Chapter 232: Sloppy Old Man
"It's been several times, and this time I finally let Lao Tzu catch it! If I don't break your three legs today, I can't stand the pig killer at the corner of the street!"
"Don't mind, don't mind. I'm so old, and I'm not a demon clan, where did I get my three legs to give you a discount!"
"Don't talk to Lao Tzu! Either lose money! or break your legs!"
"Money... Old man, I really don't have wow..."
"No money?!If you don't have money, you will leave your legs for Lao Tzu!"
Listening to the argument and cursing, Zhang Fengfan and several people crowded to the front of the crowd and saw an old man lying on the ground with a blue nose and swollen face, a six-year-old child by his side, and a half-bitten meat bun covered with mud and dust in his hand. Around the two of them, there were several buns scattered, and the drawer of steamed buns was also turned aside.
Behind the bun seller stood several people, spitting at the old man, cursing incessantly.
After listening to the dispute of several people, Zhang Fengfan understood, it seems that this old man stole other people's meat buns, and he seems to be a habitual offender.
But he heard that this old man seemed to be a human race, Zhang Fengfan felt pity for the same clan, so he stepped forward and said to the bun vendor: "Uncle, I don't know how many buns this old man has eaten from you, I will pay for him, is it okay?"
Hearing this, the bun vendor raised his eyebrows and looked at Zhang Fengfan, and said contemptuously: "Ho, it's a human race again." If you want to get ahead, you can. This old guy stole my buns at least ten times, no less than six each time, you look at Lao Tzu's buns, all of them are thin skin and thick filling, so big one by one! This time it is even more excessive! This old guy directly took away Lao Tzu's entire drawer! There are also Lao Wang's roast chicken, Lao Li's apricot blossom stuffing, this is all money! I don't embarrass you kid, in total, you will pay us ten demon spirit stones!"
"How much?!" Zhang Fengfan exclaimed.
"Oh, old man, I can't beat it anymore, this old bone is going to fall apart, ouch, ouch..."
The old man saw that Zhang Fengfan seemed unwilling to pay the bill, so he lay on the ground and whimpered.
The bun vendor actually wanted to take the money, but the stall was still there, and the business still had to be done.
Seeing Zhang Fengfan exclaim, the vendor rubbed his hands in embarrassment, "Why don't you give you a discount?"
"No, no, no, no. Zhang Fengfan waved his hand, "I thought you would want as much as you wanted, Miss Zixi, please give this uncle twenty demon spirit stones." ”
Zixi nodded, and took out twenty demon spirit stones from his sleeve and handed them to the bun vendor.
"If it is superfluous, it will be regarded as losing your money in the bun drawer, and the loss of delaying your business. Zhang Fengfan arched his hand.
After taking the demon spirit stone, the bun vendor waved his hand, turned around and left with a few people smiling, not even caring about the bun drawer thrown aside.
When the onlookers saw that there was no excitement, they booed and gradually dispersed.
The people were almost scattered, Zhang Fengfan stepped forward to help the old man, "Old man, you are a human race, right? How can you be beaten like this? You can come to the demon world, why can't you even eat?"
The old man opened one eye slightly, glanced at Zhang Fengfan, and was about to lie on the ground again: "Ouch, ouch, old man, I'm hungry, and my whole body hurts, I can't get up, I can't get up." ”
If you can't get up, you can lie down!
As soon as Zhang Fengfan let go, the old man fell to the ground hard.
Seeing that Zhang Fengfan didn't eat this, he turned around and wanted to leave. The old man stood up with a carp and dragged Zhang Fengfan: "Don't mind, I see that your bones are wonderful, and your face is ruixiang, you invite the old man and me to eat, how about I give you a creation, old man?"
"No need. Zhang Fengfan was about to leave, but the old man's hand was surprisingly strong, Zhang Fengfan pumped several times, and the old man still pulled tightly.
Turning around, Zhang Fengfan frowned and said, "Old man, I kindly helped you out of the siege, are you a little shameless to be so cheating." ”
Hearing this, the old man smiled: "What's the use of asking for face, can face fill your stomach? If you don't take that hawker away, I will be beaten by the old man, and I will continue to steal next time." You are the best way to live for the old man, you don't care, you can't. ”
"Hey, you're too shameless!" Yin Qi was about to come up and pull the old man's hand away, but the old man was still stiff and didn't move.
Zhang Fengfan tried hard to pull his hand again, and even just wanted to urge the true qi, but he was pushed hard by the old man's hand, and the true qi that had just been urged out of the dantian was suppressed back.
"Huh?" The old man is a cultivator who has cultivated well?!
"Ouch, ouch. The old man was still dragging Zhang Fengfan stiffly, but his mouth kept groaning, "The old man is hungry, how can he do it without eating." Ouch, ouch!"
Even if they were entangled like this, Da Zhuang still watched coldly from the sidelines, and had no intention of helping.
Well, if this old scoundrel doesn't let go, he can't leave himself, so let's go and make a fortune again, and invite this old man to dinner. How to say, seeing each other is fate. Zhang Fengfan had no choice but to comfort himself like this.
"Old man, let go first, go, let's go to dinner. Zhang Fengfan said helplessly.
"Hey, okay. Walking. The old man let go of Zhang Fengfan, pulled up the boy who was squatting on the ground with his backhand, snatched the sloppy bun in his hand and threw it away, and said, "Xiaoliang, don't eat the bun, follow grandpa to have a big meal." ”
"Eat... Eat... Big meal, eat... Flesh..."The little boy climbed into the old man's arms, and before he wiped his saliva away, he fell on the old man's shoulder.
The old man didn't care about the child's saliva wetting his back, and looked at Zhang Fengfan with a smile: "Let's go, let's eat." ”
Zhang Fengfan shook his head and stretched out his hand to walk forward.
Entering the restaurant, the old man put down the child on his shoulder, sat down, and beckoned Xiao Er.
Xiao Er originally looked at the old man sloppy and didn't want to let him in, but seeing that Zhang Fengfan and Yin Qi were rich sons, he had no choice but to endure and come over: "What do you have to say from the guest officer?" ”
The old man poured some tea on the table and washed his hands, which caused Xiao Er to be disgusted again.
"First give my Xiaoliang ten meat buns, and then two roast chickens. Well, if you put three catties of fresh beef on it, you want a cow cub. Another pot of impatiens jade liquid!"
The old man was not polite at all.
Hearing this, Xiao Er frowned: "You order so much, whether you eat or not is a matter of saying, can you afford to pay?"
"No bad money, no bad money!" the old man waved his hand, a little impatient.
Seeing that Xiao Er was embarrassed, Zhang Fengfan nodded, and Xiao Er waved a handkerchief and retreated.
The food was not served so quickly, and the old man had already poured the wine and drank it to himself.
Looking at the old man's happy face, Zhang Fengfan knocked on the table and said, "Old man, after eating this meal, we will part ways." ”