greedy for merit! My merits have been remembered by the Jade Emperor Lao'er! He told me before he became the Jade Emperor, he said that he didn't want to be the Jade Emperor that day, so he passed this position to me and let me be the one! So! My credit is the credit of the Jade Emperor! Anyway, the entire Heavenly Palace will be mine in the future! What else do I want this official position for?"
"Oh! This is also the case! Then I don't know when the Jade Emperor Lao'er will give way to you?" is Chu Xiong's voice!
"Don't mention it! That Jade Emperor has stiff wings now, and his words don't count! His ass has been sitting on that throne for tens of thousands of years, and I haven't seen him move a bit! He's an emperor fan, and I've been following him for tens of thousands of years since he didn't have a career! In the end, no benefits have been left behind! I've thought about it now!"
"Oh, what have you thought of?"
"Can you not talk about this!"
"Don't talk about pulling down! If you don't say it, you won't have wine!" Chu Xiong began to threaten!
As soon as he heard that there was no wine to drink, the giant spirit god immediately said, "I have already thought about it! If after 10,000 years, that Jade Emperor Lao'er will not give up the throne to me! I will lead troops against his mother! Kill his 3,000 harem!"
Hearing this, the sober Giant Spirit God at this time was already in a cold sweat! He actually said such a thing! What kind of words is this! This is the words that want to punish the Nine Clans! Fortunately, he is single, and there are no Nine Clans, just as the Giant Spirit God began to rejoice, he saw Chu Xiong looking at him with a smile! In his heart, he suddenly fell into the valley.