Chapter 2: I Want a Baby
"No, I'm not going to fix it! ”
There were seven people sitting cross-legged in the hall of the Seven Feelings Sect Master.
These seven people have different appearances and clothes, and if it weren't for the embroidery on the back of their clothes, no one would have thought that these seven people had anything to do with each other.
"Lao Tzu went up the mountain at the age of fourteen, meditated in this broken place every day, couldn't even drink good wine, cultivated all day long, and repaired his mother's ......"
The seven of them were meditating cross-legged, and a bald head with "fear" embroidered on his back suddenly jumped up and kicked the futon under his buttocks away.
The futon flipped over a few times and hung on the nose of the statue of the grandfather.
"Old Five, you go and pick up the futon now, I won't beat you. An old man with fairy wind bones slowly opened his eyes and stared directly at the bald head.
The old man's back is embroidered with the word "Xi".
The people of the Seven Emotions Sect are divided into seven veins: joy, anger, sorrow, sorrow, fear, shock, and evil.
If you want to practice, you need to cut a love before you can practice, and the words embroidered on the back are the feelings of the cut.
If you cut the word joy, you will not feel the joy of emotion, and the same is true for the other elders, and the great elder to the seven elders will also cut these seven emotions in turn.
The people who have the highest cultivation among the seven veins are these seven elders, because ......
There are only these seven people in the Seven Feelings Sect.
"Old Five, practice quietly, and respect the ancestors. The Second Elder, who was dressed in a white robe, jumped up and took down the futon, patted it with his hand, and handed it to the Fifth Elder.
"Meditation ......" The fifth elder took the futon, touched the heart guard hair and was silent for a few seconds, and threw the futon up again with a flick of his hand, "Calm down!
The Seventh Elder was frightened, and just wanted to get up and pull the Fifth Elder, but was pulled by the Third Elder in surprise, "It's okay, Seventh Elder, you just came, you may not be used to it, let's not worry about this matter, just cultivate well." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the Great Elder jumped up from the futon and tore off the clothes on his upper body, revealing a strong muscle that did not match his age.
As soon as he stretched out his hand and grabbed the heart guard hair of the five elders, pressed the five elders to the ground, and jumped up with a big ear scraper.
"Rebellion! Rebellion! I'll let you throw a futon!"
Old men with gray hair and beards dragged the bald man's chest hair and beat him.
Seeing such a strange scene, the Seventh Elder's arms began to tremble uncontrollably.
The sixth elder patted the seventh elder on the shoulder, "Seventh, don't be afraid, I just came here like this, they told me that if you want to quit the sect, you have to be beaten with a stick of incense, and the executor is the Great Elder." ”
"No retreat! No retreat, no retreat. The head of the Seven Elders shook like a rattle, "Life is a person of the Seven Feelings Sect, and death is a ghost of the Seven Feelings Sect." ”
The Great Elder and the Fifth Elder continued, and the Great Elder took the towel handed over by the Second Elder and wiped the blood and sweat on his body, "Do you cultivate?"
"Don't fix it! Lao Tzu doesn't fix it!"
"Then what do you want to do!?" The Great Elder wiped his sweat, picked up the jade net bottle in front of the offering table, pulled out the willow branch and threw it to the ground, and raised his head to drink the water in the jade net bottle.
"I want to ......" The Fifth Elder was silent for a moment, a shy flush appearing on his face.
"I want a baby......"
Be quiet.
Dead as quiet.
The Seventh Elder struggled to stand up, and judging from the others, his legs trembled a little.
"Well, you cultivate first, I have to go and be quiet. ”
The Seven Elders waved their hands and walked out of the main hall in a trembling manner.
"Quietly, quietly. ”
The other elders looked complicated, shook their heads, and walked out one by one, one by two, with a little excitement.
"If you want a child, you want a child, you blushing and watching the old man do chicken feathers!"
......
"Uncle, I know to call me all day long, and when Lao Tzu first came, he said that he would let the new junior brother work. The fifth elder put his hand into the heart guard and scratched it, and then sniffed his fingers, "After the sixth and seventh elders came, I just said let them work, and the dead old man will jump up and beat him." ”
The five elders scolded and walked through the woods, saying that it was a forest, but in fact, it was a dozen or so trees with some bushes, but this was still the place where the major sects robbed.
"I've been eating this little broken forest for more than ten years, and the shells in the woods have all been picked up and eaten, and they still told me not to go back if they can't beat meat. The fifth elder jumped up a tree in two steps, reached out and touched the bird's nest.
"His uncle, this bird's nest is all out of the pulp. ”
The five elders jumped down from the tree, and happened to see a small colorful mushroom growing under the tree, the five elders reached out and pulled it down, and stuffed it into his pocket, "Go back and make a pot of mushroom soup, poison you old thing." ”
"Milkman, milkman......" An extremely subtle voice came from a distance.
If the average person hears it, the sound is not as loud as the sound of mosquitoes.
But the Fifth Elder was no ordinary person.
The five elders snorted, and the voice was clearly a doll that couldn't even speak.
"Milkman!" the little voice sounded again.
The five elders hurriedly followed the voice, and in a bush, they saw a small doll buried in the soil to their chest.
"My good boy, there is a child growing in the field......"
......
"Old Five, do you have dinner today?"
A man who was dirty, untidy with his hair and beard, like a bum, ran to the room, lifted the curtain and poked his head in.
