The view of Heng Mountain is extremely beautiful.

Someone once said that the return of the five mountains does not look at the mountain, the scenery of the five mountains is excellent, not to mention anything else, as far as Lu Xun is concerned, the scenery of Heng Mountain is not worse than Huashan, Huashan is dangerous, strange, Heng Mountain is another beauty, Jun, spirit.

Lu Xun settled down on Heng Mountain.

He picked an uninhabited hill near the lower courtyard of Heng Mountain, and added a bunch of pines and cypresses to the already lush hill to make a small pine mountain.

There is a bamboo forest on Heng Mountain, it is planted by Linghu Chong, a bamboo house is built in the bamboo forest, the bamboo house is not big, but it is delicate and elegant, and now it is regarded as a new beautiful scenery on Heng Mountain.

Compared with the Purple Bamboo Forest, Lu Xun only built a small wooden house on Xiaosong Mountain, the wooden house is a little chic, he picked the highest tree at the top of the mountain, stood on the tree frame, fixed it with some wood, and it took a lot of effort to build it.

From a distance, this wooden house does not look like a house for people at all, but rather it was built for birds.

Sure enough, the birds in front of Lu Xun's wooden house came the most.

Over time, Lu Xun became friends with these birds and birds, and specially found a small place to leave them a place to live.

In addition to these birds, the one who came to this mountain the most was Linghu Chong.

"Little junior brother, your wooden house is a great wonder on this Heng Mountain. Ling Hu Chong looked up every time he came here, the expression on his face was quite strange, but the words were always so similar.

Lu Xun opened his eyes and jumped down from the roof of the wooden house, the morning sun is very suitable for practicing Zixia Gong, it may be the legendary Chaosheng has a purple qi? Anyway, Lu Xun didn't see it, but it didn't prevent him from developing the habit of getting up early to practice.

"Senior brother has praised many times, and now I regret building this house, I am usually ridiculed by the gang in front of me, and I have to be ridiculed by my senior brother. Lu Xun sighed, he wanted to make a treehouse with a bad taste, but for this era, this treehouse with a sense of design is not popular, but it is regarded as a psychopath.

"Haha, Brother Lin, where did you come from? How could I mock you? We just looked at the strangeness of your house, thinking about learning to make a house like this, where would we have other thoughts. "Three people suddenly came out of the forest, two men and one woman, dressed the same, followed by Tian Boguang and Hengshan disciple Yilin, who were forced to become monks in Hengshan by not quitting, and the first person to speak was the great monk who did not quit.

Lu Xun turned around with a very ugly face: "No, you said that you didn't have the intention of mocking, but you laugh the most on weekdays, if you are like this again, I will tell the public about the method you used to the dumb mother-in-law that day, and see if the dumb mother-in-law will kill you first or kill ...... first."

As soon as this remark came out, it hit the pain point of the unquit monk, he really panicked, if the secret thing of that day, if it was known, the dumb mother-in-law had to not kill him, even if he couldn't kill it, he would disappear again, he couldn't help but find this wife, but he didn't want to lose it again.

Therefore, he hurriedly bent down and apologized again and again: "Don't laugh, don't laugh, I won't laugh again, this house is built very well, that is, Brother Lin has a unique idea to build such a house, I am a mediocre talent, I can't even think of it if I pat my head." ”

After speaking, he got up and saw Tian Boguang who was snickering because of this incident, slapped him on the head, and shouted angrily: "What are you laughing at? If you laugh again, I will give you three days of laughter to make you laugh enough!"

Tian Boguang's face was embarrassed, his teeth were cramping in pain, and suddenly there was a hint of grievance like a little daughter-in-law, covering the back of his head, and whispering: "It's not a threat to you, why do you beat me......?"

Although the words were small, but none of the people present had good martial arts, and this whisper was heard clearly, so before he could speak, the monk slapped him again.

'Bang', the sound was so loud that Tian Boguang was stumbled by this palm, and almost swooped and fell to the ground.

"He is Nai, still dare to laugh at me, dare to curse me?" Bu Jie rolled up his sleeves and pointed at Tian Boguang, who was squatting on the ground and holding his headache, and scolded angrily.

"Dad~~" Yi Lin was disgusted at this time, and spoke ugly, so she pulled him.

Ling Hu Chong was curious: "Senior Brother Lin, what are you holding to make the monk listen to you like this, you must know that he has very high martial arts and a non-stingy temperament, no one is afraid on this Heng Mountain, that is, listening to his daughter and dumb mother-in-law, what skills do you use? Tell me quickly, I want to try it too." ”

Bujie was not far from them, and when they heard this, they stopped fighting, and hurriedly shouted: "Brother Lin, Master Lin, don't ......"

