Chapter Forty-Six: Snow Dance Kunlun

"In my capacity as the head of the sect, I order that you be expelled from the sect immediately. Thou shalt not come after me. Liu Banxian, do you understand?"

"Got it, got it. Master, this is the first time you've expelled me from the sect?"

"Hmm......" Yuzhu Zhenren pinched his snow-white beard and thought for a while: "It's probably the hundredth time?"

"Three thousand three hundred and seventy-eight times!" Liu Banxian shouted loudly: "I went up the mountain at the age of six, and I am sixteen this year, and you have to throw me out almost every day!"

"Isn't that because you're not idle every day?" Yuzhu Zhenren's eyes widened angrily. "The copper teapot that is more than 100 years old, you stole it and used it for the night......! Don't say anything, I'm going to throw up. ”

The first apprentice, Ling Xiaozi, smiled bitterly beside him: "Master, the ceremony of sacrificing the double swords will begin soon......

Liu Banxian took advantage of Yuzhu's distraction, and immediately said, "Master, you are busy with you, see you back!"

Ling Xiaozi shook his head: "This kid ......"

"Ahh Yuzhu Zhenren put down the copper kettle and looked at Liu Banxian's back: "Do you know, among the nine of you, he is the most promising one in the future." ”

Ling Xiaozi said: "Master's discernment. The ninth brother only practiced swords for ten years, and he was worthy of ten years of penance by others. With such talent, it is natural to be able to take on great responsibilities in the future. ”

"It's not just martial arts, this kid has a seven-trick heart, and sooner or later he will be able to comprehend the Great Dao. Our Kunlun faction, if we can really produce a living immortal, we can be regarded as worthy of our ancestors. ”

Liu Banxian didn't hear these words, because he had already come to a valley from the Jade Void Palace with a rattan swing. Kunlun Mountain is strange and cold to the bone, only the valley has the unique love of creation, and the four seasons are like spring. Liu Banxian lay down against a big peach tree, pillowing his arms, and thinking wildly.

What's so good about monasticism? Reciting those old scriptures every day is useless. Can you say it? No. Can it be said that it is still called the Great Dao? Lao Dan understood this principle, so he wrote in frustration: "The Tao is the Tao, the Tao is very Tao." ”

There is also the practice of martial arts, which is originally quite interesting, but it has to be made extremely boring. You think of a novel move, but someone always corrects it one by one: you have to hold your chest and bend your elbows slightly...... It's annoying.

They don't know that a sword has a soul. As long as you don't mess with it, it will lead you to find the enemy's flaws. What is sword practice? It is to talk to the sword, how simple the truth, why don't they understand?

Liu Banxian shook his head helplessly, thinking: The most reliable thing in this world is probably sleeping. Because only dreams are free.

So he sighed comfortably and said, "Today is another wasted day!"

In the past, he only listened to Gu Gu's words, but today someone replied with a sneer: "What a lazy little Taoist priest, he is lazy in broad daylight." ”

Liu Banxian jumped up with his eyes open, and there was a girl standing in front of him. She was wearing a long green dress, covered with lotus tulle, and her eyes were like curved crescents, and she looked a few years younger than herself.

Liu Banxian shook his index finger: "Little friend, this is your mistake." You should call me 'Dao Chief'. I think you're lost. How about I, do you want me to send you out of the valley?"

The girl snorted, "No, I can find it." ”

"Why are you so fierce?" Liu Banxian patted his ass and stood up, "There is no road in the valley, only an old vine leads to the Yuxu Palace." I helped you out of kindness!"

The girl didn't listen, and walked away with a pout. Liu Banxian sighed and lay down again.

After a long time, the girl returned to the tree in a huff and said, "Get up and take me out!"

Liu Banxian ignored it and turned over.

The girl said, "Little ...... Xiaodao Chief, I really have something urgent, can you send me out?"

Liu Banxian yawned: "I just don't want to move at this time." Unless......" He suddenly looked the girl up and down with ruffian eyes.

"Unless what?" the girl asked warily.

"Unless you dance for me!" Liu Banxian said proudly. "You walk with your hands behind your back, and you like to tiptoe, which is only true for people who have done dancing. Don't say you can't!"

The girl breathed a sigh of relief: "Okay then. You can't break your word!"

"Joke, who am I, Daochang Liu?"

The girl nodded. Looking at the snow-capped mountains in the distance, he suddenly shook his waist slightly, and the light veil on his body spread out like a cloud. This is not a dance of the Central Plains, because it is not so exquisite. But it is so soft, like snowflakes swaying in the wind.

The girl stopped, and she was surprised to find that Liu Banxian had tears in her eyes.

She asked a little panicked, "Hey, little Taoist, what's wrong with you?"

Liu Banxian rubbed his eyes: "It's nothing...... It is...... I've never seen such a beautiful dance. ”

The girl's face suddenly became a little gloomy: "Don't brag, how can you understand this dance?"

"I understand. Liu Banxian said sadly. "This dance is about two words: nostalgia. ”

The girl was stunned. Suddenly, he raised his eyebrows, took out a dagger from his arms, and asked murderously, "Who are you?"

Without waiting for Liu Banxian to answer, a five-foot-long poisonous snake suddenly sprang out from the peach tree next to him, spitting out a letter to bite the girl.

The girl was stunned and didn't dare to move. Liu Banxian flew over, and the poisonous snake bit him on the arm.

The girl was shocked. Looking at Liu Banxian again, the two blood holes were full of black blood, and they had obviously been poisoned.

The girl said loudly, "Idiot, why don't you use a sword?"

Liu Banxian Yintang was already black, and said weakly: "The animals in this valley are all my friends...... It just scared the hell. How can you hurt it?" he said, picking up the viper and putting it back on the tree. The snake swam away as fast as it could.

Liu Banxian suddenly felt that the sky was dark, and he was unconscious as soon as it was dark in front of him.

After some time, he opened his eyes and saw the girl kneeling beside him. Her hands were wrapped in a light veil torn from her shawl. He moved his fingers, and though it was painful, he was conscious.

"Did you suck me poison?"

The girl's face flushed: "You saved me, I don't want to owe you a favor." ”

Liu Banxian suddenly smiled: "You won't like me, will you?"

The girl stood up and said angrily, "Ascend disciple!" but her face turned even redder.

After a while, the girl said quietly, "My name is Monica, and I'm from Hu." What about you, little Taoist?"

"Liu Banxian. Little girl, remember the name, sooner or later everyone will say it. ”

The girl smiled: "I remember, don't forget me." ”

After sending the girl out of the valley, Liu Banxian returned to the Yuxu Palace. The master was not there, and the senior brothers all looked solemn. He asked the best friend of the mixed Yuanzi, "Third brother, what's wrong?"

Mixed Yuanzi said in a low voice: "The Demon Sect has given us a war book." ”