Chapter 37: The King of Lies
At this moment, Li Lingxu's brain was blank, Rao had lived two lives, and he was still a pure young man.
In the face of such a fragrant scene, nosebleeds even unconsciously flowed out of the nose.
She has skin like snow, crescent moon and willow eyebrows, a small nose, a faint smile on her red mouth, her long hair is pulled high, and a sideburns are tied up on her head.
Her eyes were soft, and her green jade fingers brought up the lake water, stroked it on her smooth arm, and kept wiping her body, looming with the undulating waters of the lake.
Li Lingxu's eyes were dull, his throat was a little dry, he felt that time had stopped, the clouds in the sky were no longer floating, even the flying bird seemed to stop in mid-air, and the worst thing was that he even subconsciously stopped the movements of his hands and feet.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
Li Ling's body sank, and the whole person was quickly submerged by the lake water, and the whole person drank a few mouthfuls of lake water, and then he came back to his senses, showed a head, and couldn't help coughing.
The woman seemed to be discovered by the movement here, her willow eyebrows furrowed, and she looked suspiciously at the location where Li Lingxu was just now, but she didn't see anything, only a little ripple on the turquoise lake, and she couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
As soon as Li Lingxu coughed, he found that something was wrong, and his behavior seemed to be a little bad.
Fortunately, it was far away and the sound was not too loud, Li Lingxu hurriedly dived his whole body to the bottom of the lake, but his eyes were wide open, and he unconsciously looked in a certain direction.
"I'm ...... It's not a peek, is it?"
"Of course not, I'm looking at it in the open. It's just that she didn't find out, so who can blame her?"
"Moreover, this lake is obviously not hers, since it is not hers, everyone takes a bath together, even if you see it, it's nothing, right?"
"What's more, I didn't see anything......"
"Do you want to look at it again?"
"No, I'm a righteous man......"
"What if she finds out?"
Li Ling hid at the bottom of the lake with his breath in his breath, and many thoughts kept emerging in his mind, for fear of revealing another sound.
According to his perception, the woman in front of him has a deep and long breath, and she is also a cultivator, and her strength will definitely not be too low.
Although he is not afraid of not being able to beat her, he does seem to have some reasons.
In his cognition, women are unreasonable, and he has a hand in messing around, and he definitely doesn't want to provoke the woman in front of him.
I have a plan in my heart, and I plan to leave quietly like this, as if this incident did not happen, after all, God knows about this matter, only I know.
With his arms outstretched, he was about to swim to and fro, and his eyes reluctantly looked at that place again.
"Hey, it's washed so quickly?"
"Women really don't like to be clean......"
Li Lingxu shook his head in disappointment and sighed, the netizens in the previous life really don't deceive me!
When he was about to swim forward, Li Lingxu found that there seemed to be a fish on his back, which was attached to his back, making him feel very uncomfortable, and he couldn't help but reach out and grab it.
Smooth as jade, there seem to be a few forks, this fish tail is too thick and short, right?
"Hmph, let go!"
Li Lingxu was startled by this sudden cold snort, his hand loosened, he didn't hold his breath in the water, and drank a few sips of lake water.
It stands to reason that he was originally a qi refiner, and his internal breath was already perfect, if it weren't for the ghost in his heart, this situation would definitely not occur at this moment.
It's a mess.
Li Lingxu could hear that this voice was a female voice, soft and pleasant, but it was a little biting cold, and there was a suppressed anger.
Li Lingxu wanted to explain, and as soon as he opened his mouth, a few mouthfuls of lake water poured in, and he couldn't hold back any longer, and the whole person hurriedly surfaced, coughing lightly, and spit out several mouthfuls of lake water.
At this moment, the scene is very funny, above the lake, a woman is slim, stepping on the lake, and under the lake, Li Lingxu only shows one head, and her black hair is wet with the lake, which looks like a dog in the water.
"Say, why peek at ......" The voice was still cold, and even a little gnashing of teeth.
"I didn't!" Li Lingxu raised his hands, his eyes innocent, and pale in defense.
"Then you explain clearly, if you can't satisfy me, you just wait for death!" Yu Sixian didn't seem to be sure whether Li Lingxu had seen it, but the light cough before made her have a trace of suspicion, and she was puzzled, and after careful inspection, she found that there was actually a person hiding here, and she was actually taking a bath here, and she suddenly felt that this lake was not as immortal as she imagined.