A smile appeared on Lu Xun's face, he thought of the bad idea he didn't quit that day, the more he thought about it, the more fun it became, and he secretly said in his heart: I don't know if the dumb mother-in-law later found the stripped clothes back and put them on.

Complaining in his heart, he smiled and shook his head: "Forget it, it's just some boudoir fun, don't talk about it." If Senior Brother is interested in it one day, or if he marries Miss Ren, I will tell you and let you try it on Miss Ren, and it will work very well. ”

Those clothes-picking jokes in the previous life were really good.

Ling Hu Chong's face turned a little red, he didn't have the courage to do anything bad to Miss Ren, he hadn't seen each other again until now, I heard rumors in the rivers and lakes that Ren Yingying was wantonly eliminating dissidents in the Demon Sect, Ren Yingying couldn't leave at all, he was a little sad when he thought of this, when would he and Ren Yingying meet again, he missed her......

Lu Xun saw that Ling Hu Chong's face changed quickly, he was happy, shy and sad and longing, although it was strange, but he probably guessed something, and he didn't ask much, these things need to be solved by himself after all: "Senior brother came to me so early, is there something wrong?"

As soon as these words came out, Ling Hu Chong immediately came back to his senses, thinking of his intention to come this time, his face was straight: "Senior brother, Songshan has sent a letter." ”

"What are you talking about?"

"It's for the five mountains and the sending of a thing. ”

"This has to be done from there...... Speaking of ............"

"So .................. so"

“......”

“......”

"In this way, the merger of the five mountains is inevitable. Lu Xun nodded, he understood what Lu Xun was doing, and hoped that he would follow him as a helper.

Lu Xun couldn't refuse this, and he didn't want to refuse, he had a feeling that this trip to Songshan would probably be the last major event he encountered in this world.

"When is the senior brother going to leave? He asked.

"Just these two days. Ling Hu Chong said.

"Alright, just call me when you leave. He didn't have anything to pack, although he could go, the house behind him was said to be inhabited, but in fact, only he could live until now, because he was a layman who built it, the house was not solid, and two more people could collapse.

Linghu Chong nodded, said hello, turned his head to look at the three people on the side, and saw that the great monk and Tian Boguang were already in trouble, so he hurriedly stepped forward and pulled the three of them away, turned his hand to hook Tian Boguang's neck, and said to Yilin on the side of the big monk: "You hold your father, I will pull Brother Tian to take a step first." ”

After speaking, he didn't wait for the reaction of the great monk, and pulled Tian Boguang, who was not lightly injured, to leave first.

"Brother Tian, I have also seen you after you have been busy in Hengshan these days, it is very hard, and now you are feeding eagles with your body, which is very touching, I deeply sympathize, so let's take the position of the head of Hengshan, and make you the chief manager of the lower courtyard of Hengshan, and specialize in managing hundreds of heroes and heroes in this front yard, how about it?" Ling Hu Chong said in his ear while pulling Tian Boguang.

“...... What kind of position is this?" Tian Boguang looked curious, but there was a faint bad feeling in his heart.

"You don't have to worry about this, in short, it's a big official. In addition to arranging a chief manager for you, in view of your frequent love and killing, I am going to arrange a 'front yard sect master' for the great monk to do it, so as to dominate the overall situation, do you say?"

Tian Boguang, when he heard this, immediately shuddered, and said in a panic: "Don't~ Don't! Ling Hu Chong, Ling Hu Shaoxia, Ling Hu Gongzi, how can we have love, only kill~~, can you consider changing someone, no matter who it is, as long as it's not him." It's really not good, it's okay to find a beautiful female nun from the inner courtyard of Hengshan to come down and be this 'front yard leader', if you don't think of a good person, I'll recommend it to you, I've been observing for a long time these days......"

The great monk listened to the words of the two behind him, and only had time to shout: "Hey, Linghu is rushing at you......" wanted to catch up, but was pulled by Yilin's sleeve, and couldn't leave at all, so he could only helplessly turn his head and shout to Yilin: "Daughter, why are you holding your father, I have to teach this Tian Boguang a good lesson today, since he enters my Buddhism and becomes my disciple, he must keep the two precepts of hatred and ignorance, he dares not to respect the teacher, see if I don't kill him!"

