Chapter 1: Reinvention

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"Come on, come on, come to me......" The fluttering female voice came into Zhao Laosi's ears, and the wisps drilled into his heart.

"Wake up, did you hear anything?" Zhao Laosi pushed the snoring mother-in-law.

"What are you doing, you don't sleep in the middle of the night. The mother-in-law grunted, rolled over and continued to snore.

"No, I want to hear a woman's voice. Zhao Laosi snorted.

"Hmph, I'm afraid you want to think about which little girl again, right?" the mother-in-law half-propped herself up and poked Zhao Laosi's forehead with her fingers. "Zhao Laosi, let me tell you, you just flipped through the article with the little widow in the east, and your skin is itchy again, right?"

"No, old woman, how dare I do that again? Maybe I heard it wrong, let's sleep...... Sleep, ah, don't be angry. Zhao Laosi rubbed his mother-in-law's arm to accompany him.

"Hmph, it's pretty much the same, give the old lady a little rest. The mother-in-law pulled off Zhao Laosi's hand, got into the quilt again, and tucked the corners of the quilt hard. "It's all to blame for that little slut, harming people, don't talk about the dead masters, and seduce men everywhere, the old lady will tear up her place sooner or later, see what she's doing! Hey, why are you going?

"No, no, I want to. Zhao Laosi was careful while dressing.

"The lazy donkey has a lot of and urine!" the mother-in-law scolded and lay down, and soon snored like thunder.

Zhao Laosi sighed, kicked and pulled his shoes, pulled some toilet paper with a flashlight, and ran to the toilet.

Now, the houses built by young people in the countryside have toilets in the courtyards. Zhao Laosi's house is an old house, and the toilet is still outside the gate.

"Crunch", the sound of the iron door latch unscrewing was particularly harsh in the quiet night, and Zhao Laosi couldn't help but shudder.

But the feces became stronger, he hurriedly got into the toilet, and released it happily, as if the depression that he had been ridiculed by his mother-in-law just now was discharged with the feces, and his mood was much brighter.

Fastening his pants and walking out of the toilet, Zhao Laosi stretched his waist and looked up at the sky inadvertently.

The night sky is like water, the stars are twinkling, coupled with the gusting wind, and the occasional chirping of insects, Zhao Laosi feels a little comfortable, and his sleepiness is not strong.

"Giggles", a crisp laugh sounded.

"Who?" Zhao Laosi was so excited that he almost urinated. He clutched his flashlight tightly and shone around.

However, there was nothing but concrete floors and weeds, and nothing in the pale flashlight light.

"Who? Hurry...... Hurry up and give Lao Tzu out! Don't pretend to be a ghost! There is no one in the entire Zhao Jiatun who doesn't know my Zhao Laosi, tell you, Lao Tzu has practiced!" Zhao Laosi raised a flashlight and put on a defensive posture.

"Come, come, come to me......" The voice was shrill and ethereal, repeating constantly, both mad and indescribably charming in the silence of the night.

The voice was like a feather gently scratching Zhao Laosi's heart, he was both afraid and yearning, and unconsciously went to find the source of the sound.

"Come on, come on, come to me......" The voice was like an invisible thread, leading Zhao Laosi step by step......

"His fourth aunt, get up quickly, something is wrong!!" Before dawn, a sharp voice sounded in Zhao Laosi's room.

"Who? Come early in the morning to mourn!" Zhao Lao Si Zhengxiang, who was sleeping, was dragged out of the bed. She got up full of anger and scolded when she opened her mouth.

"Oops!"

As soon as the mother-in-law swiped her hand, she heard a miserable scream.

"His fourth aunt, you can kill me, oh mom. ”

The mother-in-law looked at it and saw that it was a "big horn".

"Big Horn" was formerly known as Zhao Luohua, because it was familiar with the gossip of the neighboring villages and even the whole town and the whole county, and was willing to add oil and vinegar to spread, so the people in the village gave the nickname "Big Horn".

