Chapter 189: Slut Jiang Li [First Update]

When Jiang Li saw this, his eyes were red for the first time, he didn't know what to say, he only felt very sad.

"Sniff ......"

At this time, a snorting sound sounded, Jiang Li turned his head to look, only to see Hei Lian's back to him.

Jiang Li asked, "Are you crying?"

Heilian snorted: "Fart, I'm just having hair in my nose, and it's itchy so much." No, I'm going to sneeze, I'll go out first. ”

After saying that, the black lotus ran away, Jiang Li grinned, and said in his heart: "This old guy, is it really the Great Demon King?"

At this time, Yan Wushu got up and said goodbye, his voice became louder, and Jiang Li could hear it clearly.

"Grandpa, that's where we go for today's home visit. When we have a chance in the future, we will come to see you...... "Yan Wushu said.

"Let's go, help me bring a good picture to your teacher, I'm a wasted person, I really can't go to school. The old man said.

Yan Wushu said: "Don't worry, I will definitely bring the words." ”

Then Yan Wushu took Hu Qiang away, and when he went out, Yan Wushu said, "Are you afraid that your classmates will know and despise you?"

Hu Qiang nodded.

Yan Wushu pouted and said, "If you really want to play the chain of contempt, we can despise Ma Dong and I to create a pyramid." My father once said that being poor is not a sin, but being guilty is being poor in heart. You're filial, your family is a hero, and we despise you? Damn, it's good if you don't despise us. Said okay, I will take care of the old man's food in the future, and the wheelchair, go back and change him to a running, electric, and the old man can go wherever he wants. ”

Hu Qiang listened to these words, tears fell down, and he kept saying: "Thank you, thank you......"

When Jiang Li heard these words, he suddenly laughed: "Who said that the three-year class is a garbage class? Next time, Lao Tzu will slap him in the mouth!"

Jiang Li walked quickly and went back to school first.

As a result, when I entered the door, I saw Ma Dong and Pan Li coming over timidly, and said, "Teacher, we have something to tell you." ”

Jiang Li said what they wanted to say about the way of nature, and he waved his hand directly: "Say it, just say it here." ”

The two told Jiang Li about Hu Qiang, and said that they wanted to go and see, and it was best to help him.

Seeing this, the other students also nodded their heads, indicating that they wanted to go and have a look.

Jiang Li rolled his eyes and said domineeringly: "Look at a fart! Sit on my seat and teach class honestly! One less person, we won't play football in physical education class, change the shot put!"

When the students heard this, they immediately looked at Jiang Li angrily with red eyes one by one, and scolded the Great Demon King in their hearts, but they didn't dare to make a mistake. Dingdingding......

+20 Resentment

+20 Resentment

......

+19 Grievance

Jiang Li looked at the 19 on Pan Li's head, a little unhappy, and said, "By the way, let me inform you, it seems that there is too much homework left yesterday, huh...... Void. It doesn't matter if you write it or not!"

bite

+1 Grievance

The other students stared at Jiang Li even more angrily, if they hadn't been able to beat Jiang Li, they would probably have come to hammer him in the morning.

Jiang Li watched the last bit of resentment rise on Pan Li's head, smiled happily, and went out with a small tune.

After a while, Hu Qiang and Yan Wushu came back, and the two of them staggered Jiang Li perfectly.

Everyone was relieved to see that the two were not discovered.

But when Ma Dong told Yan Wushu about the matter, Yan Wushu always felt that this matter was strange......

Principal Room.

"What? You care about my work-study position, help a student whose studies are so bad that they can't be worse, are you crazy or am I crazy?" growled the headmaster.

Jiang Li sat opposite the principal and said lazily: "I don't know who is crazy, anyway, if you don't give it, I won't do it." ”

The principal smiled: "If you don't do it, I can change people." Seriously, what is lacking in this society now is not people, but jobs. ”

Jiang Li said: "This is what you said, then I won't do it, go back to my students, dismantle you, don't come to me." ”

The principal was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that Jiang Li still had a few guys in that class that he couldn't afford to mess with. When Jiang Li was away, those bear children were already tossing enough, if Jiang Li instructed them to toss hard, then his school would be lively.

Thinking of this, the principal stiffened his neck and said angrily, "You threaten me?"

Jiang Li nodded and said, "Yes, do you see it?"

Bite!

+10 Grievance

It is estimated that the principal has encountered this kind of scoundrel who puts unreasonableness on the surface for the first time in his life, and said angrily: "You...... Don't go too far. ”

Jiang Li suddenly smiled: "I'm just going too far!"

