Chapter 35: Ape dung
Chapter 35: Ape dung
In the car.
Tian Gou slapped all the people in the car one by one.
It's smoking and chewing gum again, and his posture is very low.
However, the students here have just been admitted to the Southwest Military Academy, especially the proud sons of heaven who stand out among the thousands of troops in a prestigious university like C University, are naturally arrogant.
In their eyes, anyone who can be admitted must be similar to them, after all, they cherish each other.
But Tian Gou's posture of licking the dog..... It's really a little off-putting.
Before he even entered the military academy, he began to worship the mountain, how much of a natural fear of death did he have to make such a divine operation?
Others didn't give a good face, Tian Gou was not angry, and ran straight to Zhang Tao and said with a smile: "What's the matter? Brother Tao, I don't know my brother anymore? Hey, we have been playing since childhood, I heard that you entered the Southwest Military Academy with a super high score of 121 units of qi and blood in this test." Brother, I'm talking here, I'll mess with you in the future, don't you want to see your brother!"
As he spoke, he straightened up slightly, wanting to show his face in front of everyone.
It's just that the military vehicle is quite large, but after all, it is more or less crowded with eighteen people, and it is more or less crowded to make movements in such a small space.
Zhang Tao didn't say anything, his face was black the whole time, and he couldn't wait to write a few words on his face that I didn't know him.
However, the two did grow up in the same compound, and their fathers were all old colleagues who didn't look up and didn't look down.
Can.....
But this kid really can't hold up the wall in the mud!
In this way, he is almost faceless, if he has more contact with Tian Gou a few more times, will he Zhang Tao be mixed?
Seeing that Zhang Tao didn't speak, Tian Gou was bored, but when he turned around, he saw Zhang Yang.
Zhang Yang used to be a small transparent existence, but this time because of the test results, although he became popular, after all, the time is still short, and he has not played with the big guys.
Therefore, the current Zhang Yang is also the same as Zeng Fanbiao can say a few words, and the two of them sit on the side and close their eyes to recuperate.
"Hehe, what is this big guy called?" Tian Gou came to Zhang Yang's side and sat down, and said with a smile: "Little brother Tian Gou, Tian Gou who has a field at home, Gou who steals his life, I don't have any hobbies, I just like to make more friends."
As the saying goes, rely on your parents at home, rely on your friends when you go out, and ask the big guy to take care of your younger brother when you enter the military academy in the future!"
"My own brother, don't kill it!" Zhang Yang smiled, this licking dog... No, Tian Gou is quite interesting.
"Hehe, aren't I used to it?" Tian Gou shrugged his shoulders, he still had a good impression of Zhang Yang for the first person to take care of himself, so he asked, "Is buddy an admitted student or?"
He didn't finish his sentence, but the meaning was obvious, and the second half of the sentence must be a temporary admission student.
It's not that Tian Gou looks down on Zhang Yang, it's mainly that Zhang Yang's body shape is really not in line with the high-spirited old man, and Zhang Yang's clothes are average, so he really doesn't dare to think about the admitted students.
You must know that in this stall of aura recovery, people who can exceed 105 qi and blood are already rare, and it is impossible to go up without certain resources and enough time to nourish qi and blood.
"It's okay, it's an admission student, what about brother?"
"The same, the same haha!" Although he was playing haha, Tian Gou attached great importance to it. According to the admission standards, the blood value of the admitted students is at least 110 units or more, in other words, if Zhang Yang really has no background and no resources, he is simply a bull.
It's safe to follow such a cow!
Thinking like this, Tian Gou's eyes suddenly lit up, and he hurriedly said: "Don't be modest, big guy, what I admire most Tian Gou is a man like you, not hypocritical! Hehe! Don't hide it from the big guy, my grades are all false, if it weren't for the old man at home to get a few Qi and Blood Pills for me to eat, I might not be admitted."
To tell you the truth, I really didn't think about being admitted to this Southwest Military Academy. Think about it, the military academy also, my mother, the standard militarized management, have you seen it on TV.......? What's the point of crawling on the ground? Creeping forward. It's like a mud monkey, and people have to be rough for a few months. It's just that I pity my little arms and legs, it can't bear it!"
Zhang Yang finally knew why Zhang Tao had a black face the whole time.
Tian Gou, this guy is really ..... It's too cowardly!
But when you think about it, it seems to make sense, and it fits your style very well.
As Tian Gou said, paramilitary management, to put it bluntly, is actually to manage every student as a soldier, whether your family is a high-ranking official, a wealthy businessman or an ordinary person, as long as you enter the military academy, you have one identity, that is, a soldier.
In the barracks, there is never a reason, and there is no reason to talk about it, is this kind of life interesting?
No!
But if you don't go to the military academy and hug your thighs in advance, what will you do in the future? As the aura continues to recover, Bai Lingdu said that evil is rampant everywhere, and if you don't take advantage of the current situation where the demons and monsters are not strong, you won't know how to die.
So he can be regarded as a duck on the shelf, and he will come if he doesn't want to come to the military school.
At this moment, Zhang Yang couldn't wait to pull Tian Gou and say, brother, ape dung!
But Tian Gou is not useless, after all, there are people up there, isn't it? In Zhang Yang's opinion, this thing must know something that ordinary people don't know, otherwise it would be impossible to be afraid to die before entering the military academy, and worship the big guy everywhere.
So Zhang Yang asked in a low voice: "Brother, it's also fate that our brothers can sit in the same car, you can't hide it for your buddy!"
Tian Gou immediately asked for his head like a rattle, and resolutely promised that it would never expire.
Zhang Yang continued: "Why don't you give your buddy an explanation, what's so terrifying about entering the military academy?
Although I knew some things from Bai Ling and Dong Tianjun, they were all abstract, a photo, a few warnings..... Even the last time I met the golden retriever at the station, he was taken away by the man in uniform.
So although Zhang Yang has a sense of crisis in his heart, he still feels that this crisis is very far away from him.
Now that Tian Gou is an 'insider', it is definitely a good direction to ask Tian Gou if he wants to know something deep.
"Hehe, haven't you asked your eldest brother for your surname?"
"Don't call the big brother, just say that it's my own brother who calls me Zhang Yang!"
"Okay, as soon as I see that Brother Zhang is Geng Zhiren, I'll call it that!" Tian Gou was not polite, saying that the relationship between the two has become much closer now, Tian Gou looked around, and saw that the other classmates were leaning together in twos and threes before lowering his voice and saying to Zhang Yang mysteriously: "The military school is dangerous, if you are not careful, you will die!"
PS: This afternoon, the child suddenly got into trouble, and he drove nails under the girl's stool and scraped the crowd....... The school teacher called me to deal with it, and I apologized and invited me to dinner..... Just came back for a while. Tomorrow, tomorrow three watches!