The toilets at both ends of the Xuantanfang street were finally built, on the day of completion, a simple bamboo shed was set up in front of the public toilet gate at the east end, and the colorful flags were displayed on the bamboo shed, and the brocade was fluttering, and Lu Zhiyu and Liang Youhe of Shangyuan County lined up and waited respectfully in front of the bamboo shed.

Nineteen monks from the Special Labor Brigade and hundreds of Xuantanfang residents gathered outside the toilets to wait for the ribbon-cutting ceremony.

Liang Youhe checked around the public toilet again, and then turned to the bamboo shed to carefully sort out the colorful flags and brocades that had been sorted out many times, stopped and admired the couplets on the bamboo door for a while, nodded, shook his head, and sighed to Lu Zhiyu sitting on a stool: "The content is appropriate, but the rhyme used in the battle is not always very neat, but the time is too tight, and it is too late to carve it carefully, which is a pity." ”

Lu Zhiyu grabbed the beans and said with a smile while throwing them in his mouth: "Why bother Liang Daling, according to me, it's good enough, and Abbot Zhao doesn't pay attention to this." ”

Liang Youhe shook his head and said: "Abbot Zhao is a great talent, and his poems are sung all over the world, so I'm afraid that he won't like it...... There is also this word, I have stayed up too late lately, and I can't always write Shen Yun, I hope the abbot doesn't laugh at it. ”

After a while, he asked again, "Is Abbot Peng really not coming?"

Lu Zhiyu nodded: "Abbot Peng's mind is on the cultivation ball competition, you know, President Peng, he is busy working in the incense burner on weekdays, even I am rare, he has already asked the abbot in advance, and he will not show up this time." ”

While the two were chatting, in the special labor brigade, the young Fourteenth Gentleman was a little breathless, and muttered: "Originally, there was no problem if you didn't go out for three or two days, but the more you say that you are not allowed to pull it today, the more you want to pull it, and it makes Lao Tzu angry! Old Gu, are you in a hurry?"

Old man Gu rolled his eyes: "If you want to eat a stick, you can pull it and try it, believe it or not, the surnamed Yang will let you pull as much as you want?"

The Fourteenth Monarch shuddered, and seemed to be frightened back a lot by his inner urgency.

He had just gotten better, but Old Man Gu's third disciple couldn't help it, and snorted: "Fourteen is right, I think it's convenient for ...... teacher."

Old man Gu scolded softly: "Be careful when you speak, don't blow up the rune paper, press your head down, and, what's the matter?

Yang Xianjian, who was appointed as the temporary leader of the Special Labor Brigade, came to stand in front of one person, and the whiteboard popped up behind his neck: "Xiao Shao, have you peed your pants?"

Shao Yuxing's face turned pale with fright: "Yang Tou, it's really not bad for Xiao Xiu, since last night, I have repeatedly reminded me not to pull or scatter, and I have been reminding until now, it was fine, but just now they were talking again, this is really unbearable......"

Yang Xianjin popped up the whiteboard: "Out of the queue!"

Shao Yuxing trembled and moved two steps forward, Yang Xian turned around and took a few steps back, and out of nowhere he took out a bucket of water, slammed it in front of Shao Yuxing's feet, and the whiteboard behind his neck read: "Drink it all!"

Looking at a wooden stick slowly sticking out of Yang Xianjian's cuffs, Shao Yuxing swallowed his saliva with difficulty, picked up the wooden barrel and began to pour it into his mouth.

Goo, goo......

Yang Xianxin continued to write on the whiteboard behind his neck: "I told you yesterday to let you hold back, so that there will be a puller after the public toilet ribbon is cut and opened, and it is you who built this public toilet, Abbot Zhao said......"

(The previous line disappears, the next line appears): "You are the founders of urban civilization, you will be the first users of this public toilet, and now that you are done urinating, how will you pee for a while......?"

(Continue line break): "Look up, listen to me, don't look around." ”

Seeing that everyone still didn't pay attention to their whiteboard, Yang Xianjian's small wooden stick poked out of his sleeve and knocked on the whiteboard vigorously......

Fourteen Jun closed his eyes, forcing himself not to look at Shao Yuxing to drink water, not to listen to the grunt sound made by Shao Yuxing when he drank water, and when he was fighting with all his strength and body instinct, he suddenly heard the "aggressive" sound made by Yang Xianxin knocking on the whiteboard with a small wooden stick.

This sound was like a command, opening the floodgates of the fourteenth monarch's lower abdomen, and a warm rush rushed down the trouser tube, and he let out a groan of relief: "Heh......"

At the same time, it was the old man Gu, the eldest child, the second child, and the third child beside him......

Yang Xianjin covered his eyes, and in a hurry, he picked up the small wooden stick and beat him one by one, and the whiteboard behind his neck quickly popped up the subtitles: "Rehydration, rehydration......"

When Zhao Ran arrived, the sound of gongs and drums suddenly sounded like a noisy sound, and he was also very helpless about it, so he had to be like a marionette, commanded by Lu Zhiyu and Liang Youhe, first looked at the wooden shed, shook his head and chanted at the couplet: "Go to the intestines and smoke the seven orifices, pass the reincarnation of the five grains through the pylorus, and criticize horizontally: the cycle of heavenly dao." Then he praised it against his will, "It's wonderful."

After looking at the wooden shed, I went in to see the toilet again, and after reading the toilet, I came out with a plaque: Civilized Public Toilet.

After the plaque was finished, he simply spoke two sentences at the request of the masses, to the effect that he hoped that the people of Xuantanfang would be in the public toilet in the future, and the excrement would also be poured into the tunnel, and he asked the leader of the public toilet to fire the key shot in the creation of a civilized city in Shangyuan County, to be a sanitation worker who is beneficial to the people, and not to be a dung bully who oppresses the good.

After that, he walked under the bamboo shed in the blowing and singing, and together with Lu Zhiyu and Liang Youhe, he cut the silk wrapped with big red flowers into four pieces - many old women at the scene saw this scene with their eyelids jumping wildly, and secretly said "Evil".

After the ribbon cutting, it was the opening of the public toilet, so Yang Xianjin took the lead and led the construction army of the public toilet into the latrine to release water as much as he wanted.

Liang Youhe waited for Zhao Ran with a smile and witnessed the whole process of the opening of the public toilet inside.

Zhao Ran watched them stand in a row by the urinal pool with their heads bowed neatly, and the palm-sized forbidden charms on their foreheads were neatly pressed to the tip of their noses, with a string of numbers written on them, and they couldn't help but laugh for a while, and finally couldn't help but laugh out loud.

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In the next two days, Zhao Ran has been paying attention to the reactions of all parties after the tentative article was released, and on the whole, it was quite stable, and the people were full of sympathy for the protagonists of the three stories, and how to solve the problem of crossing the river gradually began to be hotly discussed in the streets and alleys.

Under the guidance of "Inside and Outside the Imperial City", all kinds of articles that put forward suggestions and made decisions were sent to the editorial department of the journal like snowflakes.

Of course, half of the articles will be in favor of or in favor of the bridge, three tenths of the articles with other neutral opinions, and the remaining one-fifth will also publish suggestions against the bridge.

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