The world of the mad sage!

It is also a story of four Tang monks and apprentices learning scriptures from the west.

However, there were some differences, and Xuanzang began to sort out the memories in his mind.

Tang Seng Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng came to Shache City after a lot of hardships, and no one expected that there was a huge crisis lurking behind the grand welcome ceremony. Except for Tang Seng, the other three were all captured by the tree demon in Shache City.

Tang Seng had to try to rescue, but was captured by the lizard demon Meiyan, Meiyan fell in love with Tang Seng at first sight, and since then she has been obsessed with him every day, and finally let Tang Seng fall into his own love trap Love Crazy Great Sage Stills, and committed the heavenly rule.

In the end, this pair of infatuated men and women were beaten down to the mortal world, turned into white horses, and accompanied Tang Seng to start the ninety-nine-eighty-one difficult journey to the west, saving the world.

The love story of a poor monk of God!

Is the poor monk like the kind of person who covets beauty?

Impossible, the poor monk touched his conscience and said that the poor monk was a serious monk.

The key thing is that why did the last good girl become a white horse again?

At this moment, Xuanzang thought of the dragon girl of Wukong's world.

Although the poor monk is riding a white dragon horse.

But!

The poor monk is a serious ride, and a group of pit dads are dirty and dirty, and they always like to associate it!

At most, I felt that this was a spoof movie, but after really arriving in this world, Xuanzang found the plot of this world very interesting.

Sun Wukong is holding a golden hoop stick, but he is not an opponent of a thousand-year-old dryad.

Then an ordinary demon with a mecha with a golden hoop stick can fight with the millennium dryad.

That's it.

In the end, Tang Seng, who had no power to tie the chicken, hit Heaven with a golden hoop stick, and was naturally beaten by Heaven, which shows that the strength of Heaven is higher than that of Yue Meiyan and Tang Seng who held a golden hoop stick.

Then such a heavenly court, but he was afraid of a Monkey King who did not have a golden hoop stick in his hand, and was frightened by Sun Wukong holding a watermelon knife and released him directly.

This creates a very strange data chain.

Yue Meiyan, who was holding a golden hoop stick, and the tree demon were open.

Tang Sanzang, who was holding a golden hoop stick, couldn't beat the heavenly court.

Heavenly Court can't do Sun Wukong, who doesn't have a golden hoop stick in his hand.

Sun Wukong, who is armed with a golden hoop stick, can't win against the thousand-year-old tree demon.

I want to know that the monkey is releasing water!

But why release water?

No matter, just wait until the monkey is rescued and hammer him.

"Tang Sanzang, why don't you speak, are you looking down on our sisters?"

The demon girls standing in front of them were immediately angry when they saw Xuanzang thinking about something.

Please—

We're monsters!

Youkai hey~

Well, even if we covet your beauty and won't hurt you, but our group of beauties stand at the entrance of the village and take the initiative to talk, don't you, a monk, have a little reaction?

It's still not a man!

Thinking about the banshees present, one by one, their slender waists twisted again.

Like a willow branch fluttering in the wind, it is graceful and alluring.

Xuanzang looked at this scene in a daze.

"A few female donors are beautiful, how dare the poor monks look down on the female donors, but they were just surprised by the faces of the female donors, and they were shocked for a moment. Xuanzang said seriously.

But it's not a lie, although the appearance of the banshees in front of them can only be regarded as average.

After all, I am used to seeing beauties, and when I see ordinary beauties, I always have the illusion of declining appearance.

But—

The appearance is not enough to make up for the figure, they are enough horses!

The willow snake's waist kept twisting, gently scratching the atrium like a cat's fleshy palm.

Although the appearance is very ordinary, such a sultry action undoubtedly adds a lot of points to the other party.

After all, men are very strange creatures.

As long as it is enough for horse fleas, even if a man wears women's clothes and makes such an action in front of the camera, it is enough to attract the screams of a group of single dogs.

But speaking of which, there is nothing to do with men and women.

After all, only men know what men want.

"Hmph, I thought you were a serious monk, but I didn't expect that Kouhuahua was a flower monk, phew, hooligan!"

Standing in the center, a woman with a slender willow waist and constantly throwing flattering eyes whispered to Xuanzang at this moment, but there was a burst of pride in her heart.

Even if it is the legendary mad sage, what about the legendary holy monk?

It's not that you can't walk when you see your mother?

Oh, man~

Xuanzang was speechless.

So—

When the poor monks ignored you before, you said that the poor monks could not see that you were beautiful.

The poor monk now praises you for being beautiful, and you say that the poor monk is a hooligan?

Oh, woman~

It's too hard for men!

"Amitabha, the monks don't speak, the poor monks like your beauty in their hearts, how can they talk about the four big empty~"

Xuanzang clasped his hands together and said sincerely.

"Hehe~ The holy monk's mouth is really as sweet as honey~"

The leading snake demon couldn't help but laugh coquettishly.

"Amitabha, what the poor monk said is true, as for whether the mouth is smeared with honey, won't the donor know if he personally tests it?"

Xuanzang calmly continued to flirt.

"That's—"

The snake demon took a step forward and was about to speak.

"I'm coming!"

A woman's voice came from behind the snake demon, and the next moment an afterimage flashed.

One—

In short, Xuanzang looked at the figure of the woman who could vomit out the overnight meal, and pounced towards him.

"Bang~"

Xuanzang kicked out without hesitation, and suddenly the woman flew out upside down at a faster speed.

Although theoretically, I have been able to achieve the four major emptiness.

I don't care much about the beauty and ugliness of mortals, I pay more attention to the soul.

But a phrase from the world before crossing is still very applicable.

Appearance is justice, so no matter what the poor monk does, with the appearance of the poor monk, he is on the side of justice.

"Amitabha, the female benefactor, please respect herself, the poor monk is a serious monk. ”

Xuanzang clasped his hands together and made a compassionate look.

The snake demon and other female goblins who were standing on the side and watching looked at Xuanzang at this moment, completely speechless.

Just now he looked like a flower monk.

Become a gentleman in a second?

Should it be said that it is worthy of the legendary mad sage?

The speed at which this face changes is simply superb!

"Love you for 10,000 years!"

Without waiting for Xuanzang to continue, Yue Meiyan, who was kicked by Xuanzang, suddenly shouted.

"Jingle Bell Bell Bell Bell~"

The golden hoop stick in Xuanzang's hand began to vibrate wildly.

"Restrain him for me, my mother must kiss this monk today!"

The next moment, the golden hoop rod instantly became soft, like a hemp rope, and instantly tied Xuanzang firmly, the most important thing is-

"Amitabha, just tie me with the golden hoop stick, tie this tortoiseshell binding posture, what does Wukong usually use you for, you guys are too open, right?!"

Xuanzang complained.

"Amitabha, I'm giving you one last chance with the golden hoop stick, if you don't let go, don't blame the poor monk for being polite!

Looking at Yue Meiyan, who was approaching, Xuanzang said to the golden hoop stick.

"Ha~ Tang Sanzang, I see how you can escape from my palm!"

Seeing Chen Xuanzang, who had been tied up over there, Yue Meiyan suddenly said excitedly.