Chapter 83: If you are not well-behaved
In Xiaoyang City, Dong Tian pulled a donkey cart into the city to sell goods, and saw the crowd standing together in twos and threes, holding a piece of paper in their hands and discussing fiercely.
"Brother Li. ”
He curiously asked the unloading Lifu: "What are those people discussing?"
"You don't know?"
Lifu glanced at him: "There is a Taoist aunt named Auntie who wants to return to the vulgar and come here to recruit relatives." ”
"Aunt Dao recruits relatives?"
Dong Tian's face was full of doubts.
After Lifu finished unloading the goods, he took out a piece of paper and handed it to Dong Tian: "You are literate, read it yourself." ”
Dong Tian looked at the paper and was immediately amazed.
This is a notice of choosing a family, and there is a portrait of a female Taoist aunt on the paper, which is so beautiful that she looks like a fairy in the world.
"Is this true?"
Dong Tian asked in surprise, "Is there really such a beautiful woman in the world?"
"Of course it's true. ”
Lifu nodded: "Miss Xi'e lives in the Aromatic Building, and she will come out to play a tune every night, I was fortunate enough to see it once, and I am a hundred times more beautiful than the portrait." ”
Dong Tian's heart suddenly itched.
"I've got to go check it out!"
"Gotta go early. ”
Lifu smiled: "It's not too late today, if it's a little later, there will be no place for you to see." ”
"It's still noon!"
Dong Tian was surprised, but he couldn't help but be curious, handed over the donkey cart to Lifu to take care of, and immediately walked to the Aromatic Building.
Lifu didn't lie to him, although it was noon, when the sun was blazing, outside the fragrant building, it was already crowded.
When Dong Tian arrived, the crowd filled most of the street, and he could only see the aromatic building outside the crowd.
"Let's let, let's go!"
Dong Tian wanted to squeeze in.
"Squeeze what, don't squeeze!"
However, the person in front of him tried his best to block him: "Just do it here, Miss Chang'e will play the piano on the top floor of the Aromatic Building, and you can see it here." ”
Dong Tian looked ahead: "Why don't you go ahead, I see that there is still space in front of the Aromatic Building!"
"That's where the dignitaries stood. ”
The people in front of them said, "Can we compare with them?"
Dong Tian couldn't help but marvel, even the dignitaries could only stand and watch, how beautiful Miss Chang'e should be!
"Is there any other way to get closer?"
Dong Tian asked.
"Yes. ”
A man turned his head and said, "As long as you participate in Miss E'e's recruitment, you can see her up close." ”
"Really?"
Dong Tian was surprised: "Then why don't you participate?"
"We've all been there!"
The crowd said in unison, showing regretful expressions: "But it was eliminated again." ”
"Miss Chang'e's requirements are too high, and ordinary people don't even have the qualifications to approach. ”
When Dong Tian heard this, he was immediately overjoyed.
He's fine, he's confident.
"I'm going to go on a blind date, let's go, I can go to participate!"
He shouted, and when the others turned around and saw that he was good-looking, they all gave way and let him pass.
As long as Dong Tian can pass the two-layer screening, Fairy Xi'e will perform a few more tunes, and everyone is willing to sell their favors.
Dong Tian pushed all the way and came to the bottom of the aromatic building.
Outside the aromatic building, a group of men lined up to be screened.
"I can carry the tripod and shelter Miss Auntie from the wind and rain!"
At the top of the list is a fierce man with solid muscles and full of confidence.
But before he could finish two sentences, the man in charge of screening waved his hand.
"You're knocked out. ”
"Why?"
"Looks up to par!"
The man didn't talk nonsense, and asked the guards to take the fierce man away.
Dong Tian was taken aback, this condition was really harsh.
He was at the back of the line.
"Next. ”
A cream scholar at the front was called by the man who had screened him.
"I ......"
The cream scholar walked over, and as soon as he said a word, the man said, "Elimination!"
"Why, I look better than Pan An, what's wrong?"
"You have a fox smell!"
The man couldn't help but break up and asked the guards to take the cream scholar away.
Next, Dong Tian saw with his own eyes that an individual was eliminated.
What kind of obscene eyes, improper mental skills, wine bags and rice bags - all kinds of reasons, not refuting, made Dong Tian nervous.
"This person can't be looking for trouble on purpose, right?"
Dong Tian thought so, and then it was his turn.
"You...... Hmmm......"
The man glanced at him and was a little surprised: "I was born poor, but I have the heart to learn, and I have learned a good martial arts, which is good." ”
Dong Tian was stunned, this man didn't ask anything, how did he know so much.
The man thought for a moment, then nodded.
"You've passed. ”
"What?"
Dong Tian was a little stunned, and then he heard the cheers from around him.
"It's over, it's finally one!"
"Who is this kid, if he can pass the first level, he must have real materials!"
"Hurry up and check his birth, and when he is eliminated later, I will accept him as a son-in-law!"
In the discussion between the crowd and some dignitaries, Dong Tian entered the aromatic building with a confused face.
In the lobby of the Aromatic Building, dozens of men sat at ten tables in twos and threes, and when they saw Dong Tian coming in, they all sent a representative over.
"Dare to ask what Brother Tai is good at?"
The men asked.
"Specialty?"
Dong Tian wondered: "What specialty?"
"Brother Tai, don't be kidding. ”
The men smiled and said: "Those who can enter this building, in addition to their dignified appearance and outstanding conduct, must have a specialty, or governing the country, or chess, piano, calligraphy and painting, or martial arts practice......"
They told Dong Tian that it was impossible for a man with an appearance but no content to enter the Aromatic Building.
Dong Tian was greatly impressed, he listened to the men, all of them were people with outstanding literacy and funny words.
"Miss Auntie is really amazing. ”
Dong Tian found his table and said, "I see that you are all rare beautiful men in the world, one in a thousand. ”
"Brother Tai must not have seen Miss Auntie. ”
The men laughed and said, "If you see her, you will understand that it is not an exaggeration to say that she is the bright moon in the sky compared to us." ”
Their statement made Dong Tian more and more curious.
Although he was born poor, he was arrogant in his heart and looked down on rouge and vulgar fans.
Dong Tian sat in the lobby and waited expectantly.
His expression was presented in a mirror and fell under the eyes of Sun Wukong and Zhenyuan Daxian.
"This guy is of good quality. ”
Zhenyuan Daxian said: "The roots and bones themselves are excellent, and they also have immortal fate. ”
"Hmm. ”
Sun Wukong nodded: "How did the Terran king react?"
After he was sure that Xi'e was not the goddess of Wushan, he was bound to get it, and he sent someone to snatch it last night. ”
Zhenyuan Daxian smiled: "I will punish them a little and send them back." ”
He glanced at the virgin beside him who was serving tea and pouring water.
"Girl, have you become too pretty?"
"The host said to do the best you can do. ”
The virgin replied, "Auntie is a Taoist aunt with advanced cultivation, and if the king was wise, he would not continue to send people." ”
She then laughed and said, "If I don't behave, I can only go to the palace to make trouble." ”