"Two Zen masters walked on a muddy road.

When he came to a shoal, he saw a beautiful maiden staggering there.

Because she was dressed in a silk robe, she could not step across the shallows.

"Come on, little girl, I'll carry you over. The senior brother said and carried the girl on his back.

After passing the shallows, he put the little girl down, and then continued with his brother.

The junior brother followed behind the senior brother, unhappy along the way, but he was silent.

In the evening, after staying in the monastery, he couldn't help it and said to his senior brother, "We monks must keep the precepts and can't get close to women, why are you carrying that woman across the river today?"

"You're talking about that woman! I put her down a long time ago, and you're still worried about it?"

Xuanzang looked at Yan Yan Yan who was constantly frowning and smiled, while sending a piece of beef jerky into his mouth.

Although the taste is not top-notch, the texture of beef jerky is also air-dried and chewed like undigested plant fiber, and the spice seasoning is not perfect.

If you make it yourself, the taste will definitely go to the next level.

But this feeling of eating meat -

All in all, cool!

Xuanzang touched his smooth bald head and thought of what a certain big man said in his previous life.

I have to say that in my previous life, I didn't know if it was a small world of 800 horizontal sands or simply a small world of my own dreams, and there were countless big guys in it.

Their spiritual teachings are simply too many.

There are spiritual leaders who steal electric carpooling.

There is a big man who can sell the country with a bowl of fried rice.

Of course, Xuanzang is not thinking of them now.

It's a real big guy.

As the big guy said, there is only a difference between zero and countless times in women's clothing.

The same thing.

In fact, there is only a difference between zero and countless times of breaking the ring.

Xuanzang feels that every time he breaks the vows, he has an inexplicable sense of coolness, just like when he was in high school, the teacher explicitly ordered him not to go out of the school, and then he had to go out over the wall at that time.

A unique sense of accomplishment.

"Amitabha, did Senior Brother Xuanzang let the debater learn to let go?"

The debate machine's eyes lit up, and then it was a little gloomy.

Sure enough, I and my senior brother are not in the same realm at all.

Senior brother has already put it down.

And I'm still thinking about why I picked it up.

"Amitabha!"

The debate machine bent down to Xuanzang seriously.

Although I know that I am still far from that realm, it is worth working hard because I have a goal.

Shifang, who was gnawing on the steamed buns next to him, suddenly put down the steamed buns and bowed respectfully to Xuanzang.

Sure enough, he is worthy of being a person who has the posture of becoming a Buddha.

Every word and every action contains the Buddha's teachings.

Put it down.

It seems to be a very simple thing, but unless there is a person with great perseverance and great enlightenment, who can really let go?

Yan Chixia, who was eating, couldn't help but raise her head and glanced at Chen Xuanzang in surprise.

This wine and meat monk is a profound Buddhist cultivator.

"Hehe~"

Xuanzang smiled.

Actually, what the poor monk wants to say is-

Don't take advantage of the opportunity. , Hump that girl, take advantage of it, I'm sure what I say is what.

A year later, the senior brother was still vulgar and married the girl. ”

"Poof~"

Yan Chixia spit out the wine she had just drunk in her mouth, what the hell is this.

Even Shifang and the debate machine also looked at Xuanzang with a confused face, what the hell is this.

Then another year passed, and the younger brother also returned to the vulgar, and since then their senior brother has lived happily together. ”

"Ahem, ahem~"

Yan Chixia didn't drink too quickly this time, it was purely because this curve was too urgent and scared.

Now Yan Chixia is a little confused, what are the things taught in these temples?

You're all fake monks, aren't you?

The Ten Parties and the debate machine no longer know what to say.

But—

Senior brother, it's really a bit humorous~

Looking at the few people who were shocked, Xuanzang smiled silently.

The poor monk hasn't shown his real skills, so you can't do it?

Weak chickens.

However, let's say that this is Lanruo Temple.

Memories of past lives come back to mind.

This place –

If I'm not mistaken, it seems quite interesting.

The Lanruo Temple Club is still quite famous.

Xuanzang smiled knowingly.

I didn't eat meat at Fangling last time, so I don't know if I can have a big meal this time.

Come to think of it, it's actually a little exciting.

"捋~"

"Bang Dang~"

As the door of Lanruo Temple was blown open by a gust of wind, a group of teenagers appeared at the door of Lanruo Temple.

The wind blowing through the temple gate caused the fire to shake constantly.

"What the hell is the place, the eldest grandson Xiaobai, you shouldn't be looking for the wrong place, right?"

A black-faced teenager fanned his face with the mildew on his face, disgusted.

Who told me that there are beautiful women here, and if the beautiful women are in this hellish place, then are they still beautiful women?

The young man in white, who was called a little white face by the big black man, frowned, but he didn't quarrel with the other party.

You take a bite of the dog's eye, can you bite it back?

Obviously, no.

"Cousin, according to that kid from the Wei family, this is the right place. ”

The young man in white said to the noble son who was standing at the front.

"That, hey~ There are still a few masters and Taoist masters here. ”

The brocade-clothed noble boy asked Yan Chixia and the others with a surprised expression.

For the words of the young man in white, he naturally did not doubt it.

When the birds are big, there are all kinds of forests.

Maybe Chang'an City is fiercely competitive, so people choose here to do things in the dark and windy night.

It is precisely because of this that the noble son of brocade will feel surprised.

After all, here it is-

The fact that three monks and one Taoist priest are all here is simply shocking.

"Cut~ At first glance, they are not serious monks, no matter what they do. ”

The black-faced young man suddenly said arrogantly.

The teenagers were speechless.

This Nima.

It makes us look like we're serious, this stupid big guy did it on purpose.

"Amitabha, this benefactor is good. ”

Xuanzang got up and greeted the black-faced boy.

"Where am I?"

The black-faced boy scratched his head and asked rhetorically.

Fong......

Debate ......

Yin......

Teenagers......

"This benefactor, you are full of heaven, and at first glance you are a rich and noble person, and your family or your father must be very rich. ”

Xuanzang said firmly.

"Hey, how do you know?"

The black-faced young man asked in surprise.

"Amitabha. ”

Xuanzang called a Buddha and said in his heart, sure enough, and then he didn't care about a few teenagers, and walked upstairs step by step.

"Hey, you haven't said how you can see it, master!" the black-faced young man hurriedly asked in a loud voice.

Xuanzang didn't answer.

Does this need to be seen?

The smell of the stupid son of the landlord's family was smelled a few meters away.

Who's going to take care of you?

The poor monk went upstairs and waited for the meat to be delivered to the door, who would stay with you guys.