Although it looks like a homeless man, there is a word "worry" embroidered on the back, which is the four elders.
"No, get out. ”
"Oh......"
The fourth elder turned his head and was about to leave, but was stopped by the third elder.
"Don't make trouble, you've lied to him for seven days, and he'll die if he doesn't eat again. The three elders lifted the curtain of the door, and just wanted to drill inside, but they were pushed out again.
The fifth elder pinched a big colorful mushroom in his hand, and came out of the room, "Do you blame me again, didn't you say that the six of us are not enough to eat, so we don't call it the fourth brother?"
"Hey, hey, that's not because the old four have big hearts, and they don't care about eating two less meals. The third elder smiled obscenely, and then said, "But this won't work, the fourth elder is dying." ”
"Give you a mushroom mat first, and I'll call you after I'm done." The Fifth Elder reached out and stuffed the colored mushroom into the Fourth Elder's mouth.
The four elders took a bite, smacked their mouths, and walked in the direction of the back and forth in a daze.
After taking two steps, he turned around and grinned, foaming at the mouth "Thank you." ”
After saying that, he fell to the ground and began to convulse as soon as he kicked his legs.
The third elder touched his head, walked away with his hands behind his back, and muttered, "Why are you still lying on the ground and sleeping?" ”
On the side of the room, the Sixth Elder pulled the Seventh Elder, who was at most in his teens, to observe secretly.
"See, this is one who dares to feed, one who dares to eat, and one who is not sad to see people die. The Sixth Elder solemnly pulled the Seventh Elder and said.
The Seventh Elder nodded earnestly and was about to leave, but he heard a faint immature voice calling for help in the room.
"Sixth Brother?" the Seventh Elder stabbed the Sixth Elder, "I seem to hear a child's voice." ”
The sixth elder nodded, "I also heard it, and I felt that something was wrong, and I was not allowed to enter the room." ”
"Fifth brother, the eldest brother called you and asked you to come over. The six elders shouted out so that the five elders couldn't hear what the voice was.
It didn't take long for the five elders to peek out of the room with their bald heads, but they didn't see anyone, then turned around and locked the door, shouting, "Okay." ”
Seeing that the fifth elder was gone, the sixth elder and the seventh elder sneaked to the door of the room, only to see a big lock hanging at the door.
The Seventh Elder confidently took out a silver needle, "I learned to pick locks with a silver needle before I went up the mountain, although I am not very good at it, but such a ......"
"Ahh
"Boom. The door of the room opened, and the six elders walked in with their hands behind their backs.
The corners of the Seventh Elder's mouth twitched a few times, and he followed the Sixth Elder in.
Sure enough, a child on the stove who couldn't even stand on his feet was tied up with five flowers.
"Five...... Fifth brother is hungry and crazy, where did he get a child?" The Seventh Elder reached out and touched the child's face, with a look of pity.
"yes, Thorny. ”
"Hmm, what's the sound?" the Seventh Elder looked up sharply, looking at the Sixth Elder.
The Sixth Elder turned his face as usual and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
"Oh, it's nothing, it's nothing, then I'm going to call the Great Elder to come over and have a look?"
"Okay, Thorny, go now, go now. ”
The Seventh Elder looked at the Sixth Elder strangely, and then turned his gaze to the child's face.
I saw that the child was shaking his head at the Seventh Elder with a frightened face, and hinted with his eyes, asking the Seventh Elder to look at the Sixth Elder.
The Seventh Elder turned his head to look and saw that the Sixth Elder had left a string of saliva on the corner of his mouth, and then sucked it up with a "sting" sound.
"Old Seven, you are stinging, what are you waiting for? ”
"Ahhh......h
......
"Old Five, are you crazy?
The seven elders formed a circle, and the child was placed in the middle.
The child struggled to keep his eyes open, for fear that he would fall asleep as soon as he closed his eyes.
"I didn't rob it!"
"Then where did this kid come from?" asked the boss with a grimace.
The five elders remembered the scene when they picked up the child, and their eyes were determined.
"It grows in the ground. ”
"Oh. The Great Elder's eyes softened a little, and he waved his sleeves and turned around and walked out of the hall.
"When it's ready, bring me a bowl. ”
“......”
"You don't really want to eat, do you?" the fifth elder picked up the child, "You don't come, this is the child I dug up, I want to raise the child." ”
"Raise it, how to raise it, you have to drink milk when you are so young, do you have it or do I have it?" said the Great Elder with a frown.
"There is porridge in the pot, I cooked it a little badly, and it can definitely be digested. The fifth elder held the child firmly.
"I also agree to raise him. A voice said weakly, "I'll go get porridge." ”
The child breathed a sigh of relief, and finally couldn't hold it anymore, closed his eyes and fell asleep.
It didn't take long to feel that someone was prying his mouth, and the child subconsciously opened his mouth, and a mouthful of warm porridge was sent into his mouth.
The child chewed it, feeling that the elasticity was very familiar, and after thinking about it, it seemed to be a mushroom......
Wait, mushrooms?
The child's eyes widened suddenly, and he saw a dirty, bubbling wild man with a small spoon and a spoonful of bubbling multicolored mushroom porridge into his mouth.
"Damn, fourth brother, it's not this pot, this pot is for you to eat, and the non-poisonous pot is next to it!" the fifth elder reached out and knocked the spoon off.
"Hey, fifth brother, look, this kid gave a middle finger. ”