"Sister Hua, what are you doing early in the morning?" the mother-in-law yawned and rubbed her eyes.

"His fourth aunt, let me tell you, you must hold on......! He...... He's in an accident!" Zhao Luohua shouted as she patted her thigh.

"What can happen to that blind horse, maybe it will go up again. "Mother-in-law's careless set of clothes.

"Oops, something happened. Zhao Luohua grabbed her mother-in-law's hand. "He fell into the well...... Submerge...... Drowned. ”

"Sister Hua, let's not joke like this! no matter how bad he is, it's my man, I curse him to death, but others can't. The mother-in-law glared and twitched her hand, but she didn't pull it out.

"Really, the whole village knows, and now they have all run to the east of the village, and I have come to report to you. Zhao Luohua grabbed her mother-in-law's hand and pinched her painfully.

"Oh my God, you're not fair, why did you take my man away? How can I live, hey!" Seeing that Zhao Luohua didn't look like lying, the mother-in-law was stunned, and then patted the quilt with both hands and howled.

"Don't howl!" Zhao Luohua covered her mother-in-law's mouth with one hand. "Your fourth child is ......"

She lowered her voice, looked left and right, and her eyes popped out word by wordβ€”"Lock-Dragon-Well!"

"Hiccup!" the mother-in-law swallowed the crying hiccup, grabbed Zhao Luohua's cold hand with her backhand, and her whole body began to tremble.

"Great God, that's it. "The mother-in-law had just finished the funeral, and she told the process of losing her husband with a handful of snot and tears, and shook her snot from time to time.

"What's the name of the 'great god'? People don't want to call it that in big cities!" Zhao Luohua glanced at the table, and reminded while handing toilet paper to her mother-in-law to wipe her tears and snot.

The two people and a dog on the side of the table are said to be specialized in solving mysteries and strange events, and they heard the story of Suolongjing and rushed over to investigate.

As a result, just in time for Zhao Laosi's matter, Zhao Luohua directly brought them here.

The young man sitting on the stool was called Mo Qishu, twenty-five or sixteen years old at most, and he was dignified. Although I am wearing casual clothes, I sit there, that momentum, tsk!

The middle-aged man standing behind Mo Qishu was called Zhong Liyan, wearing a black tuxedo that looked very expensive, and a gold pocket watch chain was connected to his right breast pocket from the placket, and he was said to be Mo Qishu's housekeeper.

Tsk, look at people in big cities, even housekeepers. Zhao Luohua has only seen the role of housekeeper in TV series, and it is very powerful, and it is the first time she has seen it in reality.

I heard that this housekeeper is about the same age as her, but he has a straight waist and a graceful demeanor, full of the mature charm of a middle-aged man.

There was also the fox dog named Xiao Jiu, who grabbed Zhong Liyan's tuxedo and climbed up as soon as he got out of the car, until he climbed to his shoulder before stopping and sitting on his shoulder.

This fox is fleshy, round, snow-white, with blue eyes shining with stars.

When Zhongli Yan was walking, he always looked ahead, but he didn't move. It's obviously a dog, but it has the momentum of a king, and it's a famous dog at first glance.

These three are not simple at first glance, but they must not be offended.

"That'...... That's called ...... Daxian?" The mother-in-law blew her nose and asked in a thick nasal voice.

"Hey, what a ...... you are Alas, what are you talking about?" Zhao Luohua hated that iron could not become steel, so she pinched her mother-in-law. "It's called 'sir'!

"Ahh

In the end, Zhao Luohua is well-informed, this title sounds high-end and high-grade, and it is obvious that they have a high cultural level.

"Sister-in-law, you're welcome, we'll definitely find out about this matter. Mo Qishu waved his hand. "Now that we have a rough idea of the situation, let's take a look at the well. ”

"I'll show you the way!" Zhao Luohua got off the kang and rushed to lead the way in front of Mo Qishu.

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