Chapter 5: The Great Demon King of Good Hearts?
As a result, Jiang Li casually broke his hand, turned around and walked forward, shaking his hand without looking back as he walked, and said, "Okay, okay...... Won't I promise you?Isn't it okay for me to be the Great Demon King?Okay, don't make trouble, good ......."
"Good ...... Shrewd?...... I'll kill you!"
The next moment, Hei Lian roared all the way, chasing Jiang Li and fleeing in embarrassment.
Jiang Li complained from afar: "Sure enough, it's useless to be angry with your own people!"
Lying on his big bed, Jiang Li sighed and said, "Hey, is our resentment really not going until dawn?"
Heilian sat on the window, looked at the moon outside the window and said, "The moon is so round today." ”
Jiang Li rolled his eyes, turned over and went to sleep directly.
Hei Lian glanced back at Jiang Li and asked, "Hey, why don't you ask?"
Jiang Li turned off the lights smoothly......
Black Lotus: "You really don't ask, you beg me, and I'll tell you." ”
Jiang Li said, "Didn't you tell me?"
Hei Lian was stunned, and then suddenly realized, and said angrily: "You TM...... Can't you be stupid?"
Jiang Li waved his hand and continued to sleep.
Since Black Lotus has time to admire the moon so calmly, instead of shouting like before, asking Jiang to leave and cause evil, it means that at least they can see the sun tomorrow.
Nothing to say all night......
"Ringing ringing!"
The alarm clock was beating wildly, and the next moment, a hand lazily reached over and patted it gently!
Syllable!
"My alarm clock! Twenty dollars!"
A terrible scream pierced the silence of the early morning!
Jiang Li sat at the table, looking at the broken alarm clock that had no possibility of repairing at all, and glared angrily at the smiling black lotus on the side.
Hei Lian said: "I told you a long time ago, my strength, you have nothing to practice more." ”
Jiang Li rolled his eyes and ignored him.
However, Jiang Li also knew that what Heilian said was right, he had to practice, otherwise he would break the alarm clock this time. What if you really shoot someone to death next time?
Jiang Lijia lives in the west of Yongcheng, which is not a prime location, the house is rented, one bedroom and one living room, three hundred a month, and the water and electricity bills are calculated separately.
However, this is also a little expensive for Jiang Li......
I went downstairs and just had breakfast, when Jiang Li received a call from my mother who was far away in the countryside: "Have you eaten?"
Jiang Li hurriedly chewed the bun in his mouth twice and said, "Eat it." ”
"You're still answering the phone while eating?!I don't know if it's bad for your health to eat and call?!" A roar erupted on the other side of the phone!
Jiang Li put the phone on the table very calmly, and after a minute, the roar over there was over, and then he picked it up and said calmly: "Mom, you're right!"
Jiang Li's mother said: "It's good to know, isn't it short of money? ”
Jiang Li said: "There is no shortage, your son is rich!"
Jiang Li's mother said: "If you have money, you don't want to chase girls?Bring me a daughter-in-law back?!How old are you?!You are 23 years old after the New Year, and you are still a single @#¥......"
Ten minutes later......
Jiang Li's mother roared: "Your room has been changed to a double bed, and you don't accept one person!"
Then the phone hung up.
Jiang Li wiped his sweat and said, "Hey...... I'm only 23, what's the hurry?"
Heilian asked puzzled at this time, "Hey...... The woman was so angry just now that she was about to explode, why didn't she see her resentment?"
Jiang Li scolded in his heart: "Are you stupid? I am angry with you, but I don't complain about you, only my own mother! That's my own mother, it's strange to blame me." Gone ......."
Black Lotus asked, "Where are you going?"
Jiang Li said: "Looking for a job...... We came to a crew some time ago, saying that we were recruiting actors, and the script was sent out, and we auditioned today. ”
When Hei Lian heard this, she scolded: ", they asked you to read the manuscript?" Damn, let's turn around and tear them up!"
Jiang Li: "#@¥......"
Hei Lian said again: "Hey...... Boy, time is running out. You're running out of grievances yesterday, and you'll have to figure out how to do it. Otherwise, the two of us will have to wait for death again. ”
Jiang Li sighed and said, "How do you calculate your health value?"
Black Lotus said: "It's very simple, 100 points of resentment for a day's life." Yesterday, you fried fish under the bridge, which attracted more than 40 resentments, and the two women and the unlucky ghost provided sixty resentments, just one hundred points. Add to that the rest of my life, so you can get a good night's sleep today, but if you can't get up before 6 a.m., you'll never get up. ”
Jiang Li sighed and said, "How much is that resentment, can you let me see it?"
Black Lotus said: "You go and communicate with the Chaos Scythe yourself, it will have a way for you to see." ”
Jiang Li carefully sensed the sickle inserted in his heart, and sure enough, the next moment, a piece of information flashed in his mind, the remaining resentment: 75 points, and the remaining moment of life: eighteen hours.
Heilian immediately said: "Boy, I didn't lie to you, right? Time is running out, I think it's time for you to give this city a good punch! Then we can at least get away with it for ten or eight years! How good ......"
Jiang Li smiled and scolded: "Roll the calf......"
At this moment, Jiang Li's eyes lit up!
I saw a woman with a child chatting with an acquaintance next to the commissary on the side of the road, and the conversation was too exciting, and she didn't notice that the little guy around her had begun to wander, with a pair of bright and cute big eyes, looking straight at the corner of the street.
The little guy looked a little over a year old, and he was cute and cute.
Hei Lian smiled and said, "What's the matter? Is it because you have a crush on your mother, or a crush on your child?
"Carrying your brother-in-law, don't you want to lack resentment? I think the one who sent the resentment is here!" Jiang Li smiled.
Heilian looked at the child, then at the woman, and said puzzledly: "You won't really open your mind, are you ready to fight the mother and daughter together?"
Jiang Li: "Can you use your brain? What do you think that kid is doing?"
After looking at it for a while, Hei Lian said, "That kid is eating a lollipop!"
After speaking, Heilian ran out of Jiang Li's body directly, glaring at Jiang Li with extremely fierce, serious and full of warning: "Your uncle! You don't plan to use your divine power to snatch a one-year-old girl's lollipop, right? I tell you, this kind of humiliating thing, I refuse!"
Jiang Li looked at Hei Lian with a stupid look and said, "What's the matter, you still have to do a good job for the heavens?"
Hei Lian snorted: "The Great Demon King is also principled, we can kill people, we can destroy the world, but go and grab a little girl's lollipop...... It's a shame! I'm also a person with an identity and a face! You can't fool me like this! If I see other demons in the future and know that I do this kind of thing every day, where will I put my face?"