Bite!

+10 Grievance

The principal glared at Jiang Li, Jiang Li glared at the principal, and finally the principal: "Only give one job ......"

"Deal. After Jiang Li finished speaking, he turned around and left.

"You don't thank me. The headmaster shouted.

Jiang Li waved his hand and said, "Then thank you." ”

The principal was like an angry little daughter-in-law, and said sourly: "There is no sincerity at all...... Stinky ruffian, scum! Damn, how did I recruit him!"

Seeing this, Hei Lian muttered, "You are so rich, won't it be over if you give him some money?" ”

Jiang Li said: "He supports himself with his own ability, and earns not only money, but also self-confidence and self-esteem." Give money? That would ruin him. ”

Heilian asked with a puzzled expression, "I don't understand." ”

Jiang Li said: "Go back and read more books." ”

Then Jiang Li called Cheng Shu again and told him about the situation of Hu Qiang's family.

For the principal, Jiang Li is not good at saying the identity and background of Hu Qiang's family, after all, it is easy to cause them unwarranted disasters. No matter how awesome Jiang Li is, it is impossible to guard them every day.

But Cheng Shu is different, and he still trusts Cheng Shu Jiangli very much.

After Cheng Shu listened, he was silent for a while, and then said, "Is that so? Don't worry, this matter is on me." Ensure that they will unconsciously and take it for granted, even if it is themselves, will not feel unusual. And, even if you don't say it, we're looking into the list of heroes who died during the Demon Tide, and we're going to bring their families together and take care of them. Anyway, you can't lose these heroes. ”

Jiang Li was relieved to hear this, hung up the phone, and went home humming a little song.

While eating lunch, Jiang Li looked at Qianmo in front of him and suddenly asked, "Qianmo, have you ever gone to school?"

Qian Mo shook his head and said, "No." ”

Jiang Li asked, "Do you want to go to school?"

Qianmo's eyes lit up and said, "I want to!"

Jiang Li called Chen Qi without saying a word and explained what he meant, Chen Qi immediately patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, this matter will be arranged for you tomorrow." ”

Jiang Li suddenly found that it was not bad to have a friend like Chen Qi.

Hearing that he would be able to go to school tomorrow, Qianmo seemed very happy, and took out a bunch of grenades, pistols or something, threw them on the bed and kept fiddling.

Jiang Li asked curiously, "Hammer, what are you doing here?"

Qianmo said happily: "I'll see my new classmates tomorrow, I have to prepare some gifts for them! Do you say it's better to send grenades or pistols? Wouldn't this seem too stingy?"

Jiang Li and Hei Lian's heads were suddenly full of black lines......

In the end, Jiang Li forced Qianmo to put away those weapons, and then took her back to the street to buy a bunch of stuffed animals.

As a result, Jiang Li regretted it at that time.

Because......

"I don't want this fluffy guy, I want a Barbie doll!" Qian Mo shouted, and at the same time opened his two small hands and shouted, "I want such a big one, a Barbie doll in a student outfit!"

The little guy's voice is not small, and when the eldest sister heard this, the men and women passing by threw strange glances, even with Jiang Li's cheekiness, they couldn't bear it a little, and quickly pulled Qian Mo away with a dry cough.

At the same time, Jiang Li had the urge to beat Lian Wenxuan violently......

After returning home, he finally appeased Qianmo, and Jiang Li immediately called Lian Wenxuan.

"Jiang Li, what's the matter?" asked Lian Wenxuan.

Jiang Li said: "I don't care what method you use, you get me a corpse wow wow version of Barbie!"

Lian Wenxuan was stunned for a moment, and said, "Big brother, it's okay for Barbie children to play, you are such a big person...... That style is not good looking when it is magnified. But I know of a good doll that mimics the appearance of Westerners......"

Jiang Li had black lines on the door of his head, and said word by word: "Shut up for me, you girl! I want a Barbie doll, you know? Barbie doll? The kind that children play with." If you don't get it for me, believe it or not, I'll go to your house and deflate your wife right now!"

"I'm not inflated. ”

"Then burn!"

“......”

In the end, in order to keep his wife, Lian Wenxuan agreed to be cheeky and find a manufacturer to help Jiang Li get a non-adult version of Barbie.

Jiang Li breathed a sigh of relief......

Hei Lian said on the edge of Jiang Li: "Good things have been done, you see...... Do you continue to make some resentment? Ten days of life, I'm afraid you'll die of sleep if you sleep lazily. ”

Jiang Li was about to say something, when he heard the eldest grandson Bao in the room shouting: "Come and see, big news!"

