Chapter 356: Return to Miao Jiang
The people outside were talking, Xu Dong and Mo Mo, who were hiding behind the stone screen, heard it clearly, Xu Dong squeezed Mo Mo's hand, attached it to her ear and said, "Your father is very hard, he can be regarded as a man." ”
Mo Mo said, "Of course, otherwise, how could I let my father be the chief, how could the people of Miao Jiang trust him so much." ”
She worried, "No wonder the 'big raccoon' is reluctant to attack my father, there is a reason, now, I guess the 'big raccoon' is soft and ineffective against my father, and he is going to start to be hard." ”
"Big raccoon" snorted from his nose and said, "Hmph, I think you are 'toasting and not eating and drinking', the old lady wants to marry you, but you bury the old lady like this, you don't want to live anymore, right?" ”
"Hahaha. Miao Zaixing smiled, "From the moment I was placed under house arrest by Miao Long, I knew that I had lived to the end, I didn't expect to live for all these years, and I saw Miao Long die in front of me, I think it's enough,......"
The "big raccoon" jumped like thunder and instructed the four brothers of the Ma family, "Quick, cut off its tongue for me, the old lady can't stand him." ”
Ma Zhanshan hesitated, "Master, do you really want to cut off his tongue, he can't speak without his tongue, and we will never know the whereabouts of those two treasures." ”
"The big raccoon" said, "Can you expect him to say anything, and if he keeps his tongue and can only say the words of the angry old lady, it is better to tell him to keep his mouth shut forever from now on." ”
Ma Zhanshan was still persuading, "Master, please calm your anger, think about the reason why the master kept him, isn't it just to ask him to 'hand over' those two treasures, if you can't bear it, haven't you raised him for nothing in the past seven years." ”
"Big Tanuki" compromised, "That...... You have to find a way to get him to speak now, and tell where those two treasures are hidden, or it will be too late for that kid to find it. ”
Ma Zhanshan said, "Don't worry, except for our four brothers, no fifth person here knows this place, we can slowly consume it with him here, and the foodies stored in my 'hole' will not be consumed for you for ten days and a half months." ”
"Big Raccoon" said, "Okay, then I'll give him to you, the old lady got up early today, now make up for a while, you give me a good 'wait' for him, if he refuses to cooperate, he will be cut into pieces." ”
As he spoke, the "big raccoon" yawned twice in a row, walked behind the stone screen in a daze, and didn't look at the situation behind the stone screen, took off his 'pants' and squatted on the ground to relieve himself.
Xu Dong and Mo Mo hid in the dark, and saw the white 'flower' and 'flower' buttocks shaking in front of them, and a rush bell sounded, and a smell of 'urine' and 'sao' penetrated into the nostrils of the two without hindrance.
Mo Mo passed a 'look' to Xu Dong, asking Xu Dong to take advantage of this time to control the "big raccoon", 'force' the "big raccoon" to give command, and let the four brothers of the Ma family release her father as soon as possible.
Xu Dong understood Mo Mo's meaning, and when he pulled on the "pants" after the "big raccoon" finished sprinkling the "pee", he reached out and grabbed the "big raccoon", and the "big raccoon" was frightened by this, and was about to scream, but Xu Dong covered her mouth with one hand.
"Don't make a sound, I'll kill you first. ”
"Big Raccoon" saw Xu Dong's 'lustful' appearance, and everything was clear in her heart, she originally wanted to 'fight' with Xu Dong to resist, but she couldn't get out of her head with both hands holding her 'pants'.
Xu Dong turned his mouth outward, and ordered her in a low voice, "Quickly ask Ma Zhanshan to release the people, if Miao Zaixing has the slightest problem, I will first use your 'sassy' fox body to cut out." ”
Of course, the "big raccoon" will know the current affairs, thinking that he has fallen into the hands of others, no matter how much he resists, it is in vain, it is best not to suffer the immediate loss, and then follow the mercy of others first.
"Zhanshan, let that old guy go. She shouted outside.
Ma Zhanshan obviously didn't understand the instructions of the "big raccoon", "Master, didn't you just say that you were going to chop Miao Zaixing into pieces, why did you suddenly change the hexagram now." ”
The second Ma Zhanpo also said, "Master, when the master is here, he always uses one sentence to describe you, saying that you are doing things like 'urine' and 'changing', and today the apprentice has finally seen it, didn't you just change with a soak of 'urine'." ”
"Occupy the slope. "Big Raccoon" scolded, "How to talk to the old lady, the old lady told you to let go as soon as possible, is it that your master is gone, the old lady's words will become the wind in your ears." ”
Ma Zhanshan hurriedly explained, "No, Master, the four of us brothers really don't understand you, those two treasures haven't been successful, but you want us to let this bad old man go......"
The "big raccoon" said, "Don't fucking ramble, you release me quickly, otherwise the old lady will no longer recognize you as apprentices in the future, and you will cultivate by yourself." ”
Speaking of this, Ma Zhanshan had to listen to the words of the "big raccoon", cut the rope that tied Miao Zaixing with a knife, and viciously pushed Miao Zaixing out of the mountain 'hole'.