"Daddy~~" Hearing this, Yilin still didn't let go, but after a coquettish shout, she said: "Daddy, you are angry and fighting again now, isn't this also a crime of hatred and obsession?

"Senior Sister Yilin is right, if you don't quit, don't talk about the Buddhist precepts with others, you can keep it yourself. Lu Xun also stepped forward at this time and said to the non-admonishment.

After speaking, he smiled at Yilin and waved his hand: "Senior Sister Yilin, if you catch up and say a word to Senior Brother Linghu, just say that you don't need him to call me in person when the time comes, shout on this mountain road, and I will hear it." As he spoke, he asked her to catch up with Ling Hu Chong.

He knew that this beautiful little nun was impulsive to Linghu, and all his thoughts were on this Linghu brother, although he already knew that he and Ren Yingying were already in love, he still couldn't let go.

Sure enough, when I heard Lu Xun's words, I felt that I could say a few words to Brother Linghu again, how could I still have the heart to stop here, his little face turned red, and he bent down and made a Buddha hand to Lu Xun: "Then Brother Lao Lin has stabilized my father, I'll go and talk to Brother Linghu." ”

After speaking, he mustered all his strength and trotted all the way in the direction where the two left.

"My senior brother is quite strong in messing with flowers. Lu Xun looked at Yilin's back and chuckled.

The unquit monk was already disappointed, and when he heard Lu Xun's words, he also snorted coldly: "It's a pity that it's an irresponsible ......" Obviously, he was very unhappy that Ling Hu Chong had seduced his daughter.

Lu Xun turned his head and looked at the non-quit: "Don't quit the great monk, your martial arts are not bad, but you always bully Tian Boguang, who is nicknamed 'Sand Sculpture', if you really want to fight martial arts, let's go through the trick again when we have time." Lu Xun said with a sincere invitation.

But the head of the non-quit monk shook like a rattle, and he was not moved at all, nor did he think about making Lu Xun soft under his hands: "No, no, no, I've fought with you three times before, and I lost every time." Now who in this Hengshan doesn't know that you are strong in martial arts, with one swordsmanship and one Zixia skill, except for Ling Hu Chong, who can walk three or five rounds under your hands? That is, the great monk I have rough skin and thick flesh, and I have been beaten, and after more than ten or twenty moves, I can't see the hope of winning you, how can I dare to fight you?"

Lu Xun sighed when he heard this, knowing that he couldn't trick the big monk into fighting with him, and his face was disappointed: "Alas, it's not good to practice this martial art well, and there is no chance to even compete and confirm each other's progress." ”

The great monk also nodded when he heard this: "That's true, the merit is high and there is nothing to be saved." Hey, in fact, I sometimes admire you, it's the same as Ling Hu Chong, Ling Hu Chong is my son-in-law, and it's not normal for your kung fu to be higher, but you are a kid, you are younger than Ling Hu Chong, but your martial arts are not too bad, it's really strange. ”

Lu Xun smiled: "It's not strange, it's not strange, if you read those other books, those people have already learned the Nine Yin True Scripture, practiced the Sunflower Treasure Book, and dominated the martial arts...... That's like me, being a homeless person......"

Where did the great monk hear this, he was stunned when he heard this, and asked with doubts on his face: "What did Brother Lin say? What Nine Yin True Scripture, what book? I haven't heard much of it......

Lu Xun shook his head, and did not answer the words of disabling, but asked rhetorically: "Dumb mother-in-law, haven't been with you for the past few days?"

"They quarreled and ignored me again. As soon as he said this, the monk was disappointed.

"Aren't you good......" Lu Xun muttered, and then said to him: "That's it, this time I'll teach you a different trick and teach you some earthy love words to coax the dumb mother-in-law." ”

"What is this?"

"You don't care about this, in short, this is a sharp weapon to coax my wife, I tell you, these words are all secrets that I don't pass on, I don't tell him in general, if it weren't for the good relationship between you and me, I wouldn't be too lazy to tell you, how about it, are you interested?" Lu Xun hurriedly pulled it back.

"This ...... Great monk, I'm a little interested, but do you promise it works? My wife is still fighting with me about what happened last time. ”

"That's it, I'm just trying to coax my wife, you make sure it works!"

"Really?"

"Really, I'll teach you...... You go...... Take her hand...... ...... like this"

"Uh-huh......"

"By the way, who gave Brother Lin Tian Boguang's nickname?"

"I gave it to you, how about it......"

"Apt, apt, just a little weird......"

"What's strange, this 'sand sculpture' is a new word on the Internet. ”

"This ...... Brother Lin, what is this online ......?"