Jiang Li walked into the house curiously, only to see that a piece of news about Jiuzhi Mountain and the tomb of Liu Xiu, the son of luck, was being broadcast on TV.

"According to the latest news, the entrance to the tomb was found on Jiuzhi Mountain. However, because the key to open the tomb is not complete, people have no way to enter it. According to insiders, there are people who are good at earth escape, wall piercing and other abilities have tried, but they can't get into the tomb. At the same time, there is a strange thing about this door, and if it is opened violently, it is likely to cause the tomb to self-destruct or cause other trouble.

In order to ensure that the inheritance of the Son of Luck can be passed on, everyone urges those who have the key to come to Kuzhi Mountain as soon as possible.

And promised that whoever came with the key would have the right to enter the tomb together. ”

Then a crescent-shaped hollow card slot appeared on the TV, and there were some star and sun-shaped card slots on the side of the crescent. At the same time, he also deliberately took a key in the shape of the sun. It was a strange white jade that could be seen starry when it looked at the sky.

When Jiang Li saw this, he suddenly looked at Qian Mo.

Qian Mo also subconsciously took out the crescent-shaped key he got from the eldest grandson Bao, and said, "Is this it?"

Jiang Li nodded and said, "It should be." ”

The eldest grandson Bao muttered, "That's obviously mine." ”

Click!

A gun was put on the door of Changsun Bao's head, and Qian Mo asked, "Who do you say this belongs to?"

The eldest grandson Bao said with a crying voice: "Yours, yours, are all yours." ”

Qian Mo stuffed the necklace into his clothes and asked Jiang Li with a smile: "Jiang Li, how to deal with this?

Jiang Li said: "Let me think about it, Golden Pupil Crow, you come here." ”

The next moment, the golden-eyed crow flapped its wings and flew in from the big tree demon and asked, "Quack, boss, is there something wrong?"

Jiang Li said: "I remember that the Emperor got this bronze spear from Jiuzhi Mountain, and some cloth, right?"

The golden-eyed crow nodded, "yes, what's wrong?"

Jiang Li asked, "Have you entered that tomb and got something?" So how did you get in? How did you get out?"

The golden-eyed crow thought about it and subconsciously took out a cigarette.

Jiang Li grabbed it casually and threw it out and said, "Don't you see any children, smoking is prohibited." ”

The golden-eyed crow glanced at Jiang Li aggrievedly and said, "I really don't know about the tomb you said. We were squatting in a large cave in the middle of the mountain. The cave is so close, there is a jumping river nearby, and you can enter it from the bottom of the river. If it's in time for a drought, the hole will be exposed, just walk in. That's all there is to it, and as for the tomb you mentioned, I really didn't see it. ”

Jiang Li estimated that the cave where the emperor was located was not Liu Xiu's cemetery...... After all, Jiuzhi Mountain is not a small mountain, how can there be only one burial place for the world's famous mountains?

Thinking of this, Jiang Li suddenly smiled and said to Black Lotus, "Didn't you say that you want to earn resentment?"

Heilian nodded and said, "Yes, what's wrong?"

Jiang Li said hehehe: "I have a way to make a big profit!"

After speaking, Jiang Li took out his mobile phone, clicked on the inheritance news of the son of luck in Jiuzhi Mountain, and then left a message below: "The crescent moon key is here, but brother just won't go! Brother likes to see your group of sand sculptures basking in the sun there, wahahaha......"

After the hair was finished, Jiang Li moved a small horse and sat on the balcony to look in the direction of Jiuzhi Mountain.

Black Lotus had experience, and she also came over, looking over there together.

As a result, after half an hour, the two yawned repeatedly, and there was no reaction at all.

Jiang Li muttered, "Don't those people play with their mobile phones and watch the news?"

After speaking, Jiang Li turned on his phone again and looked at the message he had just sent, and found that it was ......

Below his message was a copy-and-paste party, all of them saying the same thing, and they swiped more than 10,000 messages!

Jiang Li's head was suddenly full of black lines, and he felt that he was telling the truth, but everyone who was involved in this group of copying parties thought he was bragging, talking and playing.

Jiang Li was helpless, called Qianmo over, and after thinking about it, he put on sunglasses and covered them, and Jiang Li asked the eldest grandson to keep a video for him.

He held the crescent-shaped key in his hand and said to the camera: "See, the key is here, but brother just doesn't go! Brother likes to see your group of sand sculptures basking in the sun there, wahahaha......"

After speaking, Jiang Li asked, "Is the shooting done?"