The world has changed a lot. Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and people are rivers and lakes.

It is said that there is a small town named Fengxiang between Fufeng and Luoyi, which developed because of the official road of Changluo.

And there is a small tavern between the west markets of Fengxiang, and the owner is a handsome lady.

This lady is notoriously arrogant here, so her tavern is also angry with her name... Then, in order not to let people call her a rude woman again, she was elegant and changed the name of her tavern to "Here Jianghu".

The proprietress doesn't know who her surname is, but she only knows that the neighbors and villagers all call them tea girls... The tea lady will not introduce herself to the newcomers, but will just come up and greet the tea as a side dish... The eyes are not cross-lined. In this way, the newcomer can only scratch his head and call her the tea lady with the group of regular customers.

And when it comes to the tea lady, there is a strange rule, no matter who the guest is, the high and low princes and generals, all of them are not divided into three, six, nine, etc., come to find a place to sit, sit down and wait for the tea lady to greet one by one... You come to the tavern to drink wine and tea, and the tea lady doesn't take a penny. However, there is one - you only need to tell a story about your most precious and pitiful experience and listen to it to the tea lady.

The deeper the friendship that remains in the memory, the better the wine will be. Among them, the most high-quality is the tea wine brewed by the tea lady herself.

It was a breezy day. A reckless young man burst into the tavern.

The young man stumbled and sat down in his seat, whispering incessantly, "Old... Hostess, give... Brew me the best bar available. Hearing the tea and wine, it is unforgettable. ”

The tea lady's eyes turned a few times brightly and darkly: "Oh? Then you have the best story to change?"

"I didn't. But, I have the most heartbreaking story in the world, can I tell it?"

The tea lady held the fan and covered it lightly, and the expression under the fan was unpredictable: "Well, let's talk about it." Let me see if this story is worth it for me to propose a pot of tea and wine. ”

The beginning of the story is cliché, but not so clichéd.

Teenagers and girls become poems, and no matter how dull the encounter is, it can give birth to infinite affection.

This young man's family is in Jingchu and he is very rich.

The young man's surname is Xu, and he has two names.

I met that girl before the marriage of Brother Xu... The relatives set by the Xu family for him are not in the township, there are one town and two mountains in between, and he has to travel 250 miles to marry him... But why should the family of the super-rich be afraid?

However, the Xu family didn't know that there was a female bandit on the top of the mountain hundreds of miles away, who was the king of the mountain. In his life, he robbed his house, did not kill people, and set fires. At the foot of the mountain, almost all the rich and noble families in a radius of 100 miles have suffered.

This little brother, when he first entered the rivers and lakes, did not know that the mountains were treacherous, so he drilled into it with all his brains. You said that such a stupid boy took the initiative to send him to the door, and the female bandit was simply sorry for his reputation if he didn't rob him. As soon as there was a clang, what the little brother Xu had learned in his life was unloaded by the tricks.

But the female bandit who robbed the goods was also a principled female bandit, and after robbing the box of goods, she was ready to let Brother Xu pass.

But it's this little brother Xu, who is clearly a dead eye.

It doesn't make sense to look at it, and it can't be beaten. For a while, the blood is on the head, and infinite courage is born. Attacked the female bandit leader alive.

Well, I can't go any way now.

The female bandit leader was furious. Little Brother Xu knew that she hadn't used all her skills when she had just robbed him.

Under the wrath of the female bandit leader, he felt as if he had been closed by the ghost gate.

After that, it could only be the entourage of the little brother Xu who went back to report the letter to ransom the person, and the little brother Xu himself was detained.

What are you going to do when you are seized? Naturally, it is a slow toss.

In addition to the housekeeping skills of robbing houses, the female bandit leader also has a lot of tricks to toss people.

Brother Xu's life during that time was indeed bleak. I can't beat it, and I can't get it back.

Slowly, Brother Xu became resentful, and began an alternative revenge that made people's jaws drop - he knew that this female bandit was strong in martial arts, so he followed him day and night, stealing martial arts, thinking that one day he could take revenge.

But with the concealment ability of Brother Xu's three-legged cat, he was naturally easily discovered, and he naturally suffered a lot of beatings every day.

Life has passed like this, and the two have an indescribable tacit understanding. After stealing the master every day, it is a meal of fists and feet, and then sitting down to talk, it is really like a master instructing the apprentice.

Little Brother Xu slowly began to understand the stories of many female bandits...

Like him, the bandit was also the inheritor of the family.

The female bandit's father is a bandit, and so is her mother, and the female bandit was born a little bandit.

Later, my father and mother left, and the little bandit became a little bandit who grew up.

The little bandits also like to live a life where they often rob the rich and give the surplus to the poor. Every day is at ease, happy like a fairy, happy and leisurely.

Little Brother Xu looked at her happy face when she spoke, and his heart couldn't help but be a little touched.

Later, Brother Xu's father came to the door and forced the female bandit to hand over Shangguan.

The female bandit looked at Little Brother Xu and kept watching. Then regardless of Brother Xu's resistance and entanglement, he packed and threw him to Brother Xu's father.

Later, the small bandits disbanded their strongholds for decades.

The world is so big, Little Brother Xu can no longer find a little female bandit.

At this point, the story gradually came to an end and ended.

After listening to this, the tea lady asked him: "This is the most sad thing in the world?"

Little Brother Xu touched his head and said, "Hmm." I can't find my favorite person. This is the saddest thing in the world. ”

After listening to this, the tea lady was very indifferent, and kicked Brother Xu out indifferently.

"I can't find someone I like, so I slipped away to find it, and I really scolded my mother for cheating and drinking. ”

After a pause, he said as if comforting: "The rivers and lakes are a big place." Can you still lose such a big living person?"

Closing the door of the tavern, the tea lady was still chattering non-stop: "It's annoying to see the sky, it's been a few lifetimes, and it's still a vulgar drama for you to chase me." If you don't change a new trick next time, the old lady will blacklist these two people directly. so as not to disturb the purity. ”