Yu Sixian was so angry in her heart, no one had set foot here for many years, but she didn't expect to meet Li Lingxu, a disciple, as soon as she came up today, but, after all, it was so far away, if you didn't see it, wouldn't it be a little innocent to kill him.
Because when he went down the mountain, the master told him not to implicate the innocent, and if he killed this person, he would not be able to pass the hurdle in his heart.
Li Lingxu's eyes rolled, his mind was spinning, this woman did it without meeting, which shows that she is at least not an unreasonable woman, as long as she is reasonable, it is easy to say.
Raising his eyes to look at the woman who was still standing on his back, he was amazed again.
He thinks that his concentration is not bad, he has seen countless beauties, although he occasionally has a reverie, but it is by no means amazing, and he secretly sighs badly.
Yu Sixian was already dressed neatly, wearing a black gauze skirt, green silk like a waterfall, fluttering slowly, her eyebrows were full of coldness, her pretty face was full of anger, and she had a cold temperament, but she was staring at Li Lingxu viciously, and lost a lot of points in vain.
Li Lingxu's ability to make up lies in the past is not small, and he thinks that the teachers and parents of the year were not bluffed for a moment.
As for lying, he naturally got his hands on it, and couldn't help but glance at the bottom of the gauze skirt, and he wanted to believe it.
Yu Sixian saw Li Lingxu's expression and movements in her eyes, and when she snorted coldly, her anger was even worse, and her jade feet stepped heavily on Li Lingxu's back.
"Ouch, it hurts!" Li Lingxu was defenseless, mainly naked now, he didn't dare to get up at all, and he was trampled on by this dark kick.
Yu Sixian frowned and said, "Say it quickly, if you dare to look at it again, I will gouge out your eyeballs." ”
Li Ling sneered in his heart, women, no matter what world people are, they are all duplicitous, this chick is clearly merciful to my subordinates, is it possible that women will be so tolerant of their first man?
From Yu Sixian's expression, Li Lingxu had already seen that this woman didn't understand these things at all, which showed that she was not deeply involved in the world, so it was easier to do.
If Yu Sixian knew Li Lingxu's thoughts, I am afraid that in the next moment, Li Lingxu's head would be crushed like a watermelon with one kick.
Li Lingxu continued to raise his hands, signaling that he had no malicious intent, and said, "Woman, spare your life!"
Yu Sixian frowned, and Li Lingxu said again: "In this barren mountain and wild range, I haven't eaten for many days, I wanted to go into the mountains to find food, but I met a big snake, the big snake spit out people's words, chased me for three days and three nights, and was desperate, and I wanted to commit suicide by throwing myself into the lake." ”
Although Li Lingxu's words were full of loopholes, Yu Sixian didn't seem to think so much at the moment, and when she heard Li Lingxu say that she committed suicide by throwing herself into the river, the cold color between her eyebrows faded a little.
Li Ling observed his words and looked at his words, knowing that this lie might work, and his face became even more bitter: "Even if I die, I will not compromise with the mouth of the demon beast." ”
"I swam in the lake for three days and three nights, and at last I was about to come ashore, and I found the girl here. ”
"But there is a big snake in the circuit, and I have no intention of offending the girl, so I have to hide under the lake. ”
"I wanted to ...... I wanted to wait for the girl to wash and retreat, and then go ashore again. ”
The strength on Yu Sixian's feet was a little lighter, thoughtful, and said after a while: "Really?"
Li Lingxu saw that Yu Sixian seemed to believe his nonsense, and hurriedly nodded: "Seriously, although I haven't read the sage book in Xia, I still understand the truth that a gentleman can do something and not do something!"
"If you are abrupt with the girl, the girl should do it!"
"It's better to die at the hands of a girl than at the hands of a serpent!"
Yu Sixian's face was embarrassed, it was difficult to decide, she had not left the sect for many years, she didn't know much about the things in the world, but the demon beasts were hateful, and cannibalism often happened, so she hesitated for a moment and said, "You go and get dressed first." Let's talk about this matter. ”
Li Ling was ecstatic in his heart, this woman is really big-chested and brainless, and she is too easy to deceive.
I can't help but recall that in my previous life, I read thousands of books in vain, but it turned out that I couldn't achieve anything because of timidity.
"It seems that those "Pickle Girl Cheats", "Teach You to Chase a Favorite Girl in Three Days", "Women's Hearts", ...... That's pretty accurate. ”
I regret it at the moment, but I think that there will be a lot of opportunities in the future, and I am excited.