"Old boy, count yourself lucky, my sister is not sober today, and she asked me to let you go, you hurry up with your 'legs', if I catch up with you in a while, there will be no more good fruit for you to eat. ”
Seeing that Ma Zhanshan let Miao Zaixing go, the "big raccoon" dared to amplify his voice, "Shaoxia, my man died in your hands, and now you have released Miao Zaixing according to your wishes, so you can raise your noble hand and let me go." ”
Mo Mo said, "Phew, you will know that you are an old woman, didn't you just say that you are very tender, I have never seen a 'woman' like you who is not ashamed." ”
Ma Zhanshan heard someone talking behind the stone screen, and hurriedly shouted, "Master, aren't you alone in the back, how can you hear who you are talking to?" ”
Xu Dong took the "big raccoon" outside, and the four brothers of the Ma family were taken aback when they saw Xu Dong and Mo Mo, and the four of them wanted to run away when they saw that the situation was not good, but their 'legs' were weak, and they couldn't run if they wanted to.
"You...... You...... You...... You ......" Ma Zhanshan pointed at Xu Dong and was speechless.
Xu Dong said, "You...... What are you, don't think you're playing so cleverly, I can't figure it out, now, can you still pretend to me. ”
Ma Zhanshan knew that he couldn't go over with a hard 'firm', so he had to be cheeky and soft, "Big ...... Hero, it's not ...... It's all about me...... It's this, and we don't dare to disobey...... This ......."
"Big Raccoon" scolded hatefully, "Ma Zhanshan, you are really a soft egg, what did you say when you fell under the pomegranate skirt of the old lady, saying that you want to be different from the old lady and die with the same 'hole', you betrayed me so easily." ”
Ma Zhanshan said, "You 'sao' fox is still embarrassed to say it, while my master is away, you will eat the old cow and eat the tender grass and eat all our four brothers, think about it yourself, how much youth 'spring' you have taken up our brothers." ”
Xu Dong really couldn't listen to it anymore, and seeing that Mo Mo's face was so ashamed, he had to quickly escort the "big raccoon" and the four brothers of the Ma family out of Lao Linzi, and it was up to the Miao Jiang people to decide what these people should convict.
"Listen, you four brothers, I'm going to take you back, you are now obediently leading the way in front, if you have the slightest intention of resisting, don't blame me for being unkind. ”
Ma Zhanshan knew how great Xu Dong's ability was, and he could clean up his master Miao Long, which was really not something ordinary people could do, and the four brothers didn't dare to joke with their lives.
Besides, although the four brothers recognized the thief as their father and did some evil with Miao Long and the "big raccoon", there was no bloody case in Miao Jiang, and it is estimated that after being escorted back by Xu Dong, the Miao Jiang people may let them go.
The four brothers of the Ma family were in front, Xu Dong and Mo Mo were holding the "big raccoon" behind, and the aisle was much faster in the daytime than at night, and they came out of the old forest after two or three hours.
Miao Zaixing came back one step ahead of them, and at this time he led the Miao Jiang people to welcome Xu Dong's return like a general who welcomed the triumphant return, and when he saw Mo Mo, he was stunned, and he couldn't recognize who this 'girl' was.
Mo Mo knelt down in front of him, "Daddy, I am your 'daughter' Xiaojiao, my aunt and brother died in the hands of Miao Long, and you are now the only 'daughter' left with me." ”
"Xiaojiao, Daddy thought you were long gone, I really didn't dare to think that you were still alive, alive and well, Daddy still has your 'daughter' here, seeing you is like seeing your mother. ”
The father and daughter didn't have time to be pretentious, because there was still a lot of work to do, so Miao Zaixing asked someone to take the "big fox" and the four brothers of the Ma family into a dungeon, leaving him to punish these five people according to Miao Jiang's legal code.
Miao Zaixing and Xu Dong discussed, "Hero, Miao Long left these thousand 'female' people in the Chief's Mansion, these 'female' sons were forcibly occupied by him, what do you say I should do with these 'female' people." ”
Xu Dong thought for a while, "It's better to be like this, aren't there still many single men in Miao Jiang, it's better to let these single men take these 'women' home, and become a husband and wife." ”
Miao Zaixing frowned, "I also thought about it this way, but when I thought that there were more bachelors in Miao Jiang, there were more monks and less porridge, if these bachelors were allowed to rob them, they might break their heads in order to win a 'female'." ”
Xu Dong remembered that he had matched men and women on Wuliang Island, and thought that he could copy that set to Miao Jiang, and the original method of Chief Moza would be more suitable for Miao Jiang.
"You let those single men draw lots, and those who catch lots will give them indicators, and those who don't catch them will only blame themselves for their bad luck, and they won't have too many complaints. ”
Miao Zaixing sighed and said, "I have no choice but to do this, and the 1,000 men who caught the lot are matched with the 1,000 'women', what if they all pick and choose the old and young." ”
Xu Dong said, "It's not easy to do, you write the names of the 1,000 'women' before you catch the lot, and whoever catches it will directly let him lead the people according to their names, anyway, if you catch the lot, you will have nothing to say." ”
After he said this, he thought in his heart that these 'women' occupied by Miao Long are all a little 'beautiful', but there is indeed the problem of old and young, if it is dealt with so simply, there will definitely be many pairs of resentful couples in the future.
So, he quickly overturned what he had just done, "No, no, no, we still have to 'get' a blind date, let these men and women meet by themselves, and those who fall in love can become husband and wife." ”