Time: Probably the beginning of the Tang Dynasty.

Location: A temple in Nanzhan Buzhou.

The golden statue of the Buddha sits cross-legged at the top, and his majestic eyes see through the nine heavens and ten earths.

Incense wafts around.

Make the Buddha statue more and more peaceful, especially the pair of eyes, more majestic and smart.

Under the Buddha statue sat two monks, an old man and a young monk.

The old monk's face was like a withered branch, looking like a candle in the wind, but his eyes were unusually bright and energetic.

The young monk has red lips and white teeth, and a handsome face, if he takes off his robe, I am afraid that it will make countless women's hearts like deer.

"Xuanzang, how long have you been in my Pure Land Temple?"

After a long time, when the incense was about to burn out, the old monk asked slowly, his voice full of anger and not at all like an old man in his last years.

"Back to the master, Xuanzang has been in the temple for twenty-one years. ”

I've been eating vegetarian food for more than 20 years, Xuanzang added in his heart.

Made shit, the poor monk is about to become a vegetarian!

But then again, twenty-one years have passed in a blink of an eye, that is, there are still four years to go.

The learning of the scriptures is about to begin.

That's right, it's like the one in a TV series.

'It's been six years since the eight-year War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression, and the little devil is about to be driven out of China' is the same as the sage who said this.

Xuanzang is a traverser.

So I am still a little sure of my fate.

The original name has long been forgotten.

More than 20 years is enough time for people to forget many things, or after being called Xuanzang for more than 20 years, he is Xuanzang.

If I hadn't recorded Journey to the West early, I'm afraid I would have almost forgotten the plot.

By the way, the record of Journey to the West is in simplified Chinese, with half of the pinyin mixed in between.

I remember an old monk doing a round.

I peeked into my own notes.

With that bewildered expression, I can't help but want to laugh even now when I think about it.

Xuanzang also had to admire his foresight.

However, for his own crossing, Xuanzang is actually dissatisfied with a lot of places.

Someone else's family travels through the West.

It's not about crossing into the Monkey King to build infrastructure, and then turning it over.

It is to cross into a six-eared macaque and cultivate a supernatural power to run rampant in the Three Realms.

can almost cross into his second apprentice, and he can still bubble Chang'e before he becomes Zhu Bajie.

Then he took his 80,000 Tianhe water army to bully and dominate the market.

Worse can become a white rabbit in Chang'e's arms!

Ahem, the poor monk said that he was a moon rabbit and wanted to face the wall crookedly.

Crossing into a Tang monk?

The setting of the poor monk is not that the less hair, the stronger the combat effectiveness, and there is a fart for crossing into Tang Sanzang!

In fact, at the beginning, Chen Xuanzang refused to be a monk.

It's not a joyful meditation to cultivate.

Eating fasting all day long, and not being able to get close to women, for a soul who has crossed over from modern times.

It's simply anti-human.

Then, Xuanzang was ready to flee down the mountain after his body first grew up.

Thinking about it, with his identity as the reincarnation of the golden cicada, how can he be mixed up.

That year, Xuanzang was ten years old.

On that day, Xuanzang met a monster for the first time.

met a python demon at the foot of the mountain, and Xuanzang was confused at that time.

This is Chang'an City, at the feet of the Son of Heaven.

There are even youkai haunted?!

Xuanzang said that he had received so many pilgrims in the Pure Land Temple since he was sensible, and he had never heard of a monster daring to come over and make trouble!

The most important thing is that this is still the Pure Land Temple!

The carrying handle in the temple of Chang'an, the masters in it are like clouds.

There will be a monster trouble?!

Until.

It wasn't until after the appearance of the old monk God that he was majestic.

Xuanzang realized.

In fact, I was like playing a game in my previous life.

A few losses and a few wins have already been clearly arranged.

It is impossible to score points, and it is played back and forth in the diamond segment.

The same is true for oneself.

From birth, his fate has been arranged.

Traveling west to learn scriptures, become a Buddha of Tan merit.

If you think about it carefully, Zhantan merit and blessing are okay, at least it is a formal establishment.

A certain monkey squatted in prison for 500 years, and when he came out, he mixed it with the Buddha.

A certain pig was demoted from marshal to emissary, let alone a general who had a few lines and paddled all day

"It's been twenty-one years, and you're familiar with the Buddhist classics. ”

The old monk spoke, but paused halfway through his words.

Xuanzang secretly rolled his eyes.

Can you not read it well?

Trapped in this pit temple all day long, there is no other entertainment, not even a girl to talk to.

Three years ago, Xuanzang specially checked several dogs raised in the temple, and all of these dogs were male.

There is nothing else to do except read Buddhist scriptures.

The most important thing is that these monks are simply human-faced beasts.

Every time I read the Buddhist scriptures, someone came to me for assessment.

If you can't argue with the other party, it will be a severe beating, which is called education.

You were taught by the Raiden King and the XX Academy!

This made Xuanzang feel like he had been in the third year of high school for more than 20 years.

It wasn't until yesterday that all the monks in the entire temple were overthrown by themselves, which was considered liberation.

However, the old monk was killed yesterday, and today the old monk will come to him.

Xuanzang always felt that the situation was a little wrong.

"It's all taught by the master. ”

Xuanzang said sincerely.

Well, if you have the opportunity, you must definitely apply the same method that this group of stinky and shameless guys used on yourself is also applied to this group of monks.

"Hmm. ”

The old monk nodded with satisfaction, obviously quite satisfied with Xuanzang's praise.

"But the Dharma is not just a matter of words, and today there are pilgrims at the foot of the mountain who say that there are evil things in their homes, and they are testing your Dharma with this evil thing. ”

The old monk didn't squint and said calmly.

Nani?

On the other side, Xuanzang's eyes widened.

Let me go to the demons?

What have you taught me over the years, don't you have a little pressure in your heart?

Do you want me to slay the demons, or do you want me to feed the monsters?!

Xuanzang had an urge to blow up the old monk's dog head in front of him.

Didn't you win last night when you exchanged the Dharma?

So stingy?

I'm not worried about whether I'll be killed directly by the monster if I go.

With his own Xuanzang's legal name.

There's no way they're going to let themselves die.

When the poor monk dies, who will learn the scriptures?

Not all meat is called Tang monk meat!

Not all monks are reincarnated by the golden cicada.

But to make a fool of yourself is definitely to make a fool of yourself, and you have to suffer a little.

"Amitabha, master, Xuanzang is willing to go to the bottom of the mountain to eliminate the evil. ”

Xuanzang spoke slowly, which made the old monk stunned.

The words just now were just casual words by myself, knocking and knocking Xuanzang.

Unexpectedly.

Did he really agree?

However, Xuanzang was only afraid that Buddhism was not refined and could not subdue demons, but he harmed the pilgrims and tarnished the reputation of the Pure Land Temple. ”

Immediately, Xuanzang said to the old monk seriously.

Old Monk ......

Although there are all kinds of complaints in my heart, I don't know how to refute Xuanzang.

This kid's eloquence is really-

The old monk felt that he had nothing to say.

On the other side, Chen Xuanzang, who was originally triumphant, stared slightly.

"Ding, the system is activated, congratulations to the host Chen Xuanzang for completing the rejection task for the first time, and rewarding the bronze lottery *1, please make persistent efforts and strive not to learn from the experience. ”

The dog system you're finally here.

The poor monk has eaten fasting food for more